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dcent
11-14-2012, 12:27 AM
your awesome.

everyone else here is a boring fag.



now I am gonig to mock you so that I get more red rep = positive rep and I become the king of this forum.

blumpkin blownuts
11-14-2012, 12:28 AM
i hope you two will stay close
i only have one shotgun shell

sex with dead people
11-14-2012, 12:32 AM
I have a couple of boxes of 12ga left, but they're only #8 shot

steveyos
11-14-2012, 12:33 AM
sucking other members dick's is the new in thing to do here, it used to be being funny

dcent
11-14-2012, 12:36 AM
sucking other members dick's is the new in thing to do here, it used to be being funny

to be honest....... I dont see "being funny" as having ever been a "thing" here.

though I respect your groin, I disagree with your face.

steveyos
11-14-2012, 12:42 AM
you weren't here in 2005 you missed it

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 12:46 AM
you can;t be king here until jon bans me again

you will note my red throbbing bar is much larger than yours

you picked a bad time to piss me off dcent

I will be straight (not stoned) for about 6 days now

you have no idea what you've done

to my forum or OBLIVION WITH YOU! Traitorous worm.

*POINTS AT YOU LIKE EVIL MONKEY*
http://cdn.ebaumsworld.com/mediaFiles/picture/477884/551493.gif

dcent
11-14-2012, 12:52 AM
lol, you mad?

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 01:40 AM
yes

dcent
11-14-2012, 02:18 AM
woah..... slow down there mad pants.

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 02:27 AM
You said you hated me and we made a forum half for you and you won't even come play with it and I will never be going to meds again let alone mention the nothing hole as fuckhead mods who delete your posts and are way too full of themselves is the reason we made PAL in the first place

I'm still here by the grace of Ruby but it will not last, I followed you to meds and you lonely asswipes were dickhead rude deleting my posts and then you won't even come play in our forum

I haven't had a joint today and I'm also going to blame you for that asshole

dcent
11-14-2012, 07:25 PM
lol,

so mad.

I own your mind with my swaggar.

blumpkin blownuts
11-14-2012, 07:26 PM
nobody likes a turncoat
you cant up and change your mind about people for props we r wise to that

juji
11-14-2012, 07:28 PM
Does Lisa have asperger syndrome?

lnopia the great
11-14-2012, 07:30 PM
dcent posting quality at an all time low

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 07:31 PM
that's a very hard thing to diagnose juji

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 07:31 PM
dcent is still a better poster than any of you

skrizach
11-14-2012, 07:57 PM
dcent posting quality at an all time low

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 08:07 PM
retard copying someone else's post thinks that's quality posting

dipshit skrizach

juji
11-14-2012, 08:10 PM
retard copying someone else's post thinks that's quality posting

dipshit skrizach
That's not nice.

you should say "I'm sorry for being rude and retarded" to skrizarch

blumpkin blownuts
11-14-2012, 08:11 PM
lisa whats it going to take for you to gtfo

sex with dead people
11-14-2012, 08:13 PM
You spend more time here still than at your new forum.

When is the last time you went outside?

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 08:25 PM
That's not nice.

you should say "I'm sorry for being rude and retarded" to skrizarchlol

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 08:25 PM
tell me fuck tossers

why are you in a topic pertaining to me?

sex with dead people
11-14-2012, 08:33 PM
Would you turn to self-mutilation again if you didn't get attention here?

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 08:35 PM
I think you notice that I do not lack attention

skrizach
11-14-2012, 08:37 PM
retard copying someone else's post thinks that's quality posting

dipshit skrizach

I never said I thought it was quality posting. I was just showing that I agreed with that statement.
But thanks for thinking about me!

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 08:40 PM
I never said I thought it was quality posting. I was just showing that I agreed with that statement.
But thanks for thinking about me!80% of your posts are just copying someone else's post

and so the irony that you'd try to agree with that statement

you're a fucking boring inane dipshit

skrizach
11-14-2012, 08:43 PM
80% of your posts are just copying someone else's post

and so the irony that you'd try to agree with that statement

you're a fucking boring inane dipshit

Aw, you read all of my posts? That's so sweet lisa!

