All American will receive a micro chip implant in 2013 per Obamacare

[Lexi Persimmons]

all you ignorant niggers that voted for communism deserve to be ground up for Soylent Green.

Fuck you assholes. Starving to death is not a nice way to die. Don't come around my neck of the woods looking for food. If I feel good that day, I will give you a quick death.



http://www.pakalertpress.com/2012/07/24/all-americans-will-receive-a-microchip-implant-in-2013-per-obamacare/

[maks]

No American will receive a reply in 2012 per Obamacare

[juji]

That's not my problem

[blumpkin blownuts]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp

stop getting your info from hoax news outlets you're getting trolled badly

[Desolation]

get a chip that makes u post better

[juji]

implant yourself on your anus

[sex with dead people]

implant yourself on your anus

That's exactly what I was about to post.

[skrizach]

“The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that—‘‘(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; and ‘‘(B) is a class III device; or ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable.”

All that says is that they will create a registry of medical devices so they know what device is put into which person so if that device has a safety recall they can contact that person.

AKA if you got in a car accident and they had to put in a titanium ankle joint and years later there is a safety recall, this would enable them to find you and call you because there is a registry.

[skrizach]

http://www.snopes.com/politics/medical/microchip.asp

stop getting your info from hoax news outlets you're getting trolled badly

See more backup to my statement, thanks Snopes.

Except all I had to do was simply read the statement in question and use my cognition and I was able to discern what it meant.

[Camoron]

article is total bullshit, completely made up

[timmy]

cam are you ready for your microchip, mate?

[jon]

if you wanted an id chip you could have had one a decade ago

if you want one now they'll store your entire medical history and an e-signature waiver on it so that when you get brought into the ER from a car wreck and you're unconscious they don't have to call anyone (you have no friends) you get priority care right away

until its involuntary, nobody gives a shit about SPOOKY SCARY BIOCHIPS

[boobz]

That's exactly what I was about to post.

this.

[steveyos]

I'm getting an obamaphone

[steveyos]

they can just call me on that


haven't found a doctor worth a shit might as well have a chip so you guys could contact me with advice on funny posts

[boobz]

they can just call me on that


haven't found a doctor worth a shit might as well have a chip so you guys could contact me with advice on funny posts

when every doctor you visit is a cheap piece of shit (someone just like yourself who somewhere along the line forged a medical degree) then of course. this kind of explains your health steve.

[Camoron]

“The Secretary shall establish a national medical device registry (in this subsection referred to as the ‘registry’) to facilitate analysis of postmarket safety and outcomes data on each device that—‘‘(A) is or has been used in or on a patient; and ‘‘(B) is a class III device; or ‘‘(ii) a class II device that is implantable.”

All that says is that they will create a registry of medical devices so they know what device is put into which person so if that device has a safety recall they can contact that person.

AKA if you got in a car accident and they had to put in a titanium ankle joint and years later there is a safety recall, this would enable them to find you and call you because there is a registry.

this is true but even this is from an outdated version of health reform bill, it's not even in Obamacare

[maks]

if you wanted an id chip you could have had one a decade ago

if you want one now they'll store your entire medical history and an e-signature waiver on it so that when you get brought into the ER from a car wreck and you're unconscious they don't have to call anyone (you have no friends) you get priority care right away

until its involuntary, nobody gives a shit about SPOOKY SCARY BIOCHIPS

Actually I expected you to have a problem with them, it's usually the gold hoarding Christian conspiracy theorists who oppose that sort of thing

[Desolation]

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

[steveyos]

wake up and smell the unfunny

[jon]

Actually I expected you to have a problem with them, it's usually the gold hoarding Christian conspiracy theorists who oppose that sort of thing

i don't personally want one but that is beside the point

v for voluntary

[jon]

in fact i don't even have a primary care physician and have not been to a hospital in a decade

[maks]

i don't personally want one but that is beside the point

v for voluntary

good point

[F4]

can't wait to see the op back this up with an article from the onion

[skrizach]

WAKE UP SHEEPLE

https://twitter.com/MuscularSon/status/31121021440364544

[steveyos]

twitter lol