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timmy
11-10-2012, 01:26 AM
your cant work;

During school hours
More than one shift per day
More than four hours on a day you have to go to school
After 9pm if you have to go to school the next day
If it is less than 12 hours since your last shift
For any hours that make the combination of your school hours and work hours in a 7 day week more than 40 hours
If your employer has an exemption from obtaining an authority to employ people under 15, they cannot require you to work for more than 10 hours per week.


There you go you fucking faggot, i got my parents written consent to work at mc donalds you stupid fuck go learn something before opening your stupid retard faggot piece of shit excuse of a human beiing mouth

timmy
11-10-2012, 01:29 AM
hey lisa why dont you argue that government documents stating the minimum wage in 2003 is incorrrect its not like youre a total fuckign retard or anything and that youre denying the legitimacy of ACTUAL GOVERNMENT DOCUMENTS

timmy
11-10-2012, 01:29 AM
i really dont believe for one second that youre a teacher unless youre a special needs teacher the ntaht would make ironic sense

Lexi Persimmons
11-10-2012, 01:42 AM
lisr is a failure at everything but being a total failure.

boobz
11-10-2012, 01:43 AM
i have absolutely no idea what the context behind this rant is man, but jeez grab a beer, some ps3, relax bro :smoke:

steveyos
11-10-2012, 03:36 AM
y lisa why dont you argue that government documents stating the minimum wage in 2003 is incorrrect its not like youre a total fuckign retard or anything and that youre denying the legitimacy of ACTUAL GOVERNMENT DOCUMENT

steveyos
11-10-2012, 03:36 AM
really dont believe for one second that youre a teacher unless youre a special needs teacher the ntaht would make ironic sense

steveyos
11-10-2012, 03:37 AM
2 Hours Ago

your cant work; During school hours More than one shift per day More than four hours on a day you have to go to school After 9pm if you have to go to school the next day If it is less than 12 hours since your last shift For any hours that make the combination of your school hours and work hours in a 7 day week more than 40 hours If your employer has an exemption from obtaining an authority to employ people under 15, they cannot require you to work for more than 10 hours per week.

There you go you fucking faggot, i got my parents written consent to work at mc donalds you stupid fuck go learn something before opening your stupid retard faggot piece of shit excuse of a human beiing mouth

steveyos
11-10-2012, 03:37 AM
-your car is AIN'T FUCKING MINE

juji
11-10-2012, 03:37 AM
Steveyos, you probably work at McDonalds, but never steal a hamburger

steveyos
11-10-2012, 03:41 AM
thanks elz

steveyos
11-10-2012, 03:42 AM
idk what that has to do with anything though I didn't read this thread I'm guessing it's about mcdonalds well guess what that shit isn't even food you shouldn't eat it

juji
11-10-2012, 03:46 AM
I don't eat that but your people do

steveyos
11-10-2012, 03:50 AM
I'm native american I'm pretty sure we collectively despise all fast food



also lisa only looks 15 she's 30 something I think

steveyos
11-10-2012, 03:52 AM
I have to make two exceptions though


kfc- because I'm also black

taco bell- not so much because everyone says I look mexican, but because whoever doesn't eat taco bell while high is completely missing out

juji
11-10-2012, 04:07 AM
is Goutmaster your native name?

steveyos
11-10-2012, 04:23 AM
yup

boobz
11-10-2012, 04:46 AM
well guess what that shit isn't even food you shouldn't eat it

lmao you just got 'big bones' or a 'thyroid problem' huh? got fat by accident?

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-10-2012, 04:52 AM
Tim you have no government documents and are making up idiotic lies

simple question, how old were you in 2003?

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-10-2012, 04:58 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6FzvS.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/1OX9K.jpghttp://i.imgur.com/Ml0t1.jpg

juji
11-10-2012, 05:35 AM
Why are these piece of papers covering on your documents?

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-10-2012, 06:05 AM
to hide my last name and registration number

steveyos
11-10-2012, 06:25 AM
you just gave them what they wanted

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-10-2012, 06:43 AM
and what is it you think they want?

steveyos
11-10-2012, 06:47 AM
you wasted your time taking pics of things

steveyos
11-10-2012, 06:48 AM
you gotta remembers how stupid the people you're talking to are and how much they actually don't care

blumpkin blownuts
11-10-2012, 09:41 AM
Drama and History?

So that's why you're useless

blumpkin blownuts
11-10-2012, 09:45 AM
Do all australian diplomas look like they came from University of the Internet?

Also you're much older than me and I got my degree before you got yours, what's going on there?

maks
11-10-2012, 09:52 AM
Do all australian diplomas look like they came from University of the Internet?

