Hey Donny how does it feel to get cucked by Reno?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

He's basically the ultimate fucc-boi spiritual virgin but he made an absolute cuckold out of you so how does it feel? It's like a black guy's girlfriend fucking Steve Urkel on the side.

For those who don't know Lisa has been doing things with Reno on cam every night. Mostly Reno's fault.

[Lisa Battery]

I have not been doing that every night.

Donny knows exactly what I did and when I did it and he's man enough not to act like a bitch like you.

He's done worse than that earlier on in the piece and Donny literally gets whatever he wants from me whenever he wants (unlike you who can't get shit from anyone no matter how hard you try and you try pretty fucking hard and get nothing) and I him.

So basically the ONLY person who is cucked is, as usual, you. Seems like everyone gets more than you and doesn't even try as hard.

Donny's not cucked, reno's not cucked, I'm not cucked.... you look like you are though. I didn't even play world of warcraft with you because we were all busy cyber fucking everyone but you.

[Lisa Battery]

Dear fuckboys,

We'll all cyber gang bang later ok? No teknorats allowed.

Teknorat acts more jelly than anyone. Lol.

[Lisa Battery]

I do Donny everyday.

Sue me pricks.

[Lisa Battery]

You'll need a pack of wild horses to drag him off me and I don't see a pack of wild horses, I see one silly wanker who can't get shit acting out and acting cucked and it's not Donny.... (Hint: it's teknorat)

[Battery Bits]

Feels good man.

LOL. We're past this.

Her showing some dude her tits does not equal cuckolding, but nice try faggot.

Who ~hasn't~ seen them perky nips? I'm not too burned up about it.

[Battery Bits]

Share the wealth.

[m0nde]

I have not been doing that every night.

Donny knows exactly what I did and when I did it and he's man enough not to act like a bitch like you.

He's done worse than that earlier on in the piece and Donny literally gets whatever he wants from me whenever he wants (unlike you who can't get shit from anyone no matter how hard you try and you try pretty fucking hard and get nothing) and I him.

So basically the ONLY person who is cucked is, as usual, you. Seems like everyone gets more than you and doesn't even try as hard.

Donny's not cucked, reno's not cucked, I'm not cucked.... you look like you are though. I didn't even play world of warcraft with you because we were all busy cyber fucking everyone but you.:rofl:

[Lisa Battery]

a lot of people have seen more than that in my time

Teknorat hasn't though

[Lisa Battery]

:rofl:

I would have said teknorat is world of warcraft cucked but he's much more than just world of warcraft cucked.

He's constantly trying to cuck but always ends up the one who is cucked.

I was actually reading teknorat's messages at the time to reno which were all stupid shit like "reno thinks he's always in an art house movie" and other weird ass shit which we were trying to decide were meant to be insults or not and actually both laughing at how retarded and jealous he always acts and sounds.

Meanwhile Donny gets my all and is not so insecure.

[Lisa Battery]

P.S.

I'm hardly Ms. Perfect in a nunnery.

[Lisa Battery]

How did this work out for you teknorat? Just as planned?

Heh, back in your box teknobetabitch

[Lisa Battery]

Here, I'll go bump your world of warcraft thread and see if you can buy a friend to play with for next week.

[Poopalew]

Here, I'll go bump your world of warcraft thread and see if you can buy a friend to play with for next week.

Included are Jesus Born in a Stable and Men Guided by a Star.

[lnopia the great]

maybr donny is cool with it right now because youre just internet best buds with a dash of internet fantasy emotional connection

but what happens in a couple years from now when donny has finally saved up enough cash money to see you in real life and can't deal with the reality of knowing the babe he is trying to cuddle to sleep is cucking him with some random fags from the internet every couple days?

[lnopia the great]

weve all seen the posts of donny threatening to kill people and unleash his suppressed inner dark side.

hes basically as lonely and desperate as rootbeer was, but also either suicidal or homicidal, and your going to end up with another crybaby jizzing all over your shit whose also going to be slitting his wrists

[m0nde]

donny and reno locked in mortal combat, both crazy eyed in their quest to be the one to cum on lisa's thigh
and teknorat the onlooker, throwing down totems as his wow shaman, quietly keking to himself

[Lisa Battery]

That was a hilarious post he made to a stalker of his. Some guy who is obsessed with him and tries to contact all the women on his facebook and tell them things lol

You are talking about a guy who had 3 girlfriends when I met him, two of which I have also met on cam

Sorry that he isn't some insecure beta bitch boy just on the internet who can't fuck (because I'm pretty sure Donny is actually the guy who fucks all those holes into bricks) and that can be cucked in such a non actual way.

Try again.

[Lisa Battery]

There is no combat or issue.

Dicks in the wind.

[Lisa Battery]

*grabs Donny's as it breezes past*

All we are is dicks in the wind.

[lnopia the great]

donny is giving up his life as a playboy to actually get a job with the dream that he can afford to dirtbag it with a mentally ill shut in across the globe


lisa pls

[Lisa Battery]

donny is giving up his life as a playboy to actually get a job with the dream that he can afford to dirtbag it with a mentally ill shut in across the globe


lisa pls
Um Donny just got an even better job today.

