Drove out to Denver with my friend on an impulse

[Plug Drugs]

once we were past minneapolis we were like "shit are we actually driving out to denver?" but before we knew it we were in Des Moines and it was too late to turn back

[Plug Drugs]

drove down through Iowa and Nebraska but that was boring as fuck so when we came back we drove up through Wyoming and cut across South Dakota.

[urkles girlfriend]

you must have spent your entire life savings in gas on a pointless trip

[UofLCardfan08]

You should have stayed in Iowa or Nebraska, meth is big out there and as you say it is boring as fuck. Much like yourself.

[Plug Drugs]

lol!

[Plug Drugs]

i'm going to move out to Denver where everyones a friendly stoner and there arent any meanies like you guys!!

[urkles girlfriend]

how exactly do you plan to do that?

[UofLCardfan08]

how exactly do you plan to do that?

On his knees, lots of truckstop mens rooms where he can earn a couple meals and a tip

[urkles girlfriend]

seems like a terrible idea

[Plug Drugs]

you know cag

[Plug Drugs]

a lot of young men are living out of their cars right now,

[Plug Drugs]

meaninwhile you are a spoiled little brat

[Plug Drugs]

You think it's fictional?
Mystical? Maybe.
Spiritual
Hero who appears in you to clear your view when you're too crazy
Lifeless
To those the definition for what life is
Priceless
To you because I put you on the high shit
You like it?
Gun smokin' righteous with one toke
You're psychic among those
Possess you with one go

[Lisa Battery]

a lot of young men are living out of their cars right now,

You are?

:(

[Lisa Battery]

meaninwhile you are a spoiled little brat

No ufotard is

[Lisa Battery]

You think it's fictional?
Mystical? Maybe.
Spiritual
Hero who appears in you to clear your view when you're too crazy
Lifeless
To those the definition for what life is
Priceless
To you because I put you on the high shit
You like it?
Gun smokin' righteous with one toke
You're psychic among those
Possess you with one go

Don't do drugs

[urkles girlfriend]

a lot of young men are living out of their cars right now,

go back to your grandparents you fucking idiot

[urkles girlfriend]

you probably left because they kept telling you to get your shit together

[Lisa Battery]

He has to wait until his smelly uncle leaves and teh poison he spread about plug drugs is seen through

And he still has to be a good boy and not do drugs especially if living in his car

[Lisa Battery]

i don't know if he is in a denver street roaming gang of young men who live in their cars though now or what is going on here

[Lisa Battery]

Or maybe a gang of male only "street mathematicians" like he was talking about the other day

[Lisa Battery]

i feel like I'd want to fight a gang of male-only "street matheticians" and destroy them all

They sound dumb

[Lisa Battery]

Plus I have a pretty scary sig. so I think they'd be intimidated

[Lisa Battery]

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/showthread.php?t=50113

After this thread I tried to street smaths him via kik messenger because I added him to kik to stop him making all those threads about me when I became toxic and got toxic super powers and became a juggalo and left rubynet and then like a weeks later he tried to have my babies somehow via kik messenger with lots of messages and I talked to him about what he was doing and then we never spoke again and then these threads and he's off living in his car on journeys to denver so I know all about him

[cag]

pl;ug drugs cant find his way to drive to work, never mind driving to Denver spending his grandma's couch change on gas instead of meth

[cberry]

why didn't you tell me dog we could've had beers

[cberry]

i really hope skrizach comes out again hes chill as fuck and gave me a lot of good info on becoming a firefighter

[cberry]

thanks skriz i know youre reading this

[Lisa Battery]

i really hope skrizach comes out again hes chill as fuck and gave me a lot of good info on becoming a firefighter

i think he's a fucking dickhead

The only good things he ever did was send snapchats from the middle of fires and once he shaved his beard and he looked shockingly hot

BUT

He's a total fuckhead

[Plug Drugs]

skriz is one of my favorite posters

[Lisa Battery]

skriz is one of my favorite posters

i don't care

I find his posts shit and he's acted like a fucking loser to me.

