I hurt someones feelings....

[NotHowdy]

You're supposed to be the leader. Show come pride, damn you! Stop looking so desperate and emotional. Have you absolutely NO diginity left?

Though I do appreciate the time you're sacrificing. Pointless..yes....but I'm flattered, nonetheless. MWAH!


http://i62.tinypic.com/hve1lf.jpg
http://i57.tinypic.com/34g8qpt.jpg

Chalk another 1 up for SM, fellas. He's lost it.

[NotHowdy]

show SOME* :P

[maks]

Hate to break it to you but I wrote that script 2 years ago to fuck with stompleb, all I did was change it to point at your profile instead. whole thing took 15 seconds, tops

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[maks]

since we're on the subject if complaining to your hosts doesn't pan out I'm going to set a bunch of these loose on your forum so be ready for that

[KKKody]

by the way even dg fears marks

[maks]

you should probably disable new user registration for a while, js

[maks]

I think it's great that you made a thread about it though it's nice when my work gets the appreciation it deserves

[KKKody]

http://i.imgur.com/Z3TV4Tv.gif

[Nuffy]

Hahahaha that's funny.

[NotHowdy]

"nerd talk...blah blah........ moreinternet threats...........blah blah........more replies..........blah blah.....notifications....repeat*

I can picture you sitting on your disgusting desktop with empty sodas and bags of chips, starying at the keyboard yelling, "I'LL SHOW YOU! I'LL KEEP GIVING YOU NOTIFICATIONS DEMANDING YOU LEAVE!"

Greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat job, Maksi Poo. Mwah

[NotHowdy]

Hahahaha that's funny.

I know. He's losing his shit. Didn't even take 48 hours. I think it's a record for how fast this one cracked.

[maks]

Hahahaha that's funny.

especially since it took him longer to screen capture and draw his stupid arrow than it did for me to sic the script on him, that's my favorite part

[NotHowdy]

especially since it took him longer to screen capture and draw his stupid arrow than it did for me to sic the script on him, that's my favorite part

Aww. Now Maksi Poo is playing it down!

Not sure if he's more homtoional because listened to him when he told us NOT to come here......ORRRRR that when we DID get here, all we do is bully him and have him resort to more useless threats and spamming my PMs? Hmmmmm...

OUCH! These unread notifications are hurting me. STOP!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OGFqUzqTVaA

[maks]

you spent 10 minutes taking 2 different screenshots, stitching them together, drawing an arrow, uploading the image, and writing a 40 line post about it. yeah, it bothered you. it still does, even more so now that this thread backfired.

[maks]

I'll bet the worst part though is that there's not a damn thing you can do about it

[NotHowdy]

Your plan backfired and this thread is yet another point on how much of a pathetic wreck you are.
You aren't built for this.

And did you really just say, 'AND THERES NOTHING YOU CAN DO ABOUT IT' in regards to sending me the word 'LEAVE' a bunch of times? :rofl::rofl::rofl: Or maybe that was in regards to the thread you STILL haven't shut down and won't?

Everyone is watching you crumble. It literally took within 48 hours to do this. Easiest one, yet! Keep replying though. You're making this thread even more perfect.

[Potato]

E-thuggery at its finest going on in here.

[NotHowdy]

He's doing drive-by PMs!

[maks]

This forum will be OK, as always. All's he going to do is eventually piss off the wrong people here. Look how irritated I got him, myself. He doesn't want the big boys to come out and play.

We have trolls who are a million times better at playing the game he's trying, too. I feel bad for what's probably going to come of this.


yeah this is what a trolling forum looks like



Thats an awful feeling man. What makes you think that?




Sorry to hear that bro. Hit me up



it her down and just talk your way into the truth. Try the question game. Be nonchalant about it. They always end up slipping. Or sit her down, be kind, make her feel extremely comfortable and beat around the bush. Make her feel as if every thing is OK and that you just want the truth so that you can figure out what's wrong so you can work on it. Your suffering has to amount to something with her. Make sure to tell her if she loves you or DID love you, then be real. Out of respect for the memories ya'll have made and life you have built together.



I hope he's just paranoid. A cheating girlfriend is one thing, a cheating wife is another. Permanent damage to a man.



My rule has been if you ever feel you have to go through your chicks shit to find the truth, then you should just dip. Because you'll never feel confident, and you'll drive yourself nuts.



