my bedsheets have achieved the consistency of oilclotch

[blumpkin blownuts]

and they reek of sulphur, but they trap heat so i can't wash them until spring

[dcent]

I think you are making the right decision sleeping in a pile of oily rags.


the vapors from the oil will keep you alert.

and if you want to minimize the risk of flames (from the oil) I recommend dousing them in solvents like paint thinner (solvents being oils natural nemesis) every 2 weeks or so.



all in all a wise investment that will only appreciate in value.

[xoxo]

gross

wash your sheets

[dcent]

SHUT THE FUCK UP WHORE NO ONE GIVES A FUCK WHAT YOU THINK!

[xoxo]

PMS bitch?

[dcent]

whore.........

if I want you to speak I will jam a voice recorder on your mouth, press play, then from off screen work your lower jaw with a long stick to create the illusion that you are saying the words that I recorded earlier on the voice recorder.

[xoxo]

LOL

[boobz]

who are all these people posting in bob's thred?

[xoxo]

who are all these people posting in bob's thred?none of them like you so what difference does it make?

[boobz]

none of them like you so what difference does it make?

some unknown (xoxo) talking to a '06er (me) like we are on some similar level? shit son you can't talk to me

[xoxo]

know one knows or cares who the fuck you are

and anyone who does know you doesn't like you

way to make an impression on people you boring fucking fart in a forum

[boobz]

you don't know, and your lizard fucking friends here from RH don't know, but like that matters? Oh well

[xoxo]

"Lizards" and my "friends here from RH"?

Fuck you're stupid

Seems like you know no-one at all

Get a life drop-kick

You're the biggest loser in this whole forum and you've had some stiff competition for that title but I believe that crown is all yours

Fucking loser

[maks]

I like boobz

[Garfield]

i dont but i dont like the lizards even more