Just got Dota2 on Steam

[Plug Drugs]

so happy its basically the same game as dota1, but i'm pissed because i've lost 3 games in a row even though i had a positive kd ratio FUCKING BULLSHIT god damn noobs on my team

[Lexi Persimmons]

you're fucking pathetic. Why don't you OD already.

[Desolation]

yea pick OD and stomp mid

[timmy]

yea pick OD and stomp mid

i had the weirdest dream and you were in it..... in my dream you had everyone fooled that you were a girl except me and you starting kissing me and i just went with it

[Desolation]

that could happen

[lnopia the great]

gay as aids

[juji]

i had the weirdest dream and you were in it..... in my dream you had everyone fooled that you were a girl except me and you starting kissing me and i just went with it

Tim and alternate Gush

[timmy]

elz is gush all you ever think about?

[juji]

I know everything about you had first internet girlfriend

[timmy]

"i am no t elzz"

[juji]

"i am no t elzz"

Yes, that's correct

[timmy]

...

[juji]

Do you have a girlfriend? try to use online date

[timmy]

:rolleyes:

[clay]

why does juji suddenly seem to speak more spanish than english

[timmy]

:mystery:

[timmy]

no really its not a mystery ive known it was elz after i asked juji if he was posting here

[clay]

you couldnt tell that was obviously someone else, and you had to go ask juji?

[timmy]

i asked juji within the first 10 posts elz made like 2 months ago or w/e... he was acutally trying really hard to write proper english and it was partially convincing

[timmy]

ps. im better than you at dota

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like how lisa freaked out on elz after she found out it was elz and not juji
i just dont understand why that matters to a :lizard: who doesn't know anyone in the first place
now shes freaking out that steve isn't steve

[Plug Drugs]

its all about clinkz and ursa

[timmy]

its all about clinkz and ursa

hah... stealth is easily countered, and ursa can get fucekd up if the enemy has lots of slowing or stun effects. get a drow frsot arrowing ursa while hes trying to get someone else and hes useless.
they are good heros but definitely not unbeatable. centaur was a faggit until his ultimate got nerfed dont know why they wouldnt just let him have his +strength ultimate anymore though i liekd taht

[Plug Drugs]

it feels like its not even fair to the other team to pick clinkz or ursa, i mean, dota is revered for how balanced it is, but then it has heroes like clinkz and ursa who manipulate the battlefield in any way they please

[maks]

all I know is elezzark told me on steam he was never coming back

[Plug Drugs]

hah... stealth is easily countered, and ursa can get fucekd up if the enemy has lots of slowing or stun effects. get a drow frsot arrowing ursa while hes trying to get someone else and hes useless.
pfft i laugh, lothars behind drow, open with Earth Shock, and BOOOOOOM kick her stupid fucking ass while you laugh at her trying to run away from you

[Plug Drugs]

the idea as clinkz is to get fed as much as possible before the enemy team can afford to throw money away on gems, then by the time they do get gems it doesnt matter because you can just own the gem carrier

[timmy]

pfft i laugh, lothars behind drow, open with Earth Shock, and BOOOOOOM kick her stupid fucking ass while you laugh at her trying to run away from you

and then drow uses lothars?
or her teammate stuns ursa?
youre missing the point - YES ursa can kill people, but NO he is not unbeatable. please dont go off saying he will beat any team. clinkz is easily countered by bounty hunter or slardar.

[Plug Drugs]

does dota2 still have lycanthrope? i used to go like 30-2 as him in dota1

[timmy]

plug if you keep ranting about clinkz and ursa being the best heros ever im going to have to assume youre ill informed on the mechanics of the game.

[timmy]

does dota2 still have lycanthrope? i used to go like 30-2 as him in dota1

yes hes in there, his wolves got nerfed so he doesnt jungle as hard.
you probably got 30-2 against some major scrubs.

[Plug Drugs]

and then drow uses lothars?
or her teammate stuns ursa?
youre missing the point - YES ursa can kill people, but NO he is not unbeatable. please dont go off saying he will beat any team. clinkz is easily countered by bounty hunter or slardar.
drow is dead in 4-5 hits before her teammates even know what's going on usually. Then if more than 2 of her teammates are present, you'll usually have aegis half the time and you have plenty of time to stall them while your own teammates enter the fight

[Plug Drugs]

its fun to rape drow, but my true passion is raping sniper, especially when he's just given up on laning and is jungling and when you kill him in his own jungle, he yells in chat "WTF THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCK THIS GAME"

[Plug Drugs]

and drow getting lothars? not til like lvl 15... as ursa, you should never have any problem outfarming a lothars when compared to drow or sniper.. When they finally do blow the 3k on a lothars, you can easily toss aside 600 on a gem

[timmy]

you clearly dont understand that ursa can be countered by crowd control.
im not going to bother arguing with you. only retards get completely decimated by ursa 100% of hte time.