Also you're much older than me and I got my degree before you got yours, what's going on there?

it's simple really, she's stupid.

steveyos
11-10-2012, 11:14 AM
let's not forget school is for people who are full on retarded

steveyos
11-10-2012, 11:16 AM
unless you enjoy debt


every penny I'm earning is mine, I'm about to have more than all of you combined, and I didn't have to waste my time doing generic bullshit in a generic building with generic people

steveyos
11-10-2012, 11:16 AM
so all yall are dumb

blumpkin blownuts
11-10-2012, 11:21 AM
yeah designing cpu's and robots from scratch is generic as fuck

Lexi Persimmons
11-10-2012, 12:58 PM
Seveyos is the epitome of blue vermin.

sex with dead people
11-10-2012, 01:03 PM
Stupid fuckin whore lisa needs to die.

steveyos
11-10-2012, 04:39 PM
what my life will be:


making eveyr product ever the highest quality ever, going as far as to have the mines and everything everything will be fjs from the soil to the fisnihed product that includes all the machinery harvesting, literally everything, I want every single atom to be designed and quliaty controlled by me personally


GIVE ME THAT OBAMA

steveyos
11-10-2012, 04:40 PM
I want to save the entire world, build houses in poor countries with my own two hands I have no limit for my goals my plan is to do as much good as I can for as long as I can, and I feel like I should have that handed to me obama

sex with dead people
11-10-2012, 04:44 PM
I want to save the entire world, build houses in poor countries

SHUT UP NOW

steveyos
11-10-2012, 05:08 PM
I would sacrifice every last one of you just to save one africa

sex with dead people
11-10-2012, 07:31 PM
I would beat you so bad irl and your mom would never be able to get you to stop crying.

steveyos
11-10-2012, 07:57 PM
lol'd

Lexi Persimmons
11-10-2012, 08:18 PM
all fake. Those are lisr's commitment papers.

Camoron
11-10-2012, 10:17 PM
let's not forget school is for people who are full on retarded

vz-6-MfpsJo

timmy
11-11-2012, 12:52 AM
one picture just says lisa got a diploma, in two shit subjects.
no bachelors. thats college level shit but with a higher price.

timmy
11-11-2012, 12:53 AM
"ADMITTED to the Degree of" means you are now admitted to the class or course of the degree.

"AWARDED the Degree of" means after you completed the course, you are given the degree.

source: http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20091209233152AAli57Z
owned faggot

steveyos
11-11-2012, 12:55 AM
Tim is a classic full on retard

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-11-2012, 01:10 AM
Tim you are a full retard

I have a bachelor of arts with a double major in history and drama and a post graduate diploma (post graduate means you already need to have graduated from a degree) and the last thing was my actual teacher's registration card in which you need all those previous degrees to have

dipshit

how old were you in 2003 tim?

blumpkin blownuts
11-11-2012, 01:31 AM
history and drama :lmao:
drama queen that'll hopefully be history when steve makes his forum

timmy
11-11-2012, 01:48 AM
those arent the only degrees you need to be a teacher, you fucking retard.

blumpkin blownuts
11-11-2012, 01:56 AM
like usual australia's doing something backwards... all those degrees and people like lisa still sneak into the education system. in america all you need is one degree, a clean background and a script for xanax & you're in

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-11-2012, 02:27 AM
those arent the only degrees you need to be a teacher, you fucking retard.wow, you're retarded.

Yes they are.

timmy
11-11-2012, 02:34 AM
so drama and history are the only ways into teaching?

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-11-2012, 02:38 AM
nope

*yawn*

timmy
11-11-2012, 03:19 AM
those arent the only degrees you need to be a teacher, you fucking retard.

maks
11-11-2012, 04:13 AM
drama is officially the stupidest thing anyone on this forum has ever majored in, stompleb's degree in philosophy has been pushed to #2

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-11-2012, 04:39 AM
drama is officially the stupidest thing anyone on this forum has ever majored in, stompleb's degree in philosophy has been pushed to #2haha I nearly majored in philosophy too, was going to be philosophy and drama but then actually thought that was the most useless thing I could do so that I better major in history instead.... I did lots of subjects, those were just my majors... because I kind just went along and picked the ones I liked the most... I chopped and changed subjects quite a lot, did psychology, literature, writing at work, philososphy, drama, history

and then a couple of years later I went and did the post graduate diploma for education, that is normally a 2 year diploma, you already need to have a degree but I did it in intensive mode, so double time to get it done in one year you can choose to do it like that or over the two years if you have other commitments, but you need to have either a degree or 10 years professional experience in a feild before doing that

otherwise you need to do a 5 year degree in various subjects and as well as the teaching part, it's basically like doing a degree and the teaching part together over 5 years instead of having experience or a degree first and then doing the teaching part, like I did my teaching diplmoa with all kinds of people, not just snot faces straight into uni, there were vets, doctors, people from overseas (because australia's qualifications are quite high) come just do the the diploma here, scientists... just lots of different kinds of people and different ages

