WANTED: Someone to go back to World of Warcraft with me.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

This is not a joke. You'll get your month's subscription paid for after we get up to level 20.
Must bring your own microphone. Privacy not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.

[steveyos]

lol

[Plug Drugs]

I'm in, the catch is you have to pay for my internet to get hooked up and ill pay you back later

[Wendy <3]

If i pay for for your suicide would you do it? You don't even have to pay me back

[steveyos]

came back from a walk mu nieces fucked up my phones

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... were you out selling Kirby's or smokin a joint?

[Wendy <3]

You allow them in your van?

[Desolation]

i have a max lvl u wanna jump start my subscription and i'll play

[steveyos]

can't do perk tv from my van no wifi

[urkles girlfriend]

Stevie your mom is worried about you

[urkles girlfriend]

Cant imagine how cramped it must be to live in a van

[cag]

Stevie your mom is worried about youno worries. it is parked in her mommy driveway like a little kid camping safari in a pup tent in the backyard

[steveyos]

it's a express 3500 it's the things they sell ice crema and lemonade in you can literally fit marco's iron lung in it

[steveyos]

and the best part is it stops/goes like a smart car but is tougher than any truck

[Wendy <3]

Stovey stop trolling

[steveyos]

which part do you think is trolling I just took it through some graveyard that was both very skinny road but also p much somethiing you'd only wanna take a jeep on and I handled it effortlessly I was going 2mph because it was that serious and I honestly don't know how regular cars could go through it without any damage and it was so fun and I wish I could afford to properly store the two propane tanks I got for my cooking stove but I literally can't even afford to do that so I'm in an actual death trap too so that's p metal \m/_

[Poopalew]

which part do you think is trolling I just took it through some graveyard that was both very skinny road but also p much somethiing you'd only wanna take a jeep on and I handled it effortlessly I was going 2mph because it was that serious and I honestly don't know how regular cars could go through it without any damage and it was so fun and I wish I could afford to properly store the two propane tanks I got for my cooking stove but I literally can't even afford to do that so I'm in an actual death trap too so that's p metal \m/_

why do you think im retarded.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I'm in, the catch is you have to pay for my internet to get hooked up and ill pay you back later

No dice internet is required.



i have a max lvl u wanna jump start my subscription and i'll play

I want to start two new characters so if you're down for that sure. Pretty sure there'd only be one topic of conversation though.

[steveyos]

I have forsaken world on my tegra note, I like it because the mage chick is pretty hot and I can just stay zoomed in and auto combat, and click on teh quest to run to it automatically, it's very nice, I hope when I get a titan in my van there's a super max graphics any genre of game with hot chick that auto plays, here's hoping that there's hentai games by then!

[steveyos]

the thing bout forsaken world is you set the % your helath and mana are at before it uses potions, how wide an area you bot, etc, all built in so there's even some strategy in not auto fighting, the only thing is I hate WoW combat where you'r enot doing anything really so this auto stuff with hot chicks is fine for this genre this is how it should be

[TheLizardWhisperer]

When you get a titan in your van you can run WoW it is a very advanced graphical program

[steveyos]

they really need to make an auto playing (but with strategy involved but mostly casual) mmorpg but with hentai monsters and animals and all of it, I mean they need eveyr genre, but that's really all you can do to make a mmorpg fun, here's hoping they get the bestaility/etc mods from previous elder scrolls into the elder scrolls online!

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I hear Linden Labs has a game that lets you do stuff like that

[Plug Drugs]

If i pay for for your suicide would you do it? You don't even have to pay me back

Im going to need 300mg of oxycodone or 150mg of methadone, 10mg of alprazolam, 10mg of clonazepam or 100mg of diazepam (to make sure i stay dead), and a bottle of jack daniels 45% alcohol (its important i get high quality alcohol and not cheap whiskey so i dont end up puking up all the pill)

This is going to run you about $140-$350 dollars depending. Suicide by overdose aint cheap buddy

[Poopalew]

Im going to need 300mg of oxycodone or 150mg of methadone, 10mg of alprazolam, 10mg of clonazepam or diazepam (to make sure i stay dead), and a bottle of jack daniels 45% alcohol (its important i get high quality alcohol and not cheap whiskey so i dont end up puking up all the pill)

This is going to run you about $140-$350 dollars depending. Suicide by overdose aint cheap buddy

Kyle from southpark is a Jew Cag jewish bastard lend me a cig!

