New poster orientation: a biography about Lisa (containing serious real information I can verify)

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I'll try to keep this in chronological order

1. She is from penguin island australia.
2. She was raised in a family who traveled the continent in the circus (lol)
3. She was molested by her father Gordon bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig
4. She also had some type of abuse by her babysitter.
5. She became a teacher with "two degrees"
6. She molested some pupils (like 12 years old) and lost her job.
7. She is now dependent on aussie welfare for all living expenses.
8. She had a forum member rootbeer come visit her and spend 3k on her to fuck her, but then broke up with him.
9. A fellow aussie poster (Teknorat) trolled her into falling in love with him and she drove 2.5 hours to meet up with him to find out he just pranked her and she wasted all day. But it doesn't matter because she doesn't do anything all day.
10. She started a relationship/smoking meth with a Peter Quinn who left her to meet a new girl Gemma who is much better looking than Lisa and triggers her.
11. She has some sort of multiple mental illnesses and sees doctors regularly to contain them.

thanks. she is also the only poster who posts here regularly on a ytmnd spinoff forum

[Lisa Battery]

Nothing this guy posts is real nor can it be verified

[Lisa Battery]

Um, clay don't we have a section for pedophile shit posters?

Send this fucktard loser there

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

I can verify most of this via phone transcripts and podcasts

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Lisa also tried to ruin her former boyfriends (Peter Quinn's) life by saying he was a pedophile online, but in reality posted a falsified news story about another peter quinn who was like 80 years old and arrested

[Lisa Battery]

Actually seeing as NONE of it is true no you can't

ban this pedophile

[NotHowdy]

You are a scholar, sir.

And I believe every thing listed. Everybody does/will.

[Battery Bits]

I can verify that Lisa is doap in every way.

[Lisa Battery]

You are a scholar, sir.

And I believe every thing listed. Everybody does/will.
Can we just not post in threads by retarded loser pedophiles please?

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

here are some podcasts verifying lisa's troubling biographical information

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/episode06.mp3

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/episode07.mp3

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/PatheticRootypoo.mp3

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/firstlisacall.mp3

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/secondlisacall.mp3

Source: http://www.freewebs.com/rubycalaber/podcasts.htm

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

sorry lisa im making your new friends leave the forum but you need a break from spamming here. you made posting too difficult for real reasons

[NotHowdy]

How ya gonna make us leave the forum, bub?

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

How ya gonna make us leave the forum, bub?

just try to show you what kind of person you've been idolizing is and how gross she is. not sure

[maks]

let me guess this nothowdy character (from here on in to be be referred to as "male lisa") has been here all day and was here all day yesterday like he was here all day thursday and friday ladies and gentlemen I think we have a shutin

[maks]

nothowdy do you collect any form of welfare or government assistance

[GrossNipples]

Battle Me Maks!

Burrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

[NotHowdy]

just try to show you what kind of person you've been idolizing is and how gross she is. not sure

We've been giving her shit and making fun of her since she joined SM. Only person who idolizes her is Jack. Everyone else on SM find her as annoying as you all do,

Should do your research first. You already inspired a thread on SM:

http://www.supermensa.org/forums/showthread.php?10684-lol&p=394018#post394018

(thanks)

[NotHowdy]

let me guess this nothowdy character (from here on in to be be referred to as "male lisa") has been here all day and was here all day yesterday like he was here all day thursday and friday ladies and gentlemen I think we have a shutin

Weren't you supposed to shut down SM? What happened? Didn't you say we wouldn't make it to Brokedick Mountain? Hmmmmm....

And I've posted evidence of my glorious lifestyle and big penis. Good try, sexy.

[urkles girlfriend]

let me guess this nothowdy character (from here on in to be be referred to as "male lisa") has been here all day and was here all day yesterday like he was here all day thursday and friday ladies and gentlemen I think we have a shutin

Flat brimmed hats

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

oh ok thanks man

[NotHowdy]

Flat brimmed hats

Daughters of a truck driver that turned into strippin'. Has accomplished nothing but scoring an ugly sugar daddy and getting her nudes on the internet for 'flat brims' to see. Awww :( #WaffleHouse

And as you can tell by the pics, I don't have to lie about my success in life :)

[NotHowdy]

oh ok thanks man

No prob. You're a gay dolphin. That's awesome.

