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NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 03:43 PM
How are you?

I've been aware of this forum's existence for quite some time. Well, since the (unfortunate) SM arrival of one particular infamous pink creature - that we're all but too familiar of. I blame you for her entry into SM's world, however, just because I fault you, I never planned to come here. She's brought some form of entertainment - whether it's everyone making her lose what's left of her mind, or her relationship with our bastard child, Jack. I love you, Jackie Boy.

It honestly wasn't until one of your natives felt it necessary to come to us with demands, that I decided to see what's going on here. I found his/her initiative cute and can't help but to admire the internet confidence brought forth...but that's a no-no, my darlings. Our presence here will be even more potent from now on. I'm not suggesting I'm here strictly to act as some type of nuisance and irritation to you all....but hey, the innernets is serious business ;)

And hey, this place is bland. I'm more attractive than any member here (both male and female). You will be not just thanking me, but also sucking my dick (all in due time). You will praise the appearance of my SM friends and I :)

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Oh yeah.... I appreciate the time you all took out of your one life to read this. Plenty more attention shall be sacrificed. C'mon. Ya can't help it. I am accepting PM's. Shoot.

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 03:46 PM
Jesus fucking Christ Howdy.

BigBoss
07-28-2015, 03:48 PM
http://www.nma-fallout.com/signaturepics/sigpic85959_1.gif

Battery Bits
07-28-2015, 03:49 PM
nWo shit bro.
Wolfpac in the house.
You wanna get with the genetically modified freak? The freakzilla? Peaks 4 the freaks, my freak. Holla, if you hear me.
Nothing but love, Howdy.
Wave it loud, wave it proud.
:jizz:

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 03:50 PM
Wait... what?

urkles girlfriend
07-28-2015, 03:55 PM
I'd say...
Next March, as planned, I go out there with a knot, take care of Lisa, blow it out the frame, and stay for a couple weeks.
Actually moving out there to work is a logistical nightmare, although I really want to.
I'd like to start my own business restoring cars, or some kinda eBay hustle out there. Enough to live 'dece.
I'll also be selling music by then. I dunno if Lisa told you, but I rap doap and play guitar. My albums are coming along sweet, and I'm already signed and have promotion.
Maybe rock some gigs out there for free beer tokens. Maybe I'll be a performance artist every year during tourist season, and be one of them human statues for tips.
I'm gonna stay until my knot of Australia money gets light, then go back to being online lovers.
I banked my first $100 on it today. Only $4900 to go! :smile:
Got a nice new job lined up in September. That's when I'll -really- start saving.
I won't have any problem getting some time off, if I tell them soon enough.
For everyone thinking I'll have a mental breakdown and bring the drama to this place, no fucking way.
I'm far too chill. It's why my overweight scrub-ass still pulls lots of women.
I'm genuinely nice, and have all the time in the world for Lisa.
It is what it is, and if she wanted to cut me loose, I'd move on amicably instead of talking shit on here.
I really enjoy our relationship tho. I know she does too.
She's an absolute dream, even when she's grouchy.
Even when she says she loves other guys or they're hawt, I sleep well knowing she has me when she wants.
It's the key to success.
Sup guys?

Nuffy
07-28-2015, 03:59 PM
Yeh... thats delusion at its finest.

majorcum
07-28-2015, 04:03 PM
great thread great posts glad to have you all here friends at the perfect time

urkles girlfriend
07-28-2015, 04:04 PM
try coconut oil

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 04:04 PM
Ugly

KKKody
07-28-2015, 04:07 PM
:barryuh:
:niglet:
:azula:
:bane:

urkles girlfriend
07-28-2015, 04:08 PM
why is there an azule in our smilies

Battery Bits
07-28-2015, 04:08 PM
Hey, I'm gonna make that happen whether y'all think so or not.
Lisa is doap ho. Totally worth all the hassle and months of planning.
I'm gonna visit and have fun. Nothing else I'd rather do.

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 04:08 PM
I'm just glad I can post pictures of my penis here. Thank, God.

urkles girlfriend
07-28-2015, 04:10 PM
Hey, I'm gonna make that happen whether y'all think so or not.
Lisa is doap ho. Totally worth all the hassle and months of planning.
I'm gonna visit and have fun. Nothing else I'd rather do.

When I started e-dating the admin, he flew me down to Texas like 3 weeks after we started talking.

urkles girlfriend
07-28-2015, 04:10 PM
everytime I traveled to visit he paid for my ticket too. it was like a day of planning.

KKKody
07-28-2015, 04:11 PM
lol poor people trying to hook up overseas

Battery Bits
07-28-2015, 04:16 PM
When I started e-dating the admin, he flew me down to Texas like 3 weeks after we started talking.

LOL nice.
A roundtrip alone is $2400, plus money for weed and food.
Gonna take me awhile cuz I'm lower-middle-class.
Chu know.

majorcum
07-28-2015, 04:17 PM
whoever convinces cag to fist me with coconut oil gets into the main forum

KKKody
07-28-2015, 04:17 PM
but you're already there stevey

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 04:48 PM
I make one hell of an introduction.

BigBoss
07-28-2015, 05:15 PM
try coconut oil

http://supermensa.org/wiki/index.php/Pee_on_it

maks
07-28-2015, 05:25 PM
How are you?

I've been aware of this forum's existence for quite some time. Well, since the (unfortunate) SM arrival of one particular infamous pink creature - that we're all but too familiar of. I blame you for her entry into SM's world, however, just because I fault you, I never planned to come here. She's brought some form of entertainment - whether it's everyone making her lose what's left of her mind, or her relationship with our bastard child, Jack. I love you, Jackie Boy.

