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NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 01:12 AM
You want a proper introduction?

http://i60.tinypic.com/2h2iobc.gif

http://i62.tinypic.com/153mzb9.jpg
http://i61.tinypic.com/m998i0.jpg
http://i60.tinypic.com/2vhvkma.jpg
http://i61.tinypic.com/be9cuo.jpg
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NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 01:14 AM
I mean I'm NOT Howdy

Mr. Jon
07-31-2015, 01:17 AM
Hey nothowdy, nice to meet you. I'm mr. Jon. That's a really cute dog you got there man. Really cute.

StayPoasted
07-31-2015, 01:20 AM
That is a cute dog.

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 01:20 AM
Oh, and I'd like to thank whoever allowed my presence on Brokedick Mountain. You're the bee knees.

I'm from SM. Some of us are part of the PEE Coat Club (IT'S A PLAY ON WORDS!!!! PEE LIKE URINE!) Well, to be apart of it you have to be well-off financially, like myself!

http://i58.tinypic.com/2qwfmsp.jpg

I'll give the admin some of my money if he or she continues being a good gal or pal!

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 01:21 AM
Hey nothowdy, nice to meet you. I'm mr. Jon. That's a really cute dog you got there man. Really cute.

Hey, Jon! I love your penis! IT'S BIG AND STRONG!


That is a cute dog.

You can pet her!

Mr. Jon
07-31-2015, 01:27 AM
My penis is solid. It's a 6 incher and a bit thick, we look a bit like penis twins. .. what are the odds? ! I will now join my dick to your thread so they can be linked forever.

http://41.media.tumblr.com/c55f12454708c09a22520197056bd0a3/tumblr_mlmdryRQoO1s8htn8o3_540.jpg

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 01:28 AM
I'm not completely erect in any of the pics I posted, but thanks! We're dick twins!

Take some pics with different chicks. And tell homegirl her pajama pants are FAB-U-LOUS!

Mr. Jon
07-31-2015, 01:29 AM
I don't post current girlfriends anymore, she almost saw her hairy ass back then when I was scrolling.

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 01:31 AM
You just started takin' flicks and pics of a chick with ur dick, semi-recently? Betta pull out the scrapbook, young blood

Mr. Jon
07-31-2015, 01:35 AM
I used to feel guilty and delete when we broke up. Once it was hidden and she somehow tracked it down and deleted it. I've only filmed 4 though, sorry man. What else you got?

Mr. Jon
07-31-2015, 01:40 AM
What kind of dog is it?

Here's my old dog
http://www.pornhub.com/interstitial?viewkey=293043871

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 01:42 AM
Plenty more in the vault. I'm gonna have to do screen shots tho cuz I have more videos than pics :/

2 more

http://i62.tinypic.com/2m28avq.jpg
http://i60.tinypic.com/j7uqtj.jpg

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 01:42 AM
What kind of dog is it?

Here's my old dog
http://www.pornhub.com/interstitial?viewkey=293043871

Your dog's on pornhub? That's dope. Too bad the link didn't work

StayPoasted
07-31-2015, 01:44 AM
Invalid link dogs are the cutest when they're puppies.

Lisa Battery
07-31-2015, 01:46 AM
You want a proper introduction?

http://i60.tinypic.com/2h2iobc.gif

http://i62.tinypic.com/153mzb9.jpg
http://i61.tinypic.com/m998i0.jpg
http://i60.tinypic.com/2vhvkma.jpg
http://i61.tinypic.com/be9cuo.jpg
http://i58.tinypic.com/jqpac4.jpg
http://i61.tinypic.com/2rw6qrr.jpg
http://i58.tinypic.com/124ke12.jpg
http://i59.tinypic.com/aawql0.jpg
http://i62.tinypic.com/2e0v7yp.jpg
TOGTFO

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 01:46 AM
Invalid link dogs are the cutest when they're puppies.

Especially in amateur porn videos!

StayPoasted
07-31-2015, 01:46 AM
What does the TO stand for?

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 01:47 AM
I think 'Tits or'

or Tylenol

Or she really hates Terrell Owens

StayPoasted
07-31-2015, 01:49 AM
Time Outs GET THE FUCK OUT

Lisa Battery
07-31-2015, 01:50 AM
What does the TO stand for?

tits or

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 01:50 AM
Taints or***

BigBoss
07-31-2015, 01:52 AM
I think 'Tits or'

or Tylenol

Or she really hates Terrell Owens

That fucking Terrell Owens.

Mr. Jon
07-31-2015, 01:57 AM
TOGTFO


Can we see yours again? I need something to sober me up real fast

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 03:06 AM
U drink at work, hoe?