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 08:46 PM
Aw, you read all of my posts? That's so sweet lisa!no but I often see them following mine simply quoting someone else

don't be tedious

sex with dead people
11-14-2012, 08:48 PM
Where did his girl originally come from?

maks
11-14-2012, 08:49 PM
Aw, you read all of my posts? That's so sweet lisa!

owned

lnopia the great
11-14-2012, 08:49 PM
skrizach posts pics of walking through forest fires you post pics in retarded looking pajamas with short uncleaned hair

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 08:54 PM
ownedif only you had a clue about how lame you look

maks
11-14-2012, 09:27 PM
if only you had a clue about how lame you look

if only you had a clue about YOUR FACE

pwned

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 09:32 PM
LOL!

Maks you fat ugly bastard

timmy
11-14-2012, 09:33 PM
LOL!

Maks you fat ugly bastard

I'm smarter than you

maks
11-14-2012, 09:33 PM
LOL!

Maks you fat ugly bastard

I'm rubber and you're glue

owned

maks
11-14-2012, 09:33 PM
I'm smarter than you

it's been long established

the pic is of you retard

timmy
11-14-2012, 09:36 PM
it's been long established

the pic is of you retard

you can;t be king here until jon bans me again

you will note my red throbbing bar is much larger than yours

you picked a bad time to piss me off dcent

I will be straight (not stoned) for about 6 days now

you have no idea what you've done

to my forum or OBLIVION WITH YOU! Traitorous worm.

*POINTS AT YOU LIKE EVIL MONKEY*

maks
11-14-2012, 09:48 PM
you can;t be king here until jon bans me again

you will note my red throbbing bar is much larger than yours

you picked a bad time to piss me off dcent

I will be straight (not stoned) for about 6 days now

you have no idea what you've done

to my forum or OBLIVION WITH YOU! Traitorous worm.

*POINTS AT YOU LIKE EVIL MONKEY*

owned

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 09:58 PM
I'm rubber and you're glue

ownedlol

I'd love to be able to hit you IRL

maks
11-14-2012, 10:02 PM
your mom

owned

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 10:18 PM
your mom

ownedmy mum after 3 kids

http://i.imgur.com/XS6XL.png

pretty sure you don;t own her

maks
11-14-2012, 10:20 PM
I wouldn't want to, she's the sort of person who lets her 8 year old get raped and doesn't do anything about it. your mother is a despicable disgusting sorry excuse for a human being.

owned

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-14-2012, 10:40 PM
what happened to me was not my mum's fault

it's more common than you realise asshole

go learn some statistics

and repeating back to someone ad nauseam that they were raped is not owning someone... it's just being a total fuckhead maks

lnopia the great
11-15-2012, 12:17 AM
your mom is a total milf

lnopia the great
11-15-2012, 12:18 AM
what is her name

sex with dead people
11-15-2012, 12:26 AM
what happened to me was not my mum's fault

it's more common than you realise asshole

go learn some statistics

and repeating back to someone ad nauseam that they were raped is not owning someone... it's just being a total fuckhead maks

sex with dead people
11-15-2012, 12:27 AM
UR ALL FUCKHEADS

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 12:34 AM
what is her namemummy

and that is old, you can see my blond little brother running up the steps, the pic is about 30 years old

dcent
11-15-2012, 12:54 AM
retard copying someone else's post thinks that's quality posting

dipshit skrizach

I love you again lisa.

for wheel..... posting quality here is in the fucking gutter.

I am literally the ONLY poster worth reading on this forum.

thank god I am a huge fan of my posts or I wouldnt even post here.

dcent
11-15-2012, 12:55 AM
my mum after 3 kids

http://i.imgur.com/XS6XL.png

pretty sure you don;t own her


I would fuck your mom.

