rate my pic

[urkles girlfriend]

http://i.imgur.com/vJOVMyk.jpg

:(

[urkles girlfriend]

sorry about the eyebrow. i just had them waxed today i dont know why it looks like that :(

[m0nde]

it dpoesn't matter what we think. it doesn't even matter what you think. it only matters what jon thinks

[Autistic Spectrum]

dead eyed rail thin ghost bitch

[urkles girlfriend]

jon said i looked nice today ^_^

[urkles girlfriend]

dead eyed rail thin ghost bitch

so rude

[Autistic Spectrum]

the paleo diet you are on is rated like the worst diet it's not good for you at all cag

http://health.usnews.com/best-diet

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/vJOVMyk.jpg

:(

put a curly wig on mr burns and bam

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/05MYuHpnycw/hqdefault.jpg

[urkles girlfriend]

i like being thin.

[m0nde]

jon said i looked nice today ^_^then :tup:

[urkles girlfriend]

put a curly wig on mr burns and bam

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/05MYuHpnycw/hqdefault.jpg

:suicidal:

[Autistic Spectrum]

your collarbone that's popping out is prob so brittle because you don't drink milk anymore and is going to snap like a twig any day now

[UPGRAYEDD]

9/11

[urkles girlfriend]

i am allowed to eat all the dairy i want lmao. the things i stay away from is carbs.

[Autistic Spectrum]

you like being anorexic

[urkles girlfriend]

9/11

are you saying i look like a god damned jew

[m0nde]

everyone is looking at this thread now

[Autistic Spectrum]

are'nt you supposed to do a cheat meal or a cheat day once a week to get your metabolism started u need to stop having an eating disorder it's not cool, i'm going to tell your mom

[urkles girlfriend]

are'nt you supposed to do a cheat meal or a cheat day once a week to get your metabolism started u need to stop having an eating disorder it's not cool, i'm going to tell your mom

i cheat all the time.. just dont tell jon

[urkles girlfriend]

i have to make sure i eat TONS and TONS of protein otherwise i will get a labia tear at the european wax center. i am on a high fat, high protein diet

[Autistic Spectrum]

ketosis my dick caggles

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

i have to make sure i eat TONS and TONS of protein otherwise i will get a labia tear at the european wax center. i am on a high fat, high protein diet

Too skinny very unnaturally pale, look like FOB eastern european immigrant

[UPGRAYEDD]

are you saying i look like a god damned jew

I have seen your last name. You have a long nose, curly hair and a money grubbing facial expression.

No, I'm not implying anything.

You do have a strong chin and kind of look like a tranny which is fine with me.

[m0nde]

you should perfect jon's weird brick-like gluten-free bread and make tortillas with it for your carne asada

[urkles girlfriend]

i use tons of sunscreen. i take vitamin d supplements

[Autistic Spectrum]

eat grass in your yard, there's no carbs and it's not processed

[Autistic Spectrum]

start a new fad, teh graze diet

[urkles girlfriend]

you should perfect jon's weird brick-like gluten-free bread and make tortillas with it for your carne asada

i want to make a flourless chocolate cake for our anniversary tomorrow.. a year ago starting tomorrow, he bought me metro 2033 redux randomly and our love affair began

[urkles girlfriend]

eat grass in your yard, there's no carbs and it's not processed

dogs shit in the grass. my baby dog shits all over the place outside our apartment.

