ok since lisa constantly cant help herself and she really needs to know the truth this poll is why you think shes unattractive

[timmy]

i heard that women in their 30s become total sluts but idk if thats a myth and its just lisa(w4p)

[juji]

Would you fuck her? you and she live in the same country

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

Would you fuck her? you and she live in the same countryI have never offered to fuck tim and never will

[timmy]

Would you fuck her? you and she live in the same country

promiscuous women tend to scare me

[steveyos]

lol Tim has literally cried on camera but he feels like he fits in now until everyone goes back to making him, literally, cry

[timmy]

stevey is an unproductive member of society

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

lol Tim has literally cried on camera but he feels like he fits in now until everyone goes back to making him, literally, cryLOL

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

promiscuous women tend to scare meit's my job to fucking scare little boys away

it's a culling system

only men who aren't fucking pissy wuss wankers get through

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

It's good actually because I'm 5"1 but I just give off this vibe that scares people and it's a good deterent

people either have to have balls or take the time to get to get to know me to know that I'm not actually scary or to be able to tell when I'm serious or not

girls never pick fights with me, partly because I'm so small that they wouldn't look tough if they did and also because if they look into my eyes they think better of it, it's funny because I remember when I was doing my teaching training and there was group of girls (other teachers) that I called "the scarf brigade" because they all sat on the same table together everyday and all wore scarves and I didn't like them much so I guess I always looked at them with a scowl on my face and then later in the year we were all drinking at the pub and I was drinking with this chick from the scarf brigade who started telling me that everyone was scared of me at the start of the year but now that she knew me she wasn't scared of me, and I laughed at her and said "you realise I'm 5"1 right?" and she said it was just because I was different... I assume she meant because I didn't wear a scarf. And when I was teaching with some of the older kids if they were mucking around I could just quietly walk up behind them and just wait for them to cringe when they sensed I was there and I was often told, "you're scary Miss"

and guys think twice about fucking with me unless they really want to and sometimes I'll single one out

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

I love it

I love that I scare you Tim

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

you live in fear here lest I single you out Tim

[timmy]

it's my job to fucking scare little boys away

it's a culling system

only men who aren't fucking pissy wuss wankers get through
so a man to you = a guy that just wants to get his dick wet? thats funny

Gush has really fucked your head up bad to the point of trauma since promiscuous women in general scare you. Was your mother promiscuous?
was your father a transexual?

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

so a man to you = a guy that just wants to get his dick wet? thats funny

there's more to me than sex tim

but if it's about sex then yes

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

dcent wants to get his dry

[blumpkin blownuts]

don't see an option here but i'm only into brainy broads. also, curves

[blumpkin blownuts]

Gush has really fucked your head up bad to the point of trauma since promiscuous women in general scare you. Was your mother promiscuous?

you dont understand. there is nothing at all sexy about fucking the leavings of hundreds of other men, and/or fucking something with low standards. some guys would rather have self-respect than an easy lay

[lnopia the great]

lets talk about fucking bitches then shy away from girls who wanna fuck lol

[sex with dead people]

I just want her to die.

[lnopia the great]

i hope she gets a better hairstyle though because it def isnt workin

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

you dont understand. there is nothing at all sexy about fucking the leavings of hundreds of other men, and/or fucking something with low standards. some guys would rather have self-respect than an easy layyou loser wanker

you can't fuck me

why do guys that no woman will fuck always try and call other women easy?

Nice try drop-kick but no

[Lexi Persimmons]

lisr, please take a long hike in the outback with no water.

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

and honestly which one of you ugly losers thinks they're hot?

[lnopia the great]

me

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

you come in here thinking about fucking me and then think that means I want to fuck you?

um no

I'll tell you if I want to fuck you and I haven't told anyone in this topic that I want to fuck them

[maks]

I'd rather fuck lnopia than lisa tbh, for some reason it seems less gay

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

that's great maks

go make a topic about how you'd like to fuck Inopia

[maks]

I don't make topics I make threads just what the fuck is wrong with your nomenclature

[blumpkin blownuts]

you loser wanker

you can't fuck me

why do guys that no woman will fuck always try and call other women easy?