PM me pics of your genitals.

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 12:57 AM
I love you again lisa.

for wheel..... posting quality here is in the fucking gutter.

I am literally the ONLY poster worth reading on this forum.

thank god I am a huge fan of my posts or I wouldnt even post here.lol

maks
11-15-2012, 07:29 PM
what happened to me was not my mum's fault

it's more common than you realise asshole

go learn some statistics

and repeating back to someone ad nauseam that they were raped is not owning someone... it's just being a total fuckhead maks

Maybe not (playing devil's advocate here, she hired someone to watch her kid who she knew nothing about, it was totally her fault), but lets pretend for the sake of argument it wasn't. What happened afterwards was. She let the kid get away with it, she deprived you of justice and let god knows how many more little girls get raped.

maks
11-15-2012, 07:29 PM
I guess what I'm saying is your mom sucks and I hope she dies

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 07:34 PM
that shows how utterly ignorant you are

the perpetrator is almost always known to the parents, how do you think they get in the position to look after someone's kids in the first place?

Maks, seriously grow up and get a fucking real life

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 07:38 PM
when my mum found out or rather suspected she took me to "special doctors"

she's a much better person than you clearly are

maks
11-15-2012, 07:39 PM
You're just jealous that I had good parents who never let me get molested

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 07:40 PM
you parents are obviously a failure because they raised someone who turned out to be the piece of shit you are

maks
11-15-2012, 07:42 PM
I'm a success in my chosen field, I make great money, I don't abuse hard drugs, I don't whore myself out on the internet, and I've never been raped. My parents did a better job than yours by any definition.

maks
11-15-2012, 07:43 PM
I'm sure yours are proud that you got fired from a minimum wage job running a cash register though

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 07:44 PM
nah maks

you're a piece of shit

you work in IT

that pretty much sums up your pathetic life

maks
11-15-2012, 07:46 PM
yep I work in the fastest growing industry in the entire world and make ridiculous money doing it, that's pretty pathetic

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 07:49 PM
actually the IT industry plateaued about 10-15 years ago

it's a pretty boring, unimportant and shitty profession

you're a piece of shit and you work in IT maks, don't get that confused with actually doing something good with your life

timmy
11-15-2012, 07:53 PM
programming plateaued 10-15 years ago, IT in general is still growing you fucking dunce

maks
11-15-2012, 07:57 PM
actually the IT industry plateaued about 10-15 years ago

it's a pretty boring, unimportant and shitty profession

you're a piece of shit and you work in IT maks, don't get that confused with actually doing something good with your life

yes you're right nobody's buying computers anymore and they're certainly using them less than they did 15 years ago

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 07:57 PM
um no tim

the whole IT industry plataued a decade or thereabouts ago

hence training for it in education has also dropped off significantly, edcation is always looking at the growth of industries so as to keep up with what courses etc... are needed to fill the industry

Someone who knows about IT is not really as much of an expert as a lamen as compared to a decade or more ago

maks
11-15-2012, 07:58 PM
programming plateaued 10-15 years ago, IT in general is still growing you fucking dunce

I'd say both programming and general IT are both on an upward trend, especially web programming

maks
11-15-2012, 07:59 PM
um no tim

the whole IT industry plataued a decade or thereabouts ago

hence training for it in education has also dropped off significantly, edcation is always looking at the growth of industries so as to keep up with what courses etc... are needed to fill the industry

Someone who knows about IT is not really as much of an expert as a lamen as compared to a decade or more ago

Fine, lets see you deploy an exchange server

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 08:01 PM
I repeat

you work in IT maks

timmy
11-15-2012, 08:01 PM
I'd say both programming and general IT are both on an upward trend, especially web programming

well what do you know one of my subjects is web programming just passed a php/html/mysql/apache test today nothing too impressive but paying attention to detail in code to get things working can be a pain

