Principles of 'Magic'

[Plug Drugs]

The possibility must be considered that man's science is still in its infancy; and that things which we would consider 'magic' are undiscovered parts of science and the processes behind them have a scientific explanation - but one that may be difficult to observe due to the limitations of our instruments of measurement.

For example, "mental telepathy" could exist using electromagnetic radiation at certain frequencies as a medium in the same way receptors in the eye detect light.

It could be that the eye simply detects frequencies requiring external interaction - within the nervous system however could exist special receptors or perhaps a series of specialized pathways which detect other frequencies in the electromagnetic spectrum.

As one might imagine, the notion of "mental telepathy" would be dismissed almost immediately by those who would be in a position to investigate or verify its existence.

If it exists, sensory input in that manner would likely be very subtle, subjective, and qualitative - although it could perhaps yield highly accurate information - but as a qualitative assessment of a whole, and its accuracy might be only as accurate as such input is capable of being. However, one would suspect the potential of the information and volume of the information would be greater.

[juji]

You probably believe it but it takes 3000 years to research it to get the result, but it won't happen in the existence.

[Plug Drugs]

We are on the brink of finding "new physics". We are either about to finalize our current model, and in doing so find new technology as a result of being able to make predictions with certainty - or we'll find a new scope of fundamental physics entirely.

[juji]

You are denying the reality

[Plug Drugs]

You probably believe it but it takes 3000 years to research it to get the result, but it won't happen in the existence.

Not really; let me look at someone having an fMRI and be able to talk to them while they're having it and I can tell you whether or not it exists right now.

[KKKody]

mikebergisretarded.com

[juji]

Not really; let me look at someone having an fMRI and be able to talk to them while they're having it and I can tell you whether or not it exists right now.

Prove it

[Plug Drugs]

You are denying the reality

No I'm trying to learn more about it since people are going to be dicking around with these things anyways. I don't want to work with the technology, so I couldn't misuse it, but I do want to know if certain things exist.
We're still on Earth right? Okay, then I think we should know if certain things exist before they're used for corporate psychoanalysis (if it isn't already).

Using fMRIs for corporate psychoanalysis would already be misusing it, which I think you agree with me on that, so don't deny the topic itself or we won't know but they already will.

[Plug Drugs]

Prove it

Okay, maybe I can ask someone with an fMRI if I can schedule time with them for my own independent research as a student.

I don't want to work with the technology for more than maybe a few minutes. Because I'm terrified of itan d don't want to misuse it, or worse, help other people misuse it.

[m0nde]

The possibility must be considered that man's science is still in its infancy; and that things which we would consider 'magic' are undiscovered parts of science and the processes behind them have a scientific explanation - but one that may be difficult to observe due to the limitations of our instruments of measurement.

For example, "mental telepathy" could exist using electromagnetic radiation at certain frequencies as a medium in the same way receptors in the eye detect light.

It could be that the eye simply detects frequencies requiring external interaction - within the nervous system however could exist special receptors or perhaps a series of specialized pathways which detect other frequencies in the electromagnetic spectrum.

As one might imagine, the notion of "mental telepathy" would be dismissed almost immediately by those who would be in a position to investigate or verify its existence.

If it exists, sensory input in that manner would likely be very subtle, subjective, and qualitative - although it could perhaps yield highly accurate information - but as a qualitative assessment of a whole, and its accuracy might be only as accurate as such input is capable of being. However, one would suspect the potential of the information and volume of the information would be greater.yeah its goin down y'all know what time it is goose got me loose gone off patron money in my pocket and I'm all up in the zone like oooh imma act a damn fool YUH! oooh imma bout to act a fool YUH crunk tonight just got paid pocket full of motherfucking money okay imma ball till I fall drank till I can't put on my black card I got money in da bank patron on the table crunk n goose drank what u want bitch gon' get loose oooh act a fool till they cut the lights on and we still ain't goin' home till all the liquor gone i just don't give a fuck standin' on the table with the weed fired up drankin out the bottle mother fuck a cup i'll pour it in your mouth lean back and open up, BITCH oooh crunk ain't dead bitch you see the chain and I'm the king fool you know my name party like a rockstar fucked like a pornstar i don't give a damn i'm about the whole bar
yes sir a nigger on tonight i got my money lookin right but I ain't tryin' to fight if a sucka touch me best believe it's on get cracked crush your dome with a bottle of patron right here right real fast in a hurry i hit a sucka so hard i'll make his vision get blurry and I'm too clean for this, YUH i'm too lean for this, YUH figured It would have happen so I brought my team for this
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[Plug Drugs]

