View Full Version : there's a guy I know and I had a dream that he
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 02:05 AM
was walking backwards towards me
and it's doing my head in what that could mean
sex with dead people
11-12-2012, 02:12 AM
He probably just didn't wanna turn around to see your ugly face.
timmy
11-12-2012, 02:14 AM
only true retards read deep into dreams
timmy
11-12-2012, 02:14 AM
"omg i had this dream it must really be important im not totally retarded and trying to grasp any sort of meaning from something that isnt reality"
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 02:17 AM
yeah I already knew you'd post that response
be less predictable
you're boring
also you look like one of the special needs students I've taught...
http://i.imgur.com/LcbPj.jpg
timmy
11-12-2012, 02:17 AM
dont even have to click view post and i know lisas mad i can feel it from here
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 02:28 AM
I sent him a text message.
It read,
"You know I had this dream about you last night that you were walking backwards towards me..... it's been doing my head in all day, what did you do that for? Weirdo"
I await an explanation
timmy
11-12-2012, 02:33 AM
creepy old woman sends guy weird text
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 02:35 AM
he's 10 years older than me
I had a threesome with him once
blumpkin blownuts
11-12-2012, 02:49 AM
He probably just didn't wanna turn around to see your ugly face.
blumpkin blownuts
11-12-2012, 02:50 AM
the dream means you're going to take advantage of him and kill him
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 02:52 AM
the dream means you're going to take advantage of him and kill himgood
I hope so
blumpkin blownuts
11-12-2012, 02:54 AM
make sure you mention the dream when you go to kangaroo kourt, they'll find you not guilty
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 02:57 AM
make sure you mention the dream when you go to kangaroo kourt, they'll find you not guiltyRoosevelt this giant black guy from Philidelphia, I used to have this thing with him on the phone... but anyway I dreamt once that he had a kangaroo pouch and I climbed in and we jumped around
blumpkin blownuts
11-12-2012, 03:02 AM
i have recurring dreams of driving on a forest road and water starts to bubble out of the ground faster and faster, soon cutting off the road so i turn around and go back but that way is also blocked by rising water, and it just gets higher and higher, covering all the bushes, covering the top of my car, and rising above the tops of the trees until there is nothing left but water and sky in all directions
i also have lots of dreams of being in horrible plane crashes, i even died in one and had an OBE
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 03:08 AM
I also have recurring dreams
flying, floating on a raft in the ocean with the land in the distance
and one where I'm in a hotel that is falling down... and I'm crawling around in the crawl spaces... and once the hotel was collapsing into lava
and bathrooms.... I'm always dreaming of finding these big baths and having baths in these massive baths
blumpkin blownuts
11-12-2012, 03:12 AM
interesting..
i have dreams about giant bathrooms with hundreds of stalls, showers and bathtubs usually it's laid out like a maze and i can't find a clean commode. seems to happen more often if i need to piss in the middle of the night
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 03:23 AM
interesting..
i have dreams about giant bathrooms with hundreds of stalls, showers and bathtubs usually it's laid out like a maze and i can't find a clean commode. seems to happen more often if i need to piss in the middle of the nightyes I have that one too... but it's a bath I'm looking for, not toilets... but sometimes there are toilets but you can't use them as they are not suitable
blumpkin blownuts
11-12-2012, 03:58 AM
exactly - all the commodes are either occupied, covered in filth, or the floor in front of its flooded
can't believe you have those dreams too, that kinda creeps me out
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 04:14 AM
or no doors on the cubical or just these weird unusable toilets
the baths I find are awesome though... once in a while it's this weird thing that isn't even a bath but usually they are these massive tiled baths with warm water
steveyos
11-12-2012, 06:31 AM
exactly - all the commodes are either occupied, covered in filth, or the floor in front of its flooded
can't believe you have those dreams too, that kinda creeps me out
you're both insane but it's also really generic sounding dreams, if anything it's weird you're both having such common and current dreams
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 06:32 AM
you're both insane but it's also really generic sounding dreams, if anything it's weird you're both having such common and current dreamsyes it's a common dream
you've probably had the same
steveyos
11-12-2012, 06:44 AM
I only dream a few times a year because all my dreams actually are full on fjs mode, I manage to be original even while unconscious
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 06:52 AM
I dream all the time
and have lucid dreams
where's my e-mail steveyo?
I'm come to like your e-mails
steveyos
11-12-2012, 07:01 AM
oh idk I'm still waking up and my phone is dying let me go do my anti pain morning routine while it charges then see if my niece is coming over if I got time I'll start research on the forum in an hour or two
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 07:06 AM
sure
it will all happen some time in the next century
OB needs to just come back
and Flag too
and we should post walls of text, post weird shit and type MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA, bump all topics pertaining to me until we kill you all
sex with dead people
11-12-2012, 12:37 PM
exactly - all the commodes are either occupied, covered in filth, or the floor in front of its flooded
can't believe you have those dreams too, that kinda creeps me out
yes I have that one too... but it's a bath I'm looking for, not toilets... but sometimes there are toilets but you can't use them as they are not suitable
interesting..
