The Cag Files: All Cag Audio/Video/Pics gets posted for weeks ITT.

[maxgoldberg]

Wtf why would you have fucking worms

because she's shizophrenic and thinks she has bugs crawling inside her lmao

[Battery Bits]

Scabby tard

[maxgoldberg]

you're so fat you need a mobility scooter lmao

[Battery Bits]

Um yeeeeeeah

Not really

Yet your bits are still scabby and you have zits on your ass

[maxgoldberg]

you're so fucking fat that you were too afraid to come on cam when i was there you porker lol

[maxgoldberg]

in some of those old threads, you were calling poeple fat and now you've turned into a huge, blubbery hambeast. that's gotta suck lol

[Battery Bits]

Didn’t want to hang out with a stupid scabby fucking skank like you

[Battery Bits]

Am quite happy to go on cam with people who aren’t pathetic fucking losers and I do.

[maxgoldberg]

shudddup you fat middleaged slob

[Battery Bits]

And in fact as soon as you and maks left I went on cam.

You’re disgusting you walking scab

[maxgoldberg]

i just wanna see how fat you've gotten. i heard that you look like you've gained 150 lbs lol.

[maxgoldberg]

i mean after calling people fat on this forum for years, it must suck to literally be the fattest person who posts here. talk about poetic justice

[Battery Bits]

Hardly

That’s exactly why I didn’t want to go on cam with you

I’ve got no issue with my weight and plenty of guys like it so shove it up your scabby and zit covered flat shapeless ass

[maxgoldberg]

i'm 110 lbs ^_^ and in very good shape from working out. lets see that gut, lisa mcham.

[maxgoldberg]

lisa mcblob lol

[maxgoldberg]

morbidly obese middle aged cat lady from pedo island

[Battery Bits]

I’m not the fattest person here at all

But you’re still the scabbiest

And where exactly am I calling people fat? You sure do project a lot of your issues on me, I’m not a nasty walking scab like you.

[maxgoldberg]

you ARE nasty tho, unkempt and extremely fat lol. come on cam and let me see. otherwise you're just scared because you know i am going to laugh

[Battery Bits]

you ARE nasty tho, unkempt and extremely fat lol. come on cam and let me see. otherwise you're just scared because you know i am going to laugh

You’re going to be a nasty skunt no matter what

I don’t want to hang out with a retarded pathetic nasty loser like you

[maxgoldberg]

you were fucking huge in december, i can only imagine how much more weight you've put on in the last few months. i bet you pant heavily even when sitting in place, chatting with bev while you gulp down calories

[maxgoldberg]

I bet your stomach protrudes farther than your tits lol

[maxgoldberg]

it must stink so bad in your tiny, poor person apartment lol

[Battery Bits]

I’m exactly the same weight I’ve been for like 2 years

I just don’t want to hang out with you

[maxgoldberg]

I’m exactly the same weight I’ve been for like 2 years



:rofl: Now that's a lie.

[maxgoldberg]

After Donny died because of you fucking niggers and telling him about it, did you start eating compulsively?

[Battery Bits]

:rofl: Now that's a lie.

Nope it’s not.

I’ve taken nudes for people and go on cam with plenty of people, just not you.

[Battery Bits]

After Donny died because of you fucking niggers and telling him about it, did you start eating compulsively?

What a load of garbage.

No I put on extra weight when I started my medication but I plateaued and have been the same weight for years now. I took nudes not that long ago and no-one who saw them complained.

[Battery Bits]

You’re racist, pathetic, retarded, nasty and have scabby bits and a zits all over your ass. All you do is make up stupid pathetic shit about people and try and project onto me the shit that you do.