[Lisa Battery]

No prob. You're a gay dolphin. That's awesome.

Yeah pedophiles are SO cool

Retard

[NotHowdy]

Yeah pedophiles are SO cool

Retard

Hey, I don't judge you for molesting a 12 year old!

[urkles girlfriend]

Daughters of a truck driver that turned into strippin'. Has accomplished nothing but scoring an ugly sugar daddy and getting her nudes on the internet for 'flat brims' to see. Awww :( #WaffleHouse

And as you can tell by the pics, I don't have to lie about my success in life :)

I got 2 degrees a 200 dollar pillow and an inflatable bathtub, im livin the dream.

[maks]

We've been giving her shit and making fun of her since she joined SM. Only person who idolizes her is Jack. Everyone else on SM find her as annoying as you all do,

Should do your research first. You already inspired a thread on SM:

http://www.supermensa.org/forums/showthread.php?10684-lol&p=394018#post394018

(thanks)

8 lines, probably lisa jr's shortest post yet. keep up the good work lisa jr!

[NotHowdy]

I got 2 degrees a 200 dollar pillow and an inflatable bathtub, im livin the dream.

Well, see. Now you're just bragging. SNOB!

[NotHowdy]

8 lines, probably lisa jr's shortest post yet. keep up the good work lisa jr!

Keep up the empty threats and watching me post on your precious Brokedick Mountain!

[rubycalaber]

thats a lot of bullshit!

it was actually 30k rootbeer spent on lisa

[maks]

Weren't you supposed to shut down SM? What happened?

I sent a bunch of emails. They didn't get back to me yet. They may not. That's about all I expected of this I'm sorry I got you so excited are you out of xanax why don't you go get some more



idk what else you said I didn't read the rest of your post


I'm sure your town has a 24 hour cvs that takes wic

[maks]

ruby could you put these people back in the herp I want them to know that they're second class citizens they're getting uppity

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

thats a lot of bullshit!

it was actually 30k rootbeer spent on lisa


the accuracy of my information is compromised!!!!

[NotHowdy]

I'm sure your town has a 24 hour cvs that takes wic

As I said, my photo's speak for itself.

God, it feels great to be here! The smell of your irritation and Jon's balls turn me on!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVJbX2sb2WY

[NotHowdy]

ruby could you put these people back in the herp I want them to know that they're second class citizens they're getting uppity

Awww. here comes the whining again :( Go tell, teacher

[urkles girlfriend]

Can someone permaban Cody?

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

cody creampuff

[urkles girlfriend]

His star trek post almost made me hate the franchise

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

cody asked me to use my account like 6 months ago via pm i dont even know who he is really

[GrossNipples]

Cody has a new home now, he doesn't really need you guys

you're invited too my love

not dolphin tho, no gays

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

Cody has a new home now, he doesn't really need you guys

you're invited too my love

not dolphin tho, no gays

hey we don't troll her like that man

[NotHowdy]

Nobody is fond of Cody on SM, either.

[GrossNipples]

again...no gays....

well, maybe 1 or 2 gays....

but the quota is already filled

you have to wait for one of them to die from aids

[maks]

hey we don't troll her like that man

Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity.

[NotHowdy]

again...no gays....

well, maybe 1 or 2 gays....

but the quota is already filled

you have to wait for one of them to die from aids


2 1/2 gays. Still unsure about Kas.

[NotHowdy]

Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity.

The copy/past technique is proving to be just as effective as spamming my inbox! It really hurts. OUCH! You're so tough. So big and strong. Bend over and reveal that taint of yours, doll face. Chop, chop.

[maks]

The copy/past technique is proving to be just as effective as spamming my inbox! It really hurts. OUCH! You're so tough. So big and strong. Bend over and reveal that taint of yours, doll face. Chop, chop.

Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity.

[urkles girlfriend]

Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity.