i have dreams about giant bathrooms with hundreds of stalls, showers and bathtubs usually it's laid out like a maze and i can't find a clean commode. seems to happen more often if i need to piss in the middle of the night
I also have recurring dreams
flying, floating on a raft in the ocean with the land in the distance
and one where I'm in a hotel that is falling down... and I'm crawling around in the crawl spaces... and once the hotel was collapsing into lava
and bathrooms.... I'm always dreaming of finding these big baths and having baths in these massive baths
i have recurring dreams of driving on a forest road and water starts to bubble out of the ground faster and faster, soon cutting off the road so i turn around and go back but that way is also blocked by rising water, and it just gets higher and higher, covering all the bushes, covering the top of my car, and rising above the tops of the trees until there is nothing left but water and sky in all directions
i also have lots of dreams of being in horrible plane crashes, i even died in one and had an OBE
or no doors on the cubical or just these weird unusable toilets
the baths I find are awesome though... once in a while it's this weird thing that isn't even a bath but usually they are these massive tiled baths with warm water
:wrong:
blumpkin blownuts
11-12-2012, 01:18 PM
aw come on just because she posts alot of shit doesn't mean i'm gonna skip the one interesting topic she does decide to post
yep nothing more interesting than hearing about and analyzing a retard's dream
seriously though there's nothing more mind numbing than hearing about someone's dream it's like "THAT DIDN'T EVEN HAPPEN, ASSHOLE"
steveyos
11-12-2012, 01:58 PM
nothing is worse than reading your posts marks unless you enjoy boring posts
sex with dead people
11-12-2012, 03:05 PM
aw come on just because she posts alot of shit doesn't mean i'm gonna skip the one interesting topic she does decide to post
I just didn't want her to think more than 1 person here likes her
steveyos
11-12-2012, 03:18 PM
one person here loves her
me
sex with dead people
11-12-2012, 03:45 PM
Have fun sharing your childhood rape stories.
steveyos
11-12-2012, 03:50 PM
we will
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 10:26 PM
I know what it is!
It's untowards!
He's untowards to me.
Plug Drugs
11-12-2012, 10:41 PM
if i had a threesome with lisa my life would be complete
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 10:43 PM
I doubt it
it was shit
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 10:43 PM
untowards towards me
Plug Drugs
11-12-2012, 10:44 PM
maybe he's just bad in bed
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 10:46 PM
he texted me too
he wants his money
Plug Drugs
11-12-2012, 11:16 PM
huh?
steveyos
11-13-2012, 06:57 AM
well u see he's a pimp and lisa is his hoe
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-13-2012, 08:45 PM
meh
he's my drug dealer
steveyos
11-13-2012, 08:52 PM
I'd charge you free
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-13-2012, 09:01 PM
oh he used to offer that in exchange for a kiss
he's a piece of shit, I'd rather pay
I regret fucking his g/f, she's a stupid bitch
I offered genuine friendship to those people and they are just using scum
basically wouldn't be my friend unless I continued to fuck them, and I just wanted friends not scum bags
I am growing a hatred towards him
it may even force me to quit weed for a time
steveyos
11-13-2012, 09:34 PM
I really feel bad that weed is illegal I am going to fix that if it's not fixed before I get a chance because I would fucking murder so many people if I didn't have a steady supply of free weed
Plug Drugs
11-13-2012, 10:40 PM
why don't... why don't you just find a different guy who sells weed
Plug Drugs
11-13-2012, 10:42 PM
everybody smokes.. everybody smokes. And everyone knows a guy who's got the hook ups
just go to a used record store or some shit and start talking with a guy for a while and listen to him about how much he fuckin loves the mars volta or animal collective or some shit and then ask him if he knows where you can get some weed
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-13-2012, 11:57 PM
why don't... why don't you just find a different guy who sells weedoh I really need to but that involves meeting people and I hate that
my own plant will not be ready for a couple of months
timmy
11-13-2012, 11:59 PM
im sure lisa plant will die just like how her childhood dreams died when her babysitter fondled her and she was taken away by the government
sex with dead people
11-14-2012, 12:01 AM
im sure lisa plant will die just like how her childhood dreams died when her babysitter fondled her and she was taken away by the government
Juji's dick will elevated to 100% after reading this.
steveyos
11-14-2012, 12:14 AM
meanwhile look at my avatar lol
Plug Drugs
11-15-2012, 02:35 AM
oh I really need to but that involves meeting people and I hate that
my own plant will not be ready for a couple of months
i'm good at meeting people, but i still post on internet forums
i went through a "loney phase" when i was in high school and didnt have a car and hated everyone i went to school with because they were hick pieces of shit, so i posted on internet forums.. but now idk i'm sociable but still like to post on internet forums, i've got the best of both worlds!
LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-15-2012, 06:17 AM
i'm good at meeting people, but i still post on internet forums
i went through a "loney phase" when i was in high school and didnt have a car and hated everyone i went to school with because they were hick pieces of shit, so i posted on internet forums.. but now idk i'm sociable but still like to post on internet forums, i've got the best of both worlds!I'm pretty much anti-social
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