[maxgoldberg]

what is it about extremely fat, unkempt middleaged old ladies and their love of the bbc

[maxgoldberg]

im def not making up that youre fat cus im not gonna lie lol i saw you on cam on the cosmi app a few nights ago and holy shit lmao

[maxgoldberg]

bitch u blew up and you were sweaty, panting heavily, and were wearing a dirty tent for a shirt. xD

[maxgoldberg]

and your hair omg xD

[maxgoldberg]

i was gonna take a screenshot but i just felt pity for the hammy blob of a person youve become youre already in hell what could i possibly do to make your miserable existence any worse lmao.

[Battery Bits]

I’m larger than I used to be because I used to be skinny but I’m not that fat.

You didn’t see shit.

And like I said once you and maks left I happily went on cam.

You’re nasty and pathetic.

[Battery Bits]

The files will continue to flow after people have had a listen and discussed.

http://i.imgur.com/RrfP5Nq.jpg
Cag Pissing.
Disgusting

[maxgoldberg]

youre exteemely larger than you ussed to be xD

[maxgoldberg]

you look like a fat bag lady lmao

[maxgoldberg]

and yes i saw u on cosmi lol hhahaha

[Battery Bits]

You didn’t see shit.

And like I said I’m the same weight I’ve been for years

[Wendy <3]

Really mean stuff being posted

[Battery Bits]

Really mean stuff being posted

Scabby scag started it

[maxgoldberg]

lisa has literally turned into an inhumane blob of ham pudding xD

[Wendy <3]

Noodles you are being really mean

[maxgoldberg]

Noodles you are being really mean

*noddles

[maxgoldberg]

you should have seen lisa on cam when she was on cosmi.

[Wendy <3]

No, don't be mean to me too

[Battery Bits]

Um yeah I’ve put on weight, that happened a couple of years ago now

But at least I’m not a desperate scabby skunted slag with zits all over her flat shapeless ass

[maxgoldberg]

ham pudding lmao

[maxgoldberg]

keep eating lmao

[maxgoldberg]

you will die in that shithole and they'll need a crane to get you out like in gilbert grape XD

[Battery Bits]

Try hard desperate drivel

Scabby skank

[Battery Bits]

Go pick your skunt scabs and squeeze your ass zits

[maxgoldberg]

okay ham puddin

[Battery Bits]

Thick black hairs and scabs that go halfway down your leg

[maxgoldberg]

if i were you i would just kill myself, but im not. I'm just relaxing here in my house that i own with my husband, counting our massive piles of cash, working out in my home gym, driving a car that isnt falling apart. ^_^

[Battery Bits]

You earned none of that

[maxgoldberg]

while you live in squalor, balloning up to the size of three disheveled Lisa's combined chatting with the white trash grandma of your dead junkie elover.

[Battery Bits]

Cag Plays Borderlands 2 (http://www.fjs.click/bl2.mp3) (right click save as)

Subjects:


Murdering Elz
Stabbing people as a child
Guys taking too long to cum in in her
Spreading her pussy on stage
Licking the pole
And much more!



File hosting provided by www.fjs.click




http://i.imgur.com/y0IffVp.jpg
Disgusting scabby skunt

[maxgoldberg]

ITT the ham pudding lady gets very mad lmao

[maks]

I don't see any scabs in that piucture, in fact there's barely any cunt her fingers are covering most of it

[maks]

cag did teknorat just happen to blackmail you when you were menstruating or did he approach you when you weren't and had to wait

[maks]

if the former, did he know you were menstruating? is he pro stalker enough that he charted your cycle?

