Mr. Jon SUX

[Lisa Battery]

:hand:

[Mr. Jon]

You know I'm milkman, right?

Excuse me sir, your daughter fucked jack ruby

https://scontent-lax1-1.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-xpf1/v/t1.0-0/10414489_667072486674599_9141174888798717344_n.jpg?efg=eyJpIjoidCJ9&oh=c21e646a375487d4277e444b9252516c&oe=563BD3F0

[NotHowdy]

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Lisa Battery]

Yup.

You SUCK

[Battery Bits]

You're a god damn thorn in my side, Jon.
Creeper-ass-creeper.

[Lisa Battery]

He's also a really shit poster, a watered down cody

[StayPoasted]

Is that actually a revelation?

[Mr. Jon]

Maybe I do suck as a poster. Should I pursue my rap career?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ESppxcpxfQ

[Lisa Battery]

Is that actually a revelation?

No.

As long as we are all on board with that, just checking.

[StayPoasted]

Maybe I do suck as a poster. Should I pursue my rap career?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ESppxcpxfQ

Always follow your dreams.

[Lisa Battery]

I'm not even about to watch that shit

Mr. Jon FUCK OFF

[Battery Bits]

Nice haircut faggot.
It looks like someone took a shit on your head.

[Mr. Jon]

My mom said it was the best haircut I've ever had so back off!

[Lisa Battery]

i don't give a fuck about your haircut wanker

FUCK OFF

[Mr. Jon]

Who are you though?

[BigBoss]

My mom said it was the best haircut I've ever had so back off!

At least you don't have Mailman hair anymore.

[Mr. Jon]

I do. Video is old. Yknow what fuck you! !!

[Lisa Battery]

Who are you though?I'm the one whonis going to tell you to FUCK OFF every single day you are ass sniffing anywhere I see you for the rest of your fucking life until you either kill yourself or actually just FUCK OFF

[UofLCardfan08]

I'm the one whonis going to tell you to FUCK OFF every single day you are ass sniffing anywhere I see you for the rest of your fucking life until you either kill yourself or actually just FUCK OFF

Whore take your own advice, kill yourself

[Lisa Battery]

Whore take your own advice, kill yourself

Whatever

i'm busy making Mr. Jon FUCK RIGHT OFF

[Mr. Jon]

I'm the one whonis going to tell you to FUCK OFF every single day you are ass sniffing anywhere I see you for the rest of your fucking life until you either kill yourself or actually just FUCK OFF

But the real question is, why should I listen, or even care what you think?

[urkles girlfriend]

Maybe I do suck as a poster. Should I pursue my rap career?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ESppxcpxfQ

wtf is wrong with your hair?

[Nuffy]

His hair is glorious...

[urkles girlfriend]

you're also waaaay off the beat. you've got no rhythm at all. you can't even hear what you're saying because you're so out of sync.

[Richard Tucker]

I told you I wasn't the Milker, Lisa. I think you owe me an apology.

[Nuffy]

Actually... he's doing that song perfectly...

:shrug:

He just has a white guys accent (which i appreciate)

[Mr. Jon]

you're also waaaay off the beat. you've got no rhythm at all. you can't even hear what you're saying because you're so out of sync.


https://youtu.be/4jNyr6BJZuI

[urkles girlfriend]

I listened to it, he did ok at the end but the beginning was completely out of sync with the beat

[urkles girlfriend]

or it was just a bad beat. I didn't see anything that made him unique from the other wiggers

[Mr. Jon]

Hey, you basic white bitch, it's an exact cover of a song.

[Nuffy]

He's doing a cover of a popular song... Hip Hop by Dead Prez... and its synced perfectly.

[Nuffy]

And the beat is one of my favorite hip hop tracks of all time.

[urkles girlfriend]

Well you didn't do it justice.

[Lisa Battery]

He's a fucking retard, I hate him, I'm going to kill him.

[Nuffy]

And fuck you RocketsShits I know what you're thinking...

[urkles girlfriend]

It was so mediocre that it just sounded like he was using the beat.

[Lisa Battery]

i didn't even watch it and never will

[Mr. Jon]

Well you didn't do it justice.

Your nipples don't do your breasts justice. So we're even.

[Mr. Jon]

Rap judge over here, look out.

[urkles girlfriend]

He's a fucking retard, I hate him, I'm going to kill him.

Wish I could dig a burmese tiger pit and flank him in with hounds

[Mr. Jon]

Wish I could dig a burmese tiger pit and flank him in with hounds

Why?