When I first saw a video of an fMRI, I wanted to hook myself up and toy around with it, but I think looking at it while using metacognition would end up causing me to inadvertently hypnotize myself.

[Plug Drugs]

I'd see a region of my brain lit up, then se a region of my brain light up from knowing that the first region lit up, ad infinitum. Might doze off into a daydream then, have as seizure possibly, or maybe I'd observe some kind of metacognitive resonance. In fact that might happen the second I look at it

[Plug Drugs]

Typing ona phone sucks, if i gogdowbload ad 8fferebtk eybaord will it ask mefor. My vredit card orw atch me jerkoffi. N my sleepor. Omething

[Plug Drugs]

What if I took a look at my brain and there were a bunch of holes in my brain from brain parasites,
Or lesions from drug use. Or just haywire activity from being overheated and cooked for years. Makes for a good detective though.. play the role of being brain dead then just suddenly snap into well-read 19th century type dude

[Autistic Spectrum]

What if I took a look at my brain and there were a bunch of holes in my brain from brain parasites,
Or lesions from drug use. Or just haywire activity from being overheated and cooked for years. Makes for a good detective though.. play the role of being brain dead then just suddenly snap into well-read 19th century type dude

m0nde

http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20090504195508/en.futurama/images/7/7e/Brainslug.jpg

[m0nde]

did dp give lisa his account or something?

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you thikn i acutally read a plug drugs post and did not just scan it for keywords like brain slug and saw that you psoted you can just keep being friends with someone who acutally fucked lisa irl

[m0nde]

stop it, friend of coddy

[Autistic Spectrum]

codey was going to give you 50 dollors for you to teach him how to use his hosts file

[m0nde]

i am NOT going to read that shit ok, if you want to help him or timmy or marks or something they can gladly take the 50 bucks

[steveyos YOLO]

Herp plug drugs

[juji]

m0nde made 2 ignorances:

-Ignored easy job offered by Cody.
-Doing a bad practice and limited such as 1024 px with 300 frames to output a GIF.


I don't know what's going on with m0nde

[Lisa]

I'll tell you exactly what is going on

He's basically just brown cody now

[Plug Drugs]

Huh

[KKKody]

m0nde made 2 ignorances:

-Ignored easy job offered by Cody.
-Doing a bad practice and limited such as 1024 px with 300 frames to output a GIF.


I don't know what's going on with m0nde

thanks again elz i promise i won't pull a steveyos on you and i will actually pay you for your time.

[Plug Drugs]

When is pay day for me? I need more bread and water and maybe some recreational drugs so i dont feel so much of what im doing or why im doing it

[Plug Drugs]

Is there any positions open for medicone man, shaman, or wizard at the moment?

[Lisa]

I've heard a lot of mental patients crap on that in ancient times they would have been a shaman, fact is shamans and medicine men or wizards were more equivalent to doctors than some fruitcake with schizophrenia, and they spent a life-time training, they didn't just take some drugs and become uselessly delusional, they were respected members of their community.

Not saying you are fruitcake with scizophrenia but it's just a tired argument that I've heard from quite a few unemployed drug takers who are schizophrenic

If they really want to be equivalent to shamans I suggest they spend the next 6 or so years at university working their ass off getting educated and qualified

[Plug Drugs]

I've heard a lot of mental patients crap on that in ancient times they would have been a shaman, fact is shamans and medicine men or wizards were more equivalent to doctors than some fruitcake with schizophrenia, and they spent a life-time training, they didn't just take some drugs and become uselessly delusional, they were respected members of their community.