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 08:07 PM
I'd say both programming and general IT are both on an upward trend, especially web programmingwell I can tell you that they are not, 20 years ago there was a steep climb and rise in the industry... problem is many thought that rise would continue indefinately and that it would be one of the main jobs in the future

it did not and plataued and it plataued about a decade ago dipshit... companies usually employ one maybe two guys for IT, basically just to fix things if they go down... depends on the size of the company

but fact is you are like 20-15 years too late to claim that it is the fastest growing industry... it really has had very little growth in the past decade

go look up the graphs yourself and you will see it quite plainly

I can actually say, "you work in IT" and that hold conotations that you work in a shitty, boring, dead end job maks.

Lexi Persimmons
11-15-2012, 08:08 PM
lisa just likes to argue cause she got nobody.

timmy
11-15-2012, 08:09 PM
a teacher spells indefinitely as "indefinately".... bullshit you went to university bitch you can barely spell in your first language

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 08:11 PM
it's also pretty rare to get a PERMANENT job in IT

you're a dime a dozen and usually obsolete by the end of the week

timmy
11-15-2012, 08:12 PM
rare?

timmy
11-15-2012, 08:12 PM
working in IT you keep updating your skills to keep up with the evolving industry you fuckign retard please stop talking about something you know nothign about

maks
11-15-2012, 08:13 PM
unemployed register jockey telling me about trends in my industry...

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 08:14 PM
not to mention what a shitty boring job

I'd rather have my teeth pulled than learn IT professionally

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 08:15 PM
unemployed register jockey telling me about trends in my industry...as a pretty newly qualified teacher it is part of my job to know about many various industries and their growth maks

teachers are the ones who make the courses that you study

idiot

timmy
11-15-2012, 08:16 PM
hahahahahaahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahhahaahhahahahahaahhahahahahahahah no the the curriculum that a teacher wants to implement must be approved by a higher authority

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 08:22 PM
a "higher authority"?

I have created many a unit tim you idiot

when you spend 6 years at university you are the "higher authority"

there are simply standards you must meet that you create your unit to fit in with, educational standards... units needs to be adjusted for different levels of education

that is what teachers spend 6 years studying idiot

maks
11-15-2012, 08:23 PM
as a pretty newly qualified teacher it is part of my job to know about many various industries and their growth maks

teachers are the ones who make the courses that you study

idiot

You're not a teacher though, you're an unemployed register jockey

sex with dead people
11-15-2012, 08:26 PM
Someone please explain why this dumb bitch is still posting here after getting her own forum made for her?

timmy
11-15-2012, 08:26 PM
a "higher authority"?

I have created many a unit tim you idiot

when you spend 6 years at university you are the "higher authority"

there are simply standards you must meet that you create your unit to fit in with, educational standards... units needs to be adjusted for different levels of education

that is what teachers spend 6 years studying idiot

pretty sure you have to negotiate with your head teacher and make proposals of what you want to change and explain and justify them.

stop being a stupid faggot pelase.

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 08:30 PM
pretty sure you have to negotiate with your head teacher and make proposals of what you want to change and explain and justify them.

stop being a stupid faggot pelase.no Tim

when you are a qualified teacher it is your responsibilty to create workable appropiate units... sometimes you create units with other teachers and sometimes you create them by yourself as it is your load you are teaching

and you don;t have to run it past a "head teacher" there is no such thing

the principal doesn't even have anything to do with creating units, he/she simply runs the school and generally deals with behavioural issues

wow you really are still just a kid aren't you?

timmy
11-15-2012, 08:34 PM
you cant just make changes without justification or retards like you would fuck entire subjects up

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 08:36 PM
"retards like me" create the units you idiot

that is what teachers do

wow

Fail for you.

sex with dead people
11-15-2012, 08:36 PM
I bet she got caught fondling one of her mentally retarded students.

