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Mr. Jon
08-01-2015, 09:23 PM
My private messages got disabled so I have no other choice but to post this here. ..


Lisa, I need to talk to you, it's important. Please answer the phone

GrossNipples
08-01-2015, 09:26 PM
Lisa answer your obamaphone!

Mr. Jon
08-01-2015, 09:27 PM
If you talk to me, I will leave forever

NotHowdy
08-01-2015, 09:31 PM
Don't be shy, Lisa.

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 09:35 PM
Don't be shy, Lisa.

It's fine

He is literally too stupid to be able to make an international call

Battery Bits
08-01-2015, 09:37 PM
Not to mention smells like sour milk and the inside of a used condom.

GrossNipples
08-01-2015, 09:37 PM
you're used condoms...stank dick

NotHowdy
08-01-2015, 09:38 PM
It's fine

He is literally too stupid to be able to make an international call

He said you wont answer. Jon ask her if the number is right

Mr. Jon
08-01-2015, 09:38 PM
Not to mention smells like sour milk and the inside of a used condom.

Which still smells better than your rotten toothless mouth

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 09:42 PM
Which still smells better than your rotten toothless mouth

no you don't

FUCK OFF

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 09:42 PM
He said you wont answer. Jon ask her if the number is right

Anything that guy says is a lie

Learn what a sociopath is

Mr. Jon
08-01-2015, 09:42 PM
no you don't

FUCK OFF

You just acknowledged that he does have a rotten toothless mouth though. ...

Mr. Jon
08-01-2015, 09:43 PM
What's your number lisa? Not my fault that your phone keeps getting shut off when you can't pay the bill

NotHowdy
08-01-2015, 09:45 PM
Yeah, Lisa. Don't be scurred, girlfriend

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 09:49 PM
Yeah, Lisa. Don't be scurred, girlfriend

i'm telling you

He can't, he is either restricted, too dumb or just lying as usual

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 09:50 PM
If he has an obama phone he can't call overseas with it anyway

Because he is dumb as dog shit

Battery Bits
08-01-2015, 09:51 PM
Fuck off hillbilly.

NotHowdy
08-01-2015, 09:52 PM
Lisa, you and Jon are both my friends, ok? You guys need to talk this out. He doesn't have an obama phone and his penis isn't ugly. Alright?!

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 09:55 PM
Lisa, you and Jon are both my friends, ok? You guys need to talk this out. He doesn't have an obama phone and his penis isn't ugly. Alright?!

i told you

I'm not having him here

You can have the rest of the internet but he is NOT staying here

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 09:56 PM
And if he doesn't fuck off I will begin strangling his fucktard little internet world until there is nothing left for him but his loser ass facebook

Take him the fuck home now and don't bring him back

Mr. Jon
08-01-2015, 09:58 PM
I've never received so many empty threats... Lisa, just do it, girlfriend

NotHowdy
08-01-2015, 09:58 PM
Only if you talk on the phone with him. There is nothing else I can do. DO IT!

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 10:01 PM
Only if you talk on the phone with him. There is nothing else I can do. DO IT!

Like I said

He is too dumb to make an international call

If you want to call me I saw you already had my number but not MY problem your fucktard friend is literally too stupid

Wendy <3
08-01-2015, 10:37 PM
meow

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 10:38 PM
lol

steveyos
08-02-2015, 07:07 AM
lisa's best friends eveybody get down with the clown !

BigBoss
08-02-2015, 07:46 AM
Which still smells better than your rotten toothless mouth
Hey! He still has three good teeth left, goddamnit!

urkles girlfriend
08-02-2015, 09:03 AM
Itt the malibus most wanted crew gos e-gangsta.