Not saying you are fruitcake with scizophrenia but it's just a tired argument that I've heard from quite a few unemployed drug takers who are schizophrenic

If they really want to be equivalent to shamans I suggest they spend the next 6 or so years at university working their ass off getting educated and qualified

Lisa. How many people die each year from bad medicine? ... a lot, right? ... Who are SUPPOSED to be medicine men? ... Right, and why aren't they where they want to be?

...
Can I go back to doing what I'm good at yet? I'm not POPPIN OUT KID so dont need to worry about junkie breeding, is there a reason i cant be the medicine man? Dont worry about me getting addicted to one of them, I'm addicted to ALL OF THEM,so I know not to do the ones that are dangerous

[Lisa]

Lisa. How many people die each year from bad medicine? ... a lot, right? ... Who are SUPPOSED to be medicine men? ... Right, and why aren't they where they want to be?

The people who are SUPPOSED to be medicine men plugdrugs are the people who have spent the time and hard work getting educated, respected for their knowledge about medicine, spent half their lives devoted to learning it and who actually practice it and save lives everyday, not some junky with delsuional issues who doesn't think they even need to work for that position in society.

[Lisa]

Again not saying that is you.... unless of course you are saying that's you

[the president of sex]

he would never amdit it but if you spelt it "magick" cam wouldve raegd hard

[Lisa]

Like I didn't stay home taking drugs thinking "hey i bet ancient people would have worshipped me, they would have made me an educator" No. I went university and did all the studying and practiced needed to be actually recognised as one in today's society. then I quit and went back to staying at home smoking weed but without the delusion that the ancients would have thought me great lol but more of the thought of "Fuck this". I don't feel entitled to any position without doing the actual work for it, I just don't care much for any position for myself anymore but that is my issue. Mind you if you want to be respected as a man of medicine then I'm afraid that just like the ancients you'll actually have to do the work for that not just imagine that the ancients would have elevated you to some exhaulted position for absolutely no reason at all lol

[Lisa]

I'm a teacher like buddha, I should go sit under a tree and everyone should bring me food while I tell them what to do

[Plug Drugs]

Each careless assumption within the system without people like me checking up on it to make sure it all works okay just makes it worse

[Lisa]

I don't want to give up all my possessions and starve myself to near death anything but if I sit under a tree and tell people what to do they should bring me food like I'm buddha

[Lisa]

And next time I have an epsiode I expect to be crowned king ok?

[Lisa]

See I'm not prepared to make any of the sacrifices or do any of the work, a chemical imbalance in my brain is good enough

Make me king

[Plug Drugs]

I'm a teacher like buddha, I should go sit under a tree and everyone should bring me food while I tell them what to do
You mean the saint who starved so no one else had to?
He didnt tell other people to bring him food; he denounced his born title as a prince and lived in disguise starving among his people

There is a happy ending to that story. He was a bit more noble than your average joe, quite a bit so I'd say, certainly more than people today, especially me

[lnopia the great]

welp

[the president of sex]

damn

lisa rippin plugdrugs a new one

[Lisa]

Druids for example actually studied for like 20 years before becomming one and it also involved many personal sacrifices. That is not a joke, that was 20 years of intensive studying, training and sacrifices before being counted as a druid, that is more than is expected of doctors today, so think again if you ever thought just being a loony and sitting around taking drugs got you qualified as anything even in ancient times in many ways a lot more was expected from you than it is today

[Lisa]

You mean the saint who starved so no one else had to?
He didnt tell other people to bring him food; he denounced his born title as a prince and lived in disguise starving among his people

There is a happy ending to that story. He was a bit more noble than your average joe, quite a bit so I'd say, certainly more than people today, especially meyeah I like buddha, I was making the point about the sacrifices he made, there was no entitlement there

[lnopia the great]

photons in space

[Plug Drugs]

The people who are SUPPOSED to be medicine men plugdrugs are the people who have spent the time and hard work getting educated, respected for their knowledge about medicine, spent half their lives devoted to learning it and who actually practice it and save lives everyday, not some junky with delsuional issues who doesn't think they even need to work for that position in society.

