im signing up for codecademy

[Camoron]

wjhat languages should I LEARN

[UofLCardfan08]

wjhat languages should I LEARN

Racist house painting 101

[Autistic Spectrum]

start with

javascript

move to

phython

then finish with

c

loop back around to
c#

[Autistic Spectrum]

acutally if you don't know jack shit

HTML & CSS
Javascript
jQuery
Python
Ruby
PHP


i never learned a lang before just cause i wanted to learn it, i learned it because i wanted to make something with it, and it was the best platform for the job

[Autistic Spectrum]

THIS SHIT IS FOR REAL NOT A FUCKING HOBBY

[jon]

php is dead, ruby never was and never will be, and python is for fucking losers

the future of web development is node.js with frameworks like express, and jquery in the frontend

however, web development is a shit job

so go learn a real language like C or java

[Autistic Spectrum]

the dark path of javascript frameworks

[Autistic Spectrum]

also jquery is not a lang, it's a shitty framework ontop of a shitty lang

[Autistic Spectrum]

and never learn java ever, it's even somehow worse than javascript and the runtime lmao fuck you

[jon]

java is fine, the runtime has been fixed since 1.5, these are no longer the days of broken garbage collection and unoptimizeable loops, all Big Data use java for everything, minecraft server is also java,,,,,,,,

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh ya java, wave of the future, learn assembly and java

[Autistic Spectrum]

make something, and stuff is basically split, desktop and mobile and backend shit

become a mobile dev learn ios and the andorid sdk((fuck) or a java script mobile frame work that works with both in cordova , but make something, does not matter what, that's how elz started doing it, he made stuff, and found the best lang etc for what he was making, and now he's a millonare

[Autistic Spectrum]

acutally don't learn to code, become a lumber jack, fuck code, get a flannel shirt and a big ax and chop down trees all day

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.ehow.com/how_2097395_be-lumberjack.html

click that ,, do all the step,,,,

[Camoron]

Gonna invent a language calles lumberjack

[StompleB]

learn ArnoldC

[Camoron]

jeusus christtttt

[Camoron]

learn ArnoldC

:camsad: this is a serious thread stomple im trying to improve my employmet opportuniteis

[juji]

These guys have never developed front end websites, Camoron

[m0nde]

the onlly guy on this site who knows anything about real coding and doesn't just do it to fuck around and is actually employed as a coder full time and su[pports himself doing this is elezzzark so if you want to speak to someone knowledgeable speak to him

[EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34]

.




,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,can you teach us Ebonics?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'm going to murder m0nde with code that someone pays me for

[Camoron]

ill be in touch, elz.

[StompleB]

ask syncan

[m0nde]

neither jon nor ken post joniur know as much as aleezzzark does don't pay attention to them, just speak to elezzzark on steam and get some pro tips

[Autistic Spectrum]

my real advice, is stay out of the coding game,,,, maybe try something with 3d printing , or bio medical technology , or build a cag robot and make it your wife

[m0nde]

don;t pay attention to dp he just works as a coder and supports himself and his family doing that and actually knows what he's talking about just like jon so don't ask them just go speak to elezzzark and he will tell you what to do

[maks]

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brainfuck

[maks]

this is "hello world" in brainfuck



++++++++[>++++[>++>+++>+++>+<<<<-]>+>+>->>+[<]<-]>>.>---.+++++++..+++.>>.<-.<.+++.------.--------.>>+.>++.

[maks]

seriously though if you're planning on being an admin just learn powershell

[m0nde]

shouldn't he learn cisco ios and some basic bash shit as well as powershell?

[Autistic Spectrum]

he should learn how to chop wood, and become a swamp logger

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.michigan.gov/deq/0,4561,7-135-3313_3677_3703-10890--,00.html

[Autistic Spectrum]

don't make the same mistake half of rubynet did and go into IT ,, become a lumberjack, live the life the rest of us can only dream of

[m0nde]

he could do both why cant he do both?

[Autistic Spectrum]

become a transexual housewife interent troll like OB, shes got life pretty well figured out if you ask me

[maks]

shouldn't he learn cisco ios and some basic bash shit as well as powershell?

most of what he's going to get hired for is windows so he should learn powershell first

[juji]

Coding is stressful work until planning and good design

[Autistic Spectrum]

build a robot that looks like cag,,

program it to suck you dick and not give you any back talk

have your cag robot suck your dick with out any of the back talk

[juji]

build a robot that looks like cag,,

program it to suck you dick and not give you any back talk

have your cag robot suck your dick with out any of the back talk

http://cylonjs.com/

[juji]

