so...this christmas tree ain't gonna throw itself out

[plusle riot]

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[lnopia the great]

put it in your pipe and smoke it

[plusle riot]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x173/iwascruel_x/brookecandi_zps3e9518cd.png

[stalker virus]

http://i.imgur.com/mnXPY.gif

[maks]

I didn't get a tree but I still had to go to my mom's and drag hers out to the curb

[Ramen]

I didn't get a tree but I still had to go to my mom's and drag hers out to the curb

did you put it on your lap as you wheeled it out of her house?

[Alsto]

http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x173/iwascruel_x/supbb_zpsedf96ec9.gif

sexy mother fucker...

[maks]

sexy mother fucker...

aka iwc

[Alsto]

she changed her name but not her address...

[Alsto]

which coincidentally is Zydeco Blanco's newest song title...

[maks]

actually her house was washed away by sandy and she's living out of a shelter on gullibility st until fema finishes rebuilding it

[Alsto]

trying to throw out some references so no one will question my authenticity...

[Alsto]

speaking of gullibility...

[maks]

if you want me to test you I will test you

...who am I impersonating...

:worf:

[maks]

here's another one

hello I am drinking beers ungh so good

[Alsto]

kackerot i think and internut... please continue...

[Ramen]

kackerot i think and internut... please continue...

who ran his own "internet radio" station?

[maks]

{10 page diatribe about how mixing meth and oxy makes you an expert on philosophy}

[Alsto]

who ran his own "internet radio" station?



fyre something? i really don't remember, guess i'm not the real Alsto...

[Alsto]

{10 page diatribe about how mixing meth and oxy makes you an expert on philosophy}

shit, that guy that went on a date with Ramen... he liked young girls, can't recall his name...

[maks]

wrong addict

[Alsto]

oh ok, the dude with the fear and loathing sig and/or avatar, give me a clue... he would always talk about masturbating for hours on opiates...

[timmy]

{10 page diatribe about how mixing meth and oxy makes you an expert on philosophy}

dr mongle

[Alsto]

incorrect... also do we still talk about posting styles? because if we do, i'm doing a fantastic job for not posting in years...

[blumpkin blownuts]

shit, that guy that went on a date with Ramen... he liked young girls, can't recall his name...

you're talking about bobhughes/me
17 isnt that young and it wasn't exactly a "date" ok it was just funny to me to call it that

[blumpkin blownuts]

also i haven't been in active addiction since end of june, i'm recovering now and on my way to living happy joyous and free! !

[plusle riot]

trying to throw out some references so no one will question my authenticity...

i'm convinced. welcome home i've missed you...there is really no emoticon to convey what i'm feeling right now except maybe :stare: as i reel from shocked elation or elating shock whichever way you look at it. i;m really stoned right now but wow so happy you came back

[juji]

http://i.imgur.com/32Pip.jpg

[timmy]

this forum will be dead again in 2 months...

[juji]

hey barry

[timmy]

:gay: hello possum

[stalker virus]

convert to judaism babby

[stalker virus]

i will spin ya dreidel wit my tongue

[rubycalaber]

watch out tim shes after your foreskin

and not in the good way!

[timmy]

she can take my foreskin but she cant take my chickens

[maks]

didn't your chcikens already take your foreskin?

[timmy]

depends on your definition of take

[Alsto]

i'm convinced. welcome home i've missed you...there is really no emoticon to convey what i'm feeling right now except maybe :stare: as i reel from shocked elation or elating shock whichever way you look at it. i;m really stoned right now but wow so happy you came back

i'm glad to see you're here!!! now i'm just waiting for you to be online...

[plusle riot]

i will spin ya dreidel wit my tongue

gurl you can tear it up like a challah


i'm glad to see you're here!!! now i'm just waiting for you to be online...

am i fashionably late~

[Alsto]

they say punctuality is a virtue of the bored, so no worries...

[Alsto]

this is great, feels good man... also i'm stoned and going down memory lane... http://s124.beta.photobucket.com/user/avastars/library/

[plusle riot]

i was actually unconscious and sweating out my most recent hangover, woke up to Amish Mafia on the tv

[Alsto]

and you thought it was the worst dream ever...

[Alsto]

how does that show even work? the production team has to use generators? in the previews they don't even look amish...

[plusle riot]

this is great, feels good man... also i'm stoned and going down memory lane... http://s124.beta.photobucket.com/user/avastars/library/

i was so lit last night, thought i was seeing shit when i saw your posts. man i need to work on a new av at some point


and you thought it was the worst dream ever...

yeah p. much. woke up speaking some bastardized form of amish dutch all gurble gurble shlurble flergen ergen bergen

[Alsto]

has it really been 2 years? time goes by so fast, especially since i'm old as fuck now...

[plusle riot]

pls you're only a yr older than me

[Alsto]

i'm supposed to be a responsible adult by now and i still laugh at fart jokes and play with myself...

[plusle riot]

yeah man what's wrong with you. farts are serious. god, just grow up

[Alsto]

i think it's been like a year and a half... also, flatulence is no laughing matter...

[plusle riot]

yeah it's been close to 2 yrs, where did you get to?

[Alsto]

just living life, my free time just shrank away...

[plusle riot]

well i'm glad you came back. you're home now :hug:

[Alsto]

and they say you can never go home again... this is my 3rd or fourth time coming back after a long absence, can't quit you baby...

[plusle riot]

good thing i don't have a 12 step program

[Alsto]

speaking of, i still haven't had a drop of alcohol... smoke weed everyday still... same girlfriend, she's wonderful...

[plusle riot]

the black one?

[plusle riot]

i seldomly smoke these days so when i do it tears me the eff up. decided to lay off the liquor due to some regrettable and unfortunate incidents. still got my beer/wine and cigarettes

[Alsto]

liquor seems to facilitate those kinds of incidents...

[plusle riot]

i lost my maidenhood on liquor ;_; NOT. EVEN. ONCE. ok, maybe once.

[Alsto]

lubrication it was...

[maks]

https://i.imgur.com/XyQcxJO.gif