We'll be here to comfort you with much lulz and choco tacos in the mean time.


courtesy of sensativecaringpals.org *HUGZ!!!*

[maks]

what are you going to do reassure me to death

[Potato]

potato

[maks]

potato

YOU'RE NOT VALIDATING MY EMPATHY VERY MUCH RIGHT NOW YOU MEAN AWFUL TROLL

[NotHowdy]

So............your attempt at trolling is going to a forum and posing as a member who hardly posts.....then getting exposed and immediately telling us not to come to your forum.......followed by people not listening to you, going to your forum and bullying you to the point of you wanting to shut us down and you spamming my PMs with the word 'Leave'?


.................Good one?

[maks]

We'll be here to comfort you with much lulz and choco tacos

yeah take that bitch, fucking owned

[maks]

So............your attempt at trolling is going to a forum and posing as a member who hardly posts.....then getting exposed and immediately telling us not to come to your forum.......followed by none of us listening, some of us going to your forum and bullying you to the point of you wanting to shut us down and you spamming my PMs with the word 'Leave'?


.................Good one?

spoken like a guy who's never even met an internet troll

[maks]

maybe you should stop by urban dictionary and look up the definition

[NotHowdy]

You're a sad little man, Maksi Poo...............Sad, sad little man

[maks]

You're a sad little man, Maksi Poo...............Sad, sad little man

yeah I should register at therapysession.org so you guys can hold my hand and tell me it's going to be alright

[Potato]

Maks, she be a mighty troll.

[NotHowdy]

She be sensitive

[NotHowdy]

yeah I should register at therapysession.org so you guys can hold my hand and tell me it's going to be alright

GOOD ONE!

http://i57.tinypic.com/29fsha1.jpg

Website jokes ALWAYS KILL!


(nerd)

Now hurry up ruin my forum!

[maks]

hooklineandsinker.org deserves a lot of the credit, they made it look really easy

[Potato]

She's so funny, lol, but the internet be a scary place with angry ladies like maks....

Such troll
Many wit

[maks]

are you autistic?

[maks]

potato please make this your avatar

http://i.imgur.com/QYDoKOQ.png

[NotHowdy]

hooklineandsinker.org deserves a lot of the credit, they made it look really easy

As easy as your ashamed mother disowning you?

Joking. I'm sure you still live with her.

[Potato]

Hahahaha, there she is with the funny again.

[maks]

As easy as your ashamed mother disowning you?

Joking. I'm sure you still live with her.

aw shit, he's breaking out the mom jokes, things are about to get real

[NotHowdy]

aw shit, he's breaking out the mom jokes, things are about to get real

Aww shit! Almost as real as your e-gangster drive-by PM's to me!

DON'T SHOOT!

[maks]

Aww shit! Almost as real as your e-gangster drive-by PM's to me!

DON'T SHOOT!

we're nearing the end of page 2 of the thread you made to whine about it, I'd call that a success

[maks]

:smalldog::smalldog::bigdog:

[Potato]

Page 2, you must be so proud,
Even Lisa got more replies.


How does that make you FEEEEEL.

[maks]

I really miss the bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig tag

[maks]

Page 2, you must be so proud,
Even Lisa got more replies.


How does that make you FEEEEEL.

Like poasting on a forum full of my best buds who were all drawn together by a love of insane clown posse and a mutual ineptness at making friends in real life <3

[Potato]

Like poasting on a forum full of my best buds who were all drawn together by a love of insane clown posse and a mutual ineptness at making friends in real life <3

Woot woot

[maks]

they're a tough crowd, sometimes they wisecrack a little too much while they're helping me work out my feelings, but I wouldn't trade them for the world *HUGZ*

[Potato]

You say that, but I suspect you might be trolling, I just cant tell because you're such a top troll.

[Nuffy]

Who is the bottom to his top?

Is there a power bottom involved? Maybe a twink versatile?

[maks]

Who is the bottom to his top?

Is there a power bottom involved? Maybe a twink versatile?

what are you even doing with these people, you posts are clever like 15% of the time you can do better

[NotHowdy]

Let'em be potato. He doesn't even comprehend he's trying to defend himself in a thread dedicated to how crazy he's going. E-Thugging PM Drive-By's and horrible deflections are all he seems to be decent for.