Nice try drop-kick but no

i was talking to barry, but thats pretty funny you totally assumed the part hoe-bag
so no guy with any self-respect will spelunk your cave and apparently it absolutely kills you, that is aint my problem

[blumpkin blownuts]

and honestly which one of you ugly losers thinks they're hot?

im not ugly but i am hot

[lnopia the great]

i have an average sized dick

[sex with dead people]

Every website has become a place for Lisa to meet people to fuck.

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

i was talking to barry, but thats pretty funny you totally assumed the part hoe-bag
so no guy with any self-respect will spelunk your cave and apparently it absolutely kills you, that is aint my problemoh right

so you are saying barry has fucked hundreds of men and is an easy lay

retard

and here you are always trying to convince me you're intelligent

I haven't fucked any of you losers, you always post about fucking me

in your dreams, no woman wants you

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

Every website has become a place for Lisa to meet people to fuck.your every post is about fucking me, stop projecting

[Lexi Persimmons]

how could anyone fuck you? you're 18,000 miles away.

use your own fingers.

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

how could anyone fuck you? you're 18,000 miles away.

use your own fingers.sorry retard

but while these losers are posting all day about fucking me I am not posting about fucking them

it's wishfull thinking on their part

[Lexi Persimmons]

no one is posting they want you. they just tolerate you for a laugh.

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

no one is posting they want you. they just tolerate you for a laugh.you are not privy to who wants me shovel face

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

you see shovel face

these losers post about me and fucking me more than you post about steffie

[steveyos]

try being funny, any of you

[Lexi Persimmons]

you're delusional. go take your chill pills.

[steveyos]

try funny

[Lexi Persimmons]

try washed out. hope you can swim.

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

delusional?

look at this topic and the other 20 topics on this page that aren't about you by the way, but are about me

I'm not making those topics

and the topics are the bit you DO see, you don't know the half of what else

[steveyos]

lisa please

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

lisa pleasewhat?

[Lexi Persimmons]

lisa please go away.

[steveyos]

I can't stand these horrible posts this used to be a comedy forum I'm gonna cry this is so boring

[timmy]

oh right

so you are saying barry has fucked hundreds of men and is an easy lay

retard

and here you are always trying to convince me you're intelligent

I haven't fucked any of you losers, you always post about fucking me

in your dreams, no woman wants you

do you know how poor your comprehension is?

[timmy]

try being funny, any of you

can you start making more posts about me?

[steveyos]

shut up Tim please

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

I can't stand these horrible posts this used to be a comedy forum I'm gonna cry this is so boringjoin the club

it's a bunch of losers who can't get laid IRL making endless topics seemingly mainly about me thinking they are funny when in fact these guys are the furtherest thing from funny there is

None of this is wit

[timmy]

biased slut doesnt know what funny is

[steveyos]

yeah I'm killing myself also the people upstairs are fucking I don't see any reasons to be alive

[timmy]

join in on the sex they could use more cushion

[steveyos]

yup

[Lexi Persimmons]

does stevie even have a penis?

[steveyos]

i'm a girl

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

The polar circumference of the earth is only about 25,000 miles making epipodial points no more than 12,600 miles from each other.lol the circumference of Australia is 16,776km

[juji]

plz use imperial system

[steveyos]

plz be funny

[blumpkin blownuts]

oh right

so you are saying barry has fucked hundreds of men and is an easy lay

retard

and here you are always trying to convince me you're intelligent

I haven't fucked any of you losers, you always post about fucking me

in your dreams, no woman wants you

since you double posted this ill dignify it with a reply
first of all i was talking to ob referring her convo with barry, my mistake. really doesn't matter other than i wasn't talking to you or even about you in particular (you just decided to self-classify)

second of all nobody here has said they want to fuck you. nobody, not once, not that i've seen anyway

and lastly, i sure wouldn't, i've made it clear as to why. if that upsets you so fucking much then go unscrew those hundreds of drunk bogans, get a perm, get a boob job, get a nose job, and you'll have a shot with me.

and even more lastly - if i did want to fuck you, i already would've by now and you would've bought my plane ticket. all i would've had to do is lie to you alot and go out of my way to entertain you with unoriginal garbage that would piss anyone else off, but mostly i would have to truly find you desirable. well i got a newsflash for you walter cronkite -- you aren't.

