View Full Version : I just registered OkCupid!
timmy
11-07-2014, 12:33 AM
Tell them youre good at dota
m0nde
11-07-2014, 12:33 AM
i think okcupid.com .org .net are all already registered. did you find one to squat like .io or something?
timmy
11-07-2014, 12:33 AM
All women are whores so if you have the dosh you have the women
I checked "casual sex" is safe?
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-07-2014, 02:00 AM
lie about your job and how tall you are you are a 6'4" astronaut
timmy
11-07-2014, 02:32 AM
lie about your job and how tall you are you are a 6'4" astronaut
Always wondered if you lie that you earned 100k p.a how much more would be keen
timmy
11-07-2014, 02:33 AM
'Omg he earns so much i can sit on my ass all day and go shopping 24/7'
lie about your job and how tall you are you are a 6'4" astronaut
I'd prefer do not date with whores who seek men with money
m0nde
11-07-2014, 03:07 AM
be completely honest and put everything about you in the profile and see what happens and make a fake overthetop profile too and see which one gets more hits
would you explain what does mean overthetop profile?
m0nde
11-07-2014, 03:28 AM
i mean overly exaggerated when you say "over the top" it means so exaggerated it's obvious that you're exaggerating
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-07-2014, 03:38 AM
internet dating is a load of shit tbh the girls all have crazy unrealistic standards so unless you're willing to fuck a girl a few points below what you could get irl (or you have pictures that make you look a few points above what you are irl) it's not worth it
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-07-2014, 03:44 AM
wait elzzz lives in mexico and makes more than 500 dollars a year and is almost white he probably looks like leonardo dicaprio to the average beaner girl
m0nde
11-07-2014, 03:51 AM
lol, use tinder and autoswipe that shit
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-07-2014, 04:03 AM
gonna remake my okcupid and find elzzzzz steal all the mexican pussy using a shot of me and my white skin and my ford mustang mustangs are like lamborghinis to brown girls
gonna remake my okcupid and find elzzzzz steal all the mexican pussy using a shot of me and my white skin and my ford mustang mustangs are like lamborghinis to brown girls
Try it, let us know what happens, besides I'm not doing any for troll or lies, I'm willing to get a date, if it doesn't work, I find another girl.
Also, I tell them I'm deaf before they message me.
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-07-2014, 04:42 AM
aren't there any deaf ppl groups in guadalajara or wherever
like wouldn't deaf chicks be easy pickings for a deaf dude since you're pretty much one of only a handful of guys in your city who can speak sign language
I really don't know but they told me there are some ones were already married.
Honestly, I'm not expert at sign language, I know basic such as alphabets but not sentences, I have never used advanced sign language to interact with other deaf people, I have never met them.
This guy is really stupid, he doesn't know how to communicate more comfort such as common gestures as universal language. She could understand what this guy said but not at all.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0rkJApLMRUE
girls reading replies from elz after they reject him
http://i.imgur.com/gi2SLqE.jpg
Autistic Spectrum
11-07-2014, 10:13 AM
good luck man, remeber to wrap up your dcik before you stick it in some deaf slut
m0nde
11-07-2014, 10:17 AM
find a weeaboo non-deaf hater who will not betray to you
rootbeer
11-07-2014, 10:33 AM
I really don't know but they told me there are some ones were already married.
Honestly, I'm not expert at sign language, I know basic such as alphabets but not sentences, I have never used advanced sign language to interact with other deaf people, I have never met them.
1. Practice your sign language
2. Get pussay
It's literally that easy, you just have to talk to girls to get them. If they can stand being around you make them your bitch.
rootbeer
11-07-2014, 10:34 AM
I know there are deaf groups in every city for meeting people
Camoron
11-07-2014, 11:17 AM
internet dating is a load of shit tbh the girls all have crazy unrealistic standards so unless you're willing to fuck a girl a few points below what you could get irl (or you have pictures that make you look a few points above what you are irl) it's not worth it
not all girls base their standards on looks though you would be surprised if youre good at talking to girsl on the internet you can get some responses from hotties and if you play your cards right you can even get a date (i havent been able to get any dates with REALLY hot women but ive had a few with some pretty good looking women though they didnt work out for other reasons and i consider my current girlfriend to be better lookingn than me)
Camoron
11-07-2014, 11:19 AM
I really don't know but they told me there are some ones were already married.