[Nuffy]

22% of my posts are poasts.

[maks]

Let'em be potato. He doesn't even comprehend he's trying to defend himself in a thread dedicated to how crazy he's going. E-Thugging PM Drive-By's and horrible deflections are all he seems to be decent for.

I'm proud of you sticking to the 3 lines per post rule, they're still awful and unreadable but at least they're short

[Nuffy]

I fucking hate iphones. What was I thinking?

[NotHowdy]

I'm proud of you sticking to the 3 lines per post rule, they're still awful and unreadable but at least they're short

I'm proud of you for deflecting, as usual. Awful troll and poor poster.... but you certainly are persistent! Cheers

[maks]

deflecting what? it's impossible to grep your point, your posts read like they were put together with a random word generator

[Nuffy]

Well this is terrific.

[Richard Tucker]

I don't think Howdy is doing as good of a job as he seems to think he is.

[Richard Tucker]

Call it a hunch...

[skittles]

Banning potatos like a boss.
Troll lord maks is a harsh mistress.

[maks]

Banning potatos like a boss.
Troll lord maks is a harsh mistress.

I'm not a mod you retard

[maks]

I don't think Howdy is doing as good of a job as he seems to think he is.

gotta give him credit for trying I guess, he was put in an impossible situation

[NotHowdy]

I don't think Howdy is doing as good of a job as he seems to think he is.

Obviously

[Nuffy]

Look at my sexy dick.

[Lisa Battery]

I don't think Howdy is doing as good of a job as he seems to think he is.

Fuck off milkman

[NotHowdy]

Poor Milkman

[Richard Tucker]

Fuck off milkman

I can't even tell if you're being serious or not.

[Nuffy]

I wonder why she thinks you're Jon?

[Richard Tucker]

I have no idea. I even posted on SM that someone else registered my name here.

I think its funny though.

[NotHowdy]

All Americans look the same, d'uh

[NotHowdy]

I have no idea. I even posted on SM that someone else registered my name here.

I think its funny though.

Shut up, Jon

[BigBoss]

Poor Milkman

He always gets the worst of it.



22% of my posts are poasts.

Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh more like 20/80.


You say that, but I suspect you might be trolling, I just cant tell because you're such a top troll.

He's not just any troll. He's among the legendary likes of Russell.


He's doing drive-by PMs!

Hit the deck!

[Nuffy]

How fucking Dare you... my actual number is 22%!

[Lisa Battery]

It doesn't matter if you are or aren't and if you aren't I kill two birds with one stone anyway milkfag

[Nuffy]

I have been crowned king...

[BigBoss]

See. Psychotic gibberish.

[Nuffy]

She doesn't even count anymore. I've won.

[majorcum]

Hate to break it to you but I wrote that script 2 years ago to fuck with stompleb, all I did was change it to point at your profile instead. whole thing took 15 seconds, tops

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[majorcum]

I think it's great that you made a thread about it though it's nice when my work gets the appreciation it deserves

[majorcum]

especially since it took him longer to screen capture and draw his stupid arrow than it did for me to sic the script on him, that's my favorite part
lol

[majorcum]

you spent 10 minutes taking 2 different screenshots, stitching them together, drawing an arrow, uploading the image, and writing a 40 line post about it. yeah, it bothered you. it still does, even more so now that this thread backfired.

[majorcum]

I'll bet the worst part though is that there's not a damn thing you can do about it

[majorcum]

what are you going to do reassure me to death

[majorcum]

We'll be here to comfort you with much lulz and choco tacos

yeah take that bitch, fucking owned

[majorcum]

spoken like a guy who's never even met an internet troll

[majorcum]

maybe you should stop by urban dictionary and look up the definition

[majorcum]

yeah I should register at therapysession.org so you guys can hold my hand and tell me it's going to be alright

[majorcum]

hooklineandsinker.org deserves a lot of the credit, they made it look really easy

[maks]

summaryos666

[majorcum]

aw shit, he's breaking out the mom jokes, things are about to get real

[majorcum]

we're nearing the end of page 2 of the thread you made to whine about it, I'd call that a success

[majorcum]

Like poasting on a forum full of my best buds who were all drawn together by a love of insane clown posse and a mutual ineptness at making friends in real life <3

[majorcum]

DOWNZ WIT DA KLOWNZ

[majorcum]

they're a tough crowd, sometimes they wisecrack a little too much while they're helping me work out my feelings, but I wouldn't trade them for the world *HUGZ*

[majorcum]

I'm proud of you sticking to the 3 lines per post rule, they're still awful and unreadable but at least they're short

[majorcum]

deflecting what? it's impossible to grep your point, your posts read like they were put together with a random word generator

[majorcum]

gotta give him credit for trying I guess, he was put in an impossible situation

[majorcum]

I get down with the clown when my mom's not around !