:flag:

[timmy]

stevey why dont you run your own forum for funny posts only

[steveyos]

because look at that bobhughes post, that is why I don't have a forum

[steveyos]

you people are fucking depressing

[blumpkin blownuts]

congratulation you finally got me to post a textwall all about you. you know where to stick it!

[blumpkin blownuts]

because look at that bobhughes post, that is why I don't have a forum

i made lots of good longwinded posts at fjs, what's changed?

[steveyos]

nothing, and that is the problem

[juji]

let's see steveyos unfriended the classic legendary posters below:
-jehova josh
-bobhughes
-piss jugs
-elezzzark
-cberry
-desolation

and shitty poster:
-obnoxious dog

[steveyos]

I'm still friends with cberry and ob

[blumpkin blownuts]

join the club

it's a bunch of losers who can't get laid IRL making endless topics seemingly mainly about me

so you've finally realized your own histrionics. now deal with em

[juji]

what did they to you?

[blumpkin blownuts]

The polar circumference of the earth is only about 25,000 miles making epipodial points no more than 12,600 miles from each other.

lol you mean antipodal
at least you try to use big words whereas your hoebag pal knows not to even try

[steveyos]

they didn't put in any effort

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

congratulation you finally got me to post a textwall all about you. you know where to stick it!oh please

most of your post are about me

and the point I was making was no woman wants you

[blumpkin blownuts]

then you know nothing about me, imagine that

[steveyos]

funny posts activate

[timmy]

oh please

most of your post are about me

and the point I was making was no woman wants you
maybe theyre all about you becuase you dont stop posting every fucking day and night you post more than pretty much everyone its hard to not talk about a huge faggot who doesnt stop posting and posts in every thread that has nothing to do with them

[timmy]

hope my post helped open your eyes lisa you little slut

[blumpkin blownuts]

i go for the easiest targets, hate is not something i invest much energy in
also lisa you're histrionic as hell less than half my posts are about you and of those the vast majority are replys to all your posts about me

[steveyos]

Tim's Mom

[steveyos]

Lisa's Tim's Mom

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

maybe theyre all about you becuase you dont stop posting every fucking day and night you post more than pretty much everyone its hard to not talk about a huge faggot who doesnt stop posting and posts in every thread that has nothing to do with themno they are all about me because you fucking losers have no life

[steveyos]

I have the least of a life, that doesn't matter

they're just so stupid

[maks]

let's see steveyos unfriended the classic legendary posters below:
-jehova josh
-bobhughes
-piss jugs
-elezzzark
-cberry
-desolation

and shitty poster:
-obnoxious dog

I was friends with stevey once upon a time then I called him fat now he complains about me almost as much as m0nde

[timmy]

at least hes comfortable with his gender.
whats life like knowing youre not really the gender you want to be?

[timmy]

must be pretty tough

[timmy]

now youre making up stuff because youer upset :)

[timmy]

thats the only part i dont deny in what you said. tard.

[timmy]

are you thick?
also how long did it take you to find the special cameltoe edition of that photo?
ive been watching funny youtube vids youve been searching for my hot pants :)

[sex with dead people]

Sounds like ob is jealous because he doesn't look as good as barry does wearing pink.

[blumpkin blownuts]

Flaming spell check is about as much of a sick burn as your pathetic ass can come up with.

WOW fine see if i ever try to help you again

[blumpkin blownuts]

He dresses girly, asks Iggy for a pink name and I believe has even posted that he wishes he were a girl.

How are those pink swimming trunks working out for you oh hyper–masculine one?

link please, if you're talking about me (or someone pretending to be me)
sounds like stevey he loves pink and wishing he was a gir

edit: nvm i see you were talking about stevey

[juji]

me and garfield will go to Converse, Texas

[steveyos]

why am I being mentioned not going back to page 3

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

The other part is just something you'll have to ask Steve or is that the part you are agreeing with?