Donny is better than you

And I'm better than you so what do you want again?

[Lisa Battery]

He also gave up drugs for me.

He also knows what he wants and he goes get it. And that is me now.

[Poopalew]

He also gave up drugs for me.

He also knows what he wants and he goes get it. And that is me now.

It had been hewed out of the rock hillside.

[Lisa Battery]

He doesn't fuck around playing beta boy games.

If Donny wants to fuck you, chances are you are going to get fucked.

[Lisa Battery]

It had been hewed out of the rock hillside.

With his dick.

Yes that is how I suspect bricks are made.

[lnopia the great]

He also gave up drugs for me.

story checks out, a drug addict would never say something like this :rofl:

[Lisa Battery]

story checks out, a drug addict would never say something like this :rofl:

Yeah um I literally spend 20 hours a day with him on cam and have done so for months. I know everything he has taken.

Sorry just as Donny is not some beta bitch boy who can't get laid nor am I some ignorant retarded 20 year old who hasn't been around the block 200 times or more herself.

[Lisa Battery]

And he's got me toboot.

So tough titties.

[Lisa Battery]

He's actually very competent with women.

It might be hard for some of you like teknorat or noppy to understand but not every guy turns into a retard at the mere presence or even just existence of a female.

[cag]

Yeah um I literally spend 20 hours a day with him on cam and have done so for months. I know everything he has taken.

Sorry just as Donny is not some beta bitch boy who can't get laid nor am I some ignorant retarded 20 year old who hasn't been around the block 200 times or more herself.

you are the stupid one who drove hours to meet teknorat at a hotel



fucking idiot

[Lisa Battery]

you are the stupid one who drove hours to meet teknorat at a hotel



fucking idiot
I actually hadn't even left at the time I was meant to meet him and he also literally paid me $ for that. He basically just paid for me to go get a pizza and some weed you loser.

[lnopia the great]

nice life

[Lisa Battery]

Not to mention I'm a LOT smarter than you or teknorat LOL!

[cag]

And he's got me toboot.

So tough titties.

so did a not too choosy Peter the meth dealer and a old guy who trades dirt weed for blow jobs

[Lisa Battery]

nice life

Beats yours

[Lisa Battery]

so did a not too choosy Peter the meth dealer and a old guy who trades dirt weed for blow jobs

Nope.

He got a year in prison.

And what old guy who trades dirt weed for blow jobs?

Make up something else.

Do you know how many actual boyfriends I've had? I'm not talking about make believe stories you make up or convicted sex ofenders who stalk me.

[m0nde]

Yeah um I literally spend 20 hours a day with him on cam and have done so for months. I know everything he has taken.

Sorry just as Donny is not some beta bitch boy who can't get laid nor am I some ignorant retarded 20 year old who hasn't been around the block 200 times or more herself.think about these two statements for a second and decide yourself whether one follows logically from the other

[cag]

Nope.

He got a year in prison.

So you DID RAT him out, go slice your wrists you used up fugly drug whore

[Battery Bits]

LOL
Into -bricks-, bitchessssss!
Don't nobody listen to technooooo...
She already knows what will happen if she does that when I'm there.
Spontaneous face-fucking and titty grabs.
Donny's doap; homo's.

[Lisa Battery]

think about these two statements for a second and decide yourself whether one follows logically from the other

Yeah aside from the fact I've actually also met two of his girlfriends on cam and am personally going to fuck him myself.

What's your logic here m0nde?

[Battery Bits]

I choose to spend all this time with her, despite having a stable of ho's.
Suck my ginormous balls.

[Lisa Battery]

LOL
Into -bricks-, bitchessssss!
Don't nobody listen to technooooo...
She already knows what will happen if she does that when I'm there.
Spontaneous face-fucking and titty grabs.
Donny's doap; homo's.
Lol

And this is why Donny is the man for me. XD

So you losers can bitch and moan and while you do that guess what Donny's gonna do

Lol <3

[lnopia the great]

victims of domestic abuse say the same thing donny

[Battery Bits]

From now on, y'all have to pay me $80 to see Lisa's tits.

[Lisa Battery]

I choose to spend all this time with her, despite having a stable of ho's.
Suck my ginormous balls.

I've met a couple of these and most of these tossers couldn't even get one of your stable hos, as your stable hos are out of their league

[Battery Bits]

This place is faggots.

[Lisa Battery]

From now on, y'all have to pay me $80 to see Lisa's tits.

Lol

No-one is going to pay hun

And what now? No you don't :p

The fucking cheek.

Just because you called me a whore doesn't mean you start making $ off my tits

[Lisa Battery]

This place is faggots.

So is SM, stop going there, at least these gays aren't so scared of females that they can't even let one make a thread if they want.

Still battery parody is better, no losers

[Battery Bits]

Run tell dat.