[Battery Bits]

I don't see any scabs in that piucture, in fact there's barely any cunt her fingers are covering most of it

The scabs are half way down her leg like her bikini line

I could outline them for you if you like

[maxgoldberg]

i was pretty drunk when i did that

[Battery Bits]

How classy

[maxgoldberg]

Lisa is really mad at me for some reason but i don't know what i did other than stand up to the evil pedophile lily

[maxgoldberg]

How classy

and lisa knows about class lmao

[Battery Bits]

and lisa knows about class lmao

“Lmao”

Better than a scabby x stripper with huge zits on her ass, yes

[maks]

The scabs are half way down her leg like her bikini line

I could outline them for you if you like

please do I don't see any


i was pretty drunk when i did that

how did the timing work out though

[maxgoldberg]

I don't really remember much i did it as a joke lol

[maxgoldberg]

Jon thought it was pretty hilarious

[Battery Bits]

https://i.postimg.cc/YSqQbK0S/BF28580-C-6577-4-FF7-B80-C-D843934-E37-EB.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/6pRGc6Bw/A7-D53-CE7-DD62-473-B-84-DC-9005-FA8-BB076.jpg
“lmao”

[Battery Bits]

I don't really remember much i did it as a joke lol

“Lmao”

You’re so funny

[maxgoldberg]

i have a pretty sweet pusssy

[maxgoldberg]

^_^ lmao

[Battery Bits]

i have a pretty sweet pusssy

No it’s pretty damn scabby unless you’re talking about the inside of it in which case that looks just like the inside of every vagina you retard

[maxgoldberg]

It most certainly is not lmao. this pussy got me a husband that makes 6 figures. I have an infinitely better life of comfort than you

[Battery Bits]

https://i.postimg.cc/YSqQbK0S/BF28580-C-6577-4-FF7-B80-C-D843934-E37-EB.jpg
https://i.postimg.cc/6pRGc6Bw/A7-D53-CE7-DD62-473-B-84-DC-9005-FA8-BB076.jpg
“lmao”

What’s that scabby skunt?

Go squeeze your ass zits

[Battery Bits]

First she says she was horribly blackmailed then she claims she did this as a joke

[maxgoldberg]

those are moles dummy lol. spamming my old pics isnt gonna make me stop calliny you fat lmao

[maxgoldberg]

you can spam all the pics you want but it will never change your sad reality of failure, compulsive eating, and mental illness.

[Battery Bits]

They aren’t moles

They are scabs and zits

[maxgoldberg]

youre 48 and dont have any control over your reality that must suck. it must also suck seeing people your age with homes and families and new cars that arent constantly falling apart because youre not retarded enough to buy a car that is reliable lol

[Battery Bits]

You can literally see the white pussy head of the biggest ass zit

[maxgoldberg]

i bet you think about suicide evryday. lmao

[Battery Bits]

youre 48 and dont have any control over your reality that must suck. it must also suck seeing people your age with homes and families and new cars that arent constantly falling apart because youre not retarded enough to buy a car that is reliable lol

Oh I’m 48 now riiiiiight.

you sound desperate

[maks]

when's the last time your vagina got this much scrutiny cag

[maks]

lisa's right about one thing, bottom picture circle on the right is absolutely a zit

[Battery Bits]

They are just red and white headed moles is all

Not scabs and zits

[maks]

the other ones are freckles and shadows

[Battery Bits]

Yeah right

[m0nde]

They are just red and white headed moles is all

Not scabs and zitsnarrative

[Battery Bits]

narrative

That doesn’t make sense.

You should stop using that word all the time especially seeing as you don’t use it in the right context.

[m0nde]

That doesn’t make sense.

You should stop using that word all the time especially seeing as you don’t use it in the right context.it makes perfct sense, youre making up shit to fit your narrative, just like yyou did about lily
you do this a lot, you need to stop doing it

you're doing it in the thread wher cag said she saw you on cam, nonw you're saying, oh you saw a thumbnail, ignoring what she is describing

[maxgoldberg]

well lisa is shizophrenic lol

[maxgoldberg]

tbf its not really her fault her life is terrible due to mental illness but what makes it funny is her full blown denial

[Battery Bits]

it makes perfct sense, youre making up shit to fit your narrative, just like yyou did about lily
you do this a lot, you need to stop doing it

you're doing it in the thread wher cag said she saw you on cam, nonw you're saying, oh you saw a thumbnail, ignoring what she is describing