[timmy]

plug has no idea what hes talking about, he just looks at heros with high damage output and GASPS IN AWE AS HE THINKS THEY ARE THE BEST HEROS EVER

[timmy]

"phantom assassin is so overpoewred she does 1000 crits with barely any items omg anyone who plays her will win any mtach" -plugdrugs

[Plug Drugs]

plug if you keep ranting about clinkz and ursa being the best heros ever im going to have to assume youre ill informed on the mechanics of the game.
they have all the utilities at their disposal needed to out-farm and out-level ANY counter-picks. Sure, they aren't "team-playing" picks, but when you're getting randomly paired with complete dipshits, picking a one-man army like clinkz or ursa is essential

[timmy]

"alchmeist farms too hard he can get 800 gpm without busting a sweat and his cocktail can get first blood so easily anyone who plays him will win any match" -plugddrugs

[timmy]

"clinkz can go stealth and will always out farm anyone and stealth is not coutnerable anyone who picks him will win any match" -plg drugs

[Plug Drugs]

you clearly dont understand that ursa can be countered by crowd control.
im not going to bother arguing with you. only retards get completely decimated by ursa 100% of hte time.

you target the crowd control first, duh
sometimes you dont even open with earth shock out of invis, you just bash the living fuck out of lion or whomever the fuck is going to crowd control you.. its so simple. It just requires a lot of quick thinking and clever maneuvering

[timmy]

"ursa is really good when he gets lothars its not like he has lothars straight away and its not like lothars is counterable and its not like ursa is coutnerable anyone who picks him will win any match" -plugsdrugs

[Plug Drugs]

"clinkz can go stealth and will always out farm anyone and stealth is not coutnerable anyone who picks him will win any match" -plg drugs

ive explained this, your invis isn't going to be countered for quite some time... And I have plenty of wc3 replays of me wiping the board with bounty hunter's ass as clinkz. Them being able to counter your invis doesnt even matter when you successfully farm a clinkz

[Plug Drugs]

"ursa is really good when he gets lothars its not like he has lothars straight away and its not like lothars is counterable and its not like ursa is coutnerable anyone who picks him will win any match" -plugsdrugs

being able to rosh at lvl 7 (as well as out-live any other melee fighter in a 1v1) is well worth it.
Sure Ursa can get stunned or hexed, so can anyone, if that's their major pitfall "oh yeah ursa can get stunned so he sucks" then i'll still take him

[timmy]

ive explained this, your invis isn't going to be countered for quite some time... And I have plenty of wc3 replays of me wiping the board with bounty hunter's ass as clinkz. Them being able to counter your invis doesnt even matter when you successfully farm a clinkz

WRONG.
I usually get sentry wards within the first 5 mins if clinkz is in my lane and its possible to kill him.

ps. I would rate skeleton king above clinkz and ursa any day save that the enemy doesnt get mana burn.

[timmy]

skeleton king is a boss

[timmy]

not enough mana for stun AND ultimate ? throw a stun and soul ring that shit bam youre coming back

[timmy]

dont know why im the only guy who gets soul ring on skeleton king

[Plug Drugs]

skeleton king is a "recommended for beginners" pick

[Plug Drugs]

a simple 1-target stun+damage, and a revive as an ult? Talk about a generic tank.
Survivability and a bit of utility? Sure.. but also nothing special about him, there's nothing game winning about him.
Its not like he can solo rosh at lvl 7 or anything

[timmy]

yes, because he is a 1 button hero lmao.
i know hes fucking noob friendly.

[timmy]

you think ursa is the only thing that wins game? fuck off troll.
skeleton king wins games if he gets an armlet and a soul ring in less than 20 mins, have you seen his crits when he gets fat?

[timmy]

im arguing with a 4 year old thats what it feels like you are literally retarded i cant bleive how retarded you are your logic is fucked up man

[timmy]

"skeleotn king isnt a game winner" ahahahhahahhaha i guess you would say anti mage isnt too because he cant kill rosh at lvl 7

[Plug Drugs]

lololol AM just sits and tries to farm the whole game while his team is like "WTF antimage, we could have REALLY used you last fight! Where the fuck were you??"

[Plug Drugs]

"i cant get kills until i have item dude"

[Plug Drugs]

every time anti-mage has been on my team, he jungles forever while all of our lanes are getting crushed, then when he is FINALLY tuned for ass-kicking, we make a slight comeback only to innevitably fail because, oh yeah, we were getting crushed the entire game..

A game-winning hero doesn't need to wait until end-game before he becomes useful

[timmy]

thats how carries work, ursa just happens to have high damage without items but he is still beatable. get real.

[Plug Drugs]

carries don't win games, early ganking does

[blumpkin blownuts]

nerd fight nerd fight

[timmy]

all a support that can stun needs is a ghost scepter and ursa does 0 damage for 4 seconds and if that support can stun then yea have fun playing ursa

[timmy]

ive beaten ursa using axe with blademail, ursa literally kills himself.

[Desolation]

oooh an all agi hero picker i'm really excited to meet you plugdrugs youre like every pub ever!