[steveyos]

second life isn't a game I'm talking a real game although second life is more of a game than world of warcraft so just figure out what I mean it's very easy you can do it

[Poopalew]

second life isn't a game I'm talking a real game although second life is more of a game than world of warcraft so just figure out what I mean it's very easy you can do it

Tag questions can be answered with a yes or no.

[Wendy <3]

Im going to need 300mg of oxycodone or 150mg of methadone, 10mg of alprazolam, 10mg of clonazepam or 100mg of diazepam (to make sure i stay dead), and a bottle of jack daniels 45% alcohol (its important i get high quality alcohol and not cheap whiskey so i dont end up puking up all the pill)

This is going to run you about $140-$350 dollars depending. Suicide by overdose aint cheap buddy

I was thinking you could just hang yourself with your grandma's bra or something

[Desolation]

I want to start two new characters so if you're down for that sure. Pretty sure there'd only be one topic of conversation though.

rubykins?

[urkles girlfriend]

Kyle from southpark is a Jew Cag jewish bastard lend me a cig!

Holy shit fuck you

[urkles girlfriend]

Poopalew is a menace

[Lisa Battery]

Me, pick me, I really want to do this with you teknorat, you buy me world of warcraft stuff now







































No I hate you

[TheLizardWhisperer]

rubykins?

That or Catholic schoolgirls

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Me, pick me, I really want to do this with you teknorat, you buy me world of warcraft stuff now







































No I hate you

I don't think you'd have the patience.

[urkles girlfriend]

Can't believe anyone would willingly play that game and actually PAY for it each month.

[Lisa Battery]

don't talk about my patience

i have huge ammounts of patience, just not for grown adult fuckheads, I have huge ammounts of patience for things I'm interested in (more than you), kids and animals, but patience with adults on a personal level? no, none.


You missed the point anyway which was me saying no I hate you

[TheLizardWhisperer]

It would probably work pretty well on your computer

[Lisa Battery]

Shut up and give stevey $20 for a forum

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Sorry that money is put aside for wow subscriptions

[Lisa Battery]

Well then you are good for nothing.

[urkles girlfriend]

teknorat why dont you get one of your irl friends to play with you

[stevеyos]

lmao play it with ruby yes

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Bump

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao play it with ruby yes

[urkles girlfriend]

Probably wouldn't be wise for anyone to play anything with this guy. He can play world of warcraft with his wife and kid.

[stevеyos]

you would think his wife did it as an occupation

[cag]

Probably wouldn't be wise for anyone to play anything with this guy. He can play world of warcraft with his wife and kid.


and codey 'world of warcraft pro league'

[urkles girlfriend]

I dont know why those 2 aren't friends. Teknorat is a smarter less annoying version of cody.

[Poopalew]

I dont know why those 2 aren't friends. Teknorat is a smarter less annoying version of cody.

We see how his holy spirit helps to equip us to carry out our commission to preach the good news.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

bump

[Lisa Battery]

You can't even buy a friend

Poor teknorat

[stevеyos]

Celtic heroes, forsaken world, also order and chaos 2 just came out

[stevеyos]

I got all 3 on my tiger note but celtic heroes is not good until they have a target system that isn't tap the enemy to target

[stevеyos]

forsaekn world plays itself so its my favorite

[Lisa Battery]

Forsaken teknorat can't buy friends to play with.

[Lisa Battery]

forsaekn world plays itself so its my favorite

Lol

[urkles girlfriend]

If it were a different game, Im sure he could get tim or stevey to play, but no one wants to be caught dead with world of warcraft. Fat lonely women play world of warcraft

[stevеyos]

it's not out on tiger note regardless, and regardless I have three full real mmorpg's on here better than it anyway lol

[stevеyos]

not that I'm gonna really play them but there's nothing good anywhere so w/e I wouldn't play wow evben if it came out on mobile tho

[Lisa Battery]

If it were a different game, Im sure he could get tim or stevey to play, but no one wants to be caught dead with world of warcraft. Fat lonely women play world of warcraft

Fat bitches. Haven't they ever heard of the lip balm diet?

