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Ramen
12-26-2012, 11:57 PM
BobHugs: :raged:

blumpkin blownuts
12-26-2012, 11:59 PM
hahah probably monde

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 12:00 AM
or you considering how mad you are

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 12:02 AM
i hope he's still mad too!

Ramen
12-27-2012, 12:04 AM
nope. it's the real dude...

Ramen
12-27-2012, 12:04 AM
ask ruby, he made his account...

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 12:05 AM
does your husband know you still talk to a dude whose butt you licked?

m0nde
12-27-2012, 12:08 AM
your daughter...
she come to my house today and she lick my butt

maks
12-27-2012, 01:01 AM
does your husband know you still talk to a dude whose butt you licked?

someone should get on facebook and tell him

Ramen
12-27-2012, 01:15 AM
does your husband know you still talk to a dude whose butt you licked?

"still talk to a dude", i messaged him to come to the forums because m0nde was too much of a pussy to message him

go back to sucking maks's dick because i know you're just trying to get in with him, but tbh, he doesn't give a fuck about you.

sex with dead people
12-27-2012, 01:18 AM
I want to marry you.

maks
12-27-2012, 01:37 AM
bob's been 'in with me' since 2006

Ramen
12-27-2012, 01:45 AM
bob's been 'in with me' since 2006

not sure who to feel bad for in that scenario... he's fried his brain, and your legs are useless...

maks
12-27-2012, 01:47 AM
I think you've always been jealous of bob's freiendship with me, you wish like hell I'd be nice to you or at very least leave you alone. but no, I hate you (with good reason, you're gross) and so you take your anger and frustration out on poor innocent bob

Ramen
12-27-2012, 01:51 AM
I think you've always been jealous of bob's freiendship with me, you wish like hell I'd be nice to you or at very least leave you alone. but no, I hate you (with good reason, you're gross) and so you take your anger and frustration out on poor innocent bob

how could i have always been jealous of something that i never knew existed??

and i don't give two fucks about you, how you feel about me, or how you treat me, tbh... but i will tell you one thing... you're a shit poster with an angry gimmick and not life or legs. you're a pitiful waste of forum space, but because you are so pitiful, i have come to terms with your posting like giving a homeless man a blanket to make his horrible life just a little better.

maks
12-27-2012, 01:53 AM
oh yeah you're mad as hell

maks
12-27-2012, 01:53 AM
this is why they call jealousy the green eyed monster

Ramen
12-27-2012, 01:53 AM
oh, also, i have no problem with bobhugs... he just flipped out on me, so, i hit back... srsly.. lol

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 01:59 AM
you dis me behind my back too so idk where this is coming from
im not going to let you spoil our love-hate r'ship ramen
you and i know we both love to hate each other s don't try to put this all on me

Desolation
12-27-2012, 02:00 AM
bobhughes is too nice to be flamed

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 02:01 AM
honestly i like everyone here except most of the :lizard:s
ramen may be icky but shes one of us

Ramen
12-27-2012, 02:02 AM
you dis me behind my back too so idk where this is coming from
im not going to let you spoil our love-hate r'ship ramen
you and i know we both love to hate each other s don't try to put this all on me

you can ask anyone that the only thing i say about you behind your back is that you were nice, but a little awkward. you should be fine with that considering you revealed later that you were indeed on drugs.

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 02:04 AM
why is your memory so fucked up compared to a few months ago, have you been taking drugs yourself?

Ramen
12-27-2012, 02:06 AM
why is your memory so fucked up compared to a few months ago, have you been taking drugs yourself?

what did "i say behind your back", then?

nothing that isn't true, brah. you do/did drugs, and a lot of them. you were nice when i met you. i really don't know what else could be said that would be detrimental to a civil internet friendship, brah.

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 02:12 AM
you can search your posts for it, i don't feel like it im trying to get sleepy enough to stay in bed
and it doesn't matter if it's true or not, it doesn't matter to you either

any way you look at it i don't hate you either i'm just having some fun at your expense and you're justified in doing it back

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 02:13 AM
someone made a thread about mustaches and you sat there and railed on me when i wasn't even around, back in sept

Desolation
12-27-2012, 02:13 AM
im trying to get sleepy enough to stay in bed

need company?