I said that hours ago fuckwit

Your favorite word these days is saying everything I post is fitting some kind of “narrative” and you aren’t even using the word properly

[maxgoldberg]

after all is said and done on thr forum i will go back to my awesome housewife life and she will still be a monstrouly obsese mentally ill woman who wants to kill herself and there is nothing she can do to change it

[maks]

if lisa put half as much effort into improving herself as she does into explaining why nothing is her fault she'd probably be thriving

[maxgoldberg]

she couldnt even if she wanted to. shes a lost cause. her case worker is fighting a losing battle

[Battery Bits]

Yes because now even the scabs on her skunt and zits on cags ass are my fault

[Battery Bits]

she couldnt even if she wanted to. shes a lost cause. her case worker is fighting a losing battle

I don’t have a case worker you dumb slag

[maxgoldberg]

okay your state mandated psychiatrist lol

[maxgoldberg]

whats the point of you to go on living at all?

[Battery Bits]

okay your state mandated psychiatrist lol

State mandated?

Um nope.

It’s a private psychiatrist, you could sure use one yourself you moronic lying psycho

[maks]

she couldnt even if she wanted to. shes a lost cause. her case worker is fighting a losing battle

no, she could, people have come back from worse. she'd have to fundamentally change her attitude and p much everything else about herself though, and I'm not sure her ego would allow that, so it's never going to happen.

[Battery Bits]

no, she could, people have come back from worse. she'd have to fundamentally change her attitude and p much everything else about herself though, and I'm not sure her ego would allow that, so it's never going to happen.

Why do you think you know me?

You don’t.

[maxgoldberg]

you need a dietitian does your "pension" cover that? lmao

[m0nde]

I said that hours ago fuckwit

Your favorite word these days is saying everything I post is fitting some kind of “narrative” and you aren’t even using the word properly

i am using the word properly. you focus on certain things and completely ignore others, this is shaping the conversatio (and your own reality) to whatever narrative you choose to want to be true

another thing you do a lot is focus on semantics to distract from they actual point. you do this a lot, you need to stop doing it.

[Battery Bits]

i am using the word properly. you focus on certain things and completely ignore others, this is shaping the conversatio (and your own reality) to whatever narrative you choose to want to be true

another thing you do a lot is focus on semantics to distract from they actual point. you do this a lot, you need to stop doing it.
Utter bullshit

[maks]

Why do you think you know me?

You don’t.

prove me wrong then. get off state assistance, develop some relationships and hobbies, and start living a normal life.

[Battery Bits]

prove me wrong then. get off state assistance, develop some relationships and hobbies, and start living a normal life.

Yeah because now is the time with self isolation to do all that.


I have relationships.

[maks]

what was stopping you the last 10 years?

[Battery Bits]

what was stopping you the last 10 years?

I’ve worked in the past 10 years.

I had a couple of jobs since moving here but the mental breakdown threw a spanner into the works for me so for the past 5 years I haven’t done much except volunteer for a charity

[Wendy <3]

The mean stuff continues

[maks]

so what did I say that was wrong then? it sounds like I do know you, and that "lisa cannot fix her life without first fixing herself" was an accurate statement

[maxgoldberg]

I would never let myself get that fat.

[maxgoldberg]

The poor and obese costs the American taxpayer almost 70 billion, thanks to medicaid. Imagine the government taking your money from you to keep these idiots alive.

[maks]

I don't have to imagine it, it happens every day and bernie sanders wants it to happen more

[m0nde]

yup, this is why i dislike stevey's attitude so much

[maks]

I agree with the lefties that corporate welfare is bullshit, if individuals are expected to maintain their own rainy day money than corporations should be too. nothing will become too big to fail if you stop preventing badly run enterprises from failing.

[maks]

how about this you sink or swim with no government money no matter who or what you are I know right crazy concept

[maxgoldberg]

but what about all the lisas? don't you feel sorry for em?