[Lisa Battery]

I promised ruby I'd only use my toxic powers for good

So I will

I'll kill this guy, that'll be good

[urkles girlfriend]

Why?

because it would be funny if you fell on a spike. ^_^

[urkles girlfriend]

QUICK ANSWER
A Burmese tiger pit is a trap for hunting dangerous predators. It is made by digging a deep pit in the ground and planting sharp stakes pointed upwards from the bottom. With foliage to camouflage the pit, hunters lure their prey to it. Military warfare also uses similar tactics.

[Mr. Jon]

because it would be funny if you fell on a spike. ^_^

Why do you feel that way?

[urkles girlfriend]

just imagine if the spike went through your face, you try screaming for help but can't :rofl:

[Nuffy]

You're a twisted little cookie aren't you?

[Mr. Jon]

That's not funny at all. Why would you wish death on me?

I'm also curious why you spent hours posting here last night and are waking up posting... something isn't right and I'm worried about you

[Nuffy]

Her boyfriend runs this place.

And apparently she hands out coffees, breakfast, and blow jobs like hotcakes.

She wins in my opinion. Puffy nips or not.

[urkles girlfriend]

That's not funny at all. Why would you wish death on me?

I'm also curious why you spent hours posting here last night and are waking up posting... something isn't right and I'm worried about you

I wouldn't wish death upon you as I don't hate anyone. ^_^

[Mr. Jon]

I'm just trying to fit him into the picture here because he's been MIA

[urkles girlfriend]

I'd still murder you though if I could get away with it. You dont have to hate someone to murder them.

[Mr. Jon]

I just want her to be happy.

[urkles girlfriend]

I just want you to be dead :P

[Lisa Battery]

I just want her to be happy.

FUCK OFF

[Nuffy]

I just want you to be dead :P
Like your mom? That you never got to say goodbye to?


Did that cross a line?

[Mr. Jon]

Like your mom? That you never got to say goodbye to?


Did that cross a line?

I got a fucking bone to pick with you after that one.. How fucking DARE you, sir. How fucking dare.

[Lisa Battery]

I got a fucking bone to pick with you after that one.. How fucking DARE you, sir. How fucking dare.

FUCK OFF

[Mr. Jon]

FUCK OFF

You tell me to fuck off another 75 or 80 times and I'll get fucking UPSET

[Lisa Battery]

You tell me to fuck off another 75 or 80 times and I'll get fucking UPSET

Ok

FUCK OFF

[Lisa Battery]

Fuck off back to SM and get your rep

You repulse me in every single way

Last warning.

[Mr. Jon]

Wait.. all these FUCK OFF's were actually warnings and not requests? What lies in store for Mr. Jon>??

[Lisa Battery]

Just FUCK OFF, with all your alternate accounts FUCK OFF, FUCK OFF back to SM and fucking stay there

You are a pathetic excuse for a human being

LEAVE

[Mr. Jon]

It's okay, Lisa... You don't have to hold back. Go ahead and unleash what you have in store for me. I fully understand that I deserve anything you have planned. Go for it.

[urkles girlfriend]

Like your mom? That you never got to say goodbye to?


Did that cross a line?

lol no. I've been getting shit about my dead mom at this forum for the last couple years. I'm used to it. I'm pretty sure the ghost of my dead mom haunts this forum

[Mr. Jon]

Was she not a good mother? Doesn't seem like it.

[urkles girlfriend]

Was she not a good mother? Doesn't seem like it.

You can't be a good mom if your dead, idiot.

[BigBoss]

You can't be a good mom if your dead, idiot.

That's not completely true. Depending on former status, a mother can immediately up her motherhood skills by up to 100% by said "fucking off and dying".


lol no. I've been getting shit about my dead mom at this forum for the last couple years. I'm used to it. I'm pretty sure the ghost of my dead mom haunts this forum

Well, to be fair and give credit to the others - depending on the type of person your mother was (according to our hypothesis), a good 85% of said comments were most likely justified.

[Lisa Battery]

I told you I wasn't the Milker, Lisa. I think you owe me an apology.

Take this fucking account with you

FUCK OFF

[Richard Tucker]

That's pretty funny.

[BigBoss]

Wait.. all these FUCK OFF's were actually warnings and not requests? What lies in store for Mr. Jon>??

And exactly how many warnings do we get before said punishment is enabled.

[Mr. Jon]

You can't be a good mom if your dead, idiot.

That's why I said "was she". But regardless, I'm sorry you had a terrible mother. My mom is great. You could meet her some time...

[Lisa Battery]

And exactly how many warnings do we get before said punishment is enabled.

He has none left

[urkles girlfriend]

That's why I said "was she". But regardless, I'm sorry you had a terrible mother. My mom is great. You could meet her some time...