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 08:40 PM
I tell you another thing, it's a lot of hard work

for any given unit you creat you may need to create many different versions of it to aim at many different levels of students... even within the same class the abilities of your students can range enormously and it's your job to get that unit accross to all of them, especially in primary school, I have had to create 3 different versions of the same unit to teach to one class as the students within that class were at such different levels of development

like who have you always imagined created the work your teacher gave you? LOL not the brightest spark there are we Tim?

maks
11-15-2012, 08:56 PM
being a teacher is complicated and difficult and that's why you don't do it anymore. you couldn't handle it because you are simpleminded and weak.

skrizach
11-15-2012, 09:08 PM
like who have you always imagined created the work your teacher gave you? LOL not the brightest spark there are we Tim?

textbook writers? the creators of the workbooks? the school district? the governing board of the state that creates curriculum?

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 09:16 PM
being a teacher is complicated and difficult and that's why you don't do it anymore. you couldn't handle it because you are simpleminded and weak.it is and I did do it for two years

I'm not up to it right now, life happens, something you don;t know about maks

but I'll be back there with tree berries bouncing off my head as I sit slumped with my head in my hands at the desk at the front of the class.... fun times.

Yeah but nah... I care about it and kids unlike you people are generally blameless, their fuckhead adult parents are usually just taller hairier and scarier versions of their kids... meetings with local police about some poor kid's parents is not uncommon. Their kids desrve a chance

I do tend to favor some of the naughty kids just because no-one else will and sometimes they'll be good just for you if you give them half a chance... also I was a terror when I was a teenager at school, I'm there for my comeuppance.

No I have never done anything wrong while teaching... worst I ever did was call one 15 year old girl a "b..... bitch"... she was shoving me though... mind you calling her a bitch is not the textbook way to deal with that... I had to go get another teacher to help me with that as after I called her "a bitch" she started yelling that she was going to have me fired... it was actually having to deal with her parents (which were a bit full on) that was going to be the worry there... I got another more experienced teacher and had a meeting with her, had to appologise for calling her a bitch and explain that no staff should ever speak to her like that so that I was wrong but there was still the matter of her bahviour in the class to deal with and so that is why I brought another teacher in.

And that, and accidently stepping on a primary school kid who was sitting on the floor behind me and when I did I exclaimed, "SHIT!"..... but I glossed over the swear word I slipped quickly and the kid was ok.

So really that's the worst I've done... sworn twice, once calling a student a "b....bitch"...s ee I nearly stopped myself but the word just insisted on comming out of my mouth as she was shoving me (generally most students are taller than me lol)

maks
11-15-2012, 09:25 PM
it is and I did do it for two years

I'm going to pretend this is all you wrote because it's all I read

anyway wow two whole years that's quite the career you had there, clump. it's almost as if pointing that out totally proved my point, gj.

lnopia the great
11-15-2012, 09:26 PM
so wait are you saying you isolate the dumber kids away from the normal kids by giving them dumbed down lessons on the sideÉ

lnopia the great
11-15-2012, 09:27 PM
god damn my laptop just went french canadian what the fuck

lnopia the great
11-15-2012, 09:28 PM
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LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 09:29 PM
I'm going to pretend this is all you wrote because it's all I read

anyway wow two whole years that's quite the career you had there, clump. it's almost as if pointing that out totally proved my point, gj.maks

you work in IT

skrizach
11-15-2012, 09:32 PM
like who have you always imagined created the work your teacher gave you? LOL not the brightest spark there are we Tim?


textbook writers? the creators of the workbooks? the school district? the governing board of the state that creates curriculum?

just reposting this to prove a point.

maks
11-15-2012, 09:34 PM
maks

you work in IT

you're an unemployed cashier

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 09:37 PM
um no

there is often not even any curriculum, only the state standards for which the teacher to create a unit around

I mean you morons

in your teaching degree you are required to create many units, you get graded on that then and either pass or fail

after you are a teacher it's your responsibilty, as far as "curriculum" goes... in English there might be a set book to read but the unit is still created by the teacher... in victoria your units need to meet the VELS standards

you can look that up yourself instead of making an idiot of yourself trying to talk about how teaching works when you clearly have no idea.

