The Cag Files: All Cag Audio/Video/Pics gets posted for weeks ITT.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Since my good friend Clarissa Holz who has definitely forgiven me and definitely isn't at all angry about things she did has given me permission to post these it's time for:


THE CAG FILES

First up is a phone call which I think pretty well sums up what Cag is all about.

http://www.fjs.click/phonecall1.mp3 (right click save as)


Subjects include:


Camoron's lack of a father, job or money and when he lost his virginity.

Clarissa's plans to steal money from Ed.

Teknorat's evilness.

Clarissa's backups of backups (of men.) (Now we know it was Jon lmao)

Rare audio of Cag trying to cook food lmao stick to stripping honey.

How much Cag hates Camoron.

Multiple suicide threats.

Mild crying.

Insulting Steven Yelle.

Insulting rootbeer.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

The files will continue to flow after people have had a listen and discussed.

http://i.imgur.com/RrfP5Nq.jpg
Cag Pissing.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

(7:51:36 AM) steveyos fjs: she's talking about such gay shit I do not want this to be my grilfriend oh my god
(7:51:41 AM) steveyos fjs: skyrim, gpher, ugh, shutup cag omg
(7:51:58 AM) steveyos fjs: if you'fe stevey adn want to play second lfie for 15 years and whatever I mean it's cool but, then it ends right there
(7:52:18 AM) steveyos fjs: wow just beucae I play one game forever that mean sI like all games foreve cause I obviously ptu so much time into every othe ragme cag reallybushpig
(7:52:28 AM) steveyos fjs: I don't need to hear any more I'm arleadypissed

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Big Hurk: lmao
Big Hurk: cag talks about fucking with camoron big time
Big Hurk: and then she complains about you doing anything to her
Big Hurk: uhh
Big Hurk: :hmm:
Teknorat: LIZARD LOGIC
Big Hurk: what the fuck
Big Hurk: half of europe will be above 10% muslim by 2030

[lnopia the great]

cag post

[lnopia the great]

another post about cag

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Everybody loves cag

[m0nde]

Teknorat's evilness.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

The files will continue to flow after people have had a listen and discussed.

http://i.imgur.com/RrfP5Nq.jpg
Cag Pissing.
Scabby cunt

[Autistic Spectrum]

harsh words from a circus whore

[juji]

Didn't she talk about Elz?

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

I really don't even care to listen to it to tell you, there are no surprises to me about her character or lack thereof but I mean she's insulted you enough to your fucking face you dipshit and I tell you now she has said plenty more to every other guy, she uses you like a fucking tool to try and show other guys she has a guy obsessed with her and you're literally dumb enough to still not realise this?

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

You've got to be pretty fucking dumb to be shatted on by cag even once let alone repeatedly.

[juji]

Sometimes I can't hit a woman and I let her to kick my balls because im strong

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Sometimes I can't hit a woman and I let her to kick my balls because im strong

Lol

That works great for me because I'm so fucking annoyed at how infantile and stupid you can be I'd love to fucking make you cry right now but you're too fucking dumb to understand what I'd be saying so kicking you square in the ball sack would be great

[Autistic Spectrum]

i can't belive all the stuff cag said about elz in that mp3,, about how she regreatedd not meeting up with him irl and how she wanted to fuck him really bad

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

LOL

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Going to make juji's day and abuse the fuck out of him.

He fucking loves it.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

I want to slap and punch him in the face until he's crying then spit on him and kick him in the balls

He will never have experienced such joy

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Then roll him over, pour eucalyptus oil all over his hairy ass and then fist it with a washing glove on

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Meanwhile am listening to this fucking rubbish

"i don't get anything out of you crying" teknorat says while jerking off to her crying

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm never going to listen to it but yuo seem like you are enjoying your self lisa, maype you and codey can do a live commerentray track

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

i'm never going to listen to it but yuo seem like you are enjoying your self lisa, maype you and codey can do a live commerentray track

No I'm not enjoying, I don't know who I hate more, teknorat or cag

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

And this goes for half an hour and I'm 10 mins literally can't listen to this retarded rubbish anymore

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol sure your turning it off lisa, sure you are

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

And this scabby twatted retarded scag is still trying to get her scabby twat and shitty anus posted all over this forum. This forum fucking smells rancid

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

lol sure your turning it off lisa, sure you are
No I did, trust me I got 10 mins into it just after she was whining that she could kill herself if she knew the combination to the gun cabinet, literally 5 seconds later she's giggling and then it gets brain damagingly boring, I turned it off

But it was really good for me for helping me to hate teknorat today

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa you better send me that full nude you took of yourself the attn is back on cag, and off of you

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

lisa you better send me that full nude you took of yourself the attn is back on cag, and off of you

I'd only show you because I want to see your cock and stuff, not to be posted alongside scags's scabby twat and shit stained man hands

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh god :hyper:

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

And you'd never get it unless you put out first

[Autistic Spectrum]

wtf

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

i don't know wtf, I don't know what's happening here dp but I think we are trying to get naked pics of each other or something

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

i'm going to be deeply in love with you for about 5 mins today until I hate you ok?