[maks]

I started to lose steam towards the end because I was helping elz set up postfix in another window but honestly it's not like male lisa takes a whole lot of concentration every one of his replies is essentially a 50 line long "NO, U!"

[maks]

at least the other guy understands the basics of sarcasm, male lisa should pay attention he might learn something

[majorcum]

I haven't read a single post by any of them

[Lisa Battery]

I get down with the clown when my mom's not around !

LOL

[Lisa Battery]

Boys are being mean

[maks]

I haven't read a single post by any of them

don't bother they're awful. they have a lisa analogue and a cody analogue and I'm still trying to decide who the other one is, he's got good sentence structure and seems to know what he's talking about but he's not funny at all, maybe jamlayfa or something

[majorcum]

lisa you really sicked the fucking clowns on us this time!

[Lisa Battery]

*circus music runs through head*

[majorcum]

No,...Lisa.... These clowns you've released they're...... they're Twisted.

[maks]

speaking of easymode male lisa has been lurking for the last half hour but he's apparently afraid to weigh in if I'm not outnumbered 5 to 1, not sure why it thinks it matters I still ripped him apart with zero effort when his friends were here to back him up

[maks]

and yeah he's still active his profile says he read this thread 3 minutes ago probably over there shaking uncontrollably and sobbing quietly to himself

[majorcum]

yeah right heabout to bring a hurtin on yo ass boy! he's downs with the clowns!!!!??!JUGGAHO

[maks]

no dude seriously they might pose like they're big bad suburban white boy rap fans but their forum is literally the dr phil show it's all caring and support and hey man we're bros right I love you man you mean so much to me

[maks]

have a choco taco (it's funny because they don't make those anymore)

[NotHowdy]

No lurking. I do appreciate you playing 'look out' for me, however. The time you dedicate to me makes me blush. Unfortunate for you... you aren't the only person consumed with me, sadly. Sorry, darling.

It's funny that you call me 'Male Lisa' considering you're more delusional than she is. Nuffy called you out for that, as well. Though, I am a bit insulted considering if you haven't noticed, my dick is certainly bigger than hers! (And ass nicer :P)

You suggest that it was your plan for us to come here, yet, the only thing that came out of it was us making a complete mockery of your forum.... one of your beloved members retiring from the board......... and you E-Thugging my PM box telling me to leave (after you whined that you're the one responsible for inviting us here). Hmmmm.... Good plan.

If you haven't noticed (even thought it's evident), hardly anybody from SM has even bothered to waste time bullying you all. Nuffy along with myself a few others came here merely to entertain ourselves. And according to the views on SM-related threads, we're not the only ones :)

The traffic for this forum is a bit pathetic. You should be sucking my dick for all the value I've brought here, thus far. You will soon enough. Mwah

Go deny that you read this. Doesn't matter because as I said, everybody else will. :)

[NotHowdy]

And oh yeah...enjoy your late-night conversation with Major Cum. He looks like greaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat conversation. You know, with the whole lack of grammar and not able to complete sentences, thing. Lot of geniuses around here. Not sad, at all! Thanks for proving our point. It's flattering to know we're the topic of your cute little late night discussions! Hope your girl talk lasts into the wee hours of the morning. Bye, princess'

[Lisa Battery]

No lurking. I do appreciate you playing 'look out' for me, however. The time you dedicate to me makes me blush. Unfortunate for you... you aren't the only person consumed with me, sadly. Sorry, darling.

It's funny that you call me 'Male Lisa' considering you're more delusional than she is. Nuffy called you out for that, as well. Though, I am a bit insulted considering if you haven't noticed, my dick is certainly bigger than hers! (And ass nicer :P)

You suggest that it was your plan for us to come here, yet, the only thing that came out of it was us making a complete mockery of your forum.... one of your beloved members retiring from the board......... and you E-Thugging my PM box telling me to leave (after you whined that you're the one responsible for inviting us here). Hmmmm.... Good plan.