I would love to introduce her to my shotgun

[urkles girlfriend]

I would love to introduce her to jon's shotgun that I'm not allowed to touch under any circumstances

[BigBoss]

So it's coming any day now, then?

Are you trying to keep him on his toes by not allowing him to know exactly when said punishment will come, but only letting him know that it will indeed come?

[Mr. Jon]

I would love to introduce her to my shotgun

Oh! That's cool, my mom loves guns! Being from Tennessee and all. She has a small collection. I wasn't aware that you were into guns. That's awesome.

[BigBoss]

I would love to introduce her to jon's shotgun that I'm not allowed to touch under any circumstances

I think Jon is saving that shotgun for a rainy day. Did you know a shotgun used to be (and still is among many) the preferred method of divorce?

[urkles girlfriend]

I think Jon is saving that shotgun for a rainy day. Did you know a shotgun used to be (and still is among many) the preferred method of divorce?

Jon simply dumps people if he gets bored with them.

[Mr. Jon]

But he can't dump you if you become a staple at his forum!

[urkles girlfriend]

I'm going to kill your mother and show you the pain I feel everyday.

[urkles girlfriend]

you'll never have a chance to say goodbye.

[Nuffy]

I just bought another Remington 870. I have three now. And it seems pointless but I bought it for 200 bucks.

[Mr. Jon]

I'm going to kill your mother and show you the pain I feel everyday.

I will gladly share any feeling with you. Even this one. As long as it brings us closer.

Is it just the pain of her being gone? Pain of her never being there for you? Or just failing you when you needed her the most? Pain that you didn't get to tell her you loved her one last time?

[Mr. Jon]

you'll never have a chance to say goodbye.

I just talked to my mom this morning. It's nice! You should try it somet... Well.. Just take my word, it's nice.

[Nuffy]

God damn Jon...

[Lisa Battery]

I just talked to my mom this morning. It's nice! You should try it somet... Well.. Just take my word, it's nice.

She's the only person who wants to talk to you

FUCK OFF

[BigBoss]

Jon simply dumps people if he gets bored with them.

Ohhhhh, ok, I see. Gotcha.

It's the old "chicks like dick(s)................................... heads" theory (a smaller part of the grand Chaos Theory).

By the way, I heard you wanna know about me?

[Nuffy]

Who I be, and where I be?

[Mr. Jon]

God damn Jon...

:rofl:

[urkles girlfriend]

Ohhhhh, ok, I see. Gotcha.

It's the old "chicks like dick(s)................................... heads" theory (a smaller part of the grand Chaos Theory).

By the way, I heard you wanna know about me?

I want you to know the taste of gun metal in your mouth

[NotHowdy]

Their all intimidated by your girth, Jon. It's okay.

[Lisa Battery]

Their all intimidated by your girth, Jon. It's okay.

It is NOT ok

[Lisa Battery]

HERP IT ITS A CODY

[Lisa Battery]

And hide the herp so we don't have to look at their disgusting face

[Nuffy]

No room to talk about disgusting faces you dog faced gremlin... Rick Steiner looking ass bitch

[NotHowdy]

Too many ugly men boosting her odd shaped head up.

Except Jack. Jack is a fine fellow!

[Battery Bits]

You know. :smile:

She's fine AF, in my opinion.

Styley, fit, smart, funny, and sexy. Amongst other things.

I want her buns on my face.

[Lisa Battery]

No room to talk about disgusting faces you dog faced gremlin... Rick Steiner looking ass bitch

Shut up.

With your face and stuff.

[Nuffy]

Thats gross man.

[NotHowdy]

Lisa's ugly lol

[Battery Bits]

Lies.
Bae is of the Fae.
Stop being gae.

[Lisa Battery]

Lisa's ugly lol

I'm so much smarter than you dick for brain

[Battery Bits]

I seriously wanna stick my dick way down her throat.
Gah!

[Nuffy]

My face is awesome. And devilishly handsome.

And I finally got my six pack back... I had a gut for like three months. It was awful.

[Battery Bits]

Co-sign.
My face is just adorable.
Y U never poast pics of yourself?

[Lisa Battery]

Well I'm feeling shabby

Have at it

Anything to stop bad posting

[Battery Bits]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGUuMAuudPE

[Mr. Jon]

No room to talk about disgusting faces you dog faced gremlin... Rick Steiner looking ass bitch

:rofl:

Nuffy plays nice all day but when the gloves come off it's great

[Lisa Battery]

:rofl:

Nuffy plays nice all day but when the gloves come off it's great

FUCK OFF loser