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

I got so much shit on teknorat I could epic troll him a thousand times over if I was so inclined.

He's a fucking tool.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

But I'm not interested in joining in the competition about who the most pathetic loser is. Teknorat and cag can both take the cake for that.

[juji]

Lol

That works great for me because I'm so fucking annoyed at how infantile and stupid you can be I'd love to fucking make you cry right now but you're too fucking dumb to understand what I'd be saying so kicking you square in the ball sack would be great

That's not nice, I know I told I can't hit women without special reason, besides I have a right to stop a woman who tries to damage my family members, even if she can't stop, then I have no choice and I give a good fist over her face to be stunned that I wasn't proud of it. You shouldn't hit anyone without reason.
However if you do soft hit towards me, it's affection. Maybe if you do hard hit to me without my mistake, I will be serious.

[juji]

i can't belive all the stuff cag said about elz in that mp3,, about how she regreatedd not meeting up with him irl and how she wanted to fuck him really bad

seriously? you better stop trolling

[juji]

Since maybe you read that I offered her to hang out while Im California.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

That's not nice, I know I told I can't hit women without special reason, besides I have a right to stop a woman who tries to damage my family members, even if she can't stop, then I have no choice and I give a good fist over her face to be stunned that I wasn't proud of it. You shouldn't hit anyone without reason.
However if you do soft hit towards me, it's affection. Maybe if you do hard hit to me without my mistake, I will be serious.
No it's ok I was just being overly affectionate.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Plus my reasons are very special

[m0nde]

soft hits on am 437, faggotry all night

[TheLizardWhisperer]

http://i.imgur.com/4UzR5MY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sgT5jae.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CZVCmqy.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/aYqZ2za.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cTvsROI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/y0IffVp.jpg

[m0nde]

less brown than a certain someone else's

[TheLizardWhisperer]

less brown than a certain someone else's
Yours? (Because you're a shitskin get it!?! :-))

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Mine is not brown you dumb fuck shit poster

[m0nde]

heyy lisa =3 why do you think everything is about you?
http://i.imgur.com/eGTm7ou.jpg

[m0nde]

Yours? (Because you're a shitskin get it!?! :-))
http://i.imgur.com/S9SRLX2.jpg

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Wow, what a retard.

Why do you desperately try to be involved in everyone else's business sid? Stop posting about me FFS you retarded loser.

Mine is in shadow and has pubes, granted not as thick black and and hairy as cag's nor as spikey or scabby but it's there. mine is fucking pink like literally every other woman's.

M0nde you are literally ruining this forum again and you need to leave.

You also will not be permitted to play games with me ever again I am sick and tired with what a god damned cody you are. fuck off loser.

[Autistic Spectrum]

if lisa and m0nde where in the nfl they would be on the clevland browns

[Autistic Spectrum]

Mine is in shadow and has pubes, granted not as thick black and and hairy as cag's nor as spikey or scabby but it's there. mine is fucking pink like literally every other woman's.

[m0nde]

Wow, what a retard.

Why do you desperately try to be involved in everyone else's business sid? Stop posting about me FFS you retarded loser.

Mine is in shadow and has pubes, granted not as thick black and and hairy as cag's nor as spikey or scabby but it's there. mine is fucking pink like literally every other woman's.

M0nde you are literally ruining this forum again and you need to leave.

You also will not be permitted to play games with me ever again I am sick and tired with what a god damned cody you are. fuck off loser.

[Autistic Spectrum]

heyy lisa ;) welcome to brown town,

[m0nde]

brown

is now also a thing

heyy lisa =3

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

http://i.imgur.com/sgT5jae.jpg

And why is cag's scabby twat darker here? Because of the fucking lighting you idiot.

I had the light on and when I made my lube bottle vagina circus tricks video for my own curiosity the other day because teknorat got me curious what it looked like and it was certainly not brown. Also every guy I actually fuck comments that it's really tight.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

heyy lisa ;) welcome to brown town,

Do us both a favour and don't let that ass sniffing shit poster follow you around

[m0nde]

heyy whatever you say lisa =3

i don't know why you keep repeating yourself

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[m0nde]

~ OUT ~

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Cag Plays Borderlands 2 (http://www.fjs.click/bl2.mp3) (right click save as)

Subjects:


Murdering Elz
Stabbing people as a child
Guys taking too long to cum in in her
Spreading her pussy on stage
Licking the pole
And much more!



File hosting provided by www.fjs.click




http://i.imgur.com/y0IffVp.jpg

[lnopia the great]

I've been in love with cag longer then any of you sad nerds

[Autistic Spectrum]

i hope cag is not lurking and she really has moved on with her life,

[juji]

I would like to know what cag did say about murdering Elz

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Can someone transcribe for Elz I can't be fucked listening again

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

I'd rather slice my scalp open with a razor blade than listen to it and besides how many times do I need to explain to juji what the fugly scabby scunted scag is like and what she says about him. Will it make any difference? Nope.

The chances of anyone at all listening to that are pretty slim and then wasting their time transcribing what everyone has already told him hundreds of times over are even slimmer.