If you haven't noticed (even thought it's evident), hardly anybody from SM has even bothered to waste time bullying you all. Nuffy along with myself a few others came here merely to entertain ourselves. And according to the views on SM-related threads, we're not the only ones :)

The traffic for this forum is a bit pathetic. You should be sucking my dick for all the value I've brought here, thus far. You will soon enough. Mwah

Go deny that you read this. Doesn't matter because as I said, everybody else will. :)
i think you'll find this is what happens next when you think he is "lurking"

Also tldr

[Lisa Battery]

Actually that is a lie, I will read it now lol

[Lisa Battery]

But I haven't read it yet
but I will now

[Lisa Battery]

No lurking. I do appreciate you playing 'look out' for me, however. The time you dedicate to me makes me blush. Unfortunate for you... you aren't the only person consumed with me, sadly. Sorry, darling.

It's funny that you call me 'Male Lisa' considering you're more delusional than she is. Nuffy called you out for that, as well. Though, I am a bit insulted considering if you haven't noticed, my dick is certainly bigger than hers! (And ass nicer :P)

You suggest that it was your plan for us to come here, yet, the only thing that came out of it was us making a complete mockery of your forum.... one of your beloved members retiring from the board......... and you E-Thugging my PM box telling me to leave (after you whined that you're the one responsible for inviting us here). Hmmmm.... Good plan.

If you haven't noticed (even thought it's evident), hardly anybody from SM has even bothered to waste time bullying you all. Nuffy along with myself a few others came here merely to entertain ourselves. And according to the views on SM-related threads, we're not the only ones :)

The traffic for this forum is a bit pathetic. You should be sucking my dick for all the value I've brought here, thus far. You will soon enough. Mwah

Go deny that you read this. Doesn't matter because as I said, everybody else will. :)
i'm a lot smarter than you

[Lisa Battery]

Because of that I'm not reading anymore

[Lisa Battery]

In fact even maks is smarter than you

[skittles]

What the fuck.

[Lisa Battery]

What the fuck.

It's ok.

Would you believe this is all inadvertent?

[Lisa Battery]

i know what it looks like, I know what you are thinking

I'M INSIDE YOUR MIND MAN

But this was inadvertent happenstance and my actions are not directed at anyone in particular if I indeed am found to have done any action at all other than just my usual follies on message boards

[Lisa Battery]

*disclaimer*

[majorcum]

no dude seriously they might pose like they're big bad suburban white boy rap fans but their forum is literally the dr phil show it's all caring and support and hey man we're bros right I love you man you mean so much to me
fam-a-ly! fam-a-ly! fam-a-ly! fam-a-ly!

[majorcum]

have a choco taco (it's funny because they don't make those anymore)
wow really that sucks probably because their forum mentioned them

[Richard Tucker]

Who over there acts like tough suburban rap fans? Have you seen our pictures? The place is full of dorks. I think Howdy is our only genuine wigger.

[Nuffy]

A bag of mulch!

[BigBoss]

Who over there acts like tough suburban rap fans? Have you seen our pictures? The place is full of dorks. I think Howdy is our only genuine wigger.

And besides me looking like Necro JR., SM is full of trolls and nerds.

....And it's still 100x more active than this website. Isn't that funny?

We've given them the most activity they've had in years.

Also, Choco Tacos are s SM meme. Figured you'd know that for all the research you did on our site on Markie Paul. You must've went back all the way to 2011 to read threads. I am very thrilled that you find us special enough to spend that much time on our forum though.

[Nuffy]

There is no point in arguing with these people.

[BigBoss]

There is no point in arguing with these people.

It's not an argument when one is clearly right and the other is clearly wrong.

[skittles]

I don't know if these cunts know if they are coming or going....

[Nuffy]

Apparently Jack makes Lisa come daily...

[skittles]

By the looks of it, he mightn't be flavor of the month now she got you over here...

[Nuffy]

my dicks to fat, won't fit in the computer.

[skittles]

Instructions unclear, dick caught in hard drive.