[urkles girlfriend]

There is a girl on my facebook who is overweight, claiming to be eating right, but shes always checking in at chipoltle or applebees with her hideous tattooed gangsta boyfriend. She cries about not being able to lose weight. Lmao

[Lisa Battery]

Shyeah she needs to eat lip balm and just post about food all day and not eat any.

[Lisa Battery]

She'll never get dried jizz crusting in her hair by eating food.

[steveyos]

She'll never get dried jizz crusting in her hair by eating food.

[urkles girlfriend]

Lulz.

[urkles girlfriend]

She will remain a fat cow whining about her weight like all other fat people.

[Lisa Battery]

I'm gong to go ahead and assume that she is healthier than you and your lip balm eating trying to hold onto your shits diet and that her boyfriend lets her eat people food because he doesn't think she is too fat.

[urkles girlfriend]

Shes even waist training ^_^ much to my delight. Its amazing how people who are poorer than me actually go out to eat more often than cooking their own food. Its so dumb. You poor folk would actually save more money cooking everything yourself but are too lazy and depressed

[Lisa Battery]

Stupid poor people. Eating actual food instead of lip balm like you rich folk with a year's wage worth of rape money.

[urkles girlfriend]

Take out is junk food and its expensive , then they complain about being poor and not having any money. Never once have that problem.

[urkles girlfriend]

Aside from lip balm, im very picky of late about what i eat and i recognize that take out is special occasion food to reward my good eating habits. ^__^

[urkles girlfriend]

No more weed, alcohol, and cigarettes either.

[Lisa Battery]

Take out is junk food and its expensive , then they complain about being poor and not having any money. Never once have that problem.

You had to strip and get raped for money just so you could eat one carrot and a stick of lip balm.

I think I'll get McDonalds instead.

[steveyos]

I"d rather play wow than this

[Lisa Battery]

I sometimes think I go too far with comments like that

Then I remember all the comments she has made and remember it's ok because she has said much much worse to me and others and also she is fat so it's ok.

[Lisa Battery]

lol

[m0nde]

This is not a joke. You'll get your month's subscription paid for after we get up to level 20.
Must bring your own microphone. Privacy not guaranteed. I have only done this once before.i have a level 70 and some other ones, pay me

[m0nde]

i will twink you, but you have to go lexi persimmons style and be a literal faggot elf twink looking character and we have to do this full-on role playing and if you break character, i'm going to leave you hanging

[Lisa Battery]

i will twink you, but you have to go lexi persimmons style and be a literal faggot elf twink looking character and we have to do this full-on role playing and if you break character, i'm going to leave you hanging
Even m0nde is going to world of warcraft cuck teknorat

[m0nde]

it's not cucking. it's keking in this case

[Lisa Battery]

it's not cucking. it's keking in this case have fun you two

Lol

[Poopalew]

have fun you two

Lol

If youre reluctant to talk to your schoolmates about God its understandable.

[Lisa Battery]

If youre reluctant to talk to your schoolmates about God its understandable.

I'm 36 years old. LOL

[Poopalew]

I'm 36 years old. LOL

But when Isaac had grown older Jehovah tested Abrahams faith.

[juji]

Buzz buzz buzz buzz buzz

[Camoron]

delete thsi entire page and fuck it the whole thread its ruined by this nf bullshit jesus christ

[urkles girlfriend]

Cameron you are a hateful drunk. I hope everything is well with you and your lady

[Camoron]

not drunk just sick of lisas shit :mad:

[Kosher Mini Tacos]

http://i.imgur.com/8Ku8A6N.png

[Camoron]

this is a good gimmick

[Kosher Mini Tacos]

http://i.imgur.com/3QfI26D.png

[urkles girlfriend]

world of warcraft is a fucking awful game.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Smite is much better

[m0nde]

what level are you?

[urkles girlfriend]

smite is a million times better than WoW. god it was boring and jon made fun of me for it.

[urkles girlfriend]

its the perfect game for shutins and 40 year old women