[Lisa Battery]

Think he might just be able to handle me

Here's to Donny, let's hear it for the boy


https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&v=VZLBZ3eD7wI

[m0nde]

lol, it's deja vu

[lnopia the great]

donny based on your wage how long til you figure youll be in penguin island

[lnopia the great]

lol, it's deja vu

the only difference is doony wont be bringing any ipads

[lnopia the great]

dooty + lisa = true love 4ever

[Battery Bits]

Donny's bringin this dick.

[Lisa Battery]

Donny is not some delusional virgin who turns into a spastic.

He is also going to be too busy competently fucking me to buy me ipads, though he would buy me one if I wanted him to. See he's actually attentive to what you want and just doesn't ignore your every request and then buy you stuff you tell him not to to make up for not being able to fuck. Mainly because he can fuck. Mainly because he is a completely different person to rootbeer which I assume you are trying to reference as you have very very limited knowledge about who I've actually dated.

[Battery Bits]

I know exactly when I'll be there.
You're daft if you think I'm telling y'all when.
When I'm there, you will know.

[Lisa Battery]

Donny's bringin this dick.

And it aint broke!

And by all accounts and looks of things I don't think I could break it if I tried, it'll break me no doubt.

[Battery Bits]

Into BRICKS.

[lnopia the great]

I know exactly when I'll be there.
You're daft if you think I'm telling y'all when.
When I'm there, you will know.

so you dont even have an idea, basically

[Battery Bits]

S_hTg-A0zLU&autoplay=1

[Lisa Battery]

so you dont even have an idea, basically

We both know

And we both know exactly how much $ we will have and it's well on the way he's building up a stack

[Battery Bits]

Get ya feddy, boss.
187 ain't nuthin but spaghetti sauce.

[m0nde]

Get ya feddy, boss.
187 ain't nuthin but spaghetti sauce.:bettles:

[Lisa Battery]

Who blames a girl for flashing reno either?

I mean it was kind of bad because Donny is my main man, like deals with me everyday, there for me all through when Jazz was sick and died, gets me off all the time, tends to me etc....

but no shit on reno, he was drunk, he is a sweet guy I've over the years before Donny loved every little time I've chatted or played with him which is like twice and me aside there is any number of girls who would flash reno at the drop of hat and do because I'd just like to say that reno is not a bitch and reno would not have ever posted anything or tried to hurt anyone's feelings and I just want to put that in here seeing as it's here.

[Battery Bits]

LOL; word.

[Poopalew]

LOL; word.

Another experience was that of a mother in her 60s and her two daughters in their 40 s.

[UPGRAYEDD]

reno still exists is what surprises me

[Battery Bits]

Another experience was that of a mother in her 60s and her two daughters in their 40 s.

Hot.

Tell 'em, m0ndeb0t.

[m0nde]

reno still exists is what surprises mereno and stumple and clay have lives outside this forum and it is all about dots

[Poopalew]

reno and stumple and clay have lives outside this forum and it is all about dots

Some ants collect leaf fragments which another group chew into a pulp.

[steveyos]

if reno gets stuff I should get stuff >.<

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Feels good man.

LOL. We're past this.

Her showing some dude her tits does not equal cuckolding, but nice try faggot.

Who ~hasn't~ seen them perky nips? I'm not too burned up about it.

Cool thanks.

Lisa idk why you even replied to this thread lmfao.

[urkles girlfriend]

How is Donny not beta when he's totally cool with his "girlfriend" cybering with other men? sounds like a bit of a doormat to me.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

reno still exists is what surprises me

LMAO anything reno related summons you

[urkles girlfriend]

your tears of agona will keep me hydrated! i will ferry your soul accross the vale to our lord satan and he will eat your blood.

[juji]

Who the fuck is Donny?

[urkles girlfriend]

S_hTg-A0zLU&autoplay=1

what the shit... this guy is a complete dork

[Autistic Spectrum]

Who blames a girl for flashing reno either?

I mean it was kind of bad because Donny is my main man, like deals with me everyday, there for me all through when Jazz was sick and died, gets me off all the time, tends to me etc....

but no shit on reno, he was drunk, he is a sweet guy I've over the years before Donny loved every little time I've chatted or played with him which is like twice and me aside there is any number of girls who would flash reno at the drop of hat and do because I'd just like to say that reno is not a bitch and reno would not have ever posted anything or tried to hurt anyone's feelings and I just want to put that in here seeing as it's here.
reno you nasty

[Autistic Spectrum]

the funniest thing is about this thread is how poor donny and lisa are, and can't even afford a plane ticket between the 2 of them :rofl: poor people are the fucking worst

[UPGRAYEDD]

LMAO anything reno related summons you

along with any number of antique name drops

[Camoron]

He's basically the ultimate fucc-boi spiritual virgin but he made an absolute cuckold out of you so how does it feel? It's like a black guy's girlfriend fucking Steve Urkel on the side.

For those who don't know Lisa has been doing things with Reno on cam every night. Mostly Reno's fault.

suprise twist: the black guy was Stefan Urquelle

[Camoron]

Who the fuck is Donny?