[m0nde]

how about we expect the taxes we pay to actually do shit for us? how abouot we not take advantage of this like scum who have never worked in their lives being allowed to begin a legacy of generational welfare?
how about people who insist on having child after child on welfare for the added money be sterilized after the 3rd child?

so many good ideas

[maks]

my town closed the schools for the remainder of the year when can I expect a refund on my property taxes for the 1/3rd of a school year I paid for

[maxgoldberg]

Monde you seem like a bit of a fascist lol. I like it

[maxgoldberg]

my town closed the schools for the remainder of the year when can I expect a refund on my property taxes for the 1/3rd of a school year I paid for

city council will increase the property tax so they can have another raise

[maks]

city council will increase the property tax so they can have another raise

dude you have no idea, connecticut adds new taxes seemingly every single day. the governor is trying to bring back tolls now.

[m0nde]

Monde you seem like a bit of a fascist lol. I like it

I've worked closely with Poors and there are a lot of them who fight to get out if that quagmire. Then there are others who love their monthly struggle, just barely scraping by each month and would never dream of tryingbto improve themselves

I believe in handouts for those in need, but they should come with carefully outlined conditions

[maxgoldberg]

we need to load up all the people like that dont even try and put them into a walled in community where they can't escape. They blame everyone else for their problems and come into our neighborhoods and steal our shit, like im sure that donny guy has done

[Battery Bits]

Scabs

[maxgoldberg]

Lisa really doesn't like being called FAT lol

[Wendy <3]

She doesn't like hearing or reading anything truthful that doesn't fit the make believe world she's created for herself

[Battery Bits]

I’ve just been sharing my fat pics with Deso

Fuck off scabby skank tard and fucktard wendy

[maxgoldberg]

She doesn't like hearing or reading anything truthful that doesn't fit the make believe world she's created for herself

she goes insane when i do it and bumps this thread lol

[Battery Bits]

I’m just keeping it bumped for you as long as you’re a fucktard

You did after all give teknorat permission to post all of this, attention whore

[maxgoldberg]

oh no i feel bad now im gonna change my ways lmao

[maxgoldberg]

jk jk u are still a fat hog who cucked her junkie e boyfriend to death "lmao"

[Battery Bits]

You bump this more than I do

[Simio]

thx cag I am saving Lisa taunting you and posting revenge porn to provide to Victoria child check

[Battery Bits]

Um yeeeeeah ok retard

[Wendy <3]

This thread really worked out badly for cag it seems. Her life changed drastically for the better while yours has gotten to the point of being so lonely you have to befriend child sex predators and people twice your age just to avoid conversing with the voices in your deranged mind. Don't let the facts stop you from repeatedly bumping this as proof of your failure of not even being able to keep some junkie interested in you and ultimately committed suicide to be free of you


:magpi:

[Battery Bits]

Oh riiiiiiiight

[m0nde]

This thread really worked out badly for cag it seems. Her life changed drastically for the better while yours has gotten to the point of being so lonely you have to befriend child sex predators and people twice your age just to avoid conversing with the voices in your deranged mind. Don't let the facts stop you from repeatedly bumping this as proof of your failure of not even being able to keep some junkie interested in you and ultimately committed suicide to be free of you


:magpi:lisa thinks what's shes doing is okay. good on ya lisa, i'm sure anyone objectively looking at all this will agree with you, dear

[Battery Bits]

Pig

[maxgoldberg]

lmao.

[Wendy <3]

Oh riiiiiiiight

This is what i figured you'd respond with because you know it's the truth

[maxgoldberg]

*YAWN* okay retard

[m0nde]

This is what i figured you'd respond with because you know it's the truth


*YAWN* okay retardno you

[maxgoldberg]

Ummmmm Yeah

Ok you pig

[internutt]

Ummmmm Yeah

Ok you pig

obsessed much?

[maxgoldberg]

Fucktard

[internutt]

Fuck off.