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

you would think that jon would take you to social events with other young professionals, but no instead he uses his gf as a shut-in slave who only lreaves the house to get fucking groceries he's prob dating someone at work

[m0nde]

i want to make a flourless chocolate cake for our anniversary tomorrow.. a year ago starting tomorrow, he bought me metro 2033 redux randomly and our love affair beganlol you can decorate it like a metro 2033 with zombies and subway tracks

[Autistic Spectrum]

i want to make a flourless chocolate cake for our anniversary tomorrow.. a year ago starting tomorrow, he bought me metro 2033 redux randomly and our love affair began

i want to see this sad flourless cake from the longest relationship you ahve ever had with someone you met on the worset fourm on earth, i want to jerk off it how sad it looks

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

cag put the lotion on the skin or face jons house again

[urkles girlfriend]

i want to see this sad flourless cake from the longest relationship you ahve ever had with someone you met on the worset fourm on earth, i want to jerk off it how sad it looks

i will post a cooking with cag video of me baking the flourless chocolate cake

[urkles girlfriend]

pls dont jerk off to it though that would be weird ugh

[Autistic Spectrum]

i want to taste your sadness cake cag, oh god i bet flourless cake tastes sad as fuck

[urkles girlfriend]

http://glutenfreegoddess.blogspot.com/2007/01/flourless-chocolate-cake_11.html

[urkles girlfriend]

there are other recipes with that have coffee in them that i would love to bake

[Pirate Steve]

Narcissistic cunt/10

[m0nde]

why don't you just do a vani hari blended up mush vegan fruit cake in stead of a gluten free brick?

[urkles girlfriend]

why don't you just do a vani hari blended up mush vegan fruit cake in stead of a gluten free brick?

i fucking hate that vani hari

[Autistic Spectrum]

black brick cake

[urkles girlfriend]

dont think jon would eat a fruit cake he likes chocolate

[Autistic Spectrum]

ascii gentails would have made him a great cake wat better than the shit your trying to bake him

[m0nde]

what woud you rather have for YOUR birthday?

[Desolation]

so gorgeous

[m0nde]

ascii gentails would have made him a great cake wat better than the shit your trying to bake himascii genitals wouldn't have asked jon what the fuck he wanted, she would have just made a cake and slapped the shit out of him if he didn't say he loved it

[urkles girlfriend]

so gorgeous

awww thank you! 1 good rating so far.. crossing my fingers

[urkles girlfriend]

as weird as this sounds i dont mind ascai genitals she seems really cool.

[maks]

just realized she's single now, give her my number

[Autistic Spectrum]

lmao

[m0nde]

if she's not bothered you or jon's not obsessed about her or something stupid,, then why should you mind ascii genitals? glad you're not hung up on something pointless

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

cag is cucked

[urkles girlfriend]

if she's not bothered you or jon's not obsessed about her or something stupid,, then why should you mind ascii genitals? glad you're not hung up on something pointless

nothing stupid. they are still friends, but thats alright with me.

[Autistic Spectrum]

nothing stupid. they are still friends, but thats alright with me.

:rofl:

[urkles girlfriend]

what lmao we're all adults here

[urkles girlfriend]

trust jon with ma life

[Autistic Spectrum]

who the fuck stays friends with there ex's

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

jon is probably into swinging/partner swapping id imagine he will bring cag to hedonism in february to get his nuts off on some hot swinger poon tnag

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

cag has no self worth/identity so relationshipos are a foreign concept to some1 never been loved and instead just fondeled

[urkles girlfriend]

who the fuck stays friends with there ex's

people who dont have mental disorders?

[maks]

who the fuck stays friends with there ex's

haven't you been with the same girl since like high school do you even have any ex's

[Wendy <3]

Sorry that you're dying cat avatar guy

[Dirty Harry]

it dpoesn't matter what we think. it doesn't even matter what you think. it only matters what jon thinks

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa189/Eastwood100/thumbup.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

dirty harry i think your a stupid fag! and your my bitch so that's all that matters

[Dirty Harry]

dirty harry i think your a stupid fag! and your my bitch so that's all that matters

Only your bitch here for only 24hrs. then its

Sudie

Auf Wiedersehen

До свидания

[Wendy <3]

Bye dirty barry we'll keep in touch

[Autistic Spectrum]

dirty harry is going to kill himself in 24 hours and nobody is trying to stop him :rofl:

[Wendy <3]

Dirty barry don't kill yourself and deny someone else the opportunity of murdering you in the future

[Dirty Harry]

Dirty barry don't kill yourself and deny someone else the opportunity of murdering you in the future

I was never playing to kill myself,but if you can find me you may have a chance to kill me,if I don't kill you first.