[urkles girlfriend]

Who over there acts like tough suburban rap fans? Have you seen our pictures? The place is full of dorks. I think Howdy is our only genuine wigger.

flat brimmed hats

[Nuffy]

I want to start doing drugs right now, but I feel like its too early.

[majorcum]

nice of you all to stop by visit us any time

[Antisera]

I haven't read a single post by any of them

To simulate, just go ahead and pee yourself in the middle of an aquarium. Quickly break a tank and make your smooth getaway!

[Poopalew]

I want to start doing drugs right now, but I feel like its too early.

This then was the situation facing the government at.

[BigBoss]

I can't understand a single post of yours.

[Poopalew]

I can't understand a single post of yours.

The constant torment and ridicule.

[BigBoss]

No it wasn't ridicule. It was just a statement.

I REALLY can't understand what the fuck you're trying to say half the time.

[majorcum]

To simulate, just go ahead and pee yourself in the middle of an aquarium. Quickly break a tank and make your smooth getaway!

[Poopalew]

No it wasn't ridicule. It was just a statement.

I REALLY can't understand what the fuck you're trying to say half the time.

This fucking guy was ugly!

[Lisa Battery]

Apparently Jack makes Lisa come daily...

Not today

[Poopalew]

Not today

one two three four.

[NotHowdy]

Jack's a sex machine. Watch him get down

[Poopalew]

Jack's a sex machine. Watch him get down

Wanna go for a skate?

[Lisa Battery]

Fuck off m0nde

[NotHowdy]

Wanna go for a skate?

Only if we can hold hands and make out afterwards

[Poopalew]

Only if we can hold hands and make out afterwards

We can I be so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night?

[NotHowdy]

How*

Open up and say 'aahh' ;)

[KKKody]

poopalew is a bot btw

[Nuffy]

Trouble brewing between the happy couple?

[KKKody]

being poor causes a lot of stress on a relationship

[NotHowdy]

I have faith in them. They'll succeed. It's a shame that she probably ruined it already. Now Jack won't go and give us lulz

[Nuffy]

I wouldn't know. I'm rich and have been for quite some time.

Still suck at relationships though.

[NotHowdy]

Let me go to your big house.

[KKKody]

I have faith They'll give us lulz

ftfy

[KKKody]

btw when i got to SM remember me saying lisa starts off on a broke fuck to make someone lonely and with money jealous.

welp.

[Poopalew]

I wouldn't know. I'm rich and have been for quite some time.

Still suck at relationships though.

wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder

[Nuffy]

Let me go to your big house.

Come on through. Its not a huge house, just under 3,000 Sqft. But I like it. No pool, so I'm basically a bum. But theres a pool at the club.

[Nuffy]

btw when i got to SM remember me saying lisa starts off on a broke fuck to make someone lonely and with money jealous.

welp.

Well, I played right into her plan. Im so lonely and jealous. I can't wait to give Lisa my hard earned drug dealer money.

[BigBoss]

Well, I played right into her plan. Im so lonely and jealous. I can't wait to give Lisa my hard earned drug dealer money.

Ikr. Jack totally fucked that opportunity up.

[Lisa Battery]

Well, I played right into her plan. Im so lonely and jealous. I can't wait to give Lisa my hard earned drug dealer money.

Haaaaaaaaaaa

[Lisa Battery]

No I'm taking a step back

He tried lying to me (not the smartest move) and he evoked jealousy from me (also not a good idea), I hate his friend. Also he didn't put out and went got fucked instead.

So you know.... screw him.

[BigBoss]

poopalew is a bot btw

Somebody made a bot that creates posts out of old Lisa posts (and added variables/strings)? These guys must have a lot going on in their lives.

[Lisa Battery]

Somebody made a bot that creates posts out of old Lisa posts (and added variables/strings)? These guys must have a lot going on in their lives.

It's a m0nde bot

m0nde bots are really poorly done and unfunny, just like m0nde

[BigBoss]

No I'm taking a step back

He tried lying to me (not the smartest move) and he evoked jealousy from me (also not a good idea), I hate his friend. Also he didn't put out and went got fucked instead.

So you know.... screw him.

In what way did he (///jack///) lie to you and fuck up his chances with you?

Please, do tell.

[Poopalew]

No I'm taking a step back

He tried lying to me (not the smartest move) and he evoked jealousy from me (also not a good idea), I hate his friend. Also he didn't put out and went got fucked instead.

