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urkles girlfriend
09-21-2015, 09:37 PM
I guess its not true love after all :cry:

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-21-2015, 09:39 PM
give him a blumpkin

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09-21-2015, 09:39 PM
:snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker:: snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker:





.... i don't know why not.


... you have your tongue up there all the time.

urkles girlfriend
09-21-2015, 09:43 PM
I dont know what a blumkin is

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-21-2015, 09:44 PM
suck his dick while he shits

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-21-2015, 09:44 PM
were u not cool in hs?

urkles girlfriend
09-21-2015, 09:45 PM
I was a bully in school and i was mean to everyone. I stabbed a kid in the hand lol

urkles girlfriend
09-21-2015, 09:46 PM
He told the teacher on me and she didn't send me to the office or anything, just gave me a demerit.

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-21-2015, 09:47 PM
yikes!

urkles girlfriend
09-21-2015, 09:48 PM
So no i wasnt cool, but nobody messed with me

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-21-2015, 09:49 PM
lisa never went to high school (she was institutionalized)

urkles girlfriend
09-21-2015, 09:50 PM
Paxil

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09-21-2015, 09:51 PM
:snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker:: snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker:





... I wouldn't mess with someone with the name HOLZ.

Lisa Battery
09-21-2015, 09:52 PM
I was a bully in school and i was mean to everyone. I stabbed a kid in the hand lol

I stabbed a big fat guy 5 times in class with a pen and didn't even get into trouble for it.

He had been giving me wedgies every morning when I went to hang my bag on the hook and one day in class he said something and I just snapped, clambered over all the tables and stabbed him 5 times with the pen and he was bleeding through his shirt and then I ran to the toilets and cried because I was feeling a bit emotional and someone came and found me and asked if I was ok.

The guy later kicked the shit out of me though. He was a fuckhead. That's why no-one cared when I stabbed him.

Lisa Battery
09-21-2015, 09:54 PM
So no i wasnt cool, but nobody messed with me

I was the fucking boss.

urkles girlfriend
09-21-2015, 09:54 PM
Funny, I used a pen to stab that kid. One of those green pens that looked like a syringe.

urkles girlfriend
09-21-2015, 09:55 PM
The wound filled up with green ink.

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-21-2015, 09:57 PM
I stabbed a big fat guy 5 times in class with a pen and didn't even get into trouble for it.

He had been giving me wedgies every morning when I went to hang my bag on the hook and one day in class he said something and I just snapped, clambered over all the tables and stabbed him 5 times with the pen and he was bleeding through his shirt and then I ran to the toilets and cried because I was feeling a bit emotional and someone came and found me and asked if I was ok.

The guy later kicked the shit out of me though. He was a fuckhead. That's why no-one cared when I stabbed him.

wow mental illness struck you from a young age.

Lisa Battery
09-21-2015, 10:00 PM
The wound filled up with green ink.

My guy's wounds filled with blood, no ink

But because he wa so fucking fat it wasn't that bad, like because the pen just stabbed into his fat.

Lisa Battery
09-21-2015, 10:02 PM
I always got away with everything

But like he had that comming, I had warned him so many times

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-21-2015, 10:03 PM
I always got away with everything

yeah except when you molested a child as a teacher and lost your teachers license

urkles girlfriend
09-21-2015, 10:03 PM
I didn't get emotional when I stabbed Jason. I was calm and collected.

Lisa Battery
09-21-2015, 10:04 PM
I didn't get emotional when I stabbed Jason. I was calm and collected.

I never am calm and collected any of the times I've put a grown man in hospital, I've always been very upset about it and cried a lot afterwards

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-21-2015, 10:05 PM
I never am calm and collected any of the times I've put a grown man in hospital, I've always been very upset about it and cried a lot afterwards

yeah because you're mentally ill

A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour
09-21-2015, 10:06 PM
thats why you aren't allowed to workj

Wendy <3
09-21-2015, 10:18 PM
He shouldn't let you in the house while he has sex either

urkles girlfriend
09-21-2015, 10:21 PM
jazz, pls stop. your posts really hurt me today. :(

Wendy <3
09-21-2015, 10:23 PM
:bird:

urkles girlfriend
09-21-2015, 10:27 PM
im going to fucking kill you.

Wendy <3
09-21-2015, 10:42 PM
Should to get rid of your influences :ninja:

urkles girlfriend
09-21-2015, 10:48 PM
im going to get rid of your life!

Wendy <3
09-22-2015, 12:45 AM
:superman: