how can i get an awkward, near-suicidal married woman to leave me alone without her going into some depressive deathspiral

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://images.fanpop.com/images/image_uploads/help-me-horror-world-339430_450_302.jpg

[blumpkin blownuts]

doesn't think (doesn't care that) husband still loves her etc

[maks]

"Leave me alone, you stupid annoying cunt".

[blumpkin blownuts]

we've been friends for awhile and i'd really like to keep it that way
as insecure as she is i wish she could see how uncomfortable this is making me

[maks]

"My threads are doing iron man numbers and I don't care anymore".

[Ramen]

just tell iwc that maks thinks her mouth cancer is hot and she'll attach herself to him instead...

[blumpkin blownuts]

i wouldnt fend off iwc even if she has a million husbands

[maks]

drug her, write your forum friend's names on her forehead in marker, have her lick your asshole, and post pictures of the whole affair on /b/

[Ramen]

maks white knighting itt... except he's riding a white wheelchair, not a horse...

[maks]

who am I white knighting exactly? from my perspective I merely made my millionth crack about the 'shit was so ca$h' incident. you should prepare for a million more, because it is never going to stop being funny.

[maks]

I should actually thank you for posting itt and giving me a chance to remind everyone what a gigantic whore you are. and fat. oh my god, so fucking fat.

[Lexi Persimmons]

I thought you was gay. Why is this a problem?

[maks]

let the record show that ramen logged off after I posted that, another flawless victory for marks98

[blumpkin blownuts]

i dont fuck with other guys' women
and if i were to even consider doign so she'd have to have both looks and game and this lady's got neither

[lnopia the great]

faglerchat the grate

[maks]

i dont fuck with other guys' women
and if i were to even consider doign so she'd have to have both looks and game and this lady's got neither

I really don't know what you're asking, bob. You said you wanted her to leave you alone, I promise you that "Leave me alone, you stupid annoying cunt" would make her leave you alone.

ps ramen licks butts

[Ramen]

let the record show that ramen logged off after I posted that, another flawless victory for marks98

don't flatter yourself... toddlers and tiaras is on and that seemed much more entertaining than bickering with a guy in a wheelchair over my buttlicking from 5 years ago...

[blumpkin blownuts]

i just want to be friends with her, no more

[maks]

don't flatter yourself... toddlers and tiaras is on and that seemed much more entertaining than bickering with a guy in a wheelchair over my buttlicking from 5 years ago...

who's bickering? I'm bringing it up because your embarrassing moments are funny to me and nothing you could say is ever going to change that, butt licker

[maks]

i just want to be friends with her, no more

Then say "i just want to be friends with you, no more".

[maks]

also tell her that ramen licks butts, it will lighten the mood

[Lexi Persimmons]

bob, show her your tiny penis and she'll prolly run away.

[Ramen]

i just want to be friends with her, no more

TBH, telling her "leave me alone you stupid cunt" might just pose as a challenge for her...

as a female, just tell her that you are in no way interested and that you just want to be friends and if she can't accept that, then you want nothing to do with her. tell her bluntly. when it comes to stuff like that, you can't dick around and just try to soften the blow because you're worried she might hurt herself. there's no way to reject anyone who's unstable.

[Ramen]

who's bickering? I'm bringing it up because your embarrassing moments are funny to me and nothing you could say is ever going to change that, butt licker

you sound like a child...

[maks]

I like how ramen took my single line suggestion and yapped it up to like 8 sentences without adding anything new

[maks]

you sound like a child...

expect to hear from my lawyer oh so "brave troll".

[Ramen]

expect to hear from my lawyer oh so "brave troll".

and you say i'm a shit poster yet so far i've made the most epic thread on the board...

[maks]

and you say i'm a shit poster yet so far i've made the most epic thread on the board...

if you'd stick to making rage posts full of laughable legal threats all the time I would have no problem with you, but for every post like that there's a thousand vapid insights and uninspired observations and that's where your posting style falls apart

[Ramen]

if you'd stick to making rage posts full of laughable legal threats all the time I would have no problem with you, but for every post like that there's a thousand vapid insights and uninspired observations and that's where your posting style falls apart

i guess we all have our opinions...

[maks]

you'll find a few old schoolers who like you because you've got history between you but you're not going to find a single person who will testify under oath that you're a good poster because you're not. the only things interesting about you are your train-wreck of a personal life and your willingness to backstab anyone and everyone.

[Ramen]

you'll find a few old schoolers who like you because you've got history between you but you're not going to find a single person who will testify under oath that you're a good poster because you're not. the only things interesting about you are your train-wreck of a personal life and your willingness to backstab anyone and everyone.

lol i'm not a backstabber, brah. trust me, i have so much PI on so many posters but because i'm not a back stabber, none of it's come to light... nice try, on that accusation, tho.

[maks]

please you perpetually backstab everyone around you just look at how you treat poor boobz and bob

[doctor remulak]

lol i'm not a backstabber, brah.

I am Doctor Remulak.

[Ramen]

please you perpetually backstab everyone around you just look at how you treat poor boobz and bob

the bob thing was a he said she said that i don't even remember, lol...

boobz? lmao, no i haven't backstabbed him at all..

[maks]

boobz has been nothing but wonderful to you for 6 years and you shit on him every single chance you get and tell everyone the things he says to you in private, if you don't consider that backstabbing you may very well be a sociopath

[maks]

one thing is for sure, though. you're fat and lick butts.

[Ramen]

boobz has been nothing but wonderful to you for 6 years and you shit on him every single chance you get and tell everyone the things he says to you in private, if you don't consider that backstabbing you may very well be a sociopath

lol ok.

[Desolation]

Tell her to shut up and smile goddamn

[maks]

hey desolation did you know that the user RooseveltTHawkins3 is in fact clump who registered a new name to avoid a ban in a direct violation of this forum's rules?

[juji]

the bob thing was a he said she said that i don't even remember, lol...

boobz? lmao, no i haven't backstabbed him at all..

You married a crazy bald killer who does death from above as coward, you should have married with boobz

[maks]

it's a good thing for boobz that she didn't because she's a vile shrew and would have driven him insane

[Ramen]

You married a crazy bald killer who does death from above as coward, you should have married with boobz

LMAO

[blumpkin blownuts]

alack, vile shrew! may thine serpent's tongue shrivel in thine fool's head

[sex with dead people]

lol i'm not a backstabber, brah. trust me, i have so much PI on so many posters but because i'm not a back stabber, none of it's come to light... nice try, on that accusation, tho.

I dare you to post images of my penile area.

[Ramen]

I dare you to post images of my penile area.

i'm not posting anything of anybody's...

[UofLCardfan08]

i just want to be friends with her, no more

ask her to lick your butt, any sensible person would respond with a "no" and go away