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 02:16 AM
that would be nice, a warm girl to snuggle up to and stain my pillows with perfume
i bet your freshly shaven legs would feel so warm and silky intertwined with mine

sex with dead people
12-27-2012, 03:15 AM
you dis me behind my back too so idk where this is coming from
im not going to let you spoil our love-hate r'ship ramen
you and i know we both love to hate each other s don't try to put this all on me

Idk what happened, but this should teach you a lesson not to hang out with spics irl.

lnopia the great
12-27-2012, 01:07 PM
big bert your asshole is nasty and ramen enjoyed licking it lol

lnopia the great
12-27-2012, 01:08 PM
the guy who owned alol met up with a girl on the forum who had a baby with ewokmyweewkok and he stuck his tounge in her asshole too is this some sort of internet sex taboo

lnopia the great
12-27-2012, 01:10 PM
ive fingered more then my share of assholes and fucked a couple but you wont catch me with poop on my breath

maks
12-27-2012, 01:12 PM
ive fingered more then my share of assholes and fucked a couple but you wont catch me with poop on my breath

yeah I've had my asshole licked and it wasn't unpleasant but it wasn't very sexual either, pretty sure you only get off on it if you're into degrading women

lnopia the great
12-27-2012, 01:33 PM
im a lover not a hater

maks
12-27-2012, 01:34 PM
to put that in perspective the same girl who did that was into rape roleplaying and one time asked me to put a cigarette out on her. so, crazy basically.

Ramen
12-27-2012, 02:47 PM
yeah I've had my asshole licked and it wasn't unpleasant but it wasn't very sexual either, pretty sure you only get off on it if you're into degrading women

It wasn't unpleasant cuz your paraplegic asshole couldn't feel it...

But i must ask... did she also have your roll over her toes with your wheelchair??

maks
12-27-2012, 03:04 PM
there's plenty you could say about me without making things up, why do you constantly degrade yourself like this?

Ramen
12-27-2012, 03:27 PM
there's plenty you could say about me without bringing my disability up, why do you constantly degrade yourself like this?

Fixed...

maks
12-27-2012, 03:36 PM
that's the key difference between me and you, when I call you a fat disgusting whore it's based in truth and I can back it up with photographic evidence. you just throw shit at the wall and see what sticks.

Gentleman Doli
12-27-2012, 03:47 PM
marks man wheelchair........................ PWNTTTTT MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

lnopia the great
12-27-2012, 03:53 PM
anyone can have an accident and end up in a wheelchair so it isnt as funny as someone actually being ok with licking up someone dried poop flaked around their asshole

juji
12-27-2012, 05:59 PM
Is true Ramen is so poor like steveyos and cant afford an useless lawyer?

blumpkin blownuts
12-27-2012, 07:11 PM
she did hire a lawyer and her lawyer contacted my lawyer while i was trying to eat supper and i had to explain to my lawyer i was innocent and told him all about ramen and big bert and licking butts and 4chan and ytmnsfw/rubnet and ytmnd and finally my lawyer says "we'll just have to sit and wait"

maks
12-27-2012, 11:43 PM
funny that she wwould automatically blame the guy who's never done anything like that ever

juji
12-31-2012, 03:55 PM
funny that she wwould automatically blame the guy who's never done anything like that ever

If Ramen's hired a lawyer and paid more than 1000 dollars, after of some days, lawyer told "I couldn't find the brave troll but i had reports he is from another country, i'm unable to work. Case closed" then Ramen is shocked and flipped out, will demand against that lawyer again

Desolation
12-31-2012, 04:06 PM
one time asked me to put a cigarette out on her.

i dont judge people's fetishes but if it was a virginia slim 100 that girl needs some medication.

maks
12-31-2012, 04:39 PM
If Ramen's hired a lawyer and paid more than 1000 dollars, after of some days, lawyer told "I couldn't find the brave troll but i had reports he is from another country, i'm unable to work. Case closed" then Ramen is shocked and flipped out, will demand against that lawyer again

While it would be funny if ramen lost $1000 trying to track down the guy who sent nudie pics to her mom, I'm confident she never persued it at all because she knows as well as anyone else that she is poor and doesn't even have $1000


i dont judge people's fetishes but if it was a virginia slim 100 that girl needs some medication.

she smoked newports and I smoke marlboro mediums so I assume it would have been one of them

blumpkin blownuts
12-31-2012, 05:32 PM
ive decided newports are for women fags and well-to-do niggers and i need to switch brands

LadyKillmonger
10-13-2013, 03:49 AM
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