[Battery Bits]

How is Donny not beta when he's totally cool with his "girlfriend" cybering with other men? sounds like a bit of a doormat to me.

Wrong on several levels.
Showing them titties isn't cybering.
I was livid for like 5 minutes until she explained exactly what was up.
I get over shit quickly. Early on, I fucked up way worse, so we're square as far as I'm concerned.
Always thought I was beta, until Lisa convinced me I'm alpha enough to take a stand, have a spine, form my own opinions, and tell her haters to get fuck't.

And plane tickets out there be costing, nyukka.
Not to mention the logistics of this. We both have bills and shit to pay first and foremost.
If we're doing this, we're doing this right.

[Camoron]

nobody cares leave

[Battery Bits]

Eat a dick.
This thread is directly about me.

[juji]

Wrong on several levels.
Showing them titties isn't cybering.
I was livid for like 5 minutes until she explained exactly what was up.
I get over shit quickly. Early on, I fucked up way worse, so we're square as far as I'm concerned.
Always thought I was beta, until Lisa convinced me I'm alpha enough to take a stand, have a spine, form my own opinions, and tell her haters to get fuck't.

And plane tickets out there be costing, nyukka.
Not to mention the logistics of this. We both have bills and shit to pay first and foremost.
If we're doing this, we're doing this right.


Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[juji]

Btw, arent you Donny?

[Battery Bits]

Yurr.

[Camoron]

logout forever

[Camoron]

tie a rock to your computer and throw it in a river

[Autistic Spectrum]

Donald who gives a fuck

[Battery Bits]

Put the cap of my fuckstick in your mouth, close your lips, and suck.
Be sure to use plenty of tongue.
T Hanks in advance.

[Battery Bits]

Fuck you Daniel.

[Camoron]

pleae.. please log out you are ruining our forum.. PLEASE its not even an insult i am literally not trying to be mean but your are so bad

[Battery Bits]

pleae.. please fuck off your forum sucks.. PLEASE its an insult i am literally trying to be mean but your are so ghey

[Camoron]

ughhhh your posts are so bad i want to pour this iced tea into my eyeballs but that wouldnt do anyhing except waste iced tea

[Camoron]

wait arte you literaly lisas boyfriend? that makes you 10000x times worse

[urkles girlfriend]

I bet he doesn't even own a car and lives with his mom

[m0nde]

this guy is even better than peter quinn. donny have you ever seen a picture of gemma, the girl who peter quinn dropped lisa for?

[urkles girlfriend]

tie a rock to your computer and throw it in a river

[urkles girlfriend]

Wrong on several levels.
Showing them titties isn't cybering.
I was livid for like 5 minutes until she explained exactly what was up.
I get over shit quickly. Early on, I fucked up way worse, so we're square as far as I'm concerned.
Always thought I was beta, until Lisa convinced me I'm alpha enough to take a stand, have a spine, form my own opinions, and tell her haters to get fuck't.

And plane tickets out there be costing, nyukka.
Not to mention the logistics of this. We both have bills and shit to pay first and foremost.
If we're doing this, we're doing this right.
i wipe my ass with international plane tickets.

[Battery Bits]

You should clean your pussy with water and soap, foot-faced bitch.

[Lisa Battery]

Cool thanks.

Lisa idk why you even replied to this thread lmfao.

Because it's about me you retard

[Lisa Battery]

pleae.. please log out you are ruining our forum.. PLEASE its not even an insult i am literally not trying to be mean but your are so bad

What are you retarded?

[Lisa Battery]

the funniest thing is about this thread is how poor donny and lisa are, and can't even afford a plane ticket between the 2 of them :rofl: poor people are the fucking worst

We have enough for a plane ticket but we want a stack of cash. We are waiting until we have saved a fair stack because when he comes here he will not be able to work and I don't work, I lay around cyberfucking, so we are saving up a sack of cash.... well he is anyway and if he dumps me for flashing someone on the internet (lol) like some of you virginal insecure beta dipshits who couldn't get laid to save your life anyway would then he'll do whatever the fuck he wants with his stack of cash

But he loooOOOOO00000ves me ooo000000OOOOOO~!

[Lisa Battery]

He's cool.

A lot of you are not cool.

[Battery Bits]

Tell 'em.
:heart:

[Lisa Battery]

this guy is even better than peter quinn. donny have you ever seen a picture of gemma, the girl who peter quinn dropped lisa for?

Peter Quinn is a convicted sex ofender who stalked me for over 2 years. I was never with him to dump you dumb fucking retard, he was obsesssed with me, you fucking retard I went to the police about him numerous times.

[Lisa Battery]

I'm so fucking alpha I'm going to turn some juggalo wigga pimp with stable hos and tuesday bitches (lol) into my own personal man slave who will work for me, cook me dinner, do my fucking dishes and fuck me good.

WHO'S THE PIMP NOW BOY?

[juji]

this is very embarassing

[Lisa Battery]

this is very embarassing

You made a thread about having sex with a blow up doll

[urkles girlfriend]

Tell your fuckboi to stop posting twizted songs.