There's actually something to be said for the ones who get life experience before doing the teaching part

there is a big gap in australia between the teachers though... there is a lot of old ones ready to retire... a sparse ammount in between and a whole lot of new young teachers... but not as many in between those ages... so very soon the last of the old boon of teachers is going to retire, then there is a gap in experience and there is just a lot of young teachers... so a lot of actually experienced teachers, that can mentor other new inexperienced teachers, are leaving and then a small spattering of teachers and then a lot of new ones in their 20's, it's all because of when funding has been put towards training teachers in the past, there is just a gap where there wasn't much funding and so there are not a lot of actually experienced teachers in that age group, well not enough anyway, and the teaching experience is different to life experience, so that gap in experienced teachers is just there... I only taught for 2 years before I moved here and went on hiatus.... might go back to it in time, don't know at the moment

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-11-2012, 04:40 AM
lol @ posting walls of text at maks

steveyos
11-11-2012, 08:02 AM
just accept the fact any and all school is equally as retarded because I'll be rich in a year and will just buy you whatever you want so long as it ain't apple products

sex with dead people
11-11-2012, 11:12 AM
lol @ posting

Plug Drugs
11-11-2012, 12:40 PM
barry is freaking out

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-11-2012, 10:07 PM
barry is freaking outlol

yes

and he is exposing himself as a compulsive liar

juji
11-12-2012, 01:07 AM
Lisa, can you explain how Tim Abreu earns a lot of money than you? i have a proof, he uses a high end computer and has more than 100 games in Steam

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 01:35 AM
you must be pretty stupid not to be able follow this juji

tim has no job and still lives at home with his parents, he also makes up stories about working in macdonalds when he was in primary school and as we have discovered over the past couple of threads tim is a complusive liar

there is literally nothing to debate about that unless you are a drooling tard

none of you are even privy to my money because I'm not some snot face loser who still lives with his parents adn who tries to convince people in forums that they are rich

I'm an adult, most adults, and especially ones who have money (not saying that I do) do not discuss each other's financial situations

fact is both of you still live with your parents, I mean really, you done nothing and made nothing of your own and tim is acting like a total dickhead

in 10 years time IF you have even managed to move out your parents house and have a job you find that only teenage dickheads who have no lives and still sponge of their parents come to forums and try to tell people they are rich... and when you actually are an adult and make your own you will also look at those losers and think to yourself, "What dickhead losers"

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 01:58 AM
juji if you're smart as in can count to 10

maybe you can tell us all, including tim, how old he was 2003

blumpkin blownuts
11-12-2012, 02:47 AM
you must be pretty stupid not to be able follow this juji

tim has no job and still lives at home with his parents, he also makes up stories about working in macdonalds when he was in primary school and as we have discovered over the past couple of threads tim is a complusive liar

there is literally nothing to debate about that unless you are a drooling tard

none of you are even privy to my money because I'm not some snot face loser who still lives with his parents adn who tries to convince people in forums that they are rich

I'm an adult, most adults, and especially ones who have money (not saying that I do) do not discuss each other's financial situations

fact is both of you still live with your parents, I mean really, you done nothing and made nothing of your own and tim is acting like a total dickhead

in 10 years time IF you have even managed to move out your parents house and have a job you find that only teenage dickheads who have no lives and still sponge of their parents come to forums and try to tell people they are rich... and when you actually are an adult and make your own you will also look at those losers and think to yourself, "What dickhead losers"

http://i.imgur.com/I2p12.jpg

juji
11-12-2012, 04:40 AM
holy fuck Lisa is literally 54230754 times worse than OB

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 06:31 AM
oh don't worry juji

soon it will be just a couple of you making the same lame, one line, unwitty, inane and fake posts at each other

steveyos
11-12-2012, 06:46 AM
oh don't worry juji

soon it will be just a couple of you making the same lame, one line, unwitty, inane and fake posts at each other

that's been the theme here since about 2007, it's been fucking terrible forever but it was really good in 2005

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 06:51 AM
that's been the theme here since about 2007, it's been fucking terrible forever but it was really good in 2005our forum will not capture any former glory

but it will not oppress people into posting like retards who suck each other's dick for rep.... the biggest sign of a fuckhead in this forum since they fucked over rooty

steveyos
11-12-2012, 06:58 AM
yeah I'm still shocked at how big of a pussyfoot crybaby whinefest this forum has become, ANYTHING is an upgrade at this point

LISAAAAAAAAAAH!
11-12-2012, 07:03 AM
well I don't even know what you are doing

and I don't know what OB wants

and I'm grumpy and sooky