Mr. Jon
07-31-2015, 03:08 AM
I could. No one here but me for 12 hours. I have a hangover though, after I pmed you drunk I went and argued with my girl for a solid 4 hours

StayPoasted
07-31-2015, 03:10 AM
Was it about your semi-lite loads?

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 03:13 AM
I could. No one here but me for 12 hours. I have a hangover though, after I pmed you drunk I went and argued with my girl for a solid 4 hours

I used to do that out of boredom. Just to get reactions.

When I would drink around my last ex I'd usually be alone and just talk on the phone while she slept. She was actually pretty fun to drink with, too. *lip quiver*

StayPoasted
07-31-2015, 03:16 AM
Was she the dog?

Mr. Jon
07-31-2015, 03:20 AM
Was it about your semi-lite loads?

I had a bitch fit because she came to me and told me she had a "hey how are you" convo with an ex and I was like biiiitch what you think I trust you or something? What you think I'm confident or something? Shiiiitttt

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 03:26 AM
LOL IRL

Doesn't it suck when you try to look cool and confident after the argument? How during that after argument silence all you do is replay it in ur head and pick out everything u shouldn't of said

Sike

Mr. Jon
07-31-2015, 03:32 AM
Fuck that, if I remembered something I left out I just went back into it. The argument got solved line 4 times and I was like well what about this. ..what about that. .. then I just brought up random shit she did. It was literally 4 hours :rofl:

StayPoasted
07-31-2015, 03:36 AM
BITCH! MY DICK MIGHT BE SMALL BUT YOU KNOW I LOVE BLUEBERRIES IN MY PANCAKE...bitch....

Darkeonz
07-31-2015, 03:40 AM
You know how people who never exercise always post updates and shit on facebook whenever they finally go out for a jog or whatever? ;-D

Mr. Jon
07-31-2015, 03:42 AM
My fat ass ex roommate would post his jogging route only he drove the whole thing

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 03:43 AM
Fuck that, if I remembered something I left out I just went back into it. The argument got solved line 4 times and I was like well what about this. ..what about that. .. then I just brought up random shit she did. It was literally 4 hours :rofl:

Must be awful dating us

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 02:57 PM
I missed you all

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Lisa Battery
07-31-2015, 04:00 PM
Must be awful dating us

Date that fucking thing elsewhere

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 04:01 PM
But he loves you

Lisa Battery
07-31-2015, 04:07 PM
But he loves you

It's your job to care, not mine

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 05:01 PM
Jokes on you. I don't even care about myself.
Except when I run out of toilet paper.

Lisa Battery
07-31-2015, 05:07 PM
I don't think so sony boy jimmy

urkles girlfriend
07-31-2015, 05:08 PM
Put your dog in the oven

Lisa Battery
07-31-2015, 05:10 PM
Fucking crack heads

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 05:48 PM
Put your dog in the oven

Put your mom in a gra.....

Oh.

Well..........at least you got to say goodb....

Oh

Nuffy
07-31-2015, 06:08 PM
JEsus fucking christ...

NotHowdy
07-31-2015, 06:15 PM
Woopsie!

Mr. Jon
07-31-2015, 08:29 PM
JEsus fucking christ...

You started this!

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 12:38 AM
You started this!
FUCK OFF

NotHowdy
08-01-2015, 12:44 AM
Get out of my thread unless you're showing your dick, bitch

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 12:51 AM
Get out of my thread unless you're showing your dick, bitch

Carefull howdy

I'm sure I have one somewhere

NotHowdy
08-01-2015, 12:52 AM
Carefull howdy

I'm sure I have one somewhere

Check your ass

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 12:55 AM
..... I'm gonna run away from anything in my ass

NotHowdy
08-01-2015, 08:54 PM
Hey, guys

https://www.facebook.com/?_rdr=p

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 08:56 PM
I hate facebook

Mr. Jon
08-01-2015, 09:11 PM
I hate facebook

You're doing society a favor by not having one

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 09:31 PM
You're doing society a favor by not having one

GET A LIFE

Mr. Jon
08-01-2015, 09:32 PM
Do you have one?

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 09:36 PM
Do you have one?

Obviously you ass sniffer

Most people do but you are pathetic, you need to leave

Mr. Jon
08-01-2015, 09:37 PM
Obviously you ass sniffer

Most people do but you are pathetic, you need to leave

What do you consider having a life?

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 09:40 PM
What do you consider having a life?

leaving people the fuck alone, having something of yourself to contribute about and I know all about obsession but the way YOU behave is fucking DUMB, PATHETIC and you teally are just a repulsive human being

Unless you can change completely, stay the FUCK away from ME and get a fucking life and get your fucking retard nose out of other people's business then you need to FUCK OFF

I suggest you GTFO of my brokedick section while it's still a choice for you

Mr. Jon
08-01-2015, 09:51 PM
I suggest you get in your rubber tub, grab a brillo pad and try to scrub the ugly away

Lisa Battery
08-01-2015, 09:54 PM
I suggest you get in your rubber tub, grab a brillo pad and try to scrub the ugly away

FUCK OFF

You are SO unwanted and SO dumb

Mr. Jon
08-02-2015, 05:39 AM
Why you gotta be so rude?