If it is the other part you disagree with, then the proof is posted below.

http://i.imgur.com/EFiWR.jpg

http://www.rejecthaven.net/4um/showthread.php/2869-Gaywee-why-cant-handle-confrontation/page3ahahahahaha!

he has a vagina

[steveyos]

Tim's Mom has seen all those pics because of THIS FORUM

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

Tim's Mom has seen all those pics because of THIS FORUMLOL

I'm joining you in making it our avatar

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

lol at the pic and lol that he lives with his mum

get the fuck out of here tim

[timmy]

Sounds like ob is jealous because he doesn't look as good as barry does wearing pink.

:tarantino:

[timmy]

lol at the pic and lol that he lives with his mum

get the fuck out of here tim

are you laughing becuase im differenet? because i didnt get removed from my famioly when i was young like you sorry lisa but being a rape victim is a hell of a lot funnier than living in one's mother's basement

[plusle riot]

Flaming spell check is about as much of a sick burn as your pathetic ass can come up with.

>implying your use of epipodial was a typo and not a case of autism trying your best to look smart, using big words you don't understand or know the meaning of

[steveyos]

lisa have you read gush's megathread where Tim Cries

[timmy]

stevey arent you on your death bed?
why are you spending your last hours on a shitty internet forum?
personally i would be doing stuff i always wanted to do come on steffies get off your ass

[steveyos]

it was onions I was chipping up, for Eggs

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

are you laughing becuase im differenet? because i didnt get removed from my famioly when i was young like you sorry lisa but being a rape victim is a hell of a lot funnier than living in one's mother's basement

Young? You're 23. That's pathetic, and it's more pathetic a grown man who has never moved out of his mum's house than someone getting raped. Grow the fuck up twerp, what a joke you are

Wow, what a loser.

[blumpkin blownuts]

what a spiteful hag you are

[timmy]

IM 22 AND I DIDNT GET MOLESTED LIKE YOU PRETTY SURE MY LIFE IS BETTER THAN LIVING ALONE ON WELFARE AND GETTING FIRED IN 3 WEEKS AT A PET STORE

[timmy]

30 SOMETHING CANT HOLD A JOB FOR MORE THAN 3 WEEKS

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

lisa have you read gush's megathread where Tim Cries
No I haven't
Is it even possible for Tim to be anymore pathetic?

[timmy]

>cant hold a job
>calls people jokes

[blumpkin blownuts]

why did you get fired anyway were you playing "hide the hampster"?

[blumpkin blownuts]

No I haven't
Is it even possible for Tim to be anymore pathetic?

not that i have anything against barry
but if you want more ammo against him than you'll ever put to use it's a good read
and i make a cameo!!

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

Tim grow up, I've had a more productive career than some grown loser who still lives with his mum
Sorry but you're a joke, you're ugly, a loser and you still live with your mum

[timmy]

crazy cat lady

[blumpkin blownuts]

lisa is a loser and ugly and dumb

[timmy]

lisa is a loser and ugly and dumb

she would also fuck anythign that walks

[blumpkin blownuts]

if it walks slowly enough to be caught

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

not that i have anything against barry
but if you want more ammo against him than you'll ever put to use it's a good read
and i make a cameo!!i don't know if it's even possible for me to think of that whinging sad little boy as anymore lame, pathetic and a reject
I mean look at the scrawny ugly kid, can't believe that loser ever actually thought he had a chance with any woman.

In future only grown men or women to have a crack at me thanks, not ugly little weak losers who still live with their mums

[timmy]

>doesnt have a job
>is on welfare
>gets free housing in some low life neighborhood
>disses others who have a part time job and full time study

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

Bumpkin and Tim get real

Neither of you have ever had a chance with me

[timmy]

.....:seriously: you think this is about having a chance with you :confused::what::eek:

[blumpkin blownuts]

honey if i wanted you i'd already have had you. that's all

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

Tim none of what you say is true

I pay for my own housing and have done so since I was 16

I have also had many jobs, better jobs than you've ever had

You still live with your mum and don't know how adults live tim

[blumpkin blownuts]

can't even dis you without you thinking i would like to physically expose myself to your stink, how utterly grandiose

[timmy]

having many jobs isnt always a good thing, usually having one good job for a long time is...

