itt you reveal your darkest secrets

[Camoron]

i pee in the bathroom sink regularly. its just faster plus youi can wash your dick off afterwars

[blumpkin blownuts]

i wash my feet in the sink but never pissed in one except once when i was drunk and the stalls were full.. no idea why i didnt get kicked out

[maks]

if you need to wash your dick after taking a piss then either you are pissing wrong or there's something wrong with your penis

[blumpkin blownuts]

cam do you take a sponge and soap to it? maybe one of those pot scrubbers?

[blumpkin blownuts]

elz has to use an S.O.S. pad to get in deep to the bottom layers of smeg

[Camoron]

i think theres something wrong with my prostate

[Camoron]

when i get done peeing i dribble a lot

[blumpkin blownuts]

i've had that problem on and off, i think it is prostate related
but if it's dribbling down your dick then you're holding it incorrectly

[Lexi Persimmons]

dream of shipping all niggers back to Liberia.

[Camoron]

the dribbles are so small they just bead up on my dick and I dont like having drips of piss in my underwear so washing it off helps

i dont like pee in my underwear afterwards though it just takes a while to get all the excess drips out

[maks]

do you have a lot of solid white mucus?

[blumpkin blownuts]

that last bead that doesn't shake off isnt worth washing away, its not enough to smell up my underwear

[blumpkin blownuts]

piss beads hehe

[Camoron]

well yes, from reading uncle sexy bikini magazine

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

sometimes int the morning when I piss it splits two ways and gets all over my leg and shoes I think it is God punishing me for touching myself inappropriately

[Camoron]

i have to shake it a lot. even when it appears to be done sometimes it still ahs more to come out. :butthurt:

[blumpkin blownuts]

more than 2 shakes is j/o

[Lexi Persimmons]

why don't you just cut the fucker off and bore a pussy hole.

[maks]

sometimes int the morning when I piss it splits two ways and gets all over my leg and shoes I think it is God punishing me for touching myself inappropriately

yeah I've had the same problem what you need to do is piss after you jerk off

[rubycalaber]

sometimes I laugh out loud at general doli posts

christ forgive me
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/UnfunnyBunny.jpg

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

one time I made a for real internet dating profile after reading about them in cosmopolitan magazine and every girl I tried to mack on and get to come out and hold hands with me in the park irl accused me of being a troll and blocked me or got all shitty with me and said I need to learn how to talk to a lady and then blocked me or just ignored the fuck outta me so I went all :dinorage: and deleted it and then I kicked a chair and a milk crate

[rubycalaber]

maybe you should not talk to women like they are sex objects who enjoy being harassed ok dandada

as for dark secrets sometimes I masturbate while fantasizing about being gangraped by steveyos and his big black cousin devon and forced to orgasm as they make me suck them off and cum all over my face and hair
http://smg.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/09katesig.gif

[timmy]

i secretly skulk aruond the neighborhood at night dressed in black tights and a mask, i only wear black socks so i dont make any sound. yolo

[plusle riot]

i ate 2 dozen clams tonight. come at me
oh and yesterday i excreted some coagulated pussy mucus. it happens when i'm ovulating, just a big ol' glob came out when i wiped after a piss.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrf0p4gfD1r9mh7ro1_500.gif

[maks]

next time post a picture

[plusle riot]

ok just

[maks]

DO IT SHOW US YOUR DISCHARGE

[plusle riot]

well i can't just do it on command, wait another month i will document it and perhaps make a thread

[maks]

what is it with posters here and solid white mucus on their genitalia

[plusle riot]

who said mine was solid white? it was transparent if you must know

[plusle riot]

maybe i ate so many clams i am giving birth to jellyfish

[Lexi Persimmons]

douche once and a while.

[maks]

who said mine was solid white? it was transparent if you must know

your vaginal secretion has apparently been ethnically cleansed, hooray for you

[plusle riot]

your vaginal secretion has apparently been ethnically cleansed, hooray for you

im serbian, my body did it to itself

[maks]

im serbian, my body did it to itself

that explains what the UN is doing in there

[plusle riot]

THE UN HAS NO BUSINESS THERE. FREE SLOBODAN MILOSEVIC

[maks]

if I had a daughter I would name her slobodon

[plusle riot]

is this a ploy to get me to procreate with you

[maks]

since when do I need a ploy

[plusle riot]

:smug:

[Garfield]

slobondong

[maks]

:smug:

my system of giving a girl unhealthy amounts of alcohol and feeling her up after she passes out has been working for me for 15 or 16 years why things change now

[plusle riot]

my system of giving a girl unhealthy amounts of alcohol and feeling her up after she passes out has been working for me for 15 or 16 years why things change now

i love it when you talk rapey

[Camoron]

i also pee in bottles sometimes when there are people here and i dont want to get dressed when i wake up while sleeping
yeah most of mine involve pee, can you guess what the third one is?