[UPGRAYEDD]

I'd rather slice my scalp open with a razor blade than listen to it and besides how many times do I need to explain to juji what the fugly scabby scunted scag is like and what she says about him. Will it make any difference? Nope.

The chances of anyone at all listening to that are pretty slim and then wasting their time transcribing what everyone has already told him hundreds of times over are even slimmer.

Are you like this in real life?

Do you talk to actual people irl or is it just a glued to the computer/order everything online/shit bucket scenario?

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

None of your fucking business who I speak to or how I speak to them. I've actually done a fair ammount of public speaking, I can speak really well if I want or it's appropriate, i was also a teacher for years and doubt very much you understand what professional persona is OR I can speak like that if I fucking well want to whatever fucktard adult I want in a non professional setting, I can speak oceans better than you and I can speak my mind and put a sailor to shame. I have to be honest with you, not really a fan of you, I don't hate you but I really don't give a shit about you so spare yourself and me, I have enough dipshits around here that I actually give two shits about but you're never going to be one of them.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

I mean you're literally some fucking retard who posted snuff porn at me, GTFO

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

And we're literally in a gay nigger dick forum posting in a topic about some dog shit fugly scabby cunted tubular titted dive bar stripper's desperate plea's for attention by finger painting with her own excrement and you want to try and act like you have class? GTFO retard

[Camoron]

Phew I'm glad theres nothing embarrasing about me in there

[Autistic Spectrum]

i can't belive she never talked about me or jiadh josh,, her best internet friends :(

[Autistic Spectrum]

None of your fucking business who I speak to or how I speak to them. I've actually done a fair ammount of public speaking, I can speak really well if I want or it's appropriate, i was also a teacher for years and doubt very much you understand what professional persona is OR I can speak like that if I fucking well want to whatever fucktard adult I want in a non professional setting, I can speak oceans better than you and I can speak my mind and put a sailor to shame. I have to be honest with you, not really a fan of you, I don't hate you but I really don't give a shit about you so spare yourself and me, I have enough dipshits around here that I actually give two shits about but you're never going to be one of them.

wow, thanks

[m0nde]

triggered

[Autistic Spectrum]

i think lisa said she cares abotu you m0nde in that long post that i acutally read (i'm never doing that again)

[Autistic Spectrum]

i have enough dipshits around here that I actually give two shits about

she's talking about you and cdoey

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Depends on what if anything you consider embarrassing at this point camoron but she talks about you a lot in upcoming audio.

[m0nde]

teknorat's betrayal to cag thread page 4 of 120981

[UPGRAYEDD]

None of your fucking business who I speak to or how I speak to them. I've actually done a fair ammount of public speaking, I can speak really well if I want or it's appropriate, i was also a teacher for years and doubt very much you understand what professional persona is OR I can speak like that if I fucking well want to whatever fucktard adult I want in a non professional setting, I can speak oceans better than you and I can speak my mind and put a sailor to shame. I have to be honest with you, not really a fan of you, I don't hate you but I really don't give a shit about you so spare yourself and me, I have enough dipshits around here that I actually give two shits about but you're never going to be one of them.
You're completely full of shit on all fronts. You cared enough to write this wall of text and you care enough to try to impress a forum full of 100% losers who should probably be exterminated. I highly doubt your public speaking and teaching goes beyond teaching a room full of stoners how to pack a bong, or how to not wear makeup.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

You're completely full of shit on all fronts. You cared enough to write this wall of text and you care enough to try to impress a forum full of 100% losers who should probably be exterminated. I highly doubt your public speaking and teaching goes beyond teaching a room full of stoners how to pack a bong, or how to not wear makeup.
Shows what you know. I wrote and read the opening statement in a press conference in parliament house. I have two university degrees and taught for years. You keep posting at me like you hope I'll give a shit about you but I don't, no-one here does. I write walls of texts all the time because I can string together more than one sentence. I am beloved in the community (lol) and you're not and just wrote a wall of text whinging at me.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

i have enough dipshits around here that I actually give two shits about

she's talking about you and cdoeyno it's you and you know it's you, don't deny our love

[UPGRAYEDD]

Shows what you know. I wrote and read the opening statement in a press conference in parliament house. I have two university degrees and taught for years. You keep posting at me like you hope I'll give a shit about you but I don't, no-one here does. I write walls of texts all the time because I can string together more than one sentence. I am beloved in the community (lol) and you're not and just wrote a wall of text whinging at me.

You have never been in a government building other than welfare/unemployment/jail/mental hospital

[Camoron]

Depends on what if anything you consider embarrassing at this point camoron but she talks about you a lot in upcoming audio.

does she talk about how I sucked my black cousins dick when I was 6? lmao I'm the only one here who literally sucked a niggers dick.

[m0nde]

Shows what you know. I wrote and read the opening statement in a press conference in parliament house. I have two university degrees and taught for years. You keep posting at me like you hope I'll give a shit about you but I don't, no-one here does. I write walls of texts all the time because I can string together more than one sentence. I am beloved in the community (lol) and you're not and just wrote a wall of text whinging at me.taught for 4 years and had totally useless bogan jobs the rest of the time, lol and then dropped out of society completely to go on welfare

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

You have never been in a government building other than welfare/unemployment/jail/mental hospital

I've posted my degrees and teaching registration before.