[Wendy <3]

:biggun: :lizard:

[m0nde]

i hope dirry harry doesn't kill himself i will be very :m0nde: if he does

[Wendy <3]

:stare::hang:

[juji]

:think:

[juji]

7/10

[m0nde]

elezzzark do you think cagis hot?

[juji]

I personally think she is not hot

[Wendy <3]

I personally think she is not hot

Would you take turns fucking her with steffies?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

You're so ugly cag

[rubycalaber]

cag how much do you weigh?

if you weigh over 100lb you are fat compared to me

[rubycalaber]

cag how much do you neigh?

[Pirate Steve]

I could swing her like a club and use her chin to split wood.

[steveyos]

it dpoesn't matter what we think. it doesn't even matter what you think. it only matters what jon thinks

[steveyos]

mr burns holy shit dp yes fuck wow


I can't get attracted to that, I pray to god who isn't real that there's 0% makeup in that pic, holy shit, what the fuck, she is going to die this is why I hate computers someone like jon can get money then someone like cag goes to jon but both jon and cag are 100% retarded and neither of them think they are cag thinks she is coasting through life on easy mode and thinks jon is the perfect but he is not the perfect he's the least perfect because he can do a job that a monkey could do he used his ape brain to memorize a lot of letters in different orders and types them in and unfortunately that's a well paying job meanwhile not to get side tracked but I'm just saying the important jobs should be things like a janitor to me that should have jon's salary and that janitor would 100% be a real man he has to phsyically be a man a/d e/d that's not an easy job and he would be able to take care of cag but the problem is we live in a world where the retards are very up on the ladder a lot of people listen to paris hilton, a lot of people listen to steve jobs, equally as dumb


anyway the point is cag looks worse than ever I honestly just see that disfigured r&b singer guy with the super long face mixed with some sort of foreign-to-china-chinese lady maybe with some rad poinsoing mabye that's why she likes fallout so much idk anyway the point is I'm glad I"m not letting anyone else tell me what is and what isn't healthy to eat lol holy shit anyway the point is cag is fucking ugly anyway the point is jay leno called he wants his chin back anyway the point is walking in the wWWOODS I HAVW TO HOLD SHIFT BECAUSE GOOGLE SUCKS DICK WOODS walking in the WOODS I have females starting words with me that are literally 7+'s cag is a 0 let's face it that face shit anyway the point is where was I going with that yeah I can now literally do sex with girls that are by fucking golly are they hotter that's for sure and the nice thing is the girls who start w/ me seem p damn smart that's why I like looking how I do when someone knows I"m harmless it means ther'e smart if they get scared they're retarded anyway the point is I threw up when I opened this thread anyway the point is there looks liek there's two pics but only the second one worked and I wish neither of them worked and I was hoping there'd be a fake pic anyway the point is jay leno called he wants his chin back anyway the point is I just smoked three bowls and now I need a cigarette and now thanks to this thread I need therapy




just kidding you know me it's steveyos here worst poster of all time worst admin and most fat god is love rev run

[KKKody]

cag how much do you neigh?

i tried to get this girl to post here but she wouldnt

http://i.imgur.com/bvqePUr.jpg

her and cag would have had epic battles with fierce doxing and many rate my pic threads

