Breakdown of the iraq war(s), rounds 1, 2, and 3

[Plug Drugs]

So back in like the early 90s saddam hussein was like "i want kuwait, then ill have an ocean coast and shit, i think ill take it"

So, the united states went in to stop him. We protected kuwait but left saddam in power or something for whatever reason

Come 2003: Basically out of the blue, George Bush Junior and his administration decide that we should go back to iraq and kick saddam out of power.

The collateral damage over the years folliwing the invasion and occupation by the US is absolutely staggering. Basically if you think of it like a video game, for every one enemy combatant we took out, we also accidentally took out 10 to 100 civilians.

Because of that, many people living in the region are pissed off and decide to become rebels.

Now, the US goes in for round 3 with the intention of stomping out sparks before it becomes a fire,

[Plug Drugs]

However, this generation of americans is different; most of them didnt approve of the iraq war in 03, but had no say in it.
America doesnt want to go back in, but people fight with themselves in their own heads to realize they might have to

[Plug Drugs]

I just want to shut out all the news about it, its such a clusterfuck and its like it never fucking ends, fighting keeps spurring up over and over and over its a fucking headche

[steveyos YOLO]

Are you gonna join the military now?

[KKKody]

hes too fucking fat, they wont take him

[Plug Drugs]

No I'm not joining the military

hes too fucking fat, they wont take him

I'm like the most able-bodied person who posts here everyone is all frail and inactive
Also ill post a picture of myself in a few days when i start looking like a skeleton

[Plug Drugs]

Asceticism my young padawan, followed abruptly by extreme indulgence and rattling between the two

[juji]

Perhaps Plug drugs would join ISIS

[juji]

https://vid.me/xuoV

[juji]

Joining ISIS is very possible, http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/iraq-war-on-terror/losing-iraq/why-are-so-many-westerners-joining-isis/

[timmy]

Hes too degenerate for isis

[timmy]

I want to get a south American girl to moan papito while i cum in her ass

[TheLizardWhisperer]

Enjoy worms in your dick Tim

[Plug Drugs]

No, i'm going to join the peace corps and go help tsunami victims and stuff

[m0nde]

no you're not going to do anything but sit there doing drugs and eating up welfare

[Plug Drugs]

Who told you i eat up welfare? Because I dont. Except maybe that I was on food stamps once for a few months but i was working then too

No, I don't fall back on the state for help, I fall back on my family (who doesnt really have the money to do that). So I'm stuck loafing most of the time, I dont even have money to go get a job to make money. And with minimum wage as shitty as it is right now, I decided that I will just sit here and starve to death before I work min wage (they need to raise it anf the rest of the system needs to fix its shit).

It's also a little bit of an insult to my intelligence that I'm smarter than everyone but society decided it wants me working minimum wage long term

Post secondary education is still broken, isnt it? As in they want me to get deep in debt to pay to be taught watered down bullshit, for a community college anyways.
I'd perhaps consider getting in debt.for a U education, but even then, am I going to get a degree then be stuck waiting in line with other people who have that degree, waiting to get a job?

I don't even know what I want to do with myself if I were to go to a U.. WHAT AM I GOING TO DO WITH MY LIFE M0NDE

[Plug Drugs]

Hey I got an idea, lets just make college free so people can switch their major at whim and then suplly/demand will work itself out so we dont end up with 200 million marine biologists and photographers.

[m0nde]

just go to australia and smoke meth on the dole

[Plug Drugs]

But amphetamines would make me want to do something with myself but then thered be nothing to do with myswlf because i moved to australia to live on the dola

[jon]

ahahaha talking about the middle east without starting in WWI who lets this fucking retard even use wikipedia shit thread not reading more than 8 words

[Plug Drugs]

Blah blah lawrence of arabia, suez canal, saudi oil, blah blah Jews everywhere moved to Israel after Ww2, some foul language was exchanged between the jews and the palestinians, one thing lead to another, things got out of hand, wars spring up off and on, the US sorta picked sides with israel, then correct me if I'm wrong, but the US then started taking sides in OTHER conflicts in the region, before you know it the US is funding warlords and shit, and eventually everyone is scratching their head wondering why there was fighting in the first place

[Plug Drugs]

Only one solution... Jew + Palestinian mass orgy; mix the blood lines, gogogogo

[Plug Drugs]

Its the first rule in the book: never get involved in a land war in asia, like the guy in the princess bride said

[Camoron]

god plz stop

[m0nde]

idea : give thus guy his own place to post - hint hint

[maks]

yeah we need to raise the minimum wage because burger flippers with no skills at all are totally worth $15 an hour

[maks]

THEY WORK HARD DAMMIT (but not as hard as the machines that will be rolled out to replace them when they're no longer cost effective)

[Autistic Spectrum]

really changed my world view thanksevery body

[Plug Drugs]

yeah we need to raise the minimum wage because burger flippers with no skills at all are totally worth $15 an hour

Basically, if it got any lower, it wouldnt be worth the time to do it and you'd have to do it yourself :(

[Plug Drugs]