[urkles girlfriend]

Or just to not post at all

[Pirate Steve]

Or just stuff your flapjack tits into a salad shooter

[juji]

You made a thread about having sex with a blow up doll

holy shit did you actually read my thread what you really believe?

[Autistic Spectrum]

Peter Quinn is a convicted sex ofender who stalked me for over 2 years. I was never with him to dump you dumb fucking retard, he was obsesssed with me, you fucking retard I went to the police about him numerous times.

you let him impregnate you and then you murdered his child , the sex offender and the murder,, just like you and your new junkie boyfriend, garbage people usually end up with other garbage people and every horrible relationship you have publiclly had over the worst fourm on the interent has proven this fact over and over again lisa

[juji]

Lisa forced Clay to ban Peter Quinn here, he isn't able to log in here forever

[urkles girlfriend]

Lisa can a better man than donny. How about u dp? Your girlfriend cant be all that fun

[urkles girlfriend]

Lisa is also madly in love with you and if you were to say... ask her out.. shed probably edump him straight away

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag i make more money than jon, way more

[juji]

cag i make more money than jon, way more

lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

my investments are so fucking diverseved and while i sit in my waterfront house you are living in a complex full of indian it workers with working visa's

[urkles girlfriend]

All the better for to whisk lisa away and treat her like a princess. Theres a skybus ticket with your name on it

[urkles girlfriend]

This is your chance to win the girl pf your dreams and cuck the shit out of donny the simp

[juji]

my investments are so fucking diverseved and while i sit in my waterfront house you are living in a complex full of indian it workers with working visa's

by the way, are you full stack? do you own start ups?

[urkles girlfriend]

Date and fuck lisa, hire elzark at your start up company

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag you are a dirty dyke like all strippers why don't you move to penguin island if your so concernd about lisa's welfare

[Autistic Spectrum]

COBAL

[m0nde]

dp, what're yo0 going to do when flash stops being used?

[juji]

dp, what're yo0 going to do when flash stops being used?

it made me laugh

[Autistic Spectrum]

sliverlight is the next big thing

[m0nde]

are you adept at coding with that? i thought html5 and javascript was the way to go, idk you'll have to ask an expert like elezzzark about it

[Autistic Spectrum]

come to the nodejs conference in portland this December and i will let you buy me multiple drinks

[juji]

sliverlight is the next big thing

come on, it's not great framework, it can be mantained by Microsoft due to customer demands, but will not being used in Chrome

[urkles girlfriend]

cag you are a dirty dyke like all strippers why don't you move to penguin island if your so concernd about lisa's welfare

I am completely and utterly dick whipped by jon, lisa isnt dickwhipped at all by donny shes dick whipped by you. You wouldnt even have to feed her, just supply bushels of weed

[juji]

come to the nodejs conference in portland this December and i will let you buy me multiple drinks

conference is waste of time

[urkles girlfriend]

Be a man for once in your life and fuck thr shit out of lisa before donny gets there and infects her with used needle diseases

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag i called dibs on you when you first started posting here and am sort of upset that jon did not respect that, i still have alot of healing to do before i get over it

[juji]

notice cag is being stubborn like A DONKEYress

[m0nde]

jon scored himself a paris hilton wife, dp. how does that make you feel?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i just hope he's spending the 100 grand of rape money she got and after it's gone he kicks her out and changes the locks

[juji]

it's called findom, we know cag needs sugar daddy

[Camoron]

We have enough for a plane ticket but we want a stack of cash. We are waiting until we have saved a fair stack because when he comes here he will not be able to work and I don't work, I lay around cyberfucking, so we are saving up a sack of cash.... well he is anyway and if he dumps me for flashing someone on the internet (lol) like some of you virginal insecure beta dipshits who couldn't get laid to save your life anyway would then he'll do whatever the fuck he wants with his stack of cash

But he loooOOOOO00000ves me ooo000000OOOOOO~!

anyone who wants to fuck some jobless stay at home internet whore they have never met and is willing to spend thosands and dolars to do it is either desperate as fuck or just fuckig retard * he would look at rootber*

[m0nde]

hmm

[juji]

anyone who wants to fuck some jobless stay at home internet whore they have never met and is willing to spend thosands and dolars to do it is either desperate as fuck or just fuckig retard * he would look at rootber*

You would thank to Donny if he got mental breakdown since Lisa told him to get out then Donny would choke her to death

[Camoron]

how could anyone want a girlfriend that sits at home doing nothing all day and goes on the internet and shows her nasty body to people online and contributes nothing and is a psychotic bithc and all of this other shit, do you even realize the true implications fo your little plan to spend thousands of dollar to visit Lisa in austrial its not even funny its just sad that someone could think YEAH THIS IS ARATIONAL IDEA

[Autistic Spectrum]

they are like the sid and nancey of rubynet and i give this relationship my full blessing and that means alot since i have the most posts here

[urkles girlfriend]

You can do better than me. why not date a hot 36 year australian with pink hair who can do handsands she could do a handstand and put her pussy right in your face while sucking yo dick. Bet your girlfriend cant do that

[m0nde]

this is all lost to the airwaves because lisa and donny are busy licking their lips at each other on skype while we sad no lifers are here talking about them
true love and haters

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag i'm going to fuck the both of you at the same time, it's part of my 5 year plan

[Camoron]

lisa is the only perosn on earth who can amuse you with carnival tricks while fucking you while also giving you AIDS.