Hard work would be doing it for free and spitting on the paycheck when they try to give you one, given that the system keeps fucking up and you want to show who you really work for

[Plug Drugs]

yeah I like buddha, I was making the point about the sacrifices he made, there was no entitlement there

Alright

[Plug Drugs]

Druids for example actually studied for like 20 years before becomming one and it also involved many personal sacrifices. That is not a joke, that was 20 years of intensive studying, training and sacrifices before being counted as a druid, that is more than is expected of doctors today, so think again if you ever thought just being a loony and sitting around taking drugs got you qualified as anything even in ancient times in many ways a lot more was expected from you than it is today

I'm sorry, ill get back to you in 2 years then

[Plug Drugs]

Time for my skin to rot and fry some more

[m0nde]

2 delusional junky leeches talking random, lofty bullshit on a gay nigger dick forum instead of getting the fuck out and getting jobs

[Plug Drugs]

damn

lisa rippin plugdrugs a new one
She is welcome to

[maks]

lisa legit putting you in your place, there's your magic

[Plug Drugs]

And next time I have an epsiode I expect to be crowned king ok?
Hey someone said they wanted Isaac Newton, here's Isaac Newton, I'm sure someone else will get raffled up next

[Lisa]

20 years study, I can't even think of a profession in modern times that requires that much training but I think you'll find they performed many roles and required vast knowledge, those people gave up their whole lives to devote themselves to study and training and were not recognised as one until they had completed all that and proven themselves. They were like doctors, lawers, judges, scientists all rolled into one but it required huge ammounts if study and training.

That's all I'm saying, to be a magic man or whatever in ancient times still involved so much study and training that those positions are more akin to someone in today's times getting qualified as a medical doctor AND a judge AND a scientist AND astronomer AND engineer AND a bunch of other stuff, basically aquiring multiple doctorates in many fields, they are more akin to somone who has spent 20 years at university getting multiple doctorates than some drug addled loon who's never worked or studied anything, again not you but I've heard it from a few mental patients and I think somone suggested once that schizophrenic people would have been the druids or wizard or medicine men in ancient time and fact is that is not even slightly true, in fact in ancient times people with schizophrenia would have been left for dead if they couldn't take care of themselves or even more likely executed, certainly not exhaulted to high positions in society that were actually held by practitioners who spent their while lives studying and training before being recognised and accepted in that position and I think a whole bunch of people with mental illness have clung to that through some delsuion and sense of entitlement, fact is they are the patient, the doctor is the doctor and that would have been exactly the same case in ancient times only they would have faced a more brutal and less tollerant society where if they didn't plow the field hard enough or harvest enough food they were as good as dead, piss off people in acient society and what was more likely to happen to you? have your guts pulled out of your belly button or crowned as king and respected as a man of wisdom? You know exactly what they did to insane people in ancient times.

And it annoys me

[Plug Drugs]

Let's try Goethe

[Lisa]

I expect offerings of food now

[Lisa]

and a dead animal for a hat and some mind altering drugs

TIA

[Plug Drugs]

Lol. Google is hiding youtube URLs on mobile devices on copyright grounds presumably. Was going to link that scenef rom Fantasia. THAT'S NOT EVEN YOURS DUMBASS. Let's go to court bitch so I can stake a cross in the grave of everything youre trying to steal.. Sorry everyone else, where was I,

[maks]

lisa, a retarded crazy person, was putting you in your place

[maks]

that's where you were

[Plug Drugs]

and a dead animal for a hat and some mind altering drugs

TIA

Sorry, no dead animals for hats allowed. How about milk and brocolli, that work for you?