So you know.... screw him.

M0nde can shove that AIDS medicine up jer ass!

[Lisa Battery]

In what way did Jack lie to you and fuck up his chances with you?

Please, do tell.
He thought I would be mad if he told me what drugs he took so when I asked him the past couple of days he would try and tell me he had just had a joint which is stupid because I'm not fucking stupid and I take blatant lying to me as a direct insult. Then also I don't like or trust that his "friend" has his best interests at heart and then he doesn't put out because he runs off to get fucked instead.

So I'm gonna get fucked one day and yeah I'm annoyed at him.

[Nuffy]

No I'm taking a step back

He tried lying to me (not the smartest move) and he evoked jealousy from me (also not a good idea), I hate his friend. Also he didn't put out and went got fucked instead.

So you know.... screw him.

Are we talking about Jack?

So everyone here had a prediction that before the end of the week you would be done with him.

Thats fucking hilarious.

[Lisa Battery]

M0nde can shove that AIDS medicine up jer ass!

Fuck off loser

[Nuffy]

He thought I would be mad if he told me what drugs he took so when I asked him the past couple of days he would try and tell me he had just had a joint which is stupid because I'm not fucking stupid and I take blatant lying to me as a direct insult. Then also I don't like or trust that his "friend" has his best interests at heart and then he doesn't put out because he runs off to get fucked instead.

So I'm gonna get fucked one day and yeah I'm annoyed at him.

Awwww, you guys,

[Lisa Battery]

Are we talking about Jack?

So everyone here had a prediction that before the end of the week you would be done with him.

Thats fucking hilarious.
There is nothing to be "done" with

[Lisa Battery]

Like all you fucking retards

I played with Donny in an online capacity

I still fucking like him

But I'm AM pissed off at him and I'm taking a step back metaphorically

[Nuffy]

Bullshit, you guys were in love. Jack was going to steal a ring from walmart and everything.

[Lisa Battery]

LOL @ Nuffy

He'll live, I'll live

He wasn't going to do shit

[Richard Tucker]

He was going to stop doing drugs for you.

[Richard Tucker]

You turned his life around.

[Lisa Battery]

Who said that?

[BigBoss]

I played with Donny in an online capacity


By getting into intense talks about what drugs you/he were using at the time?

[Lisa Battery]

By getting into intense talks about what drugs you/he were using at the time?
I smoke weed

And what kind of retard bum fuck question is that?

[NotHowdy]

Bullshit, you guys were in love. Jack was going to steal a ring from walmart and everything.

Give him a bit more credit

http://i58.tinypic.com/2h7nf2f.jpg

[Battery Bits]

Hey Lisa I'm sorry.

I still got all the time in the world for you. I shouldn't have lied, you can read me like a book.

My boy will be moving out soon.

[majorcum]

We can I be so thirsty this morning when I drank so much last night?

[majorcum]

wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder wonder

[BigBoss]

Hey Lisa I'm sorry.

I still got all the time in the world for you. I shouldn't have lied, you can read me like a book.

My boy will be moving out soon.

Is your "boy" your Dad?







It's your Dad huh.

[Battery Bits]

Is your "boy" your Dad?







It's your Dad huh.

Nahh my dad's dead.

[Lisa Battery]

Is your "boy" your Dad?







It's your Dad huh.no it's some skin head who is my age who just got out of jail for being a dumb fuck and who sleeps on his mum's couch

[Battery Bits]

I'd rather talk to youuuu.

[NotHowdy]

Oooooooh, how the tables have turned.

Well done, Jackie Boy. I see ya ;)

[Lisa Battery]

i didn't mind at first because I thought you know he's just a mate and a bit older and might keep you grounded and just you know... be a normal mate

But I have decided he is shit

[Lisa Battery]

Oooooooh, how the tables have turned.

Well done, Jackie Boy. I see ya ;)

You're so dumb.

STFU and show me your dick.

[Battery Bits]

I love Lisa, but $200 worth of free crack is $200 worth of free crack.
Still no doap. That was my prob.

[Battery Bits]

I like Lisa better.

[Lisa Battery]

Oh yeah free crack is the best

i love free crack

*backhand*

[NotHowdy]

Jack picked crack over Lisa...............



















:rofl:

[Lisa Battery]

Lol

[NotHowdy]

You're so dumb.