[juji]

Why Men Fall in Love with "Weakness"

[m0nde]

you could have a contest to see who could stand on their head longer without using a wall

[Camoron]

World God only Knows, Elz...

[juji]

You seem upset about Lisa, what's going on here?

[Camoron]

im really mad :mad:

[Camoron]

comign back to rubynet.. i wanted to post with my brosephs. Instead I have to deal with 2012 part 4: the lisa years continue and its making me fuckign sick

[m0nde]

camoron, get on skype and intervene between donny and lisa right now. you need to bring sanity to this fucked up mess

[juji]

let's make a summary why I don't understand what's going on here since maks told me Lisa got 2nd rootbeer called Donald. This is collapsing

[Autistic Spectrum]

i always thought stevey and lisa should have ended up together

[Autistic Spectrum]

it seems like the perfect match on paper

[m0nde]

no, lisa and keknorat are perfect because he's the most deviously malicious person around and lisa only really gets hot for abuse

[Camoron]

lets summarize the situation:
1 lisa is a meth eating eminem fan posting on forums as her sole means of socialization sicne i was in middle school probably
2 lisa is 40 years old
3 lisa eats meth
5 lisa likes eminem ALOT
6. lisa can do handstands naked
7 lisa does handstands naked for guys on the itnernet
8 lisa cybersexes reno (ok i cant blame her for that one)
9 lisa betrayed to my good friend rootbeer and stole all his money away
10 lisa is now sinking her claws into some other desperate retard from the united state(???) and planning to make him save up for a few months at his minimum wage job/drug dealing on teh side so she can take every cent he has and use it to buy lots of weed and meth when he vists her
11 lisa has been ruining this forum for the past 20 years and its not funny anymore

[m0nde]

i just want to correct one thing. she can do a handstand naked, but only against a wall. thankyou

[Camoron]

i just want to correct one thing. she can do a handstand naked, but only against a wall. thankyou

pathetic, the cirucs trick bullshit was the only thing she had going for her and now your telling me she is a fraud even at that

[Camoron]

12 lisa has stupid greasy hair because you cant take a shower in a inflatbale bathtub

[juji]

About number 10, that's really fucked up

[Camoron]

yes it is elz, yes it is really fucked

[urkles girlfriend]

lets summarize the situation:
1 lisa is a meth eating eminem fan posting on forums as her sole means of socialization sicne i was in middle school probably
2 lisa is 40 years old
3 lisa eats meth
5 lisa likes eminem ALOT
6. lisa can do handstands naked
7 lisa does handstands naked for guys on the itnernet
8 lisa cybersexes reno (ok i cant blame her for that one)
9 lisa betrayed to my good friend rootbeer and stole all his money away
10 lisa is now sinking her claws into some other desperate retard from the united state(???) and planning to make him save up for a few months at his minimum wage job/drug dealing on teh side so she can take every cent he has and use it to buy lots of weed and meth when he vists her
11 lisa has been ruining this forum for the past 20 years and its not funny anymore
This is a good match for dpp

[urkles girlfriend]

i always thought stevey and lisa should have ended up together

Stevie would bever put up qith Lisa's bullshit. You on the other hand have lisa so dickwhipped and infatuated with you shed straighten the fuxk up and fold yourlaundry whike doing handstand. She would cook for you with her feet

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag i'm going to fuck the both of you at the same time, it's part of my 5 year plan

[urkles girlfriend]

I dont want to intrude on the special romance that you and lisa share...i was trying to matchmake lisa with bgd, but now that youve reutrned, i realize what an adorable couple you and lisa would make and it makes me so happy.

[urkles girlfriend]

A whole new world a dazzling place you never knew inside Lisa's vagina

[Lisa Battery]

Camoron you're an idiotic loser and nothing you are saying is true

This is why you can't get a g/f because you are literally this dumb

[Lisa Battery]

Dp gets all the bitches

[urkles girlfriend]

Cameron has had a girlfriend for well over a year.

[Lisa Battery]

Cameron has had a girlfriend for well over a year.

No he hasn't

He got dumped as usual

[Lisa Battery]

Dumped like jon tells everyone he'll dump you at the drop of a hat if you don't do everything he says including being underweight for him and eating nothing.

[juji]

Maybe cag likes this way how he does for her

[Lisa Battery]

Maybe cag likes this way how he does for her
She can't do anything she wants or she's out on the street or buried in the woods. She 's clinging to that pitiful excuse of relationship because as pathetic as that is that is literally the best situation she has ever been in with a man and is literally her first proper boyfriend. She literally does not know any better.

