cant wait to find a gopher hole

[urkles girlfriend]

For my pyppy to practice her hunting skills.

[Lisa Battery]

i'll skip the obvious comment to this

[urkles girlfriend]

Patton murdering her first gopher will be a precious moment. ^_^

[Lisa Battery]

Leave the gophers alone you evil bitch

Are you going to eat the gopher? No. So I hope your dog bites your stupid gopher looking face off.

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[urkles girlfriend]

the puppy will get to eat the gopher. she's had all her shots + flea and tick medicine chews so she's set. she can kill it and roll in its guts, then off to the groomer we go

[urkles girlfriend]

:twisted:

[urkles girlfriend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WoFa54_LOEQ

[urkles girlfriend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z0kALzmaM6A

I will make a half-assed attempt at yelling "patton, no!" in case someone sees

[Lisa Battery]

Right you fucking retard

And when it sees a small dog?

how well are YOU going to be able train it?

You're an idiot and I'm glad I'm here to tell you you're a fucking idiot

[urkles girlfriend]

Patton loves all other dogs. she gets a trip to the dog park every day ^_^

[Lisa Battery]

Yeah you dumb fuck

And after you teach it to kill gophers?

You're a fucking retarded backwards brained hick assed fucktard clarissa

[Lisa Battery]

Kill the fucking gophers yourself if you hate them

Fucktard

[urkles girlfriend]

she's half doberman, half border collie, a combination of two very intelligent dogs. she'll know the difference between a gopher and another dog. i saw some bunnies at the nature preserve, maybe i'll take her to their warren when she gets big

[Lisa Battery]

*has ciggie*

[Lisa Battery]

she's half doberman, half border collie, a combination of two very intelligent dogs. she'll know the difference between a gopher and another dog. i saw some bunnies at the nature preserve, maybe i'll take her to their warren when she gets big

Yeah I have no doubt the dog is smarter than you

[urkles girlfriend]

i have no doubt she'll enjoy her first kill. ^_^ i will be so proud.

[Lisa Battery]

The dog's intelligence is not going to be the problem

Yours is

[urkles girlfriend]

im not worried about it at all. puppy does a good job of listening to me. when jon and i buy a house, she's going to encounter possums and raccons, like my old dog cody who used to kill them all the time.

[urkles girlfriend]

we had a giant three legged raccon coming into our yard to steal cat food and we let cody loose on it and she ripped the stupid thing to shreds lmao. she was the friendliest, silliest dog ever.

[Lisa Battery]

What happened to cody?

[urkles girlfriend]

she got old and we had to call the vet to euthanize.

[Lisa Battery]

I feed my cats inside

And I don't let wildlife in to eat their food

[urkles girlfriend]

we let all our cats outside, they killed and ate varmints too.

[Lisa Battery]

I had a possum living in the wall once and it scratched its way through to make a little hole and when I would come home it's little claw would pop out the wall and I would put a piece of apple in it lol

'Twas cute but I had to patch up the wall and start putting apple outside on a tree to make it go away

[Lisa Battery]

Yeah cag you can let the cats outside but you don't have to attract rats and wildlife by leaving their food outside

[urkles girlfriend]

my grandparents dont allow cats inside. they live outside. we had a glass greenhouse that they sleep in and thats where cody slept too. everytime the raccoons came by, i would pop the door open to the sideyard and let cody go to town. eventually the varmints stopped coming to our house. Patton, however, gets a good walk everday and goes to the dog park where she can run. just to wait for a quiet day where i can let her run off leash at a nature preserve so she can catch somethign

[urkles girlfriend]

shes a good dog. ive already trained her to come when called by using the click train method. very very easy.

[urkles girlfriend]

jon and i potty trained that dog in less than two weeks.