skrizach
11-15-2012, 09:39 PM
um no

there is often not even any curriculum, only the state standards for which the teacher to create a unit around

I mean you morons

in your teaching degree you are required to create many units, you get graded on that then and either pass or fail

after you are a teacher it's your responsibilty, as far as "curriculum" goes... in English there might be a set book to read but the unit is still created by the teacher... in victoria your units need to meet the VELS standards

you can look that up yourself instead of making an idiot of yourself trying to talk about how teaching works when you clearly have no idea.

Actually I live in America where we have governing bodies that oversee the curriculum taught in our schools so inept teachers cannot just teach whatever they want to their students.

maks
11-15-2012, 09:39 PM
it's irrelevant what teachers do clump because you couldn't handle the job and lost it after two years. you went on to an exciting career ringing up bags of bird seed but apparently you couldn't handle that either and now you're living on the dole. what will it take to convince you that you're useless?

maks
11-15-2012, 09:40 PM
why don't you start an alpaca farm

skrizach
11-15-2012, 09:41 PM
to give you an idea I have picked a state and looked up their department of education and the subset of curriculum oversight so you can't just scream about how I'm wrong:
http://dese.mo.gov/divimprove/curriculum/aboutus.htm

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 09:42 PM
the teacher creates the unit

the unit must meet the state's standards as the standards are what you actually mark the students on, on how well they have met the standards and so the unit you create must encompass all the standards, the work you create in the unit is created to test and mark the students on the standards, I don't think you even understand what curriculum is, curriculum is not whole whole units created by the state, the curriculum is simply the standards for each subjects that the students must meet to pass... the teacher created the unit to fit those standards

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 09:43 PM
yeah I only spent years at university creating units to fit standards and then actually taught as a qualified teacher for two years

what would I know

maks
11-15-2012, 09:44 PM
I made $0.02 on google adwords this week

I have 3 xboxes and a droidx

my life is better than yours

lets get one thing straight I do NOT have a zit on my ass

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 09:44 PM
http://vels.vcaa.vic.edu.au/vels/index.html

these are the standards that in victoria the units you create must meet

it is the same in other states only the standards are not called "VELS" but called something else... depending on the state

skrizach
11-15-2012, 09:44 PM
the teacher creates the unit

the unit must meet the state's standards as the standards are what you actually mark the students on, on how well they have met the standards and so the unit you create must encompass all the standards, the work you create in the unit is created to test and mark the students on the standards, I don't think you even understand what curriculum is, curriculum is not whole whole units created by the state, the curriculum is simply the standards for each subjects that the students must meet to pass... the teacher created the unit to fit those standards

ugh see this is why I provided a link. here is a copy and paste from that website I sent you:
"The Office of College and Career Readiness-curriculum services section provides professional services related to the development and implementation of improved curricula in the schools of the state. The unit engages in a broad range of activities including: the preparation and dissemination of curricular materials; inservice training for professional staff members in curriculum development and in specific subject areas; and consultative assistance in solving instructional problems."

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 09:45 PM
why would you try to look like an idiot in arguing with an actual teacher about this?

My links will be much more informative than anything you can link and clearly do not even understand

skrizach
11-15-2012, 09:49 PM
I was just trying to explain the difference between your Australian style and the way we do it here in America, but thanks for turning everything into an argument. You must be filled with hate in your heart.

maks
11-15-2012, 09:50 PM
why would you try to look like an idiot in arguing with an actual teacher about this?

My links will be much more informative than anything you can link and clearly do not even understand

you are not a teacher. you're an unemployed cashier.

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 09:53 PM
you are not a teacher. you're an unemployed cashier.no I'm actually still a teacher

my qualifications are recognised worldwide

you work in IT

maks
11-15-2012, 09:56 PM
no I'm actually still a teacher

my qualifications are recognised worldwide

you work in IT

teachers have jobs teaching. you're an unemployed cashier.