[Plug Drugs]

Maybe if the tailor splits towm or something but

[Lisa]

Sorry, no dead animals for hats allowed. How about milk and brocolli, that work for you?

I need to bathe in goat's urine first

[Plug Drugs]

that's where you were

What are youvtalking about fuck off

[Plug Drugs]

I need to bathe in goat's urine first
Youre insane

[Plug Drugs]

Lol. Google is hiding youtube URLs on mobile devices on copyright grounds presumably. Was going to link that scenef rom Fantasia. THAT'S NOT EVEN YOURS DUMBASS. Let's go to court bitch so I can stake a cross in the grave of everything youre trying to steal.. Sorry everyone else, where was I,

I'm talking to imaginary bots that look at our shitty forum, just so thats clear

[Plug Drugs]

When language unscrambles again after heat death and I stop hallucinating I'll didiu un fkfglpgpfkdnjt

[Plug Drugs]

Explain grammatical inconsistencies

[Plug Drugs]

Like I didn't stay home taking drugs thinking "hey i bet ancient people would have worshipped me, they would have made me an educator" No. I went university and did all the studying and practiced needed to be actually recognised as one in today's society. then I quit and went back to staying at home smoking weed but without the delusion that the ancients would have thought me great lol but more of the thought of "Fuck this". I don't feel entitled to any position without doing the actual work for it, I just don't care much for any position for myself anymore but that is my issue. Mind you if you want to be respected as a man of medicine then I'm afraid that just like the ancients you'll actually have to do the work for that not just imagine that the ancients would have elevated you to some exhaulted position for absolutely no reason at all lol
Cute story, I went to college once and everything was jerry rigged to fall apart so I decided I was going to eat everything from the inside out

[Plug Drugs]

FIX IT.

[rootbeer]

IF someone reads this thread they should get a trophy

[Plug Drugs]

I have to go yell at the administrator of a veteran's hospital, tell him he's doing a SHITTY JOB, and NOT flip out on everyone and start yelling I TOLD YOU SO I TOLD YOU SO while pissing my pants and shitting my gown and chucking it at people

[Plug Drugs]

IF someone reads this thread they should get a trophy

I did, why do you think its working

[Plug Drugs]

I always rrreaadd, I see allllll

[Plug Drugs]

Fuck all of you cunts

[Plug Drugs]

Here we go.. TWILIGHT OF THE IDOLS.. I think that was occurring from between about 1960 to 2010
What was the next one called? Thus Spoke GOD or something? I don't know, linear time is a little scrambled for me, lets consult the search engine

[Plug Drugs]

Aaaand Fuck.

[m0nde]

Cute story, I went to college once and everything was jerry rigged to fall apart so I decided I was going to eat everything from the inside outwent to college and dropped out to do drugs why even mention it? it's like your methhead friend lisa going on and on about how she went to university and then worked in her field for less time than she went to school doing menial shit jobs the rest of the time because she ws a basketcase fucked up piece of human trash

[Plug Drugs]

went to college and dropped out to do drugs why even mention it? it's like your methhead friend lisa going on and on about how she went to university and then worked in her field for less time than she went to school doing menial shit jobs the rest of the time because she ws a basketcase fucked up piece of human trash
Worst case scenario, I make you look good because you are the hero at the end of the day who saves the day by Knowing and having done it the right way
Best case scenario, peoples fears don't let the internet turn to shit again. That Psychology I Use that people like to feed the bots with now after holding their hand to make it goes back in the bottle because its fucking ridiculous. People quit acting like jackasss including me. I sober up and become an outstanding citizen someday.

[m0nde]

society enables people like you and stevey and lisa to be leeches. until that stops none of you have any motivation to get on with your lives.

[Plug Drugs]

society enables people like you and stevey and lisa to be leeches. until that stops none of you have any motivation to get on with your lives.