It honestly wasn't until one of your natives felt it necessary to come to us with demands, that I decided to see what's going on here. I found his/her initiative cute and can't help but to admire the internet confidence brought forth...but that's a no-no, my darlings. Our presence here will be even more potent from now on. I'm not suggesting I'm here strictly to act as some type of nuisance and irritation to you all....but hey, the innernets is serious business ;)

And hey, this place is bland. I'm more attractive than any member here (both male and female). You will be not just thanking me, but also sucking my dick (all in due time). You will praise the appearance of my SM friends and I :)


Oh yeah.... I appreciate the time you all took out of your one life to read this. Plenty more attention shall be sacrificed. C'mon. Ya can't help it. I am accepting PM's. Shoot.

I found the male lisa

NotHowdy
07-28-2015, 05:43 PM
Please. I would NEVER die my hair pink. Plus, it appears that her hair is thinning out. I also don't smoke meth.

And by the way, for those of you on here who refer to SM as Supernambla... We only have 3 registered sex offenders, thank you very much!

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 06:08 PM
I found the male lisa

Oh right maks yeah EVERYONE is me, stevey is me, this guy is me and you have homosexual tendencies

Lisa Battery
07-28-2015, 06:09 PM
Let the male me out the herp!

NotHowdy
07-29-2015, 04:16 PM
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majorcum
07-29-2015, 04:35 PM
it's Jim Jefferies as reno

NotHowdy
07-29-2015, 04:38 PM
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Nuffy
07-29-2015, 04:58 PM
Let me out of the herp as well.

Please and thank you.

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 05:12 PM
I'm just glad I can post pictures of my penis here. Thank, God.

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 05:13 PM
My name alone makes some of you hard, others wet.

NotHowdy
07-29-2015, 05:14 PM
Me, both.

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 05:17 PM
Careful what I do to you about that

KKKody
07-29-2015, 06:41 PM
we're also fond of traps but lisa ran them all of because she's manlier

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 06:43 PM
I got blown by a tranny... Probably would have fucked him too had I not already paralyzed his throat with my superman like blast of semen.

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 07:09 PM
I got blown by a tranny... Probably would have fucked him too had I not already paralyzed his throat with my superman like blast of semen.

You need to stop talking to cody

Ergh

KKKody
07-29-2015, 07:19 PM
I got blown by a tranny... Probably would have fucked him too had I not already paralyzed his throat with my superman like blast of semen.

some traps are ok but the flambooyakkaant ones are a bit much, you know the ones that look like mug shots walking down the street with a feather boa

NotHowdy
07-29-2015, 08:19 PM
Tranny fanny

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 08:49 PM
In my defense, I didn't know it was a guy until after I came.


It doesn't excuse the fact that I tried for several minutes to get his/her number and she/he totally played me out.

NotHowdy
07-29-2015, 09:06 PM
Why would he not give u the number after sucking your dick to completion?

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 10:01 PM
Full story...

At a club high and drunk... dancing with a small asian chick with great tits and a cute little round plump ass. Went to the bathroom to do some rails. Pulled my dick and started sucking... I came in all of a minute or two... tops. She didn't seem to care, but the said "now my turn"... lifted her skirt and pulled down her little plant g string thing and had a fucking dick. Wanted me to go down on her... him... fuck. I kind of freaked out (internally) but tried to remain calm and polite by saying I wasn't into that and that I didn't know.

But the head was good... maybe too good... so I started being a creep... and followed her...him around after we shared such an intimate moment... but she... he left and ignored me.

Thems the breaks.


Got called a fag for months by everyone i knew because I told the story to anyone that would listen.

BigBoss
07-29-2015, 10:03 PM
My name alone makes some of you hard, others wet.

This..................... is true.

BigBoss
07-29-2015, 10:04 PM
Full story...



Got called a fag for months by everyone i knew because I told the story to anyone that would listen.


......................fag.

NotHowdy
07-29-2015, 10:07 PM
Full story...

At a club high and drunk... dancing with a small asian chick with great tits and a cute little round plump ass. Went to the bathroom to do some rails. Pulled my dick and started sucking... I came in all of a minute or two... tops. She didn't seem to care, but the said "now my turn"... lifted her skirt and pulled down her little plant g string thing and had a fucking dick. Wanted me to go down on her... him... fuck. I kind of freaked out (internally) but tried to remain calm and polite by saying I wasn't into that and that I didn't know.

But the head was good... maybe too good... so I started being a creep... and followed her...him around after we shared such an intimate moment... but she... he left and ignored me.

Thems the breaks.


Got called a fag for months by everyone i knew because I told the story to anyone that would listen.

And this how Nuffy and pictures of my sex life saved this forum

Perfect example of howw Nuffy and pictures of my sex life, saved this forum

http://i61.tinypic.com/15362dx.jpg
http://i62.tinypic.com/2qlwco8.jpg

Cheers, mates. To SM ;)

Nuffy
07-29-2015, 10:27 PM
......................fag.


And this how Nuffy and pictures of my sex life saved this forum

Perfect example of howw Nuffy and pictures of my sex life, saved this forum

http://i61.tinypic.com/15362dx.jpg
http://i62.tinypic.com/2qlwco8.jpg

Cheers, mates. To SM ;)
Seven different types of fuck yeh.

Lisa Battery
07-29-2015, 10:33 PM
LOL

NotHowdy
07-29-2015, 10:40 PM
Seven different types of fuck yeh.

*tilts hat*

NotHowdy
07-30-2015, 10:07 PM
Up'd