[Lisa Battery]

I can't even find him hot even though I should do because he's too much of a dickwad

Anyway enough of skizshit are you getting sorted?

[Plug Drugs]

are you getting sorted?
I'm getting stoned

[Lisa Battery]

I'm getting stoned

on what?

[Plug Drugs]

on weed

[Lisa Battery]

on weed

Lucky that's the one drug I can't yell at you about due to hypocrisy

What about your living situation?

[urkles girlfriend]

Plug drugs got high and drove down the street alone. He doesn't have a friend lol

[Lisa Battery]

Plug drugs got high and drove down the street alone. He doesn't have a friend lol

He's got heaps of friends

[Plug Drugs]

lisa is right i do have a lot of friends

[urkles girlfriend]

you mean there are people that use drugs with you when you have them. those aren't friends pluggy.

[Lisa Battery]

Stop it caggles

He has more friends than you IRL

[Plug Drugs]

lisa is right i do

[cag]

Pluggy's only friends are in the bottles sitting in grandma's medicine cabinet

[cberry]

everyones a dick on the interent

[Lisa Battery]

everyones a dick on the interent

Agreed.

[urkles girlfriend]

how much did the trip cost you in gas in that piece of shit car you drive, plugg?

[Plug Drugs]

i have a '00s honda civic it gets 40 miles to the gallon
and it was like $100 there, $100 back, then we stayed in a lesbian couple's spare bedroom for a night for $50.. probably around $50 in food for the trip, two $75 concert tickets, it was probably around a $500 trip total

[urkles girlfriend]

all your life savings.. gone

[Plug Drugs]

do you know how disgusting and unattractive it is you try to make fun of someone for not having money, i cant believe jon can stand you

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...sound like the Dumb and Dumber movie but IRL.

[Plug Drugs]

it was

[urkles girlfriend]

do you know how disgusting and unattractive it is you try to make fun of someone for not having money, i cant believe jon can stand you

You have no one to blame for being poor other than yourself. What kind of idiot blows 500 bucks on a 18 hour trip for weed when he doesn't have any money to begin with?

[Plug Drugs]

I didn't spend any money, my friend paid for all of it and I ate dollar menu items the entire trip, I owe him $75 for a concert ticket and $25 for food

[urkles girlfriend]

What do your grandparents think when they give you money and you throw it away on an impulse? You don't have any responsibilities or obligations, yet here you are trying to play "grown ups" with your little druggy friend.

[urkles girlfriend]

Dollar menu items lmao. Living the dream

[Plug Drugs]

my grandparents shit money thye couldnt give a fuck but they dont give me money anyways based on principle (the principle that my mom was adopted and got knocked up at age 17 and i'm not their true blood).. They bought my uncle a HOUSE when he was younger than my age; they bought me a car though I guess which is pretty big

[urkles girlfriend]

"My grandparents don't give a shit about me. They bought me a car and let me live in their house when I had nowhere to go. What assholes" -plug drugs

[Plug Drugs]

you don't exactly 'work' cag; sounds like your daddy bought you everything and you stripped for spare money (and probably lied to your father about that)

[Plug Drugs]

whatd you spend your stripper money on cag? coke and oxy i'm guessing

[Plug Drugs]

"My grandparents don't give a shit about me. They bought me a car and let me live in their house when I had nowhere to go. What assholes" -plug drugs
i'm not saying they dont give a shit about me, theyre not going to let me starve, but i'm certainly not their prize grandchild

[urkles girlfriend]

they've seen what you do and how you choose to live. Good for them for not handing you cash because you'll just spend it on drugs

[urkles girlfriend]

You should just go to rehab.

[Plug Drugs]

they never handed me cash to begin with, they dont view me as their grandson, i'm the problem in the family like Rosemary kennedy, if this was the 50s theyd have had me lobotomized

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... you should be yoofemized. you and retarded circus lisa. and rudebeer.

[Plug Drugs]

i'm going to yoofemize you in your sleep, i'm coming fore you