Lisa Battery
08-02-2015, 05:42 AM
Why you gotta be so rude?You're no authority on etiquette

FUCK OFF

NotHowdy
08-02-2015, 06:16 AM
Please, stop. This thread was meant for pictures of my penis and I. This thread is for love....not hate..

Lisa Battery
08-02-2015, 06:18 AM
Please, stop. This thread was meant for pictures of my penis and I. This thread is for love....not hate..

Sorry

But that other guy has GOT to go

He is killing every thread

NotHowdy
08-02-2015, 06:19 AM
You're killing time out of your life by dedicating it to Jon. Jon is love. Jon is life.

Lisa Battery
08-02-2015, 06:20 AM
You're killing time out of your life by dedicating it to Jon. Jon is love. Jon is life.

This is MY part of the internet currently

Post at your own risk

And no I'm not that loser milkman and no I am not cyber stalking any of you anywhere

I stole brokedick from ruby

This is MINE

(but ruby owns it)

NotHowdy
08-02-2015, 06:21 AM
This is MY part of the internet currently

Post at your own risk

But me and my friends made it our part. Obviously you're just going to have to deal with it, ya old bitch. :)

Lisa Battery
08-02-2015, 06:24 AM
But me and my friends made it our part. Obviously you're just going to have to deal with it, ya old bitch. :)

Obviously I'm not going to deal with it the way you want

i want Mr. Jon OUT

Mr. Jon
08-02-2015, 06:25 AM
That isn't happening, lisa

Lisa Battery
08-02-2015, 06:28 AM
That isn't happening, lisa

I actually haven't bothered bothering admin about you yet because although you are sucking the joy and life out of every thread I decided I am going to make you kill yourself if you don't just leave

Or one day an admin will just off you or herp you and I'll be so fucking gratefull I'll fuck a carrot on cam

Mr. Jon
08-02-2015, 06:29 AM
An admin let me into this forum. I've already talked to him. He doesn't like you and enjoys me giving you shit

Battery Bits
08-02-2015, 06:30 AM
I'll be so fucking gratefull I'll fuck a carrot on cam


LOL
:dong:

Mr. Jon
08-02-2015, 06:31 AM
LOL
:dong:

You gonna squirt a light load out to that too?

NotHowdy
08-02-2015, 06:31 AM
I want to make my penis into a smiley. I want the juggaho smiley here, too. I miss Mount Faggot.....

NotHowdy
08-02-2015, 06:33 AM
You gonna squirt a light load out to that too?

light loads > watery cum or the opposite? They both make me giggle and vomit.

Lisa Battery
08-02-2015, 06:35 AM
An admin let me into this forum. I've already talked to him. He doesn't like you and enjoys me giving you shit

Oh really?

Ban this pile of shit admin. I'm banning myself until you get rid of this LOSER

Mr. Jon
08-02-2015, 07:50 AM
Oh really?

Ban this pile of shit admin. I'm banning myself until you get rid of this LOSER

I've not seen a single person here that likes you. .. what ever will you do without message boards?

BigBoss
08-02-2015, 07:51 AM
I've not seen a single person here that likes you. .. what ever will you do without message boards?

SHE'LL BE FORCED TO TALK TO REAL PEOPLE TO FULFILL HER SOCIAL NEEDS. Who would do that to another human being? That's downright fucking cruel.

NotHowdy
08-02-2015, 06:10 PM
https://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=100009711288270

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Lisa Battery
08-02-2015, 06:20 PM
SHE'LL BE FORCED TO TALK TO REAL PEOPLE TO FULFILL HER SOCIAL NEEDS. Who would do that to another human being? That's downright fucking cruel.

Not even

NotHowdy
08-02-2015, 09:50 PM
God forbid, right?

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 12:56 PM
Hey

BigBoss
08-03-2015, 05:43 PM
Hey.

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 06:05 PM
That's whats up

Lisa Battery
08-03-2015, 07:26 PM
Oh you're SO social

NotHowdy
08-03-2015, 08:36 PM
http://i61.tinypic.com/zjb8tc.jpg

I like to finger my dirty brown twat. But only over my granny panties so that I can make them stink at much more
http://i60.tinypic.com/15yxchz.jpg

BigBoss
08-03-2015, 08:53 PM
I like to finger my dirty brown twat. But only over my granny panties so that I can make them stink at much more
http://i60.tinypic.com/15yxchz.jpg

This website needs a puke smiley.

Seriously, that was fucking nasty.

Deso > Lisa.