when did cag and lisa become good friends

[Autistic Spectrum]

the 3 best friends cag cdoey and lisa

[majorcum]

dp check out my food http://images.tapatalk-cdn.com/15/07/22/736c74023718f10e023d3e8609e4fcb1.jpg

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey do you have a job how are you paying for all of this,,, pea's don't grow on trees

[majorcum]

hire me before I end up homeless help let me prove my self

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's summer just get a job doing roofing or somethign on craigslist

[Autistic Spectrum]

https://providence.craigslist.org/lab/5117967011.html

you call him, show up and work the first day of your life, u will want to die afterwards but u will have like 60 bucks in your pocket

[majorcum]

I have two heart problems and three if you count needing a valve replacement and my testicles are officially at surgery status let me swim in your lake to get healthy and fix arcade cabinet I can actually do that the painting and wood stuff almost as good as cody!!!!!

[majorcum]

or send me to fuck both cag and lisa and I'll see who turns me the least gay

[majorcum]

We could have a 4sone now they're friends I meant 3 but cody can join too

[Autistic Spectrum]

ssi

stevey i know you know what those 3 letter mean

[majorcum]

I'm on disability and can't wait to get off it and everything else besides dp and son arcade restoration and lake protection

[urkles girlfriend]

Delete this thread at once!!

[Autistic Spectrum]

733 dollors a month from ssi for a single person,, dam

[urkles girlfriend]

Ev er since he was a young boy he played with a silver ball

[majorcum]

yeah that's about what I make but I will to survive just like cag and lisas friendship

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag how much do you get a month from your rape money settlement

[majorcum]

I need to get raped

[urkles girlfriend]

They sent me 666 bucks every two weeks for half a year. Then they sent me a giant check after permanent stationery.

[urkles girlfriend]

I dont get the small checks any more

[Autistic Spectrum]

was it like a big lottlery check,,, and in the memo did it say ,,, RAPE

[Autistic Spectrum]

also i could not survie on 1400 bucks a month,, god bless you in your poverty

[majorcum]

try 700 a month fucker

[maks]

also i could not survie on 1400 bucks a month,, god bless you in your poverty

I pay that in rent alone

[urkles girlfriend]

im not saying how big my giant rape check was ^_^

[urkles girlfriend]

you will use that information for evil..

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag tell me how much money you got,,, and how much you got left,

[urkles girlfriend]

:arms:

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag nobbody cares just telll me jesus christ

[urkles girlfriend]

100k

[Autistic Spectrum]

and how much do you have left

[urkles girlfriend]

i spent 16000 on 2013 nissan sentra. im not good at math

[urkles girlfriend]

and a few hundred bucks.. maybe 600 something odd dollars on things for the puppy

[majorcum]

cag buy me a dildo or girl clothes or send me your old ones or whatever

[majorcum]

mail it to Juarez Mexico

[urkles girlfriend]

i dont even have a dildo for myself

[majorcum]

see it's good to live by your self send me the one you'd want and I'll give you a review for when jon finally goes insane and suicides by cop

[urkles girlfriend]

jon is my dildo

[majorcum]

that doesn't matter you still want at least one without ears

[urkles girlfriend]

his ears are my dildoes too

[majorcum]

stfu and get things in my ass (how many times have you said this )

[urkles girlfriend]

booty holes are filled with feces

[majorcum]

girl things are worse

[majorcum]

so check m8

[Lisa Battery]

Doubt you're actually fussy about genitals stevey

Any that would let you near them

and you'd just want to fuck yourself up the ass in any event

[maks]

I feel bad that I've been calling lisa stevey all week, I mean yeah she's totally aping his posting style but when I see them side by side like this it's achingly apparent that she's nothing but a pale imitation, nowhere near the quality of the real thing

[majorcum]

thanks for noticing I am actually making comedy posts if you read between the lines as where lisa is just insane the only similar is lot of words in every post

[maks]

it had been a while, I'd forgotten about all the subtle nuances that lisa just can't seem to get her head around

[Lisa Battery]

Cag and I are not good friends LOL

[Lisa Battery]

or send me to fuck both cag and lisa and I'll see who turns me the least gay

I would never fuck you stevey, would be bad for your mental health

i'd just smoke weed with you and tell you when you are stupid and laugh at you the rest of the time

[majorcum]

lisa I can cum 25 feet

[Lisa Battery]

Bonus

[Lisa Battery]

Maks can you for the love of god get the fuck smarter somehow so that you slightly interest me more

[Lisa Battery]

And stevey.... I'm not saying this to be mean but cag will not tell you because she likes toying with you but believe me stevey, cag would never fuck you either

look, there are not a whole lot of women out there who would find it arousing for you to lay back while they fuck you up the ass with a dildo

She'll be your friend stevey but romantically no and sexually no.

Deal with it.

[Plug Drugs]

im not saying how big my giant rape check was ^_^

did you provoke the rape for rape money

[Lisa Battery]

No well she only crapped on and on for a couple years about wanting to get "raped"

But I don't feel a jot sorry for any stupid prick, do you?