You'll never know me.

[Camoron]

Just admitted freely to literally sucking a niggers dick and m0nde and lisa just keep at it

[juji]

I'd rather slice my scalp open with a razor blade than listen to it and besides how many times do I need to explain to juji what the fugly scabby scunted scag is like and what she says about him. Will it make any difference? Nope.

The chances of anyone at all listening to that are pretty slim and then wasting their time transcribing what everyone has already told him hundreds of times over are even slimmer.



Would you help me what did she say about murdering elz?

Im looking for information

[TheLizardWhisperer]

does she talk about how I sucked my black cousins dick when I was 6? lmao I'm the only one here who literally sucked a niggers dick.
Yes. And the other stuff.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Would you help me what did she say about murdering elz?

Im looking for information

Ok look, I'll tell you what, I am at my mum's using her wifi right now so that I can play my app games but I can't really sit there and listen to this now but if nobody does for you by tuesday when I get my own wifi back I will transcribe what she says about you for you ok? This is a huge favour though because I'm not even interested in listening to it but someone who has listened to it should transscribe it for you and if no-one does by tuesday I will do that for you but I hope you appreciate it because I'd kind of rather stab myself in the ear drums than listen to it.

[rubycalaber]

does she talk about how I sucked my black cousins dick when I was 6? lmao I'm the only one here who literally sucked a niggers dick.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/Gifs/community/1367998409259_zps871946aa.gif~original

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh is this the thread camaeroen talks about sucking black dicks when he was 6

[rubycalaber]

"I'm gonna marry this asshole and take all his money and there's nothing you or anyone else can do about it, hes already written me into his will, if I can keep him drinking he can die, I would fucking kill ed, I would not feel bad about it" - Cag AKA Clarissa Holz

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/Gifs/whut_zps4616b148.gif~original

[rubycalaber]

that would be very funny if she wasnt dating a guy I like to play games with

[rubycalaber]

(so now its only quite funny)

[m0nde]

suddenly got serious. elezzzark did you hear that, cag said something but it wasn't about you.

[Autistic Spectrum]

cags a money hungry whore, this is all very shcoking to me,

[m0nde]

oh but you didn't know about the plan, dp

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag likes tricking sad retards out of money, no , not cag! i refuse to believe this

[m0nde]

stop spreading lies dp

[juji]

:yeaok:

[juji]

suddenly got serious. elezzzark did you hear that, cag said something but it wasn't about you.

She talked about Ed, I dont even know who is him

[juji]

She talked about Ed, I dont even know who is him

Cag's job was bartender long time ago, Ed is one of the customers

[m0nde]

idk, ed may have been some guy she met at work who raped her or something just speculating

[juji]

m0nde, master of irrelevant

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Oh he's as pathetic and stupid as cody.

FYI cag was never actually raped. She rubbed her scabby scunt against a gross drunk guy's dick while trying to get hundreds of dollars off him whilst doing a strip tease in a back room. She fucking well planned the whole thing, she had been carrying on for a year about wanting to get "raped" but there was no actual rape, that poor drunk bastard was the fucking victim.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

He didn't even insert his dick into her gaping scabby giant slop hole of a scunt. She told me she kept going because she was trying to get as much money out of him as she could and he was legless drunk.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Ed was a strip club customer. His sexual preferences are mentioned in the next audio.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

There was no fight, no struggle, no injury done to her, she was a washed up 30 year old dive bar stripper looking for an out because next to actually hot 18 year olds she wasn't doing so well and this was her plan to get the bar to pay her off. She's a nasty piece of work and it's stupid moles like her that make it harder for women who have actually been raped, none of which planned for a year or more for it to happen, were not the actual aggressors and actually struggled and suffered injury because they were not trying to keep going to get a couple of hundred extra dollars off a guy so drunk he had no idea what was happening. It's not even close to the same thing.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Ed was a strip club customer. His sexual preferences are mentioned in the next audio.

Bestiality.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

There was no fight, no struggle, no injury done to her, she was a washed up 30 year old dive bar stripper looking for an out because next to actually hot 18 year olds she wasn't doing so well and this was her plan to get the bar to pay her off. She's a nasty piece of work and it's stupid moles like her that make it harder for women who have actually been raped, none of which planned for a year or more for it to happen, were not the actual aggressors and actually struggled and suffered injury because they were not trying to keep going to get a couple of hundred extra dollars off a guy so drunk he had no idea what was happening. It's not even close to the same thing.
This is a work of fiction. Enjoyable but fiction nonetheless.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

This is a work of fiction. Enjoyable but fiction nonetheless.

