oh help help my internet is about to get shut off noooo

[urkles girlfriend]

just kiddin :giggle: jon always pays the bill for our awesome fios internet on time

[urkles girlfriend]

download speed 58mbps

[Wendy <3]

Maybe he should put the money to better use like making the hag he has sponging off of him look better

[steveyos]

Maybe he should put the money to better use like making the hag he has sponging off of him look better

[steveyos]

HAAAAAAAAAAA

[urkles girlfriend]

:smug:

[Pirate Steve]

Someone needs to change Cag's name to Tapeworm.

[urkles girlfriend]

whats a tapeworm

[Pirate Steve]

It's a parasite.

[urkles girlfriend]

have you had a tapeworm before? the only parasite ive ever had was an embryo and i killed that little fucker right quick

[UPGRAYEDD]

what an absolute madman

[juji]

We have a stubborn as fuck

[urkles girlfriend]

we haves a mad as fucks lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

in the meantime, jon has been looking at houses for us to move into.. soon i will be posting from a nice big back yard

[urkles girlfriend]

i will need some decorating tips from my fellow posters at rubynet. www.goodhousekeeping.com

[Wendy <3]

Hopefully the back yard will be your burial place

[urkles girlfriend]

i can not be killed by conventional methods.

[lnopia the great]

Need to put a wood stake through your cold blooded heart

[KKKody]

Need to put a wood stake through your cold blooded heart

[urkles girlfriend]

can not be killed by unconventional methods either.

[urkles girlfriend]

i am immune to death

[stevеyos]

It's a parasite.

[stevеyos]

We have a stubborn as fuck

[stevеyos]

immune to carbs

[KKKody]

i am immune to death

i'll shoot you into the fucking sun.

[urkles girlfriend]

immune to stevey, immune to cody, immune to chubby chaser jazz

[urkles girlfriend]

posting to you on fios internet at 58mbps

[KKKody]

we've had that speed here in columbus for a minute now, what the fuck country ass place you from? oh yeah nm mexico jr

[KKKody]

wait lol you're still in mexico jr.

elz will confirm this

[stevеyos]

lol fios

[urkles girlfriend]

stevey you are about to buy mobile internet. where will you plug in the router?

[urkles girlfriend]

shit i forgot to plug in my wireless

[Wendy <3]

Cat avatar guy just because lisa stopped posting temporarily doesn't mean younger to take over her shit posting

[Wendy <3]

Not even fixing what autocorrect did, you figure it out

[KKKody]

it reads just fine if you ask me, elz posts do that to everyone

[juji]

Mexico Jr.? this place doesn't even exist

[urkles girlfriend]

Cat avatar guy just because lisa stopped posting temporarily doesn't mean younger to take over her shit posting

I can and i will be surrogate lisa you smelly bushpig

[urkles girlfriend]

Mexico Jr.? this place doesn't even exist

There are some mexicos here in texas. There are mexicans everywhere. I dont understand how that makes texas mexico junior. Its cody trying to be clever and failing.

[juji]

There are some mexicos here in texas. There are mexicans everywhere. I dont understand how that makes texas mexico junior. Its cody trying to be clever and failing.

It's Texas, it's just a state of Mexico which is annexed to USA that they didn't expel mexicans

[maks]

It's Texas, it's just a state of Mexico which is annexed to USA that they didn't expel mexicans

mexico was still a bunch of spanish colonies at the time and we won it fair and square in the spanish-american war no use being bitter about it

[urkles girlfriend]

Im a texan ^_^

[cag]

Im a texan ^_^
http://i.imgur.com/9z1QJFR.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/TY0UMfj.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/Ga0yPeJ.jpg

[juji]

I do not understand this picture, what's the point about this?

[m0nde]

2 kinds of faggots: gun nuts and liberal faggots who are worse than the gun nuts

[maks]

getting 1,000 armed people to show up and protest isn't how you protect gun rights, you're going to scare non gun owners and push them to vote for the other side

[m0nde]

stevey you are about to buy mobile internet. where will you plug in the router?