Meanwhile my Donny is a little more secure and experienced than that.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

>donny thinks all she did was show tits

[urkles girlfriend]

>donny thinks all she did was show tits

[m0nde]

>donny thinks all she did was show tits
you need to phone her

[urkles girlfriend]

Are lisa and donny gonna meet at renos tip?

[m0nde]

srsly, reno would much rather have cag but can't because jon won't let her show tits on cam any more so...

[urkles girlfriend]

Jon would throw me out on my ass if i showed tits on cam to another guy while with him because he's not a simp or a faggot. donny will tolerate any abuse lisa dishes out to him and i have no idea why. Its obviously a clea message that lisas not into him at all

[urkles girlfriend]

srsly, reno would much rather have cag but can't because jon won't let her show tits on cam any more so...

Reno likes any girl that already has a boyfriend. Just ask roxtoys

[Lisa Battery]

Reno is not into you cag

[urkles girlfriend]

Oh no hes into cybering you behind donnys back :rofl:

[urkles girlfriend]

Which i am totally cool with. Reno is a nice fella... unless you're donny

[Lisa Battery]

>donny thinks all she did was show tits

Nope.

Donny also helped me make the video for Deso. He's not too bothered because he gets that and more when he likes.

He knows exactly what I did because I told him.

reno and I were laughing at you and you getting all bent out of shape, you actually have no idea what reno and zi did or didn't do, I know, reno knows and Donny knows, you don't.

[urkles girlfriend]

The more men you cyber with behind donnnys back, the better because maybe youll stop lying to yourself about romancing about edating a smelly junky

[maks]

lisa since camoron is done pretending to be your friend I'm going to pretend to be your friend now

so how's it going? everything good? where you been, we all missed you

[urkles girlfriend]

Hes not even cute.

[Lisa Battery]

The more men you cyber with behind donnnys back, the better because maybe youll stop lying to yourself about romancing about edating a smelly junky

I don't do things behind people's back

[Lisa Battery]

Hes not even cute.

Yes he is.

[Battery Bits]

Yes he is.

Correct.

[maks]

yeah lisa is a 10 she could have anyone she wants she doesn't have to settle for this bozo

[urkles girlfriend]

No car, addicted to pain killers... hes a pathetic excuse for a human being. Lisa doesnt need this shitpile

[Lisa Battery]

yeah lisa is a 10 she could have anyone she wants she doesn't have to settle for this bozo

I'm a 7.

[urkles girlfriend]

I forgot the obama phone. Hes got an obama phone lmao

[Lisa Battery]

7 is not bad though

It's better than you :p

[urkles girlfriend]

You're not going to be better than anyone if you keep trying to have these retarded relationships with junkies you meet online.

[Lisa Battery]

You're not going to be better than anyone if you keep trying to have these retarded relationships with junkies you meet online.

I'm better than you.

[urkles girlfriend]

The sooner you dump this piece of shit the better chance you will have of finding someone who isnt.

[urkles girlfriend]

Hes one step away from being a hobo. You dont want to be a hobo fucker do you? Lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

Just imagine how the forum would react if you landed yourself a decent guy who wasnt a loser..

[Battery Bits]

She has one, stupid.

[Lisa Battery]

Hes one step away from being a hobo. You dont want to be a hobo fucker do you? Lmao

Lol even Donny was laughing at this one.

He's a fucking sweet decent guy who is willing to do all the work it takes for him to do this properly.

He's not a hobo.

Neither of us are angels who have always walkedbthe straight line cag, there is color in both our pasts but FFS look at your own you trash ass scrag.

[urkles girlfriend]

Keep edating junkies with no ambition or future.

[Battery Bits]

Calling me parasitic, yet if it wasnt for Jonny boy, you'd still be sucking dicks for nickel rocks.
Congrats.

[urkles girlfriend]

Peter quinn-ice junky that got you pregnant
dazza- quite ppssibly a meth junky and known drug dealer who "gives" you weed right after sex
Plug drugs- bisexual fat psuedo intellectual junky who squirt opium up his own ass
Rootbeet-steroid junky, fat faced pig, beta male prone to angry outburts
Donny-juggalo, junky, possible drug dealer, dirt poor american bogan with no car and an obama phone provided by the government.


This needs to stop. Remove the pink dye, quit smoking weed, be a teacher again and get real.

[Battery Bits]

My ambition is to get there and dick that down.
You will be among the first to know.
Patience, ho, patience.

[Lisa Battery]

Calling me parasitic, yet if it wasnt for Jonny boy, you'd still be sucking dicks for nickel rocks.
Congrats.you're not parasitic, you actually do whatever you have to to look after your family and people. Shit man, you're doing ALL the work. I'm the parasite if anyone is only I haven't taken a cent off you xoxo

[Battery Bits]

I cringe everytime you say junky.
Stop.

[Lisa Battery]

Peter quinn-ice junky that got you pregnant
dazza- quite ppssibly a meth junky and known drug dealer who "gives" you weed right after sex
Plug drugs- bisexual fat psuedo intellectual junky who squirt opium up his own ass
Rootbeet-steroid junky, fat faced pig, beta male prone to angry outburts
Donny-juggalo, junky, possible drug dealer, dirt poor american bogan with no car and an obama phone provided by the government.