Bullshit she told me herself how drunk he was and how she kept going to get extra hundreds off him because when it first happened and she was posting all about it I added her on skype and had voice conversation with her about what actually happened and you know yourself there was no actual rape from what she told you, at worst it was sexual assault and it's pretty dubious about who sexually assaulted who. Everyone saw her crap on for a couple of years before that about wanting to get "raped" and when I asked her why the bar was still paying her she literally said "so I don't sue them lmao"

Just don't even.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Even fishmonger knew what a crock of shit that was

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Bullshit she told me herself how drunk he was and how she kept going to get extra hundreds off him because when it first happened and she was posting all about it I added her on skype and had voice conversation with her about what actually happened and you know yourself there was no actual rape from what she told you, at worst it was sexual assault and it's pretty dubious about who sexually assaulted who. Everyone saw her crap on for a couple of years before that about wanting to get "raped" and when I asked her why the bar was still paying her she literally said "so I don't sue them lmao"

Just don't even.
This is pretty much all correct. She put herself in the situation when she knew he was grabby. But he did assault her. Also she's not 30 lol

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

This is pretty much all correct. She put herself in the situation when she knew he was grabby. But he did assault her. Also she's not 30 lol

Uh she IS 30.

And I want to make it clear that I'm not saying that because she was stripping he had a right to rape her, I am saying she was not actually raped at all, after he got his drunk dick out she kept going because a she told me he was really drunk and throwing hundreds of dollars at her and then she is bending over over his dick and his dick brushed her flaps. I knew a prostitute when I was 18 who had been raped. She had scars all over face from where they (it was more than one) had smashed her face open on the sharp corner of a table when the struggle ensued before she was actually raped. She suffered serious fucking injury and was scarred for life, big deep scary looking scars over her face. I mean it's not something to fucking well plan, dream of or "lmao" about, there is rape and then there is brushing your piss flaps against a leglessy drunk guy with his dick out while you willingly keep going to get a few hundred dollars off him and the latter is not even close to rape.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

He grabbed her and pulled her down hard enough onto it that it hurt. He was *trying* to get it in. Does anyone else know for sure what her age is?

[UPGRAYEDD]

Uh she IS 30.

And I want to make it clear that I'm not saying that because she was stripping he had a right to rape her, I am saying she was not actually raped at all, after he got his drunk dick out she kept going because a she told me he was really drunk and throwing hundreds of dollars at her and then she is bending over over his dick and his dick brushed her flaps. I knew a prostitute when I was 18 who had been raped. She had scars all over face from where they (it was more than one) had smashed her face open on the sharp corner of a table when the struggle ensued before she was actually raped. She suffered serious fucking injury and was scarred for life, big deep scary looking scars over her face. I mean it's not something to fucking well plan, dream of or "lmao" about, there is rape and then there is brushing your piss flaps against a leglessy drunk guy with his dick out while you willingly keep going to get a few hundred dollars off him and the latter is not even close to rape.


He grabbed her and pulled her down hard enough onto it that it hurt. He was *trying* to get it in. Does anyone else know for sure what her age is?
you're sounding like a retard

girls lie about rape end of story

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Is Lisa's rape story a lie?

[UPGRAYEDD]

Is Lisa's rape story a lie?

yes

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Level 200 fuckhead detected

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

1. He was really drunk, she was bragging about how drunk he was and how he just kept throwing hundreds of dollars at her

2. He got his dick out, she saw he got his drunk dick out and said, "No dude" but instead of calling it short then she decided to keep going because she wanted more money.

3. She then after he had his dick out kept going and was bending over his drunk dick, at which point he pull her down onto his dick ( that was already out and she bending over on) it did not penetrate her.

4. It hurt? Oh fucking please, I've been jabbed with enough drunk cocks that missed their aim to assure you that bullshit, it did not cause any injury, she was not bruised or torn, a drunk dick poked her and the muscle I pulled in my ass from coughing the other day hurt like 100 times more than getting poked, not even penetrated by a drunken cock. If I bump into your cock it's going to bend and hurt you a lot more than it hurts me, if you've been raped and vaginally bruised and torn that's a whole different fucking thing which is not what happened.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Level 200 fuckhead detected

<3

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Steveyos has a prolapsed anus

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Is that worse than a dick bumping you?

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Is that worse than a dick bumping you?

Considerably.

My cough raped me :s.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Do you accept that the combination of being grabbed and thrust at with an unwanted lukewarm mexi-dick was an unpleasant experience?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Not to mention not knowing if you have teh aids

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Scrubbing toilets is an unpleasant experience but if that's your choice and job.....

Leaving when he pulled his dick out, go getting the bouncer outside the door, all options, CHOOSING to continue and bending over over his dick for more money was a choice, an unpleasant experience for me would be doing that in the first place however I would chose scrubbing toilets before choosing that, an unpleasant experience is not rape and not actually being raped kind of puts the chances of getting aids from about 0.001% to 0% and the whole "now I'm scared I have aids" was crock of shit. She was not raped, there was not fluid transfer so that kind of makes that like let's say I stubbed my toe and then started telling people I was worried I had aids I'd be a fucking retard fishing for sympathy about nothing not to mention when I told her it takes 6 months for AIDS to show up after being possibly exposed (which she wasn't) she didn't even know that because bullshit alert she was not raped.

Not liking what you just did with a fat sweaty drunk ugly guy that you chose to do that with for money is not the same as being raped.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Ok but you can get hiv from pre cum. Do you accept that it was not a consensual event?

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Ok but you can get hiv from pre cum. Do you accept that it was not a consensual event?

