How to destroy a hole that competes with you

[m0nde]

Step 1, make friends with the forum's top members

Step 2, make your own posts kissing up to them and get good reputation

Step 3, make more posts kissing up to them and get good reputation

Step 4, try to make it seem like you're not a :lizard: and get good reputation

Step 5, make more posts kissing up to top members and get good reputation (LOL)

Step 6, don't log in for 3-4 days

Step 7, (final step) log back in and find the top members and kiss up to them.

I hope you have been bored to death reading this Doli, you're still a massive faggot and i hope you die of posts kissing up to top members.

[Gentleman Doli]

what lol

[Gentleman Doli]

oh lol i didnt recognize it because i literaly havent read any of codeys posts good job m0nde

[Lexi Persimmons]

http://i.imgur.com/Qa58O.jpg

[timmy]

i thought i was going to die today monde dont make hole jokes okay just not today

[m0nde]

why did you think you were going to die?

[timmy]

neighbors house exploded

[m0nde]

the fuck?!

did the house explode while you exploded in that girl's pussy?

[maks]

tim's neighbor's hole is damaged

[timmy]

BOOM.....*earth shakes violently*.... i wake up and think someones letting off fireworks because i am hung over as fuck.... i hear screaming.... i get out and there is a HUGE fire.... BOOM again.... gas cylinders keep explodng.... i go to start saving my computer and tv and cat as it looks like its going to jump houses and come fuck me up.... i step outside and it feels like i am being burned by an open oven.... wtf is this i dont have time for this.... tree gets completely raped by fire(tis natural enemy).... a single tear drops from my eye.... the fire brigade put it out.... i put m,y computer and tv back.... this is australia

[maks]

was it a drone strike

[m0nde]

:smug:
BOOM.....*earth shakes violently*.... i wake up and think someones letting off fireworks because i am hung over as fuck.... i hear screaming.... i get out and there is a HUGE fire.... BOOM again.... gas cylinders keep explodng.... i go to start saving my computer and tv and cat as it looks like its going to jump houses and come fuck me up.... i step outside and it feels like i am being burned by an open oven.... wtf is this i dont have time for this.... tree gets completely raped by fire(tis natural enemy).... a single tear drops from my eye.... the fire brigade put it out.... i put m,y computer and tv back.... this is australia:smug:

[timmy]

was it a drone strike

some idiot was having a bbq i think i dont know if anyone died

[m0nde]

did the guy who owned the house burn down his own house? or was the bbq happening somewhere else?

[timmy]

i cant see it 100% from here but looked like his entire backyard got burned to the ground, the house not so much.
it was close to jumping the fence into the house next to me but the fire brigade got there in time. my cat was scared as fuck from all the noise.

[m0nde]

did the cat scratch that girl who's been staying at your house while your family's away? (the one you exploded in)

[timmy]

no hes a nice cat

[m0nde]

was that girl scared when it happened? did she hug you and crave your comfort? did it bring you closer?

[timmy]

nf

[m0nde]

not meant to be funny. i was hoping you were a playa enough to use this situation to your benefit

[maks]

some idiot was having a bbq i think i dont know if anyone died

how the hell do you explode an entire house with a bbq grill

[m0nde]

you put another shrimp on the barbie

[timmy]

how the hell do you explode an entire house with a bbq grill

gas cylinders were exploding i dont know what happened if he was cookin there would be well done steaks

[Gentleman Doli]

tims hole is leakeing

[Gentleman Doli]

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[Gentleman Doli]

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[Poopalew]

I wonder if you keep in your mind my hot body! It has been a while back in college.
We used to hang out a little but got out of touch after leaving.
I will never forget our crazy ideas and uncensored fun!
Check out my profile online to see me today.
I am willing to upload some of our ancient pics soon for you to enjoy.
Call me when you're there!

[internutt]

tims house outta be a hole in the ground

a hole for godzillas cock

[blumpkin blownuts]

barry did it roast your chickins

[timmy]

implying i still have chickens

[internutt]

implying you didnt fuck them to death by now including their little eggs

[m0nde]

LdzChdQICGk

[internutt]

microwavin a burrito with a nuclear reactor

[m0nde]

chaykin egg in the microwave

[maks]

implying you didnt fuck them to death by now including their little eggs

gave me an image of a bunch of little baby chickens running around with barry heads

[Ramen]

http://i.imgur.com/Qa58O.jpg

:rofl:

[Ramen]

LdzChdQICGk

well... that didn't cook it very well at all, it's still raw!!!

[juji]

Termites are designed to break locked metal doors and to disable heavy weapons.

[maks]

must be why exterminators are so expensive

[blumpkin blownuts]

termpapers help you pass colleges