[maks]

I was at the liquor store the other day and this dorky kid in a megadeth t-shirt who I guess worked there was trying to chat up this chick customer, she's like 19 and he's asking if she's been to ozzfest and if she knows that ozzy is the prince of darkness and he was the second prince of darkness and he asked her if she knew what 'no more tears' was about and when she said no he happily informed her that it's about a serial killer who just finished off his latest victim and went into an analysis of the lyrics to support his assessment. she predictably got right the fuck out of there, because there's nothing better to bring up when you're trying to get a date than FUCKING SERIAL KILLERS YOU STUPID BASTARD yes that will make her feel comfortable around you great job asshole

[maks]

i also pee in bottles sometimes when there are people here and i dont want to get dressed when i wake up while sleeping
yeah most of mine involve pee, can you guess what the third one is?

did you ever piss on dr hundos?

[plusle riot]

do you drink your own pee or just enjoy peeing on girls

[Garfield]

i fucked a pizza dough ball one time then used it to make a supreme pizza for the buffet at a pizza chain i worked at when i was 16

[plusle riot]

speaking of peeing on girls i watched r. kelly's trapped in the closet for like 6 hours the other night god those drugs mustve been good

[Garfield]

#noregrets @yolo

[Camoron]

when i was a little kid i had a Beauty an the Beast Bell plastic puppet toy thing and it was basically shaped like a cup and i peed in it one time I took a bath and then drank it and it was gross. I guess from a certain point of view you could say i peed on a girl and then drank my pee. i have a feeling i would take great pleasure in pissing all over a girls tits

[Garfield]

whats a jack venookkker

[blumpkin blownuts]

i ate 2 dozen clams tonight. come at me
oh and yesterday i excreted some coagulated pussy mucus. it happens when i'm ovulating, just a big ol' glob came out when i wiped after a piss.
http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbrf0p4gfD1r9mh7ro1_500.gif

did anyone else j/o to this

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

one time I really had to pee but this girl wanted to give me a bj right then and I didn't want to leave and have her change her mind so I let her and I accidentally let a squirt of piss go in her face she was like did you just piss on me you fucker and I was like no that was precum you cant piss with a boner there is a valve in my dick

one time my friend pissed off a balcony and didn't look down first and I heard some guy yell out CHING CHAAAAAANG and I went over and looked down and he'd pissed right on some 40 year old chinaman's head he ran up the stairs and chased us down the block and up into a parking garage screaming chingchongs at us the whole time

[Garfield]

was he hot?

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

he looked like the guy in the hat at 6 minutes

xVl_bLCKt8A

[Garfield]

why do people freak out so much about being filmed? id just pull my dick out

[Garfield]

give everyone what they want to see

[juji]

i killed a scorpion

[Desolation]

wrote at least 20 lines of text for this thread then deleted them all was like wtf is wrong with me. sorry

[maks]

um excuse me I didn't say you could take a picture of me this is america ok

[blumpkin blownuts]

one time I really had to pee but this girl wanted to give me a bj right then and I didn't want to leave and have her change her mind so I let her and I accidentally let a squirt of piss go in her face she was like did you just piss on me you fucker and I was like no that was precum you cant piss with a boner there is a valve in my dick

blown T-valve, you're gonna have to overhaul or replace the whole thing

also funniest post ive read today and there's been some really :goodone:s

[blumpkin blownuts]

i refuse to be filmed without a photo release and royalty agreement

[Camoron]

he looked like the guy in the hat at 6 minutes

xVl_bLCKt8A

wow, the girl in that must be living in a crackhouse. 10 bucsk for a "party"? she is kinda cute for a negro but probably riddled with STDs and maybe even HIV from probably doing hard drugs

[dcent]

I masturbate exclusively while staring into a mirror...... I NEVER break eye contact and when I finish I high five my mirror self, then post mean things on the internet
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/dcentc/RUBYCALABERTALKING_zps6500f4d5.jpg

[juji]

I masturbate exclusively while staring into a mirror...... I NEVER break eye contact and when I finish I high five my mirror self, then post mean things on the internet
http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/dcentc/RUBYCALABERTALKING_zps6500f4d5.jpg

dcent is trying to fit in for troll squad signurates

[m0nde]

really?

[dcent]

really?

100% 4wheeler.

http://i169.photobucket.com/albums/u216/dcentc/RUBYCALABERTALKING_zps6500f4d5.jpg

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

when I was a pizza guy if I could tell somebody was black by their voice or name I would take their order last :hankler: also if they lived in a locked building I would call them 10 minutes ahead of time and say I was 2 minutes away