k I got jungle fever thanks to the motel 6

[majorcum]

wow let me tell ya I mean wow wow wow I wish I could see the pool from my room because wow

[majorcum]

some guy just asked for weed so he's obviously asking e e eryobdoy now when he gets busted I'm a suspect and he's gonna find me and help me cag

[majorcum]

I need to fist something I turned 28 three days ago still olive oil

[Lisa Battery]

I smoked weed and felt better

[urkles girlfriend]

Get with the times. Coconut oil dude. I have several jars. I use it for my skin, use it as a lube, use it for my lips, its great and smells great too. I even use it as hair treatment since I wear my hair natural and curly

[Lisa Battery]

i want coconut oil

[urkles girlfriend]

Its good stuff. I won't buy anymore scented lotions while coconut oil exsists

[majorcum]

I mean I'm extra virgin wow this forum

[majorcum]

also jj you would hate niggers but use nigger products that's literally what racist white people so do

[majorcum]

he's out there cleaning singing riding round the city with the top down over and over even though he's not and I think he was saying city and shoudla been saying town to rhyms with down

[majorcum]

the down syndrome that he has

[urkles girlfriend]

what do you use the olive oil for?

[majorcum]

I AM A VIRGIN I DON'T USE OLIVE OIL I WAS CALLIBG MYSELF EXTRA VIRGIN YOU CUBT

[majorcum]

I USE IT FOR COOKING AND I'VE TRIED TO USE IT FOR BOTH MY THINGS AND IT DOESN'T WORK GOOD FOR EITHER ONE SO I ONLY USE IT FOR COOKING BUT IT HAS. NOTHING TO DO WITG THIS

[urkles girlfriend]

try coconut oil

[majorcum]

thanks I will

[majorcum]

girl at pool hrrbnngngnbbbbnnnnnn

[Lisa Battery]

I had so many baths, cag would have been so proud of me I put coconut oil in the bath too

CAG YOU'RE GONNA BE SO PROUD OF ME I DID STUFF WITH COCINUT OIL

[majorcum]

no I need to know for real if 5" long and 4" round which is barely 1" wide keep in mind is enough for any female ever will it even do anything

[Lisa Battery]

Stevey stop showing me your dick

[majorcum]

I've never taken any still or moving pictures of it and only one girl has seen it and that was irl and it was jj's fat fucking elephant of a mother

[majorcum]

just tell me if that'd do anything so I know how to plan my prostitute adventure do I go female or male

[Lisa Battery]

Don't think I didn't see you be a retard everywhere either

[majorcum]

please tell me you know I don't even remember my posts as I'm making them

[majorcum]

LISA CAG

[majorcum]

lisa, cag

[Nuffy]

Coconut oil is great. Thats what the asian girls use to jerk my dick at the salon.

[urkles girlfriend]

I wish I could take baths but since i get waxed it causes ingrown hairs otherwise I'd put tons of coconut oil into it. Stuff smells amazing.

[majorcum]

lol females

[Nuffy]

You ever think about getting the laser hair removal? Waxing can be a pain in the dick, plus you have to wait for significant growth before you can get waxed again... and most women just say fuck it and shave... then their pussy parts are all stubbly for a few days.

Just get the laser and call it a day ladies. And don't forget your butt hole. Nothing worse than a nice clean pussy with a hairy butthole.

[urkles girlfriend]

I really like waxing. It's already ripped a ton of hair out by the root so most of it doean't grow back.

[UPGRAYEDD]

I heard if you swish coconut oil around in your mouth it will clean stains off your teeth.

[urkles girlfriend]

that has to be a load of garbage

[UPGRAYEDD]

that has to be a load of garbage

The guy who told me had 100% stainless teeth so I think it's true. He said you have to swish itaround in your mouth for like 15 minutes. Probably makes your breath smell nice too.

[urkles girlfriend]

on top of dentistry, brushing, and flossing, he's probably full of shit.

[Nuffy]

I know swishing pure gasoline or lighter fluid around in your mouth cleans stains off your teeth. Especially for smokers.

[UPGRAYEDD]

on top of dentistry, brushing, and flossing, he's probably full of shit.

Well, I don't have an experimental amount of coconut oil like you do so maybe you can try it? Worst case your mouth will be nicely lubed.

[urkles girlfriend]

I will make a concoction of baking soda and coconut oil.

[UPGRAYEDD]

I will make a concoction of baking soda and coconut oil.

I think we might just give big toothpaste a run for their money with this.

[UPGRAYEDD]

Where do you buy massive amounts of coconut oil?

[urkles girlfriend]

the grocery store.

[Poopalew]

Where do you buy massive amounts of coconut oil?

Seriously get off now before I turn off the internet.

[majorcum]

you tell them poopalew they're ruining my thrad

[Poopalew]

you tell them poopalew they're ruining my thrad

People are often unreasonable illogical and self-centered.

[UPGRAYEDD]

Seriously get off now before I turn off the internet.

I'll get off all over your face.

[Lisa Battery]

I know swishing pure gasoline or lighter fluid around in your mouth cleans stains off your teeth. Especially for smokers.

Heh

[Lisa Battery]

I really like waxing. It's already ripped a ton of hair out by the root so most of it doean't grow back.

Lol you are full of it

It all grows back

I try and get this cream called HairFree or aomething I get in from America and it inhibits growth,,, for a while...

[Poopalew]

Lol you are full of it

It all grows back

I try and get this cream called HairFree or aomething I get in from America and it inhibits growth,,, for a while...

slut

[Lisa Battery]

Fuck off

[majorcum]

slut

[Poopalew]

Fuck off

or Fuck you!