hoe many of you faggots dream of me.

[dcent]

I know about half of you do.

you come onto your shit boring forum and all of a sudden, like a tornado filled with rhinos, BAM! dcent rips into your home town and fucks all your food.

now everything tastes like sickly salty asparagus and the earth rumbles under the weight of a thousand thundering rhino hooves...... also a fucking tornado.........

so you cry, AND you whine..... and you say "please someone..... perma ban this tornado of rhinosorous sharks that threatens my boring existence"

well guess what guys....... NO ONE can touch the fucking chainsaw viper ..... thats right, I just went from a tornado rhinocerous to a chainsaw viper and what the fuck are you gonna do about it?

nothing bitch.

what the fuck CAN you do? a fucking venemous viper AND a chainsaw.... time to think things through guy.



sincerely:

Andrew samuelson.

[dcent]

wait.... could a mod please edit that last part out........ I dont want anyone to know my name.

[Lexi Persimmons]

you should be a victim of brutal murder.

[dcent]

creative work guy.

I bet your walmart vest has more buttons then EVERYONE else.

[sex with dead people]

Trying way too hard to impress a forum full of boring posters.

[dcent]

thats right, it is hard to do what I do........ hard for a human of normal inteligence......... however for someone like me, whos mind races at speeds that rival the mightiest super computers of the future, this is quite simple.

insight flow from me, I am a vessel spraying my hot milky foam of wisdom all over the huddling masses.



and next time I see you in real life you better not try to upsell me to a fucking supersized combo...... no one needs that many fries you arrogant cunt..... just focus on what your good at which is waiting for the shiney red light on the frier to blink indicating the fries are done.

[rubycalaber]

I had a dream a few nights ago where my aunt asked me if lisa was the last girl on earth would I fuck her and I was like no fucking way

[sex with dead people]

I had a dream a few nights ago where my aunt asked me if lisa was the last girl on earth would I fuck her and I was like no fucking way

I would if she was 8 years old

[dcent]

whatever guy, if you had a dick you would understand that girls dont exist on the internet except for in porno.

lisa is a meat puppet, I jam my linguistic hand up her more then accomodating anus and work her jaw like a marrionette.



I know what your thinking, your thinking " but dcent, marrionettes are string drawn puppets. and if their jaws move at all it is either done through wiring, or an external lever often located on the back of the head"



well fuck you smart ass...... what kind of faggot knows THAT much about puppeteering.

lol, get a fucking life gepetto.

[rubycalaber]

I would if she was 8 years old

her dad already beat you to it

[rubycalaber]

I know a lot about puppets (goyim) and puppeteers (jews) :jew:

[Lexi Persimmons]

http://i.imgur.com/qKwiE.gif

[dcent]

every jew is a master carpenter.

every goy is birthed from a slime caked egg pod and bred specifically for slave labor and emergency food source.

[dcent]

You too old for me. If you are old enough to cum, sex between us will never be done.

if shes too young to give up the goods.

take them with force and bury her in the woods.



words to live by old chum.

[rubycalaber]

http://i.imgur.com/qKwiE.gif

oh god im cummiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing :fap:

[rubycalaber]

"old enough to bleed, old enough for my seed" should be a saying

[dcent]

more like "if theres grass on the field, then the fruit is likely old and rotting, go pick a smaller, younger, more defensless apple to sink your dick into"

now THATS a saying.

[xoxo]

you are all terrible people