[timmy]

HEY GUYS I HAD LIKE TWENTY JOBS IN TWO YEARS I AM SO MUCH BETTER THAN YOU

[blumpkin blownuts]

lisa why were you fired (no im not asking because i want to fuck you im just curious)

[timmy]

I AM AN ADULT BECAUSE I KEEP GETTING FIRED

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

.....:seriously: you think this is about having a chance with you :confused::what::eek:

Says the guy who told everyone a couple of weeks ago that he was going to fuck me

Not a fucking chance Tim, look at your loser selves

In your dreams

[timmy]

i am going to fuck you lisa :seriously:

[skrizach]

I don't think he's talking about sex.

[blumpkin blownuts]

Not a fucking chance Tim, look at your loser selves



timmy is only one timmy, what are you meaning with "selves"?

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

Been fired twice in my life, both times by idiot women who couldn't keep their business afloat

The woman who had my position before me was a vet nurse and she was also fired, the woman has gone through 5 staff that I know of in the past couple of months and as I did her books while I was there I can tell you she is loosing money, not even making enough to pay the wages

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

timmy is only one timmy, what are you meaning with "selves"?

You too

Acting like any woman wants you when none do

[timmy]

if [ -r lisa ]
then
echo "You are normal"
else
echo "Yikers! you are retarded crazy"
fi

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

I don't think he's talking about sex.

Oh right so the other week when he told everyone he was going to fuck me and got rejected has nothing to do with the ugly scrawny loser who lives with his mum making topics about me being ugly?

Now I'm not as up myself as you try- hards but one fact is I'm better looking and have done better things with my life

[skrizach]

I was just saying that I think that most recent time just a few posts back I think he changed the meaning of "going to fuck you" to the non sexual meaning.

[blumpkin blownuts]

You too

Acting like any woman wants you when none do

lisa you want to see a pic of the last girl i fucked, like 3 months ago? i was hesitant because she wasnt a virgin but like always i got rushed into it.

http://oi46.tinypic.com/24ezvbr.jpg

now how do you think you compare you little trog? you don't
what's more she's not even the hottest girl ive been with (who did happen to be a virgin when we made it)

[blumpkin blownuts]

see you know nothing about me, yet we all know plenty about you because of your big sad mouth

[timmy]

one fact is I'm better looking

oh no you ditnt

[blumpkin blownuts]

quality women like a man who's discerning
you, on the other hand... well just listen to you, look at you. kee-rhist

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

lisa you want to see a pic of the last girl i fucked, like 3 months ago? i was hesitant because she wasnt a virgin but like always i got rushed into it.

http://oi46.tinypic.com/24ezvbr.jpg

now how do you think you compare you little trog? you don't
what's more she's not even the hottest girl ive been with
No I don't think so

A pic of yourself will be the better guide than you posting pics of women you wish you could fuck. And I don't post pics of guys I fuck because I respect their privacy but needless to say you losers don't make the bar

Get real

Bumpkin you follow me around this forum posting rubbish at me
That none of it is true is something I already know

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

oh no you ditnt

Oh please

You do own a mirror no?

[blumpkin blownuts]

No I don't think so

A pic of yourself will be the better guide than you posting pics of women you wish you could fuck. And I don't post pics of guys I fuck because I respect their privacy but needless to say you losers don't make the bar

Get real

nobody here knows anyone who knows her. and deny it all you want you're jealous as fuck and i dont blame you for that at all

[timmy]

WE DONT MAKE THE BAR GUYS jst keep calm everytigns going to be alright

[blumpkin blownuts]

lisa only makes it with big stars she can't post them at this giant internet portal that is rubynet or we'll all recognize them and link to it in their celebrity facebook commentses

[timmy]

lisa has anyone evr taken a shit on your chest?

[blumpkin blownuts]

lisa why were you fired lisa

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

WE DONT MAKE THE BAR GUYS jst keep calm everytigns going to be alright

Don't you try and lump everyone in with you

There are some decent, smart, funny and nice guys here that I like, you just aren't one of them

[blumpkin blownuts]

hey lisa
did you freak out at the pet shop? ive had a freakout at work (granted it was a little bit more serious job than yours) so its cool you can talk about it with me

[skrizach]

WE DONT MAKE THE BAR GUYS jst keep calm everytigns going to be alright

Damn.

