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Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 04:35 AM
:shrug:

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 04:45 AM
Sorry Obama

I'll give him back if I break his dick but if he breaks mine I'm keeping him.... wait.... no yeah that's probably about right.

xoxo

Battery Bits
07-25-2015, 05:23 AM
Maybe I'll never leave. :snicker:
It's been great getting to know you; I can't wait.
Like you said; we won't know until we try.
Best case scenario; We hit it off and I get a job out there, move in and take care of you.
Worst case scenario; I calmy fuck off back to 'Merica in a week or two and have a cry.
I bet it's the former. :swoon:
Regardless; it's worth a try. Let's make some awesome memories.
:chimp: :chimp:
:bj:
:heart:
Love you.

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 05:30 AM
Maybe I'll never leave. :snicker:
It's been great getting to know you; I can't wait.
Like you said; we won't know until we try.
Best case scenario; We hit it off and I get a job out there, move in and take care of you.
Worst case scenario; I calmy fuck off back to 'Merica in a week or two and have a cry.
I bet it's the former. :swoon:
Regardless; it's worth a try. Let's make some awesome memories.
:chimp: :chimp:
:bj:
:heart:
Love you.bring it bitch

I'll fight you

<3

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 05:33 AM
Sorry Obama

Battery Bits
07-25-2015, 05:45 AM
Sorry Obama

I'll give him back if I break his dick but if he breaks mine I'm keeping him.... wait.... no yeah that's probably about right.

xoxo

:) You couldn't break it if you tried.
Maybe sprain it. <3
xoxoxoxo


bring it bitch

I'll fight you

<3

:buff:
Get some. :)
<3

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 06:22 AM
Look

He's in trouble

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 06:23 AM
Lol

But yeah we want to meet

So..... next is on.

majorcum
07-25-2015, 07:06 AM
how old is this one

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 07:11 AM
how old is this one

27?

majorcum
07-25-2015, 09:09 AM
bullseye

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 09:25 AM
I'm glad we can agree

He's 27

urkles girlfriend
07-25-2015, 10:18 AM
Pls excuse me while i :rofl:

urkles girlfriend
07-25-2015, 10:20 AM
This will not go badly. Blessings and best wishes to you both. :)

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 10:24 AM
This will not go badly. Blessings and best wishes to you both. :)

It'll be fine

I can't actually break this one :)

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 10:41 AM
It'll be nice not to have to worry about breaking him, am sick of having to worry about breaking a guy if I actually give a shit.... a bit like "*care* *care* *break* *oops* *sorry*"

And this is "*care* *yeah* *whatever* *care* *who fucking cares?* *yeah* *let's do it anyway*" :) I don't know how he did it actually LOL he's a big little piece of work to manage a number on me LOL <3

Battery Bits
07-25-2015, 04:49 PM
Likewise, darlin.
I'm in deep.
I seriously can't wait.
I'm prepared to leave this country behind and be with you as long as you'll have me.
Got me on an Australian sleep schedule already. :)
I love talking to you all the time like we do...
I'd say we're already building the foundation of something amazing.
You couldn't break me if you tried... Let me love you.
When I want something this bad, I make it happen.
We came into each other's lives at the perfect time.
And kick so much ass for each other.
Let's have a go.
:swoon:

lnopia the great
07-25-2015, 07:03 PM
yikes

lnopia the great
07-25-2015, 07:05 PM
remember when rootbeer did this same thing, and everyone on the forum correctly predicted how it would turn out

urkles girlfriend
07-25-2015, 07:27 PM
Lisa you're not creating drama just to get the forum active again are you?::3:

Battery Bits
07-25-2015, 08:04 PM
I don't care how it turns out, I just need to make this happen.
Worth a try, that's for sure.
No drama with me, I'm chill as fuck.
My type is ENFJ, so I thrive on making people happy.
If Lisa's happy, I'm happy.
:heart:
I will do my best.

majorcum
07-25-2015, 08:07 PM
lol I love people who do that four letter describes them thing

Battery Bits
07-25-2015, 08:09 PM
It doesn't, but it's a start.
Definitely describes me perfectly.

majorcum
07-25-2015, 08:12 PM
my four letter descriptoin is KNOT

Battery Bits
07-25-2015, 08:18 PM
Slipknot?
No likey.

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 08:29 PM
I don't care how it turns out, I just need to make this happen.
Worth a try, that's for sure.
No drama with me, I'm chill as fuck.
My type is ENFJ, so I thrive on making people happy.
If Lisa's happy, I'm happy.
:heart:
I will do my best.and I'm INTJ and will destroy your soul

Match made in MBTI heaven

Battery Bits
07-25-2015, 08:30 PM
My world is already destroyed. :smile:
If anything, you make it better.
Lata hun. :heart:

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 08:30 PM
Lisa you're not creating drama just to get the forum active again are you?::3:

You know all I have to do is turn up

Lol

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 08:30 PM
My world is already destroyed. :smile:
If anything, you make it better.
Lata hun. :heart:
K babe

Xoxo

Battery Bits
07-25-2015, 08:31 PM
xoxoxoxo
:-*

majorcum
07-25-2015, 09:06 PM
yes I was talking about slipknot

Plug Drugs
07-25-2015, 11:09 PM
Christ what a slut

Lisa Battery
07-25-2015, 11:12 PM
Christ what a slutsuck a dick

urkles girlfriend
07-27-2015, 09:08 PM
:siren:

Autistic Spectrum
07-27-2015, 09:10 PM
cag you need to stop,, you ever hear the old saying don't feed the troolls,, maybe u should google it

Lisa Battery
07-27-2015, 09:17 PM
cag you need to stop,, you ever hear the old saying don't feed the troolls,, maybe u should google it

Yeahbthat was the coolest catch phrase in 2005

Lisa Battery
07-27-2015, 09:18 PM
Cag if you are being cyber bullied talk to your teacher

majorcum
07-27-2015, 11:58 PM
Cag if you are being cyber bullied talk to your teacher

steveyos
04-27-2018, 09:30 AM
Sorry Obama

break his dick

steveyos
04-27-2018, 09:30 AM
Cag if you are being cyber bullied talk to jon