:rofl:

[maks]

why the hell is stevey getting a cell plan when every mcdonalds and dunkin donuts has free wifi? he lives in new england you're never more than 2 miles from a dunkin donuts around here

[m0nde]

just kiddin :giggle: jon always pays the bill for our awesome fios internet on time

jealouse as fuck of stevey's wifi package just go troll somewhere else about your not having tmobile

[m0nde]

why the hell is stevey getting a cell plan when every mcdonalds and dunkin donuts has free wifi? he lives in new england you're never more than 2 miles from a dunkin donuts around hereit's only 20 dollars a month from what he's saying. if it;s actually unlimitd and dependable, however slow it is, that's worth it

[maks]

it's only 20 dollars a month from what he's saying. if it;s actually unlimitd and dependable, however slow it is, that's worth it

no it's not when you live in a vehicle and are never more than 2 minutes from a 54mb hotspot. the dude is living on like $300 a month in disability, $20 is a lot he could probably eat for 2 days on that $20

[urkles girlfriend]

jealouse as fuck of stevey's wifi package just go troll somewhere else about your not having tmobile

Stevie is jealous that i get to suck jons dick every night

[m0nde]

poor guy, let him have his $20/mo internet and let him blow the rest of the $280 on cigarettes and weed and gas for his van.

[m0nde]

Stevie is jealous that i get to suck jons dick every night

i have no fucking clue why josh and stevey and elezzzark are so fucking obsessed with you it's as bad as gush. tim doesn't do it as much at the tanty, but i was surprised by it at the tanty when i came back

[maks]

I'm not saying he can't spend his money however he wants I'm just saying he's learned nothing from being homeless and is still doing the same stupid shit that got him into this position in the first place

[maks]

i have no fucking clue why josh and stevey and elezzzark are so fucking obsessed with you it's as bad as gush. tim doesn't do it as much at the tanty, but i was surprised by it at the tanty when i came back

I suspect it's a few reasons, she comes from the lizard forum obviously so that comes with a stigma, she posts a LOT so it's impossible to avoid her or forget she's there, and to a large extent drunkpuppies dictates what the zeitgeist believes so when he started the whole lisa-cody-cag thing people started thinking of her as being on their level, but it's not true at all, something like 1 out of 5 cag posts is funny and/or interesting that's exponentially better than cody

[urkles girlfriend]

i have no fucking clue why josh and stevey and elezzzark are so fucking obsessed with you it's as bad as gush. tim doesn't do it as much at the tanty, but i was surprised by it at the tanty when i came back

I guess tim is actually getting sex which is supprising since he is unemployed

[m0nde]

I'm not saying he can't spend his money however he wants I'm just saying he's learned nothing from being homeless and is still doing the same stupid shit that got him into this position in the first place

what learning has he done? his mother was the one who got him on welfare when she got her boyfriend and wanted him to finally make a break from her. he tried ONCE to get a job when he tried for a walmart security job or whatever and was told he needed a highschool diploma. putting myself in his shoesl i'd feel pretty shit to. at least he had whatever family supporting him with his shitty disability cheque getting him by the rest of the way, but in some ways his gettig a kicked out will do him some good in the long run if he has to go to a shelter and get a few hard knocks and learn to manage his life. i hope he comes out of it for the better. he did have the wherewithal to loose wait when he tried, so hoefully he'll learn something now.

[maks]

what learning has he done? his mother was the one who got him on welfare when she got her boyfriend and wanted him to finally make a break from her. he tried ONCE to get a job when he tried for a walmart security job or whatever and was told he needed a highschool diploma. putting myself in his shoesl i'd feel pretty shit to. at least he had whatever family supporting him with his shitty disability cheque getting him by the rest of the way, but in some ways his gettig a kicked out will do him some good in the long run if he has to go to a shelter and get a few hard knocks and learn to manage his life. i hope he comes out of it for the better. he did have the wherewithal to loose wait when he tried, so hoefully he'll learn something now.

I agree to an extent, this could have been the best thing that ever happened to him *IF* if woke him up and convinced him to turn his shit around, but now here he is again, worse off than ever, still spending money he doesn't have on dumb shit he doesn't need and could easily live without. He's learned nothing, I don't even know if he's capable of learning, and I almost guarantee in a year's time he'll be worse off than he is now

[urkles girlfriend]

Why doesn't he just go get his ged and continue trying to get a job doing security

[m0nde]

i'm sure his family will eventually bail him out. he has a sister who will take care of him. i wasn't here for this last episode with his grandmother and mother. do you know why he got kicked?