STFU and show me your dick.

You've seen it enough. Your turn

[Lisa Battery]

You've seen it enough. Your turn

Fair cop

[Nuffy]

I love Lisa, but $200 worth of free crack is $200 worth of free crack.
Still no doap. That was my prob.

You can not argue with this logic.

[Lisa Battery]

LOL :facepalm:

[Battery Bits]

Word Nuffy right?
We go hard every day.
Kinda glad I can just be myself.
Not like I was buggin.
I love her and know she still cares.

[NotHowdy]

It appears that it should have been Jack who made a thread with this title.

[Battery Bits]

It ain't -my- money so fuck it.

[Battery Bits]

I love her.

[Lisa Battery]

Word Nuffy right?
We go hard every day.
Kinda glad I can just be myself.
Not like I was buggin.
I love her and know she still cares.
OMG you need to duck

[NotHowdy]

You chose drugs over cyber sex, you selfish bastard

[Lisa Battery]

Ugh

Just for this I'm going to cyber fuck everybody

[Nuffy]

Hahaha

:rofl:

[Lisa Battery]

in the same fucking breath he tried to ask me not to play with any other guys online and didn't want details if I get fucked IRL

I'm probably going to hurt you now Donny

[BigBoss]

Cyber sex is still a thing? I thought that shit died in the 90's with AOL.

[Poopalew]

You can not argue with this logic.

Animals as a category have several characteristics that generally set them apart from other living things.

[Nuffy]

If you weren't so fucking awful, and atrocious... no... I still couldn't...

[Lisa Battery]

If you weren't so fucking awful, and atrocious... no... I still couldn't...

Oh please

There are easier options than you

I only want you for your posts

[Lisa Battery]

Cyber sex is still a thing? I thought that shit died in the 90's with AOL.
No it's not really a thing lol

[Battery Bits]

Do what you gotta do.

I woulda put out for you last night you know, but OK.

[BigBoss]

Oh please

There are easier options than you


Like, say, Jack for example?

[Battery Bits]

I bet you'll miss me Lisa.

[Nuffy]

Animals as a category have several characteristics that generally set them apart from other living things.

:rofl:


Ok... you are quickly becoming my favorite.

[Nuffy]

Oh please

There are easier options than you

I only want you for your posts

And my big ole fat dick.

[Lisa Battery]

Like, say, Jack for example?

That'd be ONE

[Lisa Battery]

And my big ole fat dick.

;)

[NotHowdy]

Our penis' took over this forum.

[Lisa Battery]

I bet you'll miss me Lisa.

Ok

[Nuffy]

Our penis' took over this forum.

Psychopathic records are geniuses...

[NotHowdy]

I wonder if Jack will continue to post here if him and Lisa stop talking. Doesn't seem like he has many friends here.

Well, Jack. Will ya?

[Lisa Battery]

Do what you gotta do.

I woulda put out for you last night you know, but OK.

Nope.

were too busy getting fucked

Gotta make yourself usefull bitch

[NotHowdy]

Psychopathic records are geniuses...


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_wO8toxinoc

[BigBoss]

Here comes the chorus, but I got no hook.

[Nuffy]

I feel like the minute Lisa starts in on someone else, calling them bubble and talking about e-fucking... Jack will probably overdose on heroin.

[Lisa Battery]

Our penis' took over this forum.

You're the community penis

[NotHowdy]

You're the community penis

Pass it around

[Lisa Battery]

I feel like the minute Lisa starts in on someone else, calling them bubble and talking about e-fucking... Jack will probably overdose on heroin.

I think he'll survive me

[Lisa Battery]

Pass it around

When I'm done

[Battery Bits]

I wonder if Jack will continue to post here if him and Lisa stop talking. Doesn't seem like he has many friends here.

Well, Jack. Will ya?

Maybe, idk. You know I like the other place better.



I feel like the minute Lisa starts in on someone else, calling them bubble and talking about e-fucking... Jack will probably overdose on heroin.

LOL nahh.

[StayPoasted]

Rack Jewbie

[Poopalew]

Maybe, idk. You know I like the other place better.




LOL nahh.

Or at this point would it be like an L to the rest of the world.

[KKKody]

http://i.imgur.com/vUUiaSx.jpg?1

[ewokmyweewok]

myg0t was here