Honestly, I'm not expert at sign language, I know basic such as alphabets but not sentences, I have never used advanced sign language to interact with other deaf people, I have never met them.
how do you interact with people IRL or.. do you just interact with people on the intenret...
how do you interact with people IRL or.. do you just interact with people on the intenret...
Imagine how you want to communicate a chinese people in common gestures.
I've purchased some stuffs with cashier in San Francisco, not totally nervous.
Camoron
11-07-2014, 11:25 AM
do you speak like.. spanish sign language or something??
timmy
11-07-2014, 03:38 PM
do you speak like.. spanish sign language or something??
Sign language is jus the alphabet kn your hands you bigot. The only extra stuff is shortcut signs for big words.
"shortcut signs for big words"
actually ASL has complete grammar, it's french
timmy
11-07-2014, 04:39 PM
what are you talking about? they spell words in english or use body emojis to quickly explain something that is a single or multiple words. common words and long words have shortcuts. grammar? dude, why are you saying this, do you think i think they speak broken english with their hands?
timmy
11-07-2014, 04:41 PM
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/--Ohk4BZTYBw/T1gLPoxQoII/AAAAAAAAAZc/tm54oeGytH8/s1600/happy+birthday+variation.gifhttp://media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/e5/b7/f4/e5b7f4e8845ca8296ef39fd78da7ddc3.jpg
this is what i meant, youre really confusing me jon i dont know why i am even postnig
Camoron
11-07-2014, 06:37 PM
Sign language is jus the alphabet kn your hands you bigot. The only extra stuff is shortcut signs for big words.
thats not true, sign language has its own grammar and structure that often causes them to write like fucking retards
timmy
11-07-2014, 07:05 PM
thats not true, sign language has its own grammar and structure that often causes them to write like fucking retards
You INSENSITIVE, INTOLERANT Son of a NAZI! !!
Not surprised, I was teaching him about jobs via steam, after all Camoron kept saying "hmmmmmm" like fucking retard
m0nde
11-07-2014, 09:42 PM
fuck this shit. elezzzar you've survived to whatever early 20s age you are - you communicatedx with hearing people in university. why do you even need okpukid? just go out and meet a chick at the gym
fuck this shit. elezzzar you've survived to whatever early 20s age you are - you communicatedx with hearing people in university. why do you even need okpukid? just go out and meet a chick at the gym
immature advice
timmy
11-07-2014, 09:55 PM
Rawdog
everyone knows all the pussy is on match.com
m0nde
11-07-2014, 09:56 PM
do it tim style. get a german and rawdog her all weekend while your parents are out somewhere doing whok nows what
lnopia the great
11-07-2014, 10:21 PM
just beeeeee youraelf
Camoron
11-08-2014, 12:21 AM
everyone knows all the pussy is on match.com
this is true match.com has way more women but it costs a lot of money and honestly I never met anyone through it plus okcupid is free
Camoron
11-08-2014, 12:21 AM
i literally paid for like a year of match.com on autorenew without realizing it before I canceled and didnt go out with a single person from it
Camoron
11-08-2014, 12:22 AM
Not surprised, I was teaching him about jobs via steam, after all Camoron kept saying "hmmmmmm" like fucking retard
i wasnt calling you a fucking retard elz, why all the hostility?
m0nde
11-08-2014, 12:22 AM
camoron where was it that you met all those girls? was that okcupid? did you meet the wannabe dog fucker on okcupid too?
Camoron
11-08-2014, 12:28 AM
Yes.
Camoron
11-08-2014, 12:28 AM
And she wasn't a wannabe. She arranged two separate occasions via Craigslist in which she fucked dogs. And once, the dog's owner. She only regretted the owner.
m0nde
11-08-2014, 12:29 AM
ok..
timmy
11-08-2014, 01:11 AM
Can we stop the bigotry deaf hatibg pleasse?
rootbeer
11-08-2014, 07:03 AM
And she wasn't a wannabe. She arranged two separate occasions via Craigslist in which she fucked dogs. And once, the dog's owner. She only regretted the owner.
Thanks for the clarification
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