[Plug Drugs]

from what it sounds like she provocatively stuck her ass up like a cat in heat to some guy working at a 7/11 and he started fucking her and she was moaning and having a jolly old time during it all, then she sued the establishment so she could collect that sweet rape money, she sounds like a disgusting human being

[Lisa Battery]

She was stripping in a private room at the bar to some legless drunk guy who was throwing hundreds and hundreds of dollars at her, he got his dick out, she said "no dude" but kept on stripping... he grabbed her and tried to pull her on his cock, didn't penetrate her but it was technically sexual assault then she went and got a rape kit and got workers compensation from the strip bar

And duh, bitch has issues but she didn't run around threatening to kill herself unless she got laid....

How many times have you done that to me over the years plug drugs? Threatening to kill yourself to me even if I went into tinychat to talk to other people and didn't want to watch you jerk off? Then try and pretend that you didn't do it? Should I post the skype chat log from 15 mins ago?

not to mention I don't forget you reading about that repeat convicted sex offender who was stalking me and saying about the time he molested a 15 year old girl who was asleep on a train that she was asking for it

You're a piece of shit yourself, cag has survived worse shit than you in any event

[Lisa Battery]

And plug drugs you seem to continually look for any non existent entitlement to getting laid.

You are not ENTITLED to fuck anyone just because you want to fuck them.

you need actual conscious consent.... for example.... a young girl falling asleep on a train does not entitle ANYONE to go molest her.

i'm fucking sick and tired of your RETARD imaginary things that you think entitles you somehow to sex with someone because you are NOT entitled and you are NOT betrayed by anyone because they don't fuck you. If you meet someone who WANTS to have sex with you and gives you full adult and conscious consent for sex then you will get laid but looking for moral loopholes that you think might somehow entitle you to the body of another person and threatening to kill yourself if they don't fuck you.... Well guess what? NO-ONE will fuck you if that is what you think and that is your approach and you realise it's actually illegal to do what you just did on my skype? So go ahead plug drugs, go ahead and don't get actual counselling and go right ahead and be true to your word. But you have pulled this bullshit too many fucking times so never fucking contact me again unless you have genuinely sought some professional fucking help and bother to think of any woman as an actual person.

like what if some huge rotten fucked up gay rapist sees your fat ass passed out? You're asking for it right? he's totally entitled to fuck you right? and it's totally ok for him to also run around threatening to kill himself if people don't fuck him.... Or kill himself if they talk to other people.....hmmmm.... what do you REALLY think someone should say to that guy plug drugs?

[Lisa Battery]

But I remember when cag was advertising for "sugar daddys" (LOL) and she had a "date" and then he left and left like $2,000 on the table.... the poor girl then started posting "Is it a test? Do I take the money? Should I just take half of it?" And I told her, "No it's not a test cag, you can take the money and congratualtions you're a prostitute"

[Lisa Battery]

Cag and I are great to each other

She's my bestest friend in the whole world

Wanna be my friend on facebook cag?

[Lisa Battery]

Best friend cag quote

"adult education lmao"

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e4/c2/45/e4c2453254d753876e4415e834dec271.jpg

[urkles girlfriend]

did you provoke the rape for rape money

Of course I provoked the rape, It happened in a strip club but i was too drunk to be thinking about hundred grand, genius. The strippers you see, get paid to take clothes off and titillate the men into spending more money. And since stripping is a real job, I was compensated and given the proper mental healthcare to recover from the assault. Sounds like you're jealous of my new fortune, cart pusher.

[urkles girlfriend]

I even got to take a self defense class wuth other people whove been raped or molested and we got to kick this dude in his sack

[urkles girlfriend]

I bet pluggy went to a strip club, spent his entire life savings on admission fee only to get cold shoulder and ignored by the stripper for having no money. We no likee broke niggas

[Lisa Battery]

I bet pluggy went to a strip club, spent his entire life savings on admission fee only to get cold shoulder and ignored by the stripper for having no money. We no likee broke niggas

Don't please

i've just kicked the shit out him for threatening to kill himself and being a piece of shit and it's already too much for me to watch

i hope he's got a male friend right now

[Lisa Battery]

Cause cag and I are BEST FRIENDS


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fBQYE-S5o

[Lisa Battery]

Cause cag and I are BEST FRIENDS


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=g9fBQYE-S5oI'm on the ipad so can someone just autoplay that for me and spam it at cag for me because she's my best friend

[urkles girlfriend]

DIE PLUGGY DIE!!!

[maks]

why don't you send the ipad back to rootbeer you whore

[majorcum]

you can help a child for only one ipad. please, call today. unless you're lisa the retard

[maks]

that's her big accomplishment, convincing virgins on the internet to give her free shit, that is what lisa has achieved, and it's way more than any of the other bushpigs on this forum have achieved, she worked hard to convince a lonely virgin on the internet to fall in love with her, that's a real marketable talent she's got there

[urkles girlfriend]

once in 2011, a man bought me an ipad and i gave it away to a different man. lmao i was a jerk ^_^

[lnopia the great]

got extra meat on my sub for lunch today, a priviledge most of this forum cant afford :smug:

[urkles girlfriend]

eating carbs i see

[majorcum]

eating carbs like a nerd