is anyone from here dressing up for Halloween?

[plusle riot]

im hosting a halloween party next weekend and perusing through costumes
thought this one was kind of cool, hitchcock's the birds scared the shit out of me as a kid. being swooped by magpies multiple times over the years did not help

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71X0nytk-jL._SL1500_.jpg

[dcent]

yes, as a matter of fact I AM going to be dressing up for halloween.

I will be dressing up as A GOD DAMN GROWN ADULT!

I will be giving out candy and not being a degenerate miscreant urchin, disguising his identity in hopes of gaining some semblance of social acceptance.

I got big dick money son, no time to find a fucking liono costume (the thundercats...... wiki it)

[Camoron]

^cool

[plusle riot]

can't even read that shit. maybe i wasn't clear enough in the thread title

is anyone from here dressing up for Halloween?

[Camoron]

no i am a GOD DAMN GROWN ASULT lol

[Camoron]

eas thinking of dressing as bane but i dont do anything on halloween anhways

[plusle riot]

come to my party im making jello shots ok

[dcent]

jello shots?

what the fuck are you 11 years old?

I will be sitting infront of the door in a full suit. when a child knocks I will open the door, throw a full size chocolate bar at him (ya, thats right, were THAT house) and then slam the door before he even has time to say "trick or treat"

I dont have time for that. I run on big dick time. a tumbler of oak wood, double aged scotch in one hand, and a fine mocha cigar in the other, I toss candy at the children simply to keep them the fuck away.

I got big dick decisions to make every second of every day.

no time to go looking for a fucking fully functioning transformer costume, or a realistic "corky" mask (from life goes on..... he had downsyndrome....... their faces are too small and they are usually fat)

[sex with dead people]

My religion forbids such things.

[ascii_genitals]

i was supposed to be lydia in a 4-person beetlejuice costume ensemble

but ms. argentina backed out and alec baldwin is up in the air so i need a new costume idea

[dcent]

you are a follower.

weak willed and submissive.

MY religion doesnt forbid me from doing anything...... to the contrary, I forbid my religion from doing things.

take muzzos for example.... their religion says "strap a nail bomb vest to your 12 year old daughter and get her to blow up an israeli mailbox for allah"

well if MY religion started up with that I would say "no dice religion.... heres hoew things are gonna work around here, theres a new sherriff in town" and my religion will submit to me.

thats how someone with big dick money rolls.

[timmy]

dress up as a tomato

[plusle riot]

i was supposed to be lydia in a 4-person beetlejuice costume ensemble

but ms. argentina backed out and alec baldwin is up in the air so i need a new costume idea

that's a shame. i've seen a pic of a couple dressed up as geena davis and alec baldwin with their scary faces, it looked neat.

[plusle riot]

im hosting a ytmnd fad party no moonmans allowed

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41rCQWgZjmL.jpg

[Camoron]

speaking of bane i just got back from the gym andsome fuckin weirdo came in wearing a respirator mask lmao

[Camoron]

i left shortly after that

[plusle riot]

was it a judgement-free zone

[Camoron]

its usually a people free zozne this time of night thats why i go to that gym

[Camoron]

i h8 people fuckin fags

[DrHundos]

people wear the respirators as a way to train their breathing or some shit

[Camoron]

yeah its elevationt raining

he was wearing a tshirt that said TRAINING MASK and he drove a rape van

[DrHundos]

i wonder if its possible to make air heavy as fuck so you can breathe it and do lung reps

[Camoron]

suppsoedly if you do deep breaths and suck IN your chest/stomach when you inhale and puff it out when you exhale (the opposite of what you'd normally do) it helps improve lung capacity and endurance or somthing

[juji]

The Unabomber

[plusle riot]

98% of these costumes are terribad
this one would only work with an accompanying zombie cobain

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/610QQ8eqLQL._SL1500_.jpg

[timmy]

better call :brian:

[plusle riot]

thug life nigga

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51scvEGktlL.jpg

[plusle riot]

spghetti spaghetti spaghetti pasghetti spaghetti spaghetti

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51zCwrItxOL.jpg

[juji]

would you dress like the girl with dragon tattoo?