Oh you mean when he had his dick out and instead of calling it as over and leaving or getting the bouncer choosing to continue for more money taking off your pants and bending over his out of pants cock? To be honest no I think that boat sailed when she decided to do that. Did she like it when he poked her with his cock that was out and she had bent over it with her pants off? Probably not, was there a lack of consent in her actions after knowing his dick was out and bending over it? Not really, he didn't force her to do that, he did however grab her and pull her onto it poking her leg with it and she probably didn't like that but that in light of the fact that she chose to continue and bend over his out and exposed cock well I don't know who is "raping" who at that point. Look she is 30 years old, no-one stopped her from calling it done when he got his cock out, no-one forced her to bend over it close enough for him to grab her and pull her onto his lap, she literally chose to do that because as she told me she didn't want to stop because he kept throwing money at her. She is a grown woman who made a choice with full knowledge of what was going on, more knowledge than the leglessly drunk had about what was happening and I think it is just a fucking insult to actual nonconsentual sexual assaults to try and put that specific happening in the same category let alone rape. The consent was dubious but at what point did she in full knowledge of what was happening actually not consent to continuing for more money when his dick was out and it was offered and bending over his cock? I'm sorry but it makes a mockery of non consent. When he got his cock out a "nope." and walking out was all she needed to do yet she took a couple of hundred more, took off her pants and bent over the cock like uh :S it's a fine line here between saying that yes she didn't like it after all was said and done and making a mockery of actual assault and rape cases. So I'm just going to repeat what happened and not really put a foot in either camp because either way I'm degrading and insulting rape but if I have to I'd rather my stance on that not actually insult or degrade actual rape cases and instead degrade and insult that, whatever the fuck that was which was not rape. Especially about a person who has insulted, degraded and made a mockery of rape for as long as I've known them which is longer than any of yous.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

And you can't get aids from precum on your leg, the virus has to get into your bloodstream.

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Clarissa was not raped I agree. But I do think she was sexually assaulted. I'm not saying she was asking for it but it seems to me that that's as close to asking for it as you can possibly get without actually asking for it.

Given the option I would convict the guy for assault.

I would not give Clarissa any charity or sympathy though. However it still was assault.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Clarissa was not raped I agree. But I do think she was sexually assaulted. I'm not saying she was asking for it but it seems to me that that's as close to asking for it as you can possibly get without actually asking for it.

Given the option I would convict the guy for assault.

I would not give Clarissa any charity or sympathy though. However it still was assault.exactly. Thanks for explaining it in less than a million words which I seemed incapable of doing. I have no sympathy for either of them on this count lol

[rubycalaber]

keep in mind lisa doesnt find waking up to a man anally raping her as rape or a man throwing a brick at her head and then raping her as rape

[UPGRAYEDD]

keep in mind lisa doesnt find waking up to a man anally raping her as rape or a man throwing a brick at her head and then raping her as rape

Well she's upside down, also I would love to do that.

[UPGRAYEDD]

Oh and btw don't forget I'm better than all of you and didn't read your posts.

[Desolation]

i'm lurking1 where's the ass in thong pix ?

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Might be in the low quality webcam pics

[TheLizardWhisperer]

http://i.imgur.com/pyGfA4V.png (http://www.fjs.click/)

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

^That's brown.

Ruby I want to set you straight. The brick being thrown at my head is an entirely seperate event and was not followed by rape. I don't care to comment right now about the incident I think you are mixing that up with.

The other thing, well I was really really drunk and had been fucking him all night and I had passed out and woke up and didn't even realise he was fucking me in the ass at first I just though he was just fucking me until I realised it was in my ass and I was really that drunk that I didn't really care, I must have been beyond relaxed and it was not like it even hurt.

Also go to hell.

[Camoron]

Yes. And the other stuff.
if there is anything worse than that its prob not true. Havent listened and dont care but I didnt rly tell her that much and I dont have a lot to be ashamee of and its not like it was secret that I was a nerd virgin faggot until I was 24 lmao

[TheLizardWhisperer]

if there is anything worse than that its prob not true. Havent listened and dont care but I didnt rly tell her that much and I dont have a lot to be ashamee of and its not like it was secret that I was a nerd virgin faggot until I was 24 lmao
The worst thing she told me is of your love for her.

[Camoron]

lol caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaag

[rubycalaber]

^That's brown.

Ruby I want to set you straight. The brick being thrown at my head is an entirely seperate event and was not followed by rape. I don't care to comment right now about the incident I think you are mixing that up with.

The other thing, well I was really really drunk and had been fucking him all night and I had passed out and woke up and didn't even realise he was fucking me in the ass at first I just though he was just fucking me until I realised it was in my ass and I was really that drunk that I didn't really care, I must have been beyond relaxed and it was not like it even hurt.

Also go to hell.

yeah not rape just fucking you in a way you didnt want when you were unable to consent for several different reasons

[Camoron]

Lol ruby is the only one who would read all those words

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I read them all too since I knew it'd be gold.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Scag

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

...

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

:sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun::sun: :sun:






...Cag has 10,000 times more class than nigger lisa.

