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majorcum
07-24-2015, 05:28 AM
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/24/f7ced4835fc4a37b097e905d3b024b07.jpg
majorcum
07-24-2015, 06:06 AM
http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/24/cf2b44af24afa57281882a28d953cf6d.jpg
{ SCENE: Interior, strip club. 'Pour Some Sugar on Me' plays in the background. Marks is in a leather couch, cag is grinding him }
MARKS: Are you sure jon won't mind?
CAG: Of course not silly, jon is ultra liberal, be believes in sharing the wealth!
JON: Vote for Bernie Sanders!
MARKS: In that case, grab his debit card, lets do a little skiing
JON: This country needs sensible gun control!
CAG: Tee hee! Way ahead of you!
{ CAG reaches behind her back, producing a large plastic bag in each hand. One is filled with white powder, the other with green nugs }
JON: Healthcare is a human right! We are the 99%!
{ fade to black }
why do you have a csv viewer why didn't you just get excel
Lisa Battery
07-24-2015, 07:28 AM
Wow maks
That was super hot bro
majorcum
07-24-2015, 07:36 AM
was that a generator if not nice post and because I couldn't open my dashlane export in excel for android and nobody will use my fucking dashlane referal link so I get free premium to sync across devices and that's why because you're all jerks ok
it was until you showed up and ruined it you useless cunt
majorcum
07-24-2015, 07:38 AM
do one with cag cody lisa and the verbs can be pat and jack
majorcum
07-24-2015, 07:40 AM
grab his debit card is the best line
Lisa Battery
07-24-2015, 07:44 AM
do one with cag cody lisa and the verbs can be pat and jack
Nah you both look really dumb just so you know
majorcum
07-24-2015, 07:44 AM
you look really dumb
Lisa Battery
07-24-2015, 07:48 AM
was that a generator if not nice post and because I couldn't open my dashlane export in excel for android and nobody will use my fucking dashlane referal link so I get free premium to sync across devices and that's why because you're all jerks ok
No I tried for you remember and used it because my auto login save whatever function stopped working on this forum like it was saying "oh no not you again no I'm not going to tell you your password you'll have to guess" and so I used dashlane for a while and dashlane was shit so there
Lisa Battery
07-24-2015, 07:49 AM
you look really dumb
No YOU are
was that a generator if not nice post and because I couldn't open my dashlane export in excel for android and nobody will use my fucking dashlane referal link so I get free premium to sync across devices and that's why because you're all jerks ok
nope that little masterpiece was all me
I've never used excel for android but the windows version has no problem opening csv files, weird.
majorcum
07-24-2015, 07:51 AM
it's OK I ran out of premium and I'm gonna buy more I actually want to give them money because every day I get to spend every keystrokes making posts not typing the shit y'all still be typing in 2015 hahahahahahaha
majorcum
07-24-2015, 07:51 AM
nice typewriter grandpa!!!!!
Lisa Battery
07-24-2015, 07:54 AM
Oh wow
Stevey you made maks think that was actually good or something
majorcum
07-24-2015, 07:58 AM
nope that little masterpiece was all me
I've never used excel for android but the windows version has no problem opening csv files, weird.
might be by a secure file reason but it's cool this app is a shit load smaller than excel and only te.poraeuy
No YOU are
gonna choke you with my dick and I can't even post this because I'm posting the most ridiculous thing ever my dick couldn't choke an ant I know this
majorcum
07-24-2015, 08:00 AM
Oh wow
Stevey you made maks think that was actually good or something
marks and I share a humor from the dialup days back before we knew about true comedy like pewdiepie ok brO
might be by a secure file reason but it's cool this app is a shit load smaller than excel and only te.poraeuy
I doubt it, CSV stands for comma separated value it's literally just a text file with commas between the fields
Lisa Battery
07-24-2015, 08:07 AM
marks and I share a humor from the dialup days back before we knew about true comedy like pewdiepie ok brO
Stevey....
you > maks
majorcum
07-24-2015, 08:09 AM
excel was over 200mb this app is 6mb I'm glad this was the one that worked I'll also be glad when. republic wireless gets a w10 phone
Stevey....
you > maks
thanks
with the unified windows platform in visual studio 2015 devs can publish their programs on real windows and also the phone OS without changing anything so windows phone might actually be worth something soon
I for one would love to see a windows phone os that isn't complete shit because I'm goddamn sick of android crashing all the time
Lisa Battery
07-24-2015, 08:15 AM
....
*backs out of thread*
urkles girlfriend
07-24-2015, 10:24 AM
yeah phones! I know lots about them. I build apps for a living. I like html5 quite a bit.
majorcum
07-24-2015, 06:27 PM
I love me some windows 10 dude the pbones will be good for real 10 owns I love it I love it I love it spank the tush
I don't know why they don't just make phones that run real windows, why bother with this runtime and compatibility layer shit if they can stick an atom cpu in a tablet it shouldn't be that hard to put one in a phone
majorcum
07-24-2015, 07:06 PM
idk they went on and on about every version being exactly the same but even if it's just metro and not desktop it'll still be awesome or at least better than android my tegra note got lollipop and I'm pissed
Lisa Battery
07-24-2015, 07:18 PM
http://mothercusser.com/Portals/0//EasyDNNnews/82/82ET.jpg
idk they went on and on about every version being exactly the same but even if it's just metro and not desktop it'll still be awesome or at least better than android my tegra note got lollipop and I'm pissed
it's not the same, the phone os may be called windows 10 but it's just an updated windows phone os. it's nice that people will be able to publish apps for both but that's assuming everyone in the world immediately adopts visual studio 2015, the majority of real windows programs aren't going to work on the phone it's an entirely different operating system and cpu architecture
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