1. There's nothing to "get on with my life" towards. I pointed out that the medical system was full of shit in certain aspects by just taking a look at its dirty laundry by giving it back to them by challenging their knowledge of it so they'd do a better job at it. School teachers Do Not Like Me Anymore and I get looks telling me to leave. Then I just put on a different goofy stupid ass outfit and try to tell people the same thing except HEY that totally works
There is no combination of clothes, facial expressions, body weight, goofy look on my face,and whatever the fuck that will tell everyone the truth while also being what they want to hear. Just start educating people please. Its so fucking simple. Whoever keeps buttfucking me with numbers when I show up to lend a helping hand please fuck off for a li ttle while

[Plug Drugs]

What part ofth e stupid fucking stoy do ineed. To st
What part of the story needs to be said over again?

[jon]

1. There's nothing to "get on with my life" towards

literally what m0nde just said

because of the welfare/warfare state, you are literally incapable of picturing a productive future to begin working towards now https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_preference

and don't forget you exacerbated the problem from day one by abusing drugs, and still have not stopped

[jon]

when you say something "is not there" because we explain to you that you cannot observe it in your current environment/situation

and all three of us can plainly see that other people obviously have it for themselves

then the problem is you

[maks]

literally what m0nde just said

because of the welfare/warfare state, you are literally incapable of picturing a productive future to begin working towards now https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_preference

and don't forget you exacerbated the problem from day one by abusing drugs, and still have not stopped

The worst part is he wears it like a badge of honor, he's so smart he beat the system by being a leech and living on the bare minimum

[juji]

http://kotaku.com/you-lose-actual-blood-every-time-youre-shot-with-this-c-1662416368?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Facebook&utm_source=Kotaku_Facebook&utm_medium=Socialflow

[KKKody]

I'm doing quite well after getting my balls busted here for a couple years i manned up and now i'm actually a well liked person whom my supervisors request to have on their crews because i get shit done and i don't get offended easily. Its really not hard, step one is leaving your fucking house for some reason other than to score drugs.

[m0nde]

fffffffffeel that SocialFlow

[KKKody]

still waiting for the suicide challenge, ice bucket wasn't shit.

[Plug Drugs]

literally what m0nde just said

because of the welfare/warfare state, you are literally incapable of picturing a productive future to begin working towards now https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_preference

And don't forget you exacerbated the problem from day one by abusing drugs, and still have not stopped
I don't know I have vague memories of someone offering me datura when I was 14.. 15? Not so vague memories actually. "Devil's trumpets" .. I believe he called them. Out of no where, I don't know what would drive someone to push that on somebody. I said no of course. But then now I know of course that those anticholinergics are kind of just.. all over the place? Really. Sounds like people like me were of use after all.

This other guy (not the guy who offered me datura) would stay up for 3 days just drinking alcohol, then take doxylamine succinate to try to go to sleep, and man oh man where was it on the packaging that said he enjoys that even more and stays up evenlonger,
And then just starts telling jokes

Drugs are present in all contact with other living organisms. You are already used to it and don't even notice it. Just be in love with it.. I'll help you gather firewood so we can sit around the campfire and dream of what is out there. Us talking as friends. I love you guys,

[Lisa]

Knowing a bit about plug drugs's background I can only say how ignorant I find some people who wouldn't of lasted a day in his shoes.

As for me I worked for 20 years and have more degrees than you.

Get lives, you aren't impressive at all, you just look like ignorant losers.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Knowing a bit about plug drugs's background I can only say how ignorant I find some people who wouldn't of lasted a day in his shoes.

As for me I worked for 20 years and have more degrees than you.

Get lives, you aren't impressive at all, you just look like ignorant losers.

http://i.imgur.com/OcQUTS1.gif

[Autistic Spectrum]

BYE FELICA :(

[jon]

i have more cags than you

[KKKody]

i painted for 20 years, thats not counting the carpentry and remodeling and other shitty mall or fast food jobs i had a a kid. lisa worked at a pet shop 3 weeks but since she worked in that year it counts as a year to her brain.