[blumpkin blownuts]

Don't you try and lump everyone in with you

There are some decent, smart, funny and nice guys here that I like, you just aren't one of them

and they want nothing to do with you, except for a few lizards trying to troll you
how sad! :canada:

[sex with dead people]

lisa why were you fired lisa

They had a talking parrot that wouldn't stop saying "ugly bitch" whenever she would get near it so she killed it and got fired.

[timmy]

Don't you try and lump everyone in with you

There are some decent, smart, funny and nice guys here that I like, you just aren't one of them

i was talkign to everyone you said who doesnt make the bar? you are s ocrazy girl you so crayzee

[timmy]

autism is a type of crazy

[timmy]

They had a talking parrot that wouldn't stop saying "ugly bitch" whenever she would get near it so she killed it and got fired.

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[blumpkin blownuts]

man, a parrot that didnt just mimic others but really spoke it's mind. lisa you animal abusing trog trash slut

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

No I didn't freak out, the store owner freaked out, she has gone through so many staff, the woman is an idiot, she fired a vet nurse before me and I asked her why and she said it was because "she didn't have enough product knowledge" Fact is the vet nurse had better product knowledge than she did, she has also fired half a dozen other people in the past couple of months, one for eating their lunch behind the counter

Truth is the woman is a head case and she is in debt because she can't run her store properly and keeps hiring people she can't actually afford

[timmy]

No I didn't freak out, the store owner freaked out, she has gone through so many staff, the woman is an idiot, she fired a vet nurse before me and I asked her why and she said it was because "she didn't have enough product knowledge" Fact is the vet nurse had better product knowledge than she did, she has also fired half a dozen other people in the past couple of months, one for eating their lunch behind the counter

Truth is the woman is a head case and she is in debt because she can't run her store properly and keeps hiring people she can't actually afford

make some more stories up lisa and soon you can turn it into a book

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

i was talkign to everyone you said who doesnt make the bar? you are s ocrazy girl you so crayzee

Well let's see.... On this page we have, you, bumpkin, skizzshit and sexwithdeadpeople, none of you make the bar and the only one out of you who hasn't already tried to crack onto me and been rejected is skizzshit

[blumpkin blownuts]

[insubordination]

she's the boss why didn't you just do what she said to do?

[blumpkin blownuts]

Well let's see.... On this page we have, you, bumpkin, skizzshit and sexwithdeadpeople, none of you make the bar and the only one out of you who hasn't already tried to crack onto me and been rejected is skizzshit

i cracked on you, oh bull shit. i'm sure you would love to think that
but what you're doing is called "euphoric recall"
you knew it was a troll, i knew you knew etc etc

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

she's the boss why didn't you just do what she said to do?

I did, everyone did

She just loses the plot abuses people and fires them, she used to yell at me for standing behind the counter, like the woman is a full blown tard, I think she just fires anyone who shows a better capacity than her to run a store which is basically everyone she has ever hired, she's up the shitter, like I said I did her books and know for a fact she's screwed unless she can turn it around and she can't because she's insane, really stupid, a bitch and fires everyone

[blumpkin blownuts]

so she asked you to do something you normally don't do and you said "it's not my job". classic

[timmy]

Well let's see.... On this page we have, you, bumpkin, skizzshit and sexwithdeadpeople, none of you make the bar and the only one out of you who hasn't already tried to crack onto me and been rejected is skizzshit

ok you nutcase

[blumpkin blownuts]

i finally customized my profile page check it out!

[blumpkin blownuts]

i cant look at it for very long it makes me nauseas

[cberry]

i havent had a gf in years :break:

[cberry]

i saw the first page of this thread and assumed i would've went the way of talking about who has a gf or who is a virgin or not by now

[cberry]

this is my impotent attempt to stay relevant with minimal posts

[cberry]

i want to improve my GPPP (good post per post) average to be higher

[skrizach]

My GPPP is at 90%

[juji]

I did, everyone did

She just loses the plot abuses people and fires them, she used to yell at me for standing behind the counter, like the woman is a full blown tard, I think she just fires anyone who shows a better capacity than her to run a store which is basically everyone she has ever hired, she's up the shitter, like I said I did her books and know for a fact she's screwed unless she can turn it around and she can't because she's insane, really stupid, a bitch and fires everyone.
Did you get an payment?