[Plug Drugs]

Lisa you can hit me in the balls

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Lisa you can hit me in the balls

Thanks.

[Plug Drugs]

You can torture my balls however you please

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Got a cattle prod?

[Quarter_snacks]

who is this cag and how do i contact her?



asking for a friend....

[Plug Drugs]

you want to fuck he rdont you

[Quarter_snacks]

you want to fuck he rdont you

my f-frien doems,.., ,

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

...

[Quarter_snacks]

just lookin for some net girls

[UPGRAYEDD]

just lookin for some net girls

lmao I stole all your internet women and fucked webchick fuck you fucking twink loser go blow your boyfriend hugh guiney

[UPGRAYEDD]

*drops mic*

[Quarter_snacks]

zorn with the hot takes

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Lol

[Quarter_snacks]

wait is that dukat

[Stalin]

wait is that dukat

yeah no SHIT it's dukat dumbfuck, posting so hard it brought me back from the forums grave just to post itt and call you a faggot

[UPGRAYEDD]

yeah no SHIT it's dukat dumbfuck, posting so hard it brought me back from the forums grave just to post itt and call you a faggot

:kkk::mario::whassup::assoff::rockout::mysterysolved::smug::feelsgood::die::dnlis:

[TheLizardWhisperer]

I'm working on another audio but I got sick of going through editing out all the parts where she's talking about how great she is I'll get it done next week.

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

...

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Why is the loser skank back obsessed as fuck bumping shit about me?

[Quarter_snacks]

http://lolalmighty.com/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=32&d=1424545531

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

pic didn't work

[cagordon]

Neither do you welfare whore lmao

[m0nde]

lol

[Quarter_snacks]

Neither do you welfare whore lmao

is this the cag that i want to bang?

[Quarter_snacks]

http://i58.tinypic.com/23hotj8.jpg

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

LOL!

[Lisa the Meter Maid]

Neither do you welfare whore lmao

Nor do you and you were an actual second rate whore

Probably cody's $20 whore

[Lisa Battery]

...

[Lisa Battery]

The files will continue to flow after people have had a listen and discussed.

http://i.imgur.com/RrfP5Nq.jpg
Cag Pissing.

[Desolation]

pussie

[Lisa Battery]

Mind the scabs there

[Lisa Battery]

Clarissa Holz

[peter quinn i.e. manoman]

Lisas cats dead

[internutt]

Wow, what a retard.

Why do you desperately try to be involved in everyone else's business sid? Stop posting about me FFS you retarded loser.

Mine is in shadow and has pubes, granted not as thick black and and hairy as cag's nor as spikey or scabby but it's there. mine is fucking pink like literally every other woman's.

M0nde you are literally ruining this forum again and you need to leave.

You also will not be permitted to play games with me ever again I am sick and tired with what a god damned cody you are. fuck off loser.



lulz nice1

[Battery Bits]

Cag’s scabby bits

[maxgoldberg]

You can bump this thread all you want. Donny is still dead. You're still fat and old and alone. And Bev will die soon.

[Battery Bits]

You’re a nasty psycho slag with scabby bits

[maxgoldberg]

ok fatty lol

[Wendy <3]

It's sad seeing best friends fight

[maxgoldberg]

i was nice to lisa mchamhock for years until she made excuses for lilys behavior.

[Battery Bits]

Some fucking old creep who scammed lily out of $6,000 called her a pedophile because he had cyber sex with her and now she won’t give him any more money and somehow that is my fault according to the nasty scabby fucktard cag

[Wendy <3]

Knock it off both of you

[maxgoldberg]

lmao no

[Battery Bits]

You’re right course

That some creep who cybered with and scammed over $6,000 off a mentally disabled old woman then claimed he was underage and she molested him when she stopped giving him money even though they’ve never even met irl and he called her like 2 days ago asking for money is my fault.

[Wendy <3]

Quit

[maxgoldberg]

Some fucking old creep who scammed lily out of $6,000 called her a pedophile because he had cyber sex with her and now she won’t give him any more money and somehow that is my fault according to the nasty scabby fucktard cag

rootbeer gave you thousands to come to your house and sexually assault you. By your logic, you scammed him out of money

[maxgoldberg]

Stop scamming rootbeer out of money.

[maxgoldberg]

and you're like 15 years older than him jesus

[Battery Bits]

http://i.imgur.com/4UzR5MY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sgT5jae.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CZVCmqy.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/aYqZ2za.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cTvsROI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/y0IffVp.jpg Look at the scabs on her twat and huge zits on her ass

[Battery Bits]

rootbeer gave you thousands to come to your house and sexually assault you. By your logic, you scammed him out of money

He never gave me thousands of dollars you retard

[maxgoldberg]

Is this supposed to make me stop, Mcporky? lmao

[maxgoldberg]

He never gave me thousands of dollars you retard

So whatever happened to that passport you were gonna get in feburary?

[Battery Bits]

Stop what? Picking the scabs off your twat and ass? Doesn’t look like it

[Battery Bits]

So whatever happened to that passport you were gonna get in feburary?

He gave me like $300 for that then hooked up with someone and told me to keep it. I offered it back to him but he told me to keep it.