[internutt]

*post fucking terrible animu gif with no apparent relevance*

[Battery Bits]

Zits on her ass

[Wendy <3]

Yet she's still infinitely prettier than you could ever dream of being

[Battery Bits]

Nah

[Wendy <3]

Fuck you and your child molesting retard buddy

[Battery Bits]

Fuck off moron

[m0nde]

lovers quarrel, lisa get in #wop, wendy, you too

[Wendy <3]

It's not worth the time or effort anymore trying to contain my hatred there for a couple of individuals i tried getting along with just to keep in touch with the rest of you. This place is home

[Autistic Spectrum]

Stevey lisa bev and lily are not in wop it's a gangstas paradise

[maxgoldberg]

bring stevey back to wop

[m0nde]

pls don't

[Wendy <3]

pls don't

[maxgoldberg]

but whhhhyyyy

[Wendy <3]

To make you sad

[maxgoldberg]

:eyeroll emoji:

[Battery Bits]

Since my good friend Clarissa Holz who has definitely forgiven me and definitely isn't at all angry about things she did has given me permission to post these it's time for:


THE CAG FILES

First up is a phone call which I think pretty well sums up what Cag is all about.

http://www.fjs.click/phonecall1.mp3 (right click save as)


Subjects include:


Camoron's lack of a father, job or money and when he lost his virginity.

Clarissa's plans to steal money from Ed.

Teknorat's evilness.

Clarissa's backups of backups (of men.) (Now we know it was Jon lmao)

Rare audio of Cag trying to cook food lmao stick to stripping honey.

How much Cag hates Camoron.

Multiple suicide threats.

Mild crying.

Insulting Steven Yelle.

Insulting rootbeer.


“Multiple suicide threats. Mild crying.”

Now she just harasses my dead fiancé’s family because she really cares and is doing the right thing. Tells them I’m “IN LOVE” with dp because..... well because she always has a spazz when I was friends with dp because she’s so happily married.... tries to tell my dead fiancé’s family that I’m toxic and tries to tell everyone I steal money from Bev. Oh and stalks dp’s gf.

[Ԍᴏrdon МϲВurnie]

He wasn't your fiance, he was just some random guy of many that you cyberfuck online

[Battery Bits]

Multiple suicide threats.

Stupid fucking hypocritical lying slag.

[Ԍᴏrdon МϲВurnie]

Just relax

[Battery Bits]

Just relax

You know what the pathetic scabby scag did right?

It was pathetic.

Make good on your multiple suicide threats cag

[maxgoldberg]

Just relax

https://discord.gg/uZzCvaV7 we are all in wop because the forum is dead. Mark's misses u come hang out

[Ԍᴏrdon МϲВurnie]

No, please tell me everything because i love hearing hearing about some senile elderly woman who drives me nuts

[maxgoldberg]

It's a bev/lisa/dp free zone

[Ԍᴏrdon МϲВurnie]

https://discord.gg/uZzCvaV7 we are all in wop because the forum is dead. Mark's misses u come hang out

This forum will never die please don't say that

[maxgoldberg]

It's on its last legs. Lily is probably gonna buy it, delete all the posts and close registation

[Battery Bits]

No, please tell me everything because i love hearing hearing about some senile elderly woman who drives me nuts

Cag contacted Donny’s mum with a bunch of pathetic bullshit because she’s a pathetic nasty skank. She sent her like 50 messages and then was blocked. She then made up replies and posted them in wop as “screenshots” of what was said only problem is Donald’s mum insists she never even replied once.