[steveyos]

it fucking kills me that people do this shit ot them selfs I really wish someone would just invest in me already I went from 340 to 180 doing literally whatever I wanted I never did any diets I never avoided anything I now don't even lift weights and I've gotten myself so heatlhy that even with 3+ heart problems I can sprint up almost vertical rocky sandy hills and can now almost parkour but I"m still fixing my bones up and I'm turning the most unhealthy body ever in history into something that will survive forever and I want to share this shit with the world so badly because all I can do is think about cag and her disgusting face but then I think someitmes about how jon is killing her with this horrible diet and I fucking literally shed a tear and everywhere I go and everywhere I see and every person I see is so fucking stupid and I have gotten to help a few people irl throughout the years I am friends with people twice my age who I"m like a therapist to and all sorts of shit and I could save the world so easily but I can't work a normal job because my mom made sure I held the world record for mcdonalds chicken nuggets and it's gonna take me too long to get in shape with the little bit of money I make each month from that fucking obama so someone needs to seriously invest in me now before we lose cag I had to zoom in so far to even see her she is probably too weak to escape meanwhile I'm more than able to destroy jon and now I have the best vehicle currently available too like wtf you fucking assholes let's do this already we have a life to save here this is clearly not a joke or gimmick there's no way she's that good at photoshop

[steveyos]

can't read past metro 2033 that proves my point further that team was making the best first person shooter hands down ever stalker they needed to make a new engine and make a new stalker but they took everything that was good about stalker adn got rid of it, sincerely, really, everything, they turned it into something vile and disgusting, like cag's face,a nd of course that's how their relationship started. ugh. I can't take iI'm gonna fucking literally kill my self the world is killing me faster than I can stop it from killing itself help already you fucking queer faggots I don't want cag to die even if she looks worse than michael jackson will in 2030

[steveyos]

just kidding

[steveyos]

I was just killing time I didn't wanna immeidately smoke a cigarette after smoking weed

[steveyos]

I really fucking hate google though I know that, can someoen please tell me if there's a windwos 10 coming to republic wireless or if there's a carrier with a simliar price in my area????? seriously I"m about to just get freedompop's in other poeple's names and get a tracfone and a windows10book

[steveyos]

you get 500mb free a month with freedompop I don't mean I"d be spending anone's money I'd pay for the device and they wouldn't pay shit ever I'd just have a bunch of free 500mb ones that's what I'm in the proces of doing now, fuck you all I hate being this fucking smart I hate my brain I wish I was stupid enough to think cag is hot it fucking sucks seeing how she really looks and her brain and jon's brain and the world's brain and fuck I hate being the opposite of plug drugs anyway the point is

[steveyos]

20 minutes until my chromebook is charged then I"m gonan unplug it then run it over with my van

[KKKody]

smoking sucks vaping is better.

also atkins is a cool diet, you can be at the golden corral with a whole plate full of steaks and getting dirty looks and say you're on atkins and they'll bring you a cake for trying to lose weight (not really they just have a chocolate fondue fountain, but i've never been to one. I do not want to share chocoloate fondle with trashier white trash than me)

[m0nde]

stevey all of that about freedompop and metro233332 and your chromebook would have been perfect for your blof. You could have made some money on me reading that there. Please reconsider making a blog.

~ your friend

[urkles girlfriend]

Holy shit stevey

[steveyos]

cag get out of the house while he's not there use whatever strenthgh you may have left

[urkles girlfriend]

cag how much do you neigh?

102lbs

[urkles girlfriend]

cag get out of the house while he's not there use whatever strenthgh you may have left

Lmao Just ate some eggs. jon woke me up at 6am so i could make him coffee. If i dont he padlocks the fridge and does not allow me to eat

[urkles girlfriend]

Hes been promising whattaburger for several months.

[KKKody]

steveyos have you ever eaten at a golden corral?

[urkles girlfriend]

Cody run away and never return. You may as well keep posting in the herp. Its only a matter of time before someone reads your awful posts and puts you back in thereelmao

[UPGRAYEDD]

Cody run away and never return. You may as well keep posting in the herp. Its only a matter of time before someone reads your awful posts and puts you back in thereelmao

have you made any real life friends since moving to texas?