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

i havent had a gf in years :break:*cuddle*





























































































*RAPE*

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

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Did you get an payment?yes

I was a bit worried she wouldn't pay me but I chased it up and got my pay

[timmy]

got you another week of buying weed and sitting at home

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

got you another week of buying weed and sitting at homeyes it did and that is my favorite passtime

but I had a job interview yesterday

[timmy]

did you go stoned?

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

I wouldn't say stoned

I used clear eyes eye drops

makes your eyes white and sparkly

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

yeah

if you use clear eyes it makes it ok

[timmy]

cant even go to a job interview sober... generic stoner #12598195... must sedate self to tolerate life.... tres pathetique

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

I used to always be stoned for a job interview, that way when I got the job and turned up stoned they wouldn't know the difference

[steveyos]

mom saw my dick my lifestyle and life choices puts me in a great position to judge others

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

mom saw my dick my lifestyle and life choices puts me in a great position to judge othershe still lives with his mum

what life?

[steveyos]

his lifestyle is having no life no friends only enemies twisting that around in his head until he has a life and those people showing his mom his dick are his friends

he lives in imagination land because the truth would kill him

that's his life!

[steveyos]

he shares a computer with his whole family that they keep in the kitchen and he honestly doesn't think there's a netnanny program on there especially after this forum literally, LITERALLY MADE HIM CRY his family checks the history logs and are bombarded with man on chicken love action

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

Tim,

did you buy these bathers with your pocket money or did your mum buy them for you?

http://i.imgur.com/1FN09.jpg

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

and do you often wear them just hanging around your mum's kitchen and did she take the pic for you?

[steveyos]

lmfao never even thought of that she probably did that's why he's not embarssased

[timmy]

gout riddled, single testicled cancer patient and lonely slut who cant get a man to stick around team up more news at 5

[timmy]

you both have a LOT in common
1. both on welfare
2. both had bad neglectful parents
3. both cant hold a job
4. both are retarded social outcasts
5. both sorely fail to capture my intellectual interest
6. both smoke weed every day for a living
7. both are very upset at me

im sure you two would make a lovely couple

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

none of that is true tim

and you live with your mum

and your location is a quote of something I've posted before and you're trying to use it in a post just below, are you trying to emulate me?

you live with your mum tim

also

http://i.imgur.com/1FN09.jpg

[steveyos]

poor kid is serious ly confusing reality and things made up on the internet

[sex with dead people]

I bet she got fired because they questioned her gender on the job application.

[steveyos]

she'd make an unbelievable trap

[timmy]

lisa, youre a drug addled loser who cant even be a teacher, how can you think highly of yourself if your brain is too emotionally fucked up that you cant hold a job without having nervous breakdowns?

do litle children scare teh FUCK outta you ? Punk? i cant imagine how a 5'1 slut could teach anyone above kindergarten

[steveyos]

he puts words together like that and lol

[Garfield]

It's good actually because I'm 5"1 but I just give off this vibe that scares people and it's a good deterent

people either have to have balls or take the time to get to get to know me to know that I'm not actually scary or to be able to tell when I'm serious or not

girls never pick fights with me, partly because I'm so small that they wouldn't look tough if they did and also because if they look into my eyes they think better of it, it's funny because I remember when I was doing my teaching training and there was group of girls (other teachers) that I called "the scarf brigade" because they all sat on the same table together everyday and all wore scarves and I didn't like them much so I guess I always looked at them with a scowl on my face and then later in the year we were all drinking at the pub and I was drinking with this chick from the scarf brigade who started telling me that everyone was scared of me at the start of the year but now that she knew me she wasn't scared of me, and I laughed at her and said "you realise I'm 5"1 right?" and she said it was just because I was different... I assume she meant because I didn't wear a scarf. And when I was teaching with some of the older kids if they were mucking around I could just quietly walk up behind them and just wait for them to cringe when they sensed I was there and I was often told, "you're scary Miss"

and guys think twice about fucking with me unless they really want to and sometimes I'll single one out

