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urkles girlfriend
09-16-2015, 06:39 PM
Bow before my hrose face and jay leno chin, peasants.

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09-16-2015, 06:49 PM
:snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker:: snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker:




... R.I.P. Danny.



... I will not follow a communist retard.

urkles girlfriend
09-16-2015, 06:54 PM
oh yes you will, get in line faggot. I'm running things now.

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09-16-2015, 06:57 PM
:yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes::yes: :yes:




... I'll tell you what Queen Beeotch.

... you need to bend over and take hard in both holes.


... Then gobble the load.

urkles girlfriend
09-16-2015, 07:00 PM
You will be the one taking it in your holes./

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09-16-2015, 07:02 PM
:snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker:: snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker::snicker:





... gobble gobble.


http://i.imgur.com/3eFxBoC.gif

urkles girlfriend
09-16-2015, 07:03 PM
marco is a shitty poster and he's cody's friend

maks
09-16-2015, 07:16 PM
marco is a shitty poster and he's cody's friend

steveyos
09-16-2015, 09:43 PM
nudes

urkles girlfriend
09-16-2015, 10:27 PM
no nudes. just pretend i have a penis please.

Wendy <3
09-16-2015, 10:42 PM
I think he already does

Dirty Harry
09-16-2015, 11:00 PM
Bow before my hrose face and jay leno chin, peasants.

http://i197.photobucket.com/albums/aa189/Eastwood100/you.jpg

urkles girlfriend
09-17-2015, 12:07 AM
Im gonna kill josh

Poopalew
09-17-2015, 10:05 AM
Im gonna kill josh

Well Im glad you asked me.

steveyos
09-17-2015, 10:16 AM
meanwhile I only have 10 porn items in my cloud and they're literally all bailey jay so

steveyos
09-17-2015, 10:16 AM
I think he already does
yeah I figured thre'd already be a pos tlike this

Poopalew
09-17-2015, 10:16 AM
meanwhile I only have 10 porn items in my cloud and they're literally all bailey jay so

Like Robert quoted above you may find that your eyes fall upon a schoolmates porn.

urkles girlfriend
09-17-2015, 10:25 AM
this is my forum now.

urkles girlfriend
09-17-2015, 10:25 AM
ruby sold it to me.

Poopalew
09-17-2015, 10:42 AM
ruby sold it to me.

What I d like you to do is put yourself in peace.

urkles girlfriend
09-17-2015, 11:25 AM
what the fuck does that mean

lnopia the great
09-17-2015, 11:56 AM
may cag yourself in peace,

lnopia the great
09-17-2015, 11:57 AM
yip cag, yip my sweet prince

urkles girlfriend
09-17-2015, 12:08 PM
But i dont want to die :(

Poopalew
09-17-2015, 12:26 PM
But i dont want to die :(

So she sat down at a distance and began to cry aloud and to weep.

stevеyos
09-17-2015, 02:34 PM
What I d like you to do is put yourself in peace.
jj

Lisa Battery
09-19-2015, 10:38 AM
ruby sold it to me.
You've been gyped.

He gave it to me for free and I didn't even fuck any of his admins. It's just because I'm so alpha.

Lisa Battery
09-19-2015, 10:40 AM
This is not a safe place.

Beta fatty bitches who's admin boyfriends do not let them eat people food cannot safely assume the lead.

Lisa Battery
09-19-2015, 10:50 AM
I'm going to rep you now and you will feel safe. You will feel safe because a real alpha has taken the lead. Then you may eat one carrot for lunch but it's going to have to be lip balm fo dinner because your boyfriend thinks you're fat.

jon projected bulimia onto gabi

He now projects anorexia onto you

But we can't have you getting fat because wow yeah you're so fat

urkles girlfriend
09-19-2015, 10:50 AM
It is now required to read marksdailyapple.com anyone who does not adhere to marks daily apple will be banned. Also anyone who eats fastfood or is overweight will also be banned. No fat people other than monde will be allowed to post.

Lisa Battery
09-19-2015, 10:56 AM
It is now required to read marksdailyapple.com anyone who does not adhere to marks daily apple will be banned. Also anyone who eats fastfood or is overweight will also be banned. No fat people other than monde will be allowed to post.
Only two problems with this theory is you are so beta you can't get your boyfriend to ban anyone let alone let you eat people food.

I am able to get admin to ban people more readily than you and they don't jizz in my hair and deny me food.

The other problem is is that maks is literally always wrong.

urkles girlfriend
09-19-2015, 11:01 AM
I will be back in a couple hours. Time for my daily jog with the puppy and i gotta grocery shop. Im out of ribeye, which i pan sear. Cooks in less than 5 minutes and tastes amazing. Always be sure to buy grassfed

Lisa Battery
09-19-2015, 11:05 AM
You spelt "to" wrong

And that's not even a big word

steveyos
09-19-2015, 11:09 AM
I'm getting mcdonalds today

steveyos
09-19-2015, 11:09 AM
I had taco bell yesterday

steveyos
09-19-2015, 11:09 AM
and wendy's the day before

Lisa Battery
09-19-2015, 11:21 AM
I'm getting mcdonalds today

I haven't had mcdonalds in ages

There is literally no fast food on the island, they won't let them build any fast food here because they are scared it will bankrupt all the resturants and then what will the yuppies eat? Probably lip balm.

steveyos
09-19-2015, 03:10 PM
new at mcdonalds the mclipbalm try our fantastic flavors coconut, chocolate, and st. jon's nut!

Poopalew
09-19-2015, 04:58 PM
new at mcdonalds the mclipbalm try our fantastic flavors coconut, chocolate, and st. jon's nut!

In 1996 the Pioneer Service School was instituted in Ukraine.

Lisa Battery
09-19-2015, 08:20 PM
new at mcdonalds the mclipbalm try our fantastic flavors coconut, chocolate, and st. jon's nut!

LOL!