[Battery Bits]

If Lily buys it I’m going to be admin

[Battery Bits]

Multiple suicide threats

[Gabi-xx]

Mental health is no joke friends

[Ԍᴏrdon МϲВurnie]

It's on its last legs. Lily is probably gonna buy it, delete all the posts and close registation

Ugh you brought that crazy old woman back here again why do you hate me

[Battery Bits]

Cag is a POS

[maxgoldberg]

Mental health is no joke friends

[Battery Bits]

Says the suicide crew

[Ԍᴏrdon МϲВurnie]

It makes me sad seeing everyone fighting again

[Battery Bits]

Welp. Cag is a POS and you know why

[maks]

Bev's threatened suicide more than everyone else combined, and you were usually the cause lisa

[maxgoldberg]

I took those threats seriously, because of my own experiance with them and Lisa's response is to gloat about it. lmfao like how do you even reason with someone like this

[Gabi-xx]

Everything else aside, when I said mental health is no joke I meant that joking about suicide isn't very funny, not that I was making fun of anyone's mental health. Maybe I'm just sensitive about that particular subject or something. That being said I don't really resonate with any of the Suicide Squad I think Enchantress is more my calling

[Battery Bits]

What?

That doesn’t even make sense you dumb slag

[Gabi-xx]

I'm not really sure I deserve your hostility but I respect your right to feel that way.

[Battery Bits]

I'm not really sure I deserve your hostility but I respect your right to feel that way.

I was talking to cag, we must have posted at the same time

[Battery Bits]

Cag the fucking hypocritical slag

[Ԍᴏrdon МϲВurnie]

I occasionally drink milk that's almost a week past the expiration date

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[maxgoldberg]

everytime this bloated insect woman gets mad she bumps these threads, as if it will alter the reality that she's 40, obese, and is a pedo fucker.

[Battery Bits]

everytime this bloated insect woman gets mad she bumps these threads, as if it will alter the reality that she's 40, obese, and is a pedo fucker.

You’re a retarded nasty pathetic slag

[Battery Bits]

I mean you came into this forum posting a bunch of bullshit about me, I never even mentioned you

[maxgoldberg]

Imagine being "highly educated" as she claims to be, and having nothing to show for it other than an outdated ipad covered in grime and cat feces and bright pink dye stains, and the whole bane of existence revolves around a forum you've spent a decade on, trying to be accepted.

[Battery Bits]

Yeah except unlike you I actually spent my time get post graduate degrees instead of being a a used up second rate whore

[Bev.]

no yu dd it all on messanger so no one would see it

[maxgoldberg]

And interesting how every male she involves herself with is either a pedophile or uses heroin. Lisa is the lady you see rifling through a dumpster in a dissosicative state. "me brother bashed me on christmas." you give the pathetic creature a dollar because you feel bad, then you go and tell your middle class friends about your nice deed for the day lmao ^_

[؜؜؜؜؜]

I sometimes dig through dumpsters and find your post to be offensive

[Battery Bits]

Uh what is the retard skank talking about? Who’s a pedophile?

[؜؜؜؜؜]

Lily

[Battery Bits]

Lily

Lily is my boyfriend?

[maks]

Uh what is the retard skank talking about? Who’s a pedophile?

you called peter quinn a pedophile about 800 times

[Battery Bits]

Oh. I forget about him.

I didn’t date him, I got fucked in a dissociative state then stalked for the next 5 years.

I’ve actually had plenty of boyfriends, none were pedophiles and only two were on heroin

[maks]

I’ve actually had plenty of boyfriends, none were pedophiles and only two were on heroin

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[Battery Bits]

I’ve actually had plenty of boyfriends, none were pedophiles and only two were on heroin

[Battery Bits]

...

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[Battery Bits]

Since my good friend Clarissa Holz who has definitely forgiven me and definitely isn't at all angry about things she did has given me permission to post these it's time for:


THE CAG FILES

First up is a phone call which I think pretty well sums up what Cag is all about.

http://www.fjs.click/phonecall1.mp3 (right click save as)


Subjects include:


Camoron's lack of a father, job or money and when he lost his virginity.

Clarissa's plans to steal money from Ed.

Teknorat's evilness.