I spent it on weed.

But I’m getting my passport with my stimulus money.

[maxgoldberg]

*picks scab and wipes it on Lisa's fat rolls*

[maxgoldberg]

*lisas rubbery jowls quiver with rage*

[maxgoldberg]

rare picture of donny dancing with his father

https://i.imgur.com/ciwcNvu.gif

[Battery Bits]

*picks scab and wipes it on Lisa's fat rolls*

I don’t have rolls

You still have scabs though

[maxgoldberg]

You have rolls and jowls, and all the things that fat people have lmao. how much do you weigh?

[Battery Bits]

Um no.

You scabby retard

[maxgoldberg]

rare picture of donny dancing with his father

https://i.imgur.com/ciwcNvu.gif

[Battery Bits]

http://i.imgur.com/4UzR5MY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sgT5jae.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CZVCmqy.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/aYqZ2za.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cTvsROI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/y0IffVp.jpg
Scab and zit central

[maxgoldberg]

rare picture of donny dancing with his father

https://i.imgur.com/ciwcNvu.gifIn loving memory of Donald

[maxgoldberg]

rare picture of donny dancing with his father

https://i.imgur.com/ciwcNvu.gif
one cock woman

[Battery Bits]

Scabby twat and bit juicy butt zits


http://i.imgur.com/4UzR5MY.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/sgT5jae.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/CZVCmqy.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/aYqZ2za.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/cTvsROI.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/y0IffVp.jpg

[Wendy <3]

It makes me so mad seeing all of my best friends online being mean to one another i hate you all so much

[maxgoldberg]

one cock woman

[maxgoldberg]

i was only nice to lisa because i felt sorry for her, but no more pity from me lol. she made excuses for lily cybering kids and if there is one thing i dont tolerate its pedos and their enablers

[Battery Bits]

Scabby zitty cag is a nasty retard

[maxgoldberg]

one cock woman

just thouht this needed to be posted again for lisa mcporky

[maxgoldberg]

i call her lisa mcporky cua shes fat asf get it lol

[maks]

where does lisa get off criticizing anyone's vagina

[maks]

I mean yeah cag's is nothing special but it's a far cry better than lisa's. probably because cag didn't get raped until she was an adult

[maxgoldberg]

She thinks it bothers me lmao.

[maxgoldberg]

I mean yeah cag's is nothing special but it's a far cry better than lisa's. probably because cag didn't get raped until she was an adult

you're around the same age as lisa, and have many things to show for it. a career, a house, etc. She can't even do these things except lay around in her shitty rented home, stuffing her face and and smoking pot. She is so useless she can't even do simple tasks like drag her ass out of bed to get a passport

[Desolation]

TOXIC~

[Wendy <3]

Lisa has an obsession with everyone's genitalia on this forum

[m0nde]

TOXIC~

yeah, this has gotten really bad.

how are you dessog?

[Battery Bits]

Mine isn’t scabby and I don’t have butt zits

[maxgoldberg]

Lisa has an obsession with everyone's genitalia on this forum

she is not a one cock woman

[maxgoldberg]

Mine isn’t scabby and I don’t have butt zits

lisa mchamsandwiche

[m0nde]

Mine isn’t scabby and I don’t have butt zits

We haven't seen it in a long time. Care to prove it?

[Battery Bits]

You’re a moron cag

[Battery Bits]

...

[maxgoldberg]

Every time Lisa becomes enraged she bumps this thread lmao

[Wendy <3]

Go make another can cram group you traitorous creep.

[juji]

stop

[maxgoldberg]

stop telling people what to do

[Wendy <3]

Can we get some more up to date pics or something already

[maxgoldberg]

well im married now to a wealthy rubynet admin. sorry wendy

[m0nde]

lol, why is elezzzark whiteknighting these peopl? why whiteknight a pedophile liar? i don't get it

[Wendy <3]

Sorry cat avatar guy

[maxgoldberg]

Im rich beyond lisas wildest dreams!

[maks]

you're around the same age as lisa, and have many things to show for it. a career, a house, etc. She can't even do these things except lay around in her shitty rented home, stuffing her face and and smoking pot. She is so useless she can't even do simple tasks like drag her ass out of bed to get a passport

and honestly by a lot of metrics I'm kind of a fuckup, if a fuckup is doing better than lisa then goddamn

[maks]

Mine isn’t scabby and I don’t have butt zits

you have worms

[maxgoldberg]

I bet you run to your mommy and rootbeer every time your car needs a 120 repair

[Battery Bits]

you have worms

Lol no I don’t

[Battery Bits]

I bet you run to your mommy and rootbeer every time your car needs a 120 repair

Um no.

Retard

[m0nde]

she doesn't have worms because she takes a dewormer every day

[maxgoldberg]

she couldn't possibly have worms. she's too fat

[Battery Bits]

she doesn't have worms because she takes a dewormer every day

No about every 6 months, we’ll I used to because I was paranoid about worms

[Wendy <3]

Wtf why would you have fucking worms

[Battery Bits]

Wtf why would you have fucking worms

I don’t

I just used to think if I dewormed my cat I should deworm myself