[timmy]

taken axe up activate blademail when ursa uses overpowre bam ursa is a self killing peice of shit

[maks]

plug drugs problem is he plays a game for 10 minutes and all of a sudden he's a big fucking expert. he did the same thing with skyrim.

[Plug Drugs]

plug drugs problem is he plays a game for 10 minutes and all of a sudden he's a big fucking expert. he did the same thing with skyrim.

how dare you, ive played dota for close to 8 years now, i am a big fucking expert.
INT heroes biggest problem is they don't scale well,
and STR heroes are good,
most agi heroes are shit -- but ursa has the LARGEST Str/lvl increment of ANY agility hero... You literally don't have to bolster his HP whatsoever and can invest every penny into items that kill

[Plug Drugs]

and ive played every bethesda title for the past 10 years,
10 minutes after playing skyrim i KNEW every little thing they did wrong with the game and where they failed to improve it
Skyrim is a watered down piece of horshit that they polished up graphically in order to compete with other new games

[maks]

I';ve played like 400 hours of skyrim and I'm still finding new shit, that's not watered down it's the reason I play bethesda games in the first place

[Plug Drugs]

i still play skyrim, i'll admit its better than other garbage out there, its just a disappointment is all. From my understanding, most bethesda fans wanted a game with MORE skills and abilities, not less of them

[maks]

more skills would have fucked up the perks system it's already hard enough to become godlike compared to oblivion

[clay]

let's compare barry to clay in dota 2




barry
clay



Highest GPM:
Most deaths:
Most last hits:
Highest damage:
Highest Exp:
Most Kills:
Most Assists:
Most denies
Most healing:
Tower damage:
Winning streak:
662
18
409
33309
823
27
29
22
✔ 7808
7019
7
✔ 700
✔ 17
✔ 655
✔ 35844
✔ 940
✔ 28
✔ 32
✔ 34
5247
✔ 7428
✔ 9



looks like you got me beat in the nurse bracket

[timmy]

do you ever play support? no?
so you have more chances of building a new gpm record? hmmm let me see... 3/4 games i play everyone chooses carry on my team so i choose support since i am the kind of player that ACTUALLY wants to win.
if i played carry every single game without fail i would have much better stats clay dont lie to yourself.

also youve played like double my games i only have around 300 played you big fat nerd

[timmy]

just tallied it up i have roughly 2/3rds of my games as either support or nukers, and 1/3rd as carries

[timmy]

just checked you have over 700 matches played, 130 of your matches are as natures prophet(explains the 700 gpm) and 150 of your matches are bloodseeker.

i am not surprised you have better carry stats than me.

My record

Level
18

Record
179 - 178

Win Rate
50.14%

Clays record
Level
31

Record
370 - 388

Win Rate
48.81%

[timmy]

i am so shocked that a guy with 200% the number of games played has better carry stats than me

[timmy]

a guy that dominantly plays carries because hes not a team player

[steveyos]

fucking losers wow wowwwwwwwww

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[steveyos]

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[steveyos]

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[clay]

130 of your matches are as natures prophet(explains the 700 gpm) and 150 of your matches are bloodseeker.
http://i46.tinypic.com/vzh277.jpg

numbers are hard for old tim

[juji]

barry posted 5 times in row because clay made tim raged out

[juji]

clay, can i have access to enter stevey's subforum?

[timmy]

http://i46.tinypic.com/vzh277.jpg

numbers are hard for old tim

:yeaok: i confused it for wins and losses

[timmy]

you still have played either of those heros 4x as much as my most played(im not a two hero pony)

[steveyos]

shit is so sad why are threads like this allowed

[steveyos]

can't you people stop being such generic hipster losers

[timmy]

werent you leaving forever for the 1thousandth time?

[steveyos]

kid cried over a girl over the internet, rules at a casual facebook flash game tho

[timmy]

when are you leaving again or are you staying and making all your posts about me

[swagull]

kids mad about dota, the thread.
why not calculate TSR and clash your epeens more.

[timmy]

why not suck on my epeen

[swagull]

suck my kdr

[timmy]

its too small

[juji]

kid cried over a girl over the internet, rules at a casual facebook flash game tho

old joke is old

[juji]

the funniest way how steveyos becomes a homeless person

[maks]

stevey's social worker is trying to get him into a group home where he can get treatment for his illness

[blumpkin blownuts]

look at me im some faggot thats better than another faggot at some faggot game LOOK AT MEEEEE

[juji]

"Hey behind you FAGGOT" -Common and Current Gamer before frag

[swagull]

insta pick bounty hunter mid

[juji]

who are you? are you a girl?

[blumpkin blownuts]

hey swaggull do you like any classic games?

also: watch out for this guy^

[timmy]

insta pick bounty hunter mid

i knew you were noob

[maks]

EhEN8QLXewM#!

[swagull]

a/s/l?

[steveyos]

this thread isn't funny or worth reading

[Dirty Beatle]

501 bump

[steveyos666]

this thread isn't funny or worth reading
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