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blumpkin blownuts
12-03-2012, 11:14 PM
be honest

xoxo
12-03-2012, 11:21 PM
1

her name is Jizz

blumpkin blownuts
12-03-2012, 11:22 PM
cat lady cat lady

xoxo
12-03-2012, 11:27 PM
I'm going to be like the crazy cat lady on the Simpsons when I grow up

throwing cats and university degrees at people

maks
12-03-2012, 11:31 PM
rare actual picture of clump's cat 'jazz'

http://comeontothelord.com/img/Vivisection_chats (18).jpg

xoxo
12-03-2012, 11:44 PM
oh no :'(

take thatcat to the vet to be put down, poor thing that's awful

this is my cat....

http://i.imgur.com/UBrEG.jpg

xoxo
12-03-2012, 11:46 PM
She's pretty old too, about 14 years old

I got her when she was 5 years old, an old lady passed away and her daughter couldn't look after her cat, so I took her

skrizach
12-03-2012, 11:53 PM
I'm going to be like the crazy cat lady on the Simpsons when I grow up

throwing cats and university degrees at people

earlier today my wife was like "there was a cat in the parking garage at work I wanted to bring it home with me" and I was like
"WE ALREADY HAVE TWO CATS WE DON'T NEED ANOTHER!" and then like 5 minutes later I was laying on the ground playing with one of the cats and she literally threw the other cat on me I was like "IT'S HAPPENING!"
http://www.gifsoup.com/view1/1925771/cat-lady-o.gif

blumpkin blownuts
12-03-2012, 11:55 PM
the last chick i dated before the curent one had 3 cats and 3 chihuahuas which i consider to also be cats that just shake and growl alot

xoxo
12-04-2012, 12:04 AM
the last chick i dated before the curent one had 3 cats and 3 chihuahuas which i consider to also be cats that just shake and growl alotlol

small dogs are more like rats

juji
12-04-2012, 12:06 AM
Cats, most useless pets

maks
12-04-2012, 12:07 AM
Cats, most useless pets

xoxo
12-04-2012, 12:07 AM
Cat's know a sucker a mile away though

there was this stage I went through where stray cats started gathering outside my window and yeowling at night, and following me around the yard when I went outside... I was quite sure if it was the middle ages that I would have been burnt at the stake as a witch... anyway, I started de-worming them, de-fleaing them and feeding them... but I could not keep them, then it would just break my heart when I moved so I try not to collect stray cats anymore... once ina while a really sick cat will come up to me... I take it to the vet and ask them to do what is best

blumpkin blownuts
12-04-2012, 12:07 AM
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juji
12-04-2012, 12:09 AM
I will rep anyone if he remembers swat kats

xoxo
12-04-2012, 12:11 AM
I will rep anyone if he remembers swat katsrep whore

juji
12-04-2012, 12:12 AM
rep whore

neg repped

maks
12-04-2012, 12:13 AM
that was a cartoon right

xoxo
12-04-2012, 12:14 AM
Jazz is a talking cat

all cats are if you treat them properly

blumpkin blownuts
12-04-2012, 12:15 AM
the radikal squadron!

skrizach
12-04-2012, 12:15 AM
the best kind of cats are wild cats that come to you.
because they are independant and can take care of themselves, you can let them outside and they know the area, and they actually want to be around you.

skrizach
12-04-2012, 12:15 AM
whoops, independent

Lexi Persimmons
12-04-2012, 12:16 AM
don't fuck wit the cats.


:fffffff:

xoxo
12-04-2012, 12:16 AM
neg reppedlol

skrizach
12-04-2012, 12:16 AM
:nedm:

skrizach
12-04-2012, 12:16 AM
:catcock:

blumpkin blownuts
12-04-2012, 12:16 AM
i can't believe how many videos there are on yt of friendly bobcats i want a bobcat buddy

skrizach
12-04-2012, 12:17 AM
:catcock:

whoops that was an ALOL smiley my bad

xoxo
12-04-2012, 12:21 AM
My last cat (called Manson, a big black cat about knee high, got hit by a car R.I.P) I lived in a house with my x fiance and it was on a reasonable sized block of land and when I would come home from uni Manson would come running accross the whole yard to meet me, he somehow knew when I was comming home and would come running up to meet me everytime... I would then go inside and my fiance sitting on the couch wouldn;t even look up to greet me LOL

skrizach
12-04-2012, 12:24 AM
my orange cat literally won't get out of my way it's hard to type and play video games CAT MOVE GOD UGH

lnopia the great
12-04-2012, 12:26 AM
jazz is a cutie

xoxo
12-04-2012, 12:30 AM
jazz is a cutieyeah she's the light of my life

as I said before I've always had talking cats, Jazz says, "Hello" (ad nauseam lol) "I love you" and "commin up?" amongst a few other things that I say to her often

lnopia the great
12-04-2012, 12:33 AM
ok i thought i loved cats too much and was going to type out a massive cat story all mavisbacon style but you got me weirded out

xoxo
12-04-2012, 12:36 AM
cats are fucking cool

they say anyone can own a dog but a cat must be charmed

xoxo
12-04-2012, 12:36 AM
I mean I love dogs too though

I love animals in general

clay
12-04-2012, 12:37 AM
your cats name is jizz

xoxo
12-04-2012, 12:40 AM
don't jizz on my pussy

steveyos
12-04-2012, 12:42 AM
boring

m0nde
12-04-2012, 04:37 AM
Cats, most useless pets

skrizach
12-04-2012, 09:51 PM
they aren't useless.
they are comfortable and they are fun to watch.
Also if you have a mouse problem and the right kind of cat they will solve it for you.

blumpkin blownuts
12-05-2012, 12:08 AM
my last cat when i was young kept bringing animals in the house instead of taking them out
she managed to get a snake on top of the fridge which fell down when my mom opened it hahahahahahaaaa