[m0nde]

Why doesn't he just go get his ged and continue trying to get a job doing security

i work with people trying to get their ged. it's very hard. you have to actually have discipline. you take a 5 hour test over 2 days and the study is mostly on your own. i tell them to fuck getting a ged and get them some free upgrading classes at a community college or try to get them into apprenticeship or sometihng if i can find funding for them.

[urkles girlfriend]

I got my ged without studying at all. But that was 9 years ago when i was 19

[urkles girlfriend]

There were some really dumb kids taking the test, half of them didn't even show up the next day

[juji]

why the hell is stevey getting a cell plan when every mcdonalds and dunkin donuts has free wifi? he lives in new england you're never more than 2 miles from a dunkin donuts around here

If he would stay there more than 6 hours, then the employee would suggest him to buy a food or tell to leave, I dont think steveyos could afford this food.

[m0nde]

you sat through that test? most of the people i deal with can't do it. in the 2 yrs i've done this, i've had maybe 5 people actually finish the ged. most quit and i find some other program for them. usually it's better because as an adult community colleges don't give a shit if you have high school equivalency or not. stevey isn't stupid and if he put his mind to it he could do some 2 year shit course at community college in something that would be enough to get him into the worlforce and living in RI which is a massive welfare state, he could easily find funding somehwere.

[urkles girlfriend]

He will make a million excuses not to

[urkles girlfriend]

Yeah i sat thru that test stoned as fuck

[maks]

i'm sure his family will eventually bail him out. he has a sister who will take care of him. i wasn't here for this last episode with his grandmother and mother. do you know why he got kicked?

he says he left on his own because she wouldn't buy him the right food. it never occurred to him to buy his own food.


If he would stay there more than 6 hours, then the employee would suggest him to buy a food or tell to leave, I dont think steveyos could afford this food.

he doesn't actually have to go inside, he can park nearby. when you live in a van it's not like you're going out, or anythiung so why does he care where he's parked

[urkles girlfriend]

I hear she would come into his room and be really annoying and Alzheimersy

[urkles girlfriend]

Or maybe just drunk i dunno.

[m0nde]

yeah that's a reason to move out when you're a poor with no options

[juji]

he doesn't actually have to go inside, he can park nearby. when you live in a van it's not like you're going out, or anythiung so why does he care where he's parked

To connect wifi requires password from ticket, some wifis can view ads before to use free internet as I did in LAX

[maks]

yeah that's a reason to move out when you're a poor with no options

you're talking about a guy who bought 8 or 8 phones because there's an app that pays you a fraction of a cent to watch ads and he thinks that will pay off in the long run

[maks]

To connect wifi requires password from ticket, some wifis can view ads before to use free internet as I did in LAX

not at mcdonalds and dunkin donuts, at least not around here. the wifi is wide open anyone can connect.

[juji]

yeah that's a reason to move out when you're a poor with no options

Are you thinking to help steveyos while he is sitting with a post saying "COMPUTER EXPERT FOR FOOD" in the streets of Providence, Rhode Island?

[juji]

not at mcdonalds and dunkin donuts, at least not around here. the wifi is wide open anyone can connect.

I haven't seen free wifi in California

[maks]

I haven't seen free wifi in California

do they have dunkin donuts there

[maks]

if not, go to starbucks

http://www.starbucks.com/coffeehouse/wireless-internet

[m0nde]

I haven't seen free wifi in California

there's free wifi all over california just like there is all over the US or Canada. almost every mcdonalds has it. if youre in san francisco, the whole place has free wifi

[juji]

there's free wifi all over california just like there is all over the US or Canada. almost every mcdonalds has it. if youre in san francisco, the whole place has free wifi

Heh, trust me, San Franciso had shittiest free wifi

[juji]

if not, go to starbucks

http://www.starbucks.com/coffeehouse/wireless-internet

Starbucks would be alternative to cybercafe

[Wendy <3]

i have no fucking clue why josh and stevey and elezzzark are so fucking obsessed with you it's as bad as gush. tim doesn't do it as much at the tanty, but i was surprised by it at the tanty when i came back

If someone goes out if their way to be annoying i generally dislike them unless they have other redeeming qualities to offset their annoyances

[m0nde]