Theyre shitty jobs no one else wants to do, so they should get paid more.. wre cant all get paid to sit at a desk; nothing would get done

[Plug Drugs]

Working min wage taught me the value of teamwork: if I didn't do everything for everyone, it wouldnt get done and blame would get put on whoever was least sociable, who is usually the guy who works the hardest

[KKKody]

bullshit, where i work the less you talk the more people like you

[Plug Drugs]

THEY WORK HARD DAMMIT (but not as hard as the machines that will be rolled out to replace them when they're no longer cost effective)

They already tried this; they found that having a person hand you your food is usually better for business
Also, who cleans themachines? Who stocks them? Etc. You'd be making more labor for everyone dumbass, instead of just paying someone to do it

You know how long it would take to clean that machine every night?

Lets all transition back to sit-down restaurants

[Plug Drugs]

bullshit, where i work the less you talk the more people like you

By sociable i meant likeable not how much a person talks

[Plug Drugs]

Cleaning food assembly machines is a pain in the ass; some places have 3 shifts of 2 dozen guys each working 12+ hours to clean their machines, and you want to put a machine handling food in every fast food restaurant?

[Autistic Spectrum]

How to push shopping carts and paint houses the correct way with out selling out to the man ,, by plug drugs and codey
isbn 66642069420

[Plug Drugs]

Just fucking raise minimum wage from 7.25 an hour to 10-12 an hour. If you're a business, what's good for your workers is also good for you.

[Autistic Spectrum]

no it's not., not if i am in the business of oppression of the lower classes

[KKKody]

where i work you can:

1 be salty as fuck

2 be good at your job

3 be both. the guys who are both are supervisors. I am on the list for people who will be getting promoted as soon as we're good enough to run our own crew.

[timmy]

Ban pluggu and codu

[juji]

Have ever plug drugs got a stable job?

[Plug Drugs]

When I get hired some place, I become their bitch. I'll put on the phony face and do whatever they tell me to do. If I do that, but it still doesn't work, I move on. The last place I worked was the funnest place yet, but one of the supervisors told me basically to stop leaving to go get water.

I'm prescribed amphetamine. If I can't have water during a 12 hour shift, I hit the ground and die of dehydration.
I liked working there, but I like being alive to. It was very difficult dilemma, but I figured that if I wasn't alive then I wouldn't be able to appreciate working there, so it seemed like a no brainer

[Camoron]

I like being alive to.

I doubt the veracity of this claim.

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Ban pluggu and codu



haha pluggu codu.

[Plug Drugs]

Water is like gold, water is like time, like currency, if I have to leave my work station to go fill my canteen with water, me takinh time to get water takes time, which is like currency, which costs the overwatchers time and currency, which is water, which is what I need, but I do not wish to upset the overwatchers! That would be most unwise.

[Plug Drugs]

First my mouth dried up, then my lips, then my eyes. My brain started to overheat and for a few hours I literally thought my supervisor was Father Time and was paranoid that I was in a holograph on a quantum computer and the clock was being manipulated as a wayto torture.

I then assessed that what I was actually experiencing was my brain being dangerously overheated, and determined that the best course of action would be to leave imnediately

[Autistic Spectrum]

sucks dicks for a living, get paid for doing what you love/are good at

[Plug Drugs]

And I raaan, I ran so far awaay

[Plug Drugs]

sucks dicks for a living, get paid for doing what you love/are good at

Yeah maybe, id just have to be really high on something
Just kidding it would build up inside as shame and disgust witg myself and I wouldnt be able to ever look my family.members in the eyes again

[Plug Drugs]

I'm not the right appearance to pull off being gay. Wish I was, maybe

[Plug Drugs]

One of the nights I was extremely deprived of salts, and became so desperate i slammed two cups of salt water

Yeah dont do that by the way, it scorches your insides al ittle, particularily the kidneys it felt like

[m0nde]

why so much noise?

[KKKody]

jesus christ why is that fag not herped i'm so tired of sacrolling past hisi walls of feelings

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....m0nde, when you go back to India take pluggu with you. he seems like a street shitter.

[juji]

Hating plug drugs while he is complaining about his life is not my problem, there no point to blame him.

[Gentleman Doli]

breakdown of plug drugs' sanity, rounds 1, 2, and 3,

[KKKody]

quiet son, he's got problems and shit...

[maks]

They already tried this; they found that having a person hand you your food is usually better for business

"they" also found that not raising prices is even better for business



Also, who cleans themachines? Who stocks them? Etc. You'd be making more labor for everyone dumbass, instead of just paying someone to do it


One minimum wage employee, instead of 2 minimum wage cooks, 4 minimum wage cashiers, and a manager making $40k a year



You know how long it would take to clean that machine every night?


I worked closing shift at a taco bell when I was a teenager, so yes, it took about an hour and a half to clean the line, wash all the dishes, and mop the floor.

[m0nde]

why is this goat mmo simulator update 2.2gb?

[rootbeer]

They added a new aspergers goat

[juji]

Plug drugs, change your avatar

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