[timmy]

get yourself together steffies its time your mother got the spatula and peeled your fat arse off the couch, leaving a large rounded indent in the seat

[sex with dead people]

LISA IS ONE UGLY FUCKIN BITCH:sun:

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

lisa, youre a drug addled loser who cant even be a teacher, how can you think highly of yourself if your brain is too emotionally fucked up that you cant hold a job without having nervous breakdowns?

do litle children scare teh FUCK outta you ? Punk? i cant imagine how a 5'1 slut could teach anyone above kindergartenwell tim the fact is I am a qualified teacher and can and have taught all ages

get a life drop-kick, then you won't be jealous of people who do have one

[timmy]

youre a qualified teascher sitting at home smoking bongs on the couch

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

LISA IS ONE UGLY FUCKIN BITCH:sun:you look like a putz

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

youre a qualified teascher sitting at home smoking bongs on the couchI don't smoke bongs, I smoke joints

you still live with your mum tim, you have never even had a life

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

like honestly some adult loser who has never even moved out of his mum's home can't really judge anyone else's life

[timmy]

youre basing your information on me from 3 years ago, im basing it off right now, right now you are a jobless 30 something that does nothing but smoke weed and I HOPE YOU CHOKE ON WELFARE BITCH

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

um no tim

I did not even know you 3 years ago

you have no life and live with your mum having had never actually grown up and moved out

this shows in your posts in which you have nothing in your own life to talk about and instead seethe with jealousy about others that do

if you weren't so lazy you'd get off your ass, get a job, move out of your mum's home and start paying your own bills you fucking loser

I've been doing that since I was 16 and I have done much more productive things with my life than you

these are the facts

get a life tim, a real one like grown ups have

[timmy]

wow you are so fucking dumb, all the pics and info people like steffies have been feeding you is from three years ago, yes thats right three years ago.

NOTHING to do with you knowing me three years ago.

i doubt you can teach anyone shit. im sure you dumbed down a lot of children :aus:

[timmy]

ps i only read like the first 2 lines of your post

[timmy]

you have no tits

[blumpkin blownuts]

got the pet shoppe to thank for my big fat bank
got so many dollars my pyjamas gots collars, worrrrrrrrrd

[blumpkin blownuts]

new single from eminim^

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

Tim how is the fact that you live with your mum and have never moved out of home and had a life based on 3 years ago?

Retard

grow up and get a life

you have done nothing, you haven't even moved out of your mum's house

[timmy]

what?
are you retarded bitch?
what im saying is that you dont know if i live with my parents in the present, back then i did.

[timmy]

btw you moved out of your parents house because you got molested right? what was that age 10? good job you are so succesful

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

no tim, I moved out and got my own place when I was 16

you are the one making up rubbish about me, not the other way around

we all know you still live with your mum

you've never had a job and had to pay your own way and bills and you are a grown up?

No tim, you're a pathetic little boy who still lives with his mum

[petafile]

StompleB is a pedofile

[blumpkin blownuts]

hey lisa does tim live with his "mum" i'm curious

[blumpkin blownuts]

cleaned up so much parrot shit she turned into one, broken record sounding hoe

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

hey lisa does tim live with his "mum" i'm curiousyes

yes he does

[blumpkin blownuts]

BUT ARE YOU SUUUUURE?

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

BUT ARE YOU SUUUUURE?yes

[blumpkin blownuts]

i'd live with his mom too :naughty:

[juji]

typical australian drama thread

[blumpkin blownuts]

broken bogans

[steveyos]

three years ago these people showed Tim's entire facebook his dick



three years later, he's still here.

[juji]

three years ago these people showed Tim's entire facebook his dick



three years later, he's still here.


go away and post on sonic fans sub-forum

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

go away and post on sonic fans sub-forumno I want him around

someone else to hand the dickheads back their own ass as a hat

[blumpkin blownuts]

grammatical horse shit above me

[skrizach]

StompleB is a pedofile

does stomplebane still post here?

[maks]

does stomplebane still post here?

no, isn't it great?

[LISAAAAAAAAAAH!]

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