[Lisa Battery]

my grandparents dont allow cats inside. they live outside. we had a glass greenhouse that they sleep in and thats where cody slept too. everytime the raccoons came by, i would pop the door open to the sideyard and let cody go to town. eventually the varmints stopped coming to our house. Patton, however, gets a good walk everday and goes to the dog park where she can run. just to wait for a quiet day where i can let her run off leash at a nature preserve so she can catch somethign
Cag I doubt your grandparents actually taught or tried to train the dog to kill raccoons, it was natural occurance.

You don't know what you are doing.

[Lisa Battery]

jon and i potty trained that dog in less than two weeks.

:facepalm:

[urkles girlfriend]

Cag I doubt your grandparents actually taught or tried to train the dog to kill raccoons, it was natural occurance.

.

thanks captain obvious lmao

[Lisa Battery]

thanks captain obvious lmao

Yeah.

so don't dipshit

jon should train his bitch better

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao im not training her to kill anything.. if we just happen to stumble upon a groundhog.. well lets just say i will stand back and observe nature at its finest ^_^

[lnopia the great]

cats

[urkles girlfriend]

one thing about dogs that makes them better than cats is no litter box

[urkles girlfriend]

only found squirrels at the nature preserve and they were too fast for patton to catch. its hot and humid as a south american rain forest in the texas woods.

[Lisa Battery]

i am very familiar with dogs

You're a fucking idiot

You are taking your going to be very large dog out and encouraging it to attack animals and you are NO pro dog trainer

You are no less than a full blown retard clarissa

[urkles girlfriend]

lmao

[Lisa Battery]

i'm on a 21 hour (so far) stint of not sleeping.... and that is of some concern to me right now lest I wind up not sleeping for another day because that would be a signal that I might go insane....

but then I come and look at someone like you and think "you know what? My state of mind is not THAT bad"

[urkles girlfriend]

sure thing, buddy. :)

[urkles girlfriend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55aM44iriWE

one day Patton, you too will catch a bunny/varmint or whatever

[StompleB]

has jon read to you the turner diaries before bedtime yet? :)

[urkles girlfriend]

has jon read to you the turner diaries before bedtime yet? :)

no but he gave me another book about the federal reserve that he wants me to read.

[urkles girlfriend]

anarcho capitalist reading material

[urkles girlfriend]

and also he likes back massages before bedtime. he likes all lights off when we sleep

[StompleB]

lol falling asleep listening to some thomas sowell

[urkles girlfriend]

jon like tom woods

[lnopia the great]

one thing about dogs that makes them better than cats is no litter box

not sure how you think scavanging the yard for human sized shit is better then collecting lil turds in a sandbox

[lnopia the great]

https://www.painscience.com/imgs/xkcd-sleep-deprivation.png

[urkles girlfriend]

not sure how you think scavanging the yard for human sized shit is better then collecting lil turds in a sandbox

because the sandbox is inside your house..

[urkles girlfriend]

I wonder if Patton like kittens. only one way to find out. :)

[Lisa Battery]

I wonder if Patton like kittens. only one way to find out. :)

Lol

He should be fine with most animals if you socialise him properly and don't be stupid or irresponsible with him and try and get him to kill animals, you'll ruin the dog cag.

i had a sleep, so that means I'm not insane ok?

[Lisa Battery]

https://www.painscience.com/imgs/xkcd-sleep-deprivation.png

Indeed.

[urkles girlfriend]

Dont worry she will eat the gopher for dinner

[majorcum]

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[urkles girlfriend]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2cornrQa7lc

[majorcum]

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[urkles girlfriend]

lmao

[majorcum]

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[urkles girlfriend]

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[majorcum]

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[urkles girlfriend]

One that loves my kisses and my arms
One with all the charm of youu

Penis make her fair
A lovely girl with sunlight in her hair
And take the brighest stars up in the sky and put them in her eyes for meee

PENIS, Goddess of love that you are.
PENISS, Goddess of love that you AAARRRE

Penis
Penis
My penis
Your penis
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[majorcum]

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[urkles girlfriend]

I write poems now. Do you like it"?

[majorcum]

I didn't read it OK I read it it's gay