http://200movies1woman.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/06/The-Girl-With-The-Dragon-Tattoo-2011-1.jpg

[plusle riot]

2edgy4me

[rubycalaber]

my cousin is afraid of birds after she watched Birds it must be a girl thing to be afraid of the one type of animal that cannot hurt you in any way although I'm sure in australia they drop bricks on you or something

[plusle riot]

magpies are nasty. they go for your eyes and head.. i was walking through a park with my sister when i was like 16 and a couple of them came right at me out of nowhere. my arms were flailing trying to smack them off me while i screamed for help, she was just crossing her legs trying her hardest not to piss herself laughing

[maks]

no because I'm not 9

[maks]

i was supposed to be lydia in a 4-person beetlejuice costume ensemble

but ms. argentina backed out and alec baldwin is up in the air so i need a new costume idea

perfect for you and jon

http://nakedthanks.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/Q-Tip-and-Ear.jpg

[plusle riot]

no because I'm not 9

lets just dress up as jay and silent bob and hit up jersey ya

[maks]

lets just dress up as jay and silent bob and hit up jersey ya

that wasn't a costume, we dressed like we always dressed. kevin smith didn't invent fat guys with long hair and a trenchcoats

[plusle riot]

how convenient. you were just in the neighborhood where they filmed clerks too, right :smug:

[maks]

like you never took a road trip to a culturally significant landmark

[plusle riot]

i actually haven't though i have wanted to camp out in gettysburg but i never planned on dressed up as a confederate or a yankee. always wanted to go to salem too minus the witch costume

[skrizach]

Halloween is my favorite holiday but just moved to a new town and don't have any plans.
Might go out to like a pub crawl or something but idk.

Summary: I'd like to but I don't know if I will.

[maks]

keep it up, I've seen you in that polka dotted peasant dress if you don't quit it I'm going to start making comparisons to a white aunt jemima

[maks]

Halloween is my favorite holiday but just moved to a new town and don't have any plans.
Might go out to like a pub crawl or something but idk.

Summary: I'd like to but I don't know if I will.

mass is a small state, you're probably within an hour of salem

[plusle riot]

keep it up, I've seen you in that polka dotted peasant dress if you don't quit it I'm going to start making comparisons to a white aunt jemima

i don't own any peasant/boho dresses but by all means go ahead. i do rock a bandana from time to time although it's more rosie the riveter than aunt jemima, but i fucking love pancakes

[maks]

I remember a picture of you in a polka dot dress with a big gigantic green bead necklace, you may not own any now but you sure as hell did in the past and I suspect it was much more recent than that picture of me from 1998

[plusle riot]

was it navy blue with white dots? if so that's not a peasant dress at all it's a halter dress i got at pac sun around 6 yrs ago

[maks]

this may shock you but I don't know a hell of a lot about dress styles. it was a dress, of this I am certain. it looked like the sort of thing a sonic youth fan would wear.

[maks]

spnic youth is the best you can hope for so far as girl music is concerned

[maks]

x ray specs, blondie, the go go's, aretha franklin, the chiffons.....

by girl music I mean music that only girls listen to

[maks]

also as far as college music goes they beat the fuck out of radiohead

[maks]

I've vote for obama if he executed radiohead on live tv. I'd let him be dictator for life if he did the same thing to green day

[maks]

melissa ethridge ... is better than that sonic youth shit.

not a fucking chance


green day's popular shit is listenable, but anything that doesnt have a video pretty much sucks. Sold out bigger than metallica. I think though, when their front guy billy or whatever proclaimed himself as the king of punk 80% of the people who had a green day t shirt threw that shit in the trash.

sold out? at what point did green day have any integrity?

[plusle riot]

>green day's popular shit is listenable

:seriously:

[maks]

>green day's popular shit is listenable

:seriously:

:sometimesIgivemyselfthecreeps:

[maks]

trying to remember about green day, cant. have you ever heard the sonic youth album sonic death? it's the only one i ever heard. 14 hours of instrumental noise that makes ummagumma's live album look like jeff lynne wrote it.

pretty funny that you'd say that while listening to a portishead album

[plusle riot]

>implying anything of greenday's is listenable :smug:

[maks]

>implying anything of greenday's is listenable :smug:

arguably worse than offspring

[timmy]

whats wrong with offspring?