This needs to stop. Remove the pink dye, quit smoking weed, be a teacher again and get real.
What is that meant to be a list of cag?

[urkles girlfriend]

I wonder if jack will be the last junky on that list.. probably not. :(

[Battery Bits]

I get a penny every time you say the word junky.
Keep going, I'm up to 4 grand.

[urkles girlfriend]

Please explain why you have this obsession of being with losers.

[urkles girlfriend]

Not you, donny, the question is about you but its directed at lisa. We already know you're an impoverished flea bitten streetrat with no hope. Lisa actually might have a chance.

[Battery Bits]

::Gazes longingly with Abu::
Street rat!?
Fuck you bitch.
I'm Prince Ali.

[Lisa Battery]

Please explain why you have this obsession of being with losers.

You have very little knowledge about the people I have actually dated clarissa, in fact the ONLY one you know of is rootbeer.

Donny is cool, he's a lot cooler than you, so I'm already setting the bar at a higher standard than where you are.

[urkles girlfriend]

I know about the husband tha raped you anally, since you devoted a whole interview to it, i know of Peter quinn since you told the entire forum about that too, i know about your baby sitter and gordon, and i know about rootbeer too. ^__^

[urkles girlfriend]

Lisa please stop being a junky magnet

[Lisa Battery]

I think you're getting a few facts confused there cag

Nor are any of those people aside from rootbeer people I've dated.

Anyway I just went outside to the supermarket and pleased to report I made it back without getting fucked although I am wearing my SuperGirl t-shirt and these guys went "O supergirl!" But I ignored them.

[Lisa Battery]

And I was just trying to decide what food to get and ai was thinking maybe japanese, Donny suggested "Lip balm?"

lol

[urkles girlfriend]

lisa is the only perosn on earth who can amuse you with carnival tricks while fucking you while also giving you AIDS.

[urkles girlfriend]

Very funny post from our beloved camoron

[Lisa Battery]

Just cleaned the ipad screen and sung "wash my dirty hobo, wash my dirty hobo, rub dub a rub a scruba wash my dirty hobo" to Donny.

XD

[urkles girlfriend]

Look here, junky magnet, dp will be flying out to fuck you and shower you with gifts and bullshit and maybe just maybe you realize what an idiot you are. In 20 years when you're still online trying to find people to masturbate on cam with you on redhotpie, you'll know that you should have listened

[Lisa Battery]

No he wont.

I only ever signed up to redhotpie because Kathy was and wanted me to, I literally never used it and it was free anyway.

I've used other sites, but being female I've never had to pay a cent, I had an ok cupid for a while and they made me a mod or something even though I had no idea what they meant by that and then when I left they sent me all these graphs about activity diving after I left and asked me to come back but I get sick of pricks because they are all shit and I'm not comming back,mthey just want the profile there to get guys to join but I can't be fucked with any pricks anymore and now my Donny is there for me and good to me and he's going to fuck me good when he comes here and until then I'm not going through anymore pricks. I've been through enough pricks of all kinds. A nice one that is good to me and can get me off and I can tolerate at least most the time will be just dandy. Look, he really is quite good with me and I think we all know I'm not an easy person to deal with.

[urkles girlfriend]

Do you want a nice man with lots of money or do you want a smiley eyed junky with musty clothes and an obama phone?

[urkles girlfriend]

if he managaes to even travel internationally (which i doubt because thats something many junkies can not afford) are you going to marry him so he can stay in the country?

[Autistic Spectrum]

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[Autistic Spectrum]

8 page lisa thread with 73 posts by cag
fuck this gay earth - rootbeer

[urkles girlfriend]

Post count 37 thousand lmao. This is why lisa and you would make an aborable couple. Juat think about it

[cag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D4MQZ-C2xZE
Post count 37 thousand lmao. This is why lisa and you would make an aborable couple. Juat think about it

[cag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mXTAz-dnI6M

[maks]

I'm a 7.

I think you might have missed a decimal point

[m0nde]

:)

[urkles girlfriend]

I think you might have missed a decimal point

Lmao

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

i offered to buy donny a plane ticket like two weeks ago and they never took advantage of it, amd they still complain that they cant afford a ticket :ugh:

[jessieQ]

A lot of men have

[Autistic Spectrum]

hey jessieQ

[Autistic Spectrum]

Bev read this entire thread

[Battery Bits]

I have Donny's old account.

[Lina Goldberg]

Who blames a girl for flashing reno either?

I mean it was kind of bad because Donny is my main man, like deals with me everyday, there for me all through when Jazz was sick and died, gets me off all the time, tends to me etc....

but no shit on reno, he was drunk, he is a sweet guy I've over the years before Donny loved every little time I've chatted or played with him which is like twice and me aside there is any number of girls who would flash reno at the drop of hat and do because I'd just like to say that reno is not a bitch and reno would not have ever posted anything or tried to hurt anyone's feelings and I just want to put that in here seeing as it's here.

whatever