[KKKody]

this whole forum should be the herp, nothing posted here should google

[KKKody]

have you made any real life friends since moving to texas?

:sickburn:

[Wendy <3]

Gonna start calling her white zombie from now on

[Poopalew]

Gonna start calling her white zombie from now on

It is another thing entirely though to engage in yelling slapping punching or reviling.

[steveyos]

Gonna start calling her white zombie from now on

[KKKody]

steveyos have you ever eaten at a golden corral?

still need an answer to this

[Pirate Steve]

LIVING DEAD GIRL

[steveyos]

crawl log in, make a bad post, shed lizard skin, lizard horse girl

[steveyos]

crawls on the keyboard cause she a lizard man I'm really good at this shit where's cbrerry

[steveyos]

I gotta show devon this pic and see if its ebetter or wose than the myspace one

[urkles girlfriend]

Not surprised you listen to rob zombie lmao

[Pirate Steve]

Not surprised you listen to rob zombie lmao

Not surprised you don't.

[urkles girlfriend]

You probably listen to Slayer

[Pirate Steve]

I do, occasionally, but I'm more into Lamb of God, DevilDriver, and Beth Orton(guilty pleasure).

[steveyos]

I can't stand how stupid everyone at this forum is and how hard they try to fit in to whatever sub species of fag they think is the coolest

[maks]

true story rob zombie lives a couple of miles from me

[Pirate Steve]

You probably listen to the sound of the hollow in your gut as the breeze passes between your legs

[maks]

when woodbury was building their skate park rob zombie bitched and moaned about the noise it would make, people in town still make really funny jokes all the time about how ironic that is and I'm not at all tired of hearing them

[steveyos]

rob zombie walks into a skate park

[urkles girlfriend]

i cant stand skaters

[maks]

I'm going to knock on his door on halloween I'll bet he gives out full sized candy bars

[juji]

These kids are most uneducated who never say "thank you" during halloween, it pisses me off

[Pirate Steve]

Go AS Rob Zombie, and when he answers, say, "Who the fuck are you and why are you in my house?"

[Pirate Steve]

Isn't Mexican Halloween some kind of bizarre cross between Christianity and Celtic Paganism?

[urkles girlfriend]

These kids are most uneducated who never say "thank you" during halloween, it pisses me off

because saying thank you determines one's intelligence. got it.

[juji]

I've been in CA, it has nothing to do with religion.

[urkles girlfriend]

your face does faggot

[maks]

Go AS Rob Zombie, and when he answers, say, "Who the fuck are you and why are you in my house?"

not sure I could pull that off my dreadlocks aren't thick enough

[Pirate Steve]

The traditions, the laying out of food for the dead, the touching of this life and the afterlife on Halloween, all pagan.

[Pirate Steve]

not sure I could pull that off my dreadlocks aren't thick enough

Even better. The shittier the costume, the funnier it would be.

[maks]

I suppose I could buy a curling iron

[Pirate Steve]

Just get an afro wig and slap it around in the mud.

[steveyos]

go as rob zombie and skateboard outside his house really loudly

[maks]

his house isn't as big as you would think it's a moderately sized colonial if you saw it from the street you'd assume a doctor or a lawyer lived there but there's an olympic sized pool and tennis court in the back yard

[maks]

"Oh that's where dr zombie lives, he's the head surgeon at st mary's"

http://www.trbimg.com/img-53a2d73e/turbine/hc-pictures-rob-zombies-woodbury-estate-for-sa-033/912/912x513

[maks]

I don't know what's funnier, that rob zombie updates his facebook personally or that wtnh still uses windows xp


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KW0KrpmfcTU

[cag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WPNc5Qm473U

[cag]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=83&v=KW0KrpmfcTU

[urkles girlfriend]

Its not as if they're skating in the middle of the night or anything.

[Poopalew]

Its not as if they're skating in the middle of the night or anything.

Like Robert quoted above you may find that your eyes fall upon a schoolmates porn.