[timmy]

go paint a house

[maks]

they're only a little better than green day and that's not enough better than green day

[timmy]

well i guess their vocals are whiny and not a good whiny like kurt cobain's or or serj tankian's

[maks]

you get 'whiney' out of a guy yelling and sounding like he's out of breath?

[timmy]

heh well uhh i dont really mind some of their songs not really a big fan but i think theyre okay

[maks]

I would probably dig the singer if he wasn't singing offspring songs, that's not something I can say about green day

[internutt]

im hosting a halloween party next weekend and perusing through costumes
thought this one was kind of cool, hitchcock's the birds scared the shit out of me as a kid. being swooped by magpies multiple times over the years did not help

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/71X0nytk-jL._SL1500_.jpg


that's a nice costume

im gonna dress up as an old person probably sigh

[blumpkin blownuts]

bad religion is the best it gets for 90's punk

[m0nde]

that's a nice costume

im gonna dress up as an old person probably sighyou should dress up as a north korean soldier

[blumpkin blownuts]

since internutt's favorite thing is eating and being korean im gonna start calling her gobblety guk

[dcent]

suppsoedly if you do deep breaths and suck IN your chest/stomach when you inhale and puff it out when you exhale (the opposite of what you'd normally do) it helps improve lung capacity and endurance or somthing

truth.

it is chest breathing.

inhale with your chest, not your gut.


when you breath, there is a storage of "stale" air that remains in your lungs, but if you chest breath (as you naturally do when physically exerting yourself) you take deeper breaths and clear your lungs of stale air better.


good job "moves like jagger" you just might be "the one".

[timmy]

inhaling with your gut allows your lungs to fully expand, your ribcage actually stops this...
theres theories on stomach breathing allowing roughly 20% more oxygen to be inhaled means you will live longer or some bullshit

[blumpkin blownuts]

you should actually try to inhale the bare minimum of oxygen, that is, no more than what your body converts to CO2. oxygen is an anti-antioxidant, it ages you at a cellular level. also you should drink the bare minimum of fluids - all water contains a small amount of deuterated water (heavy water) which is toxic.

all things that bring life eventually bring death... but this too can be cheated

[Camoron]

u mean an oxidant

[lnopia the great]

u mean an oxidant

what has oxygen done for us anyway except enable millions of homes to burn down

[Desolation]

going as noomi rapace, already grew my hair out to length, just need dye<3<3

[lnopia the great]

me and some friends got full monkey costumes that look p much like the music vid of bad touch and yes it is going to be awesome

[stalker virus]

another nice music thread w2g guys where is paul_ when you need him huh :what:

[stalker virus]

you should actually try to inhale the bare minimum of oxygen, that is, no more than what your body converts to CO2. oxygen is an anti-antioxidant, it ages you at a cellular level. also you should drink the bare minimum of fluids - all water contains a small amount of deuterated water (heavy water) which is toxic.

all things that bring life eventually bring death... but this too can be cheated


bob hugs has relapsed again :tarantino:

[Desolation]

going as slut or slut with cat ears idk yet

[pilleater]

dressing up is for man-children who do it for the beer.

[rubycalaber]

shut the fuck up and paint your toenails. open toed shoes are going to be a nono in a few weeks, get it while you can.

I bet ur fav greenday song is american idiot (because you are one)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/09katesig.gif

[m0nde]

going as noomi rapace, already grew my hair out to length, just need dye<3<3noomi is fugly and flat, wyf!

[ascii_genitals]

ok i decided i am being lt. dangle

[lnopia the great]

feel free to dangle my balls

[juji]

I learned how to dress like m0nde

http://www.ehow.com/how_4814887_brown-skin-color-paint.html

[rootbeer]

I learned how to dress like m0nde

http://www.ehow.com/how_4814887_brown-skin-color-paint.html

Lol

[rubycalaber]

racist:

[StompleB]

jArluzz-WYE

[jon]

since internutt's favorite thing is eating and being korean im gonna start calling her gobblety guk

heh heheh

gobble-tee-gook

[rootbeer]

Got rice bitch?