[NotHowdy]

Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity.

[Lisa Battery]

Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity.

[maks]

Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity.

Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity.

[urkles girlfriend]

Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity.

Flat brimmed hats!!!

[maks]

Flat brimmed hats!!!

This.

[maks]

Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity.

This too.

[NotHowdy]

This.

Co-Signed

[urkles girlfriend]

Flat brimmed hats!!!!!

[NotHowdy]

Flat brimmed hats!!!!!

UGLY BOYFRIENDS!

[maks]

Flat brimmed hats!!!!!

When I kill the pedophile you'll be next for being a cody.

[urkles girlfriend]

When I kill the pedophile you'll be next for being a cody.

Nothing says dressed to kill more than a flat brimmed hat

[urkles girlfriend]

:rofl:

[Wendy <3]

I'll try to keep this in chronological order

1. She is from penguin island australia.
2. She was raised in a family who traveled the continent in the circus (lol)
3. She was molested by her father Gordon bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig
4. She also had some type of abuse by her babysitter.
5. She became a teacher with "two degrees"
6. She molested some pupils (like 12 years old) and lost her job.
7. She is now dependent on aussie welfare for all living expenses.
8. She had a forum member rootbeer come visit her and spend 3k on her to fuck her, but then broke up with him.
9. A fellow aussie poster (Teknorat) trolled her into falling in love with him and she drove 2.5 hours to meet up with him to find out he just pranked her and she wasted all day. But it doesn't matter because she doesn't do anything all day.
10. She started a relationship/smoking meth with a Peter Quinn who left her to meet a new girl Gemma who is much better looking than Lisa and triggers her.
11. She has some sort of multiple mental illnesses and sees doctors regularly to contain them.

thanks. she is also the only poster who posts here regularly on a ytmnd spinoff forum

meow?

[maks]

meow?

Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). When I kill the pedophile you'll be next for being a cody. I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity.

[Lisa Battery]

meow?

Green needle?

[maks]

lisa tell me about the kid you molested

[urkles girlfriend]

Flat brimmed hats

[urkles girlfriend]

Flat brimmed hats

[maks]

I'll try to keep this in chronological order

1. She is from penguin island australia.
2. She was raised in a family who traveled the continent in the circus (lol)
3. She was molested by her father Gordon bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig
4. She also had some type of abuse by her babysitter.
5. She became a teacher with "two degrees"
6. She molested some pupils (like 12 years old) and lost her job.
7. She is now dependent on aussie welfare for all living expenses.
8. She had a forum member rootbeer come visit her and spend 3k on her to fuck her, but then broke up with him.
9. A fellow aussie poster (Teknorat) trolled her into falling in love with him and she drove 2.5 hours to meet up with him to find out he just pranked her and she wasted all day. But it doesn't matter because she doesn't do anything all day.
10. She started a relationship/smoking meth with a Peter Quinn who left her to meet a new girl Gemma who is much better looking than Lisa and triggers her.
11. She has some sort of multiple mental illnesses and sees doctors regularly to contain them.

thanks. she is also the only poster who posts here regularly on a ytmnd spinoff forum

she didn't just have "some kind of abuse" from her babysitter, she was literally raped in the vagina

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

to all new ytmnd posters these are real facts about lisa

[Snoofalah]

Don't be upset that I can actually prove my success (I only due to because it's who like calling us poor). When I kill the pedophile you'll be next for being a cody. I didn't have to whore myself to mediocrity.

You're not... the most literate guy, are you?

[Dirty Harry]

Whom they fear they hate
-Quintus Ennius

[Snoofalah]

Whom they fear they hate
-Quintus Ennius

Let no one weep for me, or celebrate my funeral with mourning; for I still live, as I pass to and fro through the mouths of men.

[Dirty Harry]

What is left when honor is lost ?.
-Publilius Syrus

[Snoofalah]

I really really really wanna zig a zig ah
-The Spice Girls

[Lisa Battery]

...

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

BUMP FOR MEMEBERS WHO HAVENT POSTED IN AWHILE

[A Dolla Danya of Dubla Dour]

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