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 10:03 PM
actually you'll find teachers in all walks of life

it takes all kinds

and no, I'm a teacher on a break from teaching due to personal and family reasons, that does not cancel out my qualifications which I spent many years at university getting good marks to attain

When this part of my life has passed and I have dealt with it I will know when I will be up to returning

you work in IT and have no life.

timmy
11-15-2012, 10:04 PM
youre qualified to teach, but you arent currently employed as a teacher. therefore you are not a teacher.

timmy
11-15-2012, 10:06 PM
that would be like me saying im a helpdesk analyst just because i got a few certificates that would allow me to be one but hey im not actually one because im not employed...

or that would be like someone quitting their job say a plumber and 5 years later sitting on the dole smoking bongs they say "im a plumber" and thye arent actualy working as a plumber it just doesnt make SENSE lisa

timmy
11-15-2012, 10:06 PM
you cant say youre something that youre not you fuckign faggot

timmy
11-15-2012, 10:06 PM
no lying allowed here

Kosher Mini Tacos
11-15-2012, 10:09 PM
Is there a doctor in the house?

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 10:11 PM
Tim

compulsive liar who can't even say how old he was in 2003 and makes up fanciful lies about working in McDonalds in primary school, this is quite a fanciful lie for tim as he lacks any creativity

he still lives with his parents

maks
11-15-2012, 10:13 PM
why the hell would anyone lie about working at mcdonalds you retard

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 10:20 PM
why the hell would anyone lie about working at mcdonalds you retardask tim as he claims he did in 2003 (when he was in primary school)

lol

don't blame me that even tim's lies are retarded

maks
11-15-2012, 10:21 PM
this may shock you but I couldn't give a flying fuck if barry worked at mcdonalds

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 10:25 PM
well he didn't

as in 2003 he was in primary school

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 10:27 PM
tim's fanciful lies

if you were going to lie I don;t know why you wouldn;t have tried on something a bit better than saying you worked in McDonald in 2003 when you were actually in primary school in 2003

but hey that's tim for you

sex with dead people
11-15-2012, 11:23 PM
it is and I did do it for two years

I'm not up to it right now, life happens, something you don;t know about maks

but I'll be back there with tree berries bouncing off my head as I sit slumped with my head in my hands at the desk at the front of the class.... fun times.

Yeah but nah... I care about it and kids unlike you people are generally blameless, their fuckhead adult parents are usually just taller hairier and scarier versions of their kids... meetings with local police about some poor kid's parents is not uncommon. Their kids desrve a chance

I do tend to favor some of the naughty kids just because no-one else will and sometimes they'll be good just for you if you give them half a chance... also I was a terror when I was a teenager at school, I'm there for my comeuppance.

No I have never done anything wrong while teaching... worst I ever did was call one 15 year old girl a "b..... bitch"... she was shoving me though... mind you calling her a bitch is not the textbook way to deal with that... I had to go get another teacher to help me with that as after I called her "a bitch" she started yelling that she was going to have me fired... it was actually having to deal with her parents (which were a bit full on) that was going to be the worry there... I got another more experienced teacher and had a meeting with her, had to appologise for calling her a bitch and explain that no staff should ever speak to her like that so that I was wrong but there was still the matter of her bahviour in the class to deal with and so that is why I brought another teacher in.

And that, and accidently stepping on a primary school kid who was sitting on the floor behind me and when I did I exclaimed, "SHIT!"..... but I glossed over the swear word I slipped quickly and the kid was ok.