Clarissa's backups of backups (of men.) (Now we know it was Jon lmao)

Rare audio of Cag trying to cook food lmao stick to stripping honey.

How much Cag hates Camoron.

Multiple suicide threats.

Mild crying.

Insulting Steven Yelle.

Insulting rootbeer.

[maxgoldberg]

I’ve actually had plenty of boyfriends, none were pedophiles and only two were on heroin

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[maxgoldberg]

ahh yess bump this thread frantically im not going to stop making fun of your misery lol

[Battery Bits]

You’re the one who looks frantic

I just bumped these in between having my lunch

[root ghost]

Cag please

[Battery Bits]

The files will continue to flow after people have had a listen and discussed.

http://i.imgur.com/RrfP5Nq.jpg
Cag Pissing.

[maxgoldberg]

Cag please

what now. i havent even done anything wrong lmfao.

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[؜؜؜؜؜]

You’re the one who looks frantic

I just bumped these in between having my lunch

Which is how many times each day? 7 or 8 maybe

[Battery Bits]

I eat like once or twice a day

I don’t do breakfast

[maxgoldberg]

lol. so lisa never actually went to work confirmed, because when i called her out on it, she bumped these threads lmao

[maxgoldberg]

stop posting on the forum when you have a job to do. try to have some disipline for once in your life. you're 45 years old for christs sake

[Battery Bits]

I went to work for an hour

Exactly like I said I was going to do

There was not much to do so I went home

You’re grasping at straws cag if you think I’m lying about my volunteering

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[Battery Bits]

I’ve got Cag’s address too

Someone gave it to me

That’s how much people like you

[maks]

wow you have the easiest address to find in forum history, you want a cookie?

[clay]

please post it, i've been waiting to rape jon and this might be my chance

[maks]

I've been sending cag dead frogs coated in marzipan for months

[maxgoldberg]

lmao what is she ranting about this time? I'm makin more stew

[maxgoldberg]

I've been sending cag dead frogs coated in marzipan for months

this was mean lmao. i think im getting a big delicious bite of marizipan but oh no! its just another dead frog. fall for it every time

[maxgoldberg]

im sure the next box i get will actually be marizpan this time and not dead frogs. this is what i tell myself everytime bev lies to me too.

[maks]

dead frog and marzipan stew?

[maks]

this was mean lmao. i think im getting a big delicious bite of marizipan but oh no! its just another dead frog. fall for it every time

there is marzipan there, just eat around the dead frogs

[maxgoldberg]

sounds like a gormay meal

[maks]

they were alive when I coated them in marzipan

[maxgoldberg]

they were alive when I coated them in marzipan

:rofl:

[root ghost]

please post it, i've been waiting to rape jon and this might be my chance

Hahaha just kidding right?

[Battery Bits]

Since my good friend Clarissa Holz who has definitely forgiven me and definitely isn't at all angry about things she did has given me permission to post these it's time for:


THE CAG FILES

First up is a phone call which I think pretty well sums up what Cag is all about.

http://www.fjs.click/phonecall1.mp3 (right click save as)


Subjects include:


Camoron's lack of a father, job or money and when he lost his virginity.

Clarissa's plans to steal money from Ed.

Teknorat's evilness.

Clarissa's backups of backups (of men.) (Now we know it was Jon lmao)

Rare audio of Cag trying to cook food lmao stick to stripping honey.

How much Cag hates Camoron.

Multiple suicide threats.

Mild crying.

Insulting Steven Yelle.

Insulting rootbeer.

[maks]

nobody gives a shit lisa stop riding teknorat's coattails

[Battery Bits]

You obviously do

I’m not riding anyone’s coattails I told her I would bump these for as long as her every post is about me

So if you’ll excuse me I’m enjoying my bath

[maks]

nobody gives a shit about that either

[Battery Bits]

Yes you do

Revolve around me some more maks

[Battery Bits]

Bump

[root ghost]

Cag when is the only fans cumming