To connect wifi requires password from ticket, some wifis can view ads before to use free internet as I did in LAX

to get free wifi in toronto or LA or Las Vegas or anywhere i've been in the US and Canada you sign in with an email address. I used to set this shit up at CARA for new restaurants and we had over 1000 restaurants which were servicded by a provider that was a subsidiary of Bell. every other place does it like that, mc donalds, tim hortons, starbucks, whatever. The airport in YYZ, LV, LAX, SFO the last few times i've been had free wifi with no pwd, again just email. Now even airplanes and trains and buses have free wifi. Singapore Airlines had free wifi, Delta, whatever. idk what you're talking aboutl

[steveyos]

If someone goes out if their way to be annoying i generally dislike them unless they have other redeeming qualities to offset their annoyances
I give such a fuck that I have no idea what was posted in this thread and had to go back a page to find monde's post and didn't see it and that was the extent of my actions

[urkles girlfriend]

Lmao you know what i love about jon? His huge lady pleasing cock. ^__^ there is a reason i do so many nice things like clean his apt and cook all his food, because his dick is literally gods gift to women.

[UPGRAYEDD]

Lmao you know what i love about jon? His huge lady pleasing cock. ^__^ there is a reason i do so many nice things like clean his apt and cook all his food, because his dick is literally gods gift to women.

but you claim to not be allowed to smoke so why bother with any of it

[urkles girlfriend]

Are you still homeless?

[Lexi Persimmons]

This Cag bitch sounds really stupid. GED :rofl:

[urkles girlfriend]

Hey marco

[UPGRAYEDD]

Are you still homeless?

you keep asking that

[urkles girlfriend]

well are ya?

[steveyos]

cag's miserable 4 dat dickkkkkk

[Wendy <3]

Cag is basically homeless as well, so idk why she keeps trying to own anyone with the homeless jokes

[stevеyos]

delusion

[urkles girlfriend]

Cag is basically homeless as well, so idk why she keeps trying to own anyone with the homeless jokes

this is beyond stupid lmao

[urkles girlfriend]

cag lives in an apartment with jon hurr duurr that's practically homeless lmao..

[Wendy <3]

Sorry for making you upset ::3:

[urkles girlfriend]

Im getting 15 ipad airs what ia there to be upset about. Cant wait to post with you from them :)

[steveyos]

tether them together with the power cords and use them as a long string of anal beads and have them all stremaing to tinychat !!!!!!!!!!!!!

[KKKody]

Im getting 15 ipad airs what ia there to be upset about. Cant wait to post with you from them :)

i'd say sell me one but it's apple crap.

[Wendy <3]

I don't want that to happen

[urkles girlfriend]

tether them together with the power cords and use them as a long string of anal beads and have them all stremaing to tinychat !!!!!!!!!!!!!

?????? I will use them for the greater good... making awesome posts on rubynet with all my socially awkward friends

[steveyos]

no apple products allowed at any forum I post at

[urkles girlfriend]

shove an apple up your own ass you freak

[KKKody]

lisa and cag, skyping on their ipads, besties.

[urkles girlfriend]

god damn faggots on this forum

[Lexi Persimmons]

I was just posting with jawn on POL what a gay little LGBT bastard. Look for white crusty stuff on his chin when he comes home from work.

[urkles girlfriend]

goodone?

[juji]

I have 3 apple products

[urkles girlfriend]

im gonna have 15. jon said he would buy me 15 ipad airs so that i can be better than lisa

[Pirate Steve]

Cestoda is a class of parasitic flatworms, of the phylum Platyhelminthes. Biologists informally refer to them as cestodes. The best-known species are commonly called tapeworms.

[urkles girlfriend]

i wonder what its like to poop out a tapeworm

[urkles girlfriend]

like what if it gets stuck and the host has to pull it out

[Wendy <3]

I have 3 apple products

Apenado...

[juji]

Apenado...

Just for business, nothing personal

[steveyos]

the last thing I"d want is a business I do business with to use apple products

[steveyos]

google's made that hard to say with android and chrome os I think apple might be in 2nd now with google in 1st for worst fucking group of humans to ever get together and do anything

[KKKody]

like what if it gets stuck and the host has to pull it out

thats not what happens, rich people used to get them on purpose to be able to eat more food and not get fat. then take a pill and shit out what you don't digest after it dies when you want it gone. they can be several feet long.