So really that's the worst I've done... sworn twice, once calling a student a "b....bitch"...s ee I nearly stopped myself but the word just insisted on comming out of my mouth as she was shoving me (generally most students are taller than me lol)

dcent
11-15-2012, 11:30 PM
jesus christ guy.

enough of the gab fest and get to the good stuff.

maks
11-15-2012, 11:43 PM
how much of a loser do you have to be to consider someone's story about flipping burgers for $3 an hour a 'fanciful lie'

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 11:47 PM
how much of a loser do you have to be to consider someone's story about flipping burgers for $3 an hour a 'fanciful lie'you just need some basic math

as in being able to count to ten and therefore understand that Tim was in primary school in 2003

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 11:48 PM
it is and I did do it for two years

I'm not up to it right now, life happens, something you don;t know about maks

but I'll be back there with tree berries bouncing off my head as I sit slumped with my head in my hands at the desk at the front of the class.... fun times.

Yeah but nah... I care about it and kids unlike you people are generally blameless, their fuckhead adult parents are usually just taller hairier and scarier versions of their kids... meetings with local police about some poor kid's parents is not uncommon. Their kids desrve a chance

I do tend to favor some of the naughty kids just because no-one else will and sometimes they'll be good just for you if you give them half a chance... also I was a terror when I was a teenager at school, I'm there for my comeuppance.

No I have never done anything wrong while teaching... worst I ever did was call one 15 year old girl a "b..... bitch"... she was shoving me though... mind you calling her a bitch is not the textbook way to deal with that... I had to go get another teacher to help me with that as after I called her "a bitch" she started yelling that she was going to have me fired... it was actually having to deal with her parents (which were a bit full on) that was going to be the worry there... I got another more experienced teacher and had a meeting with her, had to appologise for calling her a bitch and explain that no staff should ever speak to her like that so that I was wrong but there was still the matter of her bahviour in the class to deal with and so that is why I brought another teacher in.

And that, and accidently stepping on a primary school kid who was sitting on the floor behind me and when I did I exclaimed, "SHIT!"..... but I glossed over the swear word I slipped quickly and the kid was ok.

So really that's the worst I've done... sworn twice, once calling a student a "b....bitch"...s ee I nearly stopped myself but the word just insisted on comming out of my mouth as she was shoving me (generally most students are taller than me lol)pah

I read none of that
































lol

maks
11-15-2012, 11:48 PM
no really, it says a lot about your station in life if someone tells you they worked at mcdonalds and you think they're exaggerating and trying to impress you...

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 11:54 PM
no really, it says a lot about your station in life if someone tells you they worked at mcdonalds and you think they're exaggerating and trying to impress you...no it says I understand simple addition

so when a 22 year old tells me they worked in macdonalds 9 years ago... well you tell me genius, you work in IT... that sum shouldn;t be too hard for you to figure out

what is 22-9 = ?

maks
11-15-2012, 11:56 PM
I can't believe you're so jealous of barry's mcdonalds job that you're making shit up to discredit his story, god it really must suck to be you

clay
11-15-2012, 11:58 PM
what is 22-9 = ?legal if you dont tell no one http://i45.tinypic.com/sl2x02.jpg

maks
11-16-2012, 12:01 AM
simple addition

what is 22-9 = ?

this is what passes for an accredited teacher in australia

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-16-2012, 12:08 AM
legal if you dont tell no one http://i45.tinypic.com/sl2x02.jpgLOL

skrizach
11-16-2012, 01:43 AM
pah

I read none of that

lol

you don't even read your own posts?

plusle riot
11-16-2012, 01:51 AM
this is what passes for an accredited teacher in australia

yeah i 've never heard of a 13yr old in primary school unless they were downies that were held back for 2 yrs. at least barry's story is credible and checks out, lisa's...not so much..if at all.

maks
11-16-2012, 01:54 AM
yeah i 've never heard of a 13yr old in primary school unless they were downies that were held back for 2 yrs. at least barry's story is credible and checks out, lisa's...not so much..if at all.

barry's story almost doesn't matter. she's the sort of person who think someone would lie about working at mcdonalds. let that sink in a minute.

plusle riot
11-16-2012, 01:55 AM
i did. and i thought, "what a fucking morris".

maks
11-16-2012, 02:06 AM
yeah clump really morrises the morris