Is that possible? there no such to add cag's saliva inside of mouth

http://www.rapiro.com/

[Autistic Spectrum]

honetly how hard would it be to make javascript natively strongly typed and have classes instead of prototypes and still backwards compatible ,i mean if actionscript 2 can do it 15 years ago i am sure javascript could pull it off today

notThat:hard you niggers

[m0nde]

honetly how hard would it be to make javascript natively strongly typed and have classes instead of prototypes and still backwards compatible ,i mean if actionscript 2 can do it 15 years ago i am sure javascript could pull it off today

notThat:hard you niggershttp://i.imgur.com/olvVOoA.png

[Autistic Spectrum]

javascript frameworks are taking over cause they run on smart watches with little baby processers but it's truley awful to debug and write in

[juji]

actionscript fucking sucks, horrible structure related to java

[Autistic Spectrum]

java is a strongly typed lang with classes interfaces etc,, and java is the fucking worst if you ask me but i hate servlerts and the runtime and everything about it

javascript is differnet and you are not useing that for front end web shit or mobile frame works or robot frameworks , you are using something turley horrible end out of date that everyone writes frameworks on top of to try and make it less painfull to use, but under the hood it's still javascript, it's still terrible to debug, it's awful i hate you all

[Autistic Spectrum]

javascript the lowest common denomator language that will run on your alarm clock, so it's faster to dev multi platoform shit on and ugh UGH FUCK YOU

[Autistic Spectrum]

wish everything ran the unity framework or anything other than javascript

[juji]

dp, go to learn BASIC

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya i know basic and basic a and cobal,learning the lang is not the hard part, in fact i would say it's the easiet part of software dev since there bascilly all the same just have to learn a little bit of syntax, it's the day to day development on large projects, so for little shitty toy projects javascript is great, but for enterpsie leval shit and huge code bases it's awful

[m0nde]

this is exatly it using any of this shit to play around is easy but using it for real work is not

[jon]

oh strongly typed javascript you say? i believe that's called lisp

[juji]

Javascript with node.js and webkit = easy crossplatform app

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya not native javascript , js is ecma script and goes off that and it's stuck 20 years in the past

[Autistic Spectrum]

Javascript with node.js and webkit = easy crossplatform app

again the runtime is great, runs on everything,

deving in it sucks a dick for large projects cause it's not strongley typed, has no classes etc

[Autistic Spectrum]

putting a fancy hat and lipstick on a pig welcome to the barren wasteland of 10 millon javascript frameworks

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://wiki.ecmascript.org/doku.php?id=harmony:specification_drafts

prototype dez nuts

[juji]

again the runtime is great, runs on everything,

deving in it sucks a dick for large projects cause it's not strongley typed, has no classes etc

https://github.com/rogerwang/node-webkit/wiki/List-of-apps-and-companies-using-node-webkit

[Autistic Spectrum]

ugh wow alot of people use node and javascript, well ok prototype based langs are not totally outdated and total shit to write large apps in

[Autistic Spectrum]

check and mate

[juji]

dp is so jealous lmao

[Autistic Spectrum]

ECMAScript objects are not fundamentally class-based such as those in C++, Smalltalk, or Java. Instead objects may be created in various ways including via a literal notation or via constructors which create objects and then execute code that initializes all or part of them by assigning initial values to their properties. Each constructor is a function that has a property named “prototype” that is used to implement prototype-based inheritance and shared properties. Objects are created by using constructors in new expressions; for example, new Date(2009,11) creates a new Date object. Invoking a constructor without using new has consequences that depend on the constructor. For example, Date() produces a string representation of the current date and time rather than an object.

Every object created by a constructor has an implicit reference (called the object’s prototype) to the value of its constructor’s “prototype” property. Furthermore, a prototype may have a non-null implicit reference to its prototype, and so on; this is called the prototype chain. When a reference is made to a property in an object, that reference is to the property of that name in the first object in the prototype chain that contains a property of that name. In other words, first the object mentioned directly is examined for such a property; if that object contains the named property, that is the property to which the reference refers; if that object does not contain the named property, the prototype for that object is examined next; and so on.

this is why i hate you and writing big apps by alot of people in javascript

[Autistic Spectrum]

the prototype chain is terrible to debug, and if you ever worked on a large scale enterpise javascript app you would know this

[juji]

every software is not perfect but I believe javascript would bring the services in modern times.

[juji]

Look, Flash is going to die soon, even Actionscript will be obsolete

[m0nde]

flash and actionscript are already dead and javascript is rubbish but is going to live on, yes the way dp already explained about 10 thousand times by having frameworks dumped on top of it to make it at all useable

[Autistic Spectrum]

they could easily add classes/packagages and public/private strongly typed vars to javasrcipt since the spec is allready figged out in other offshoots of ecmascript but why change the core lang much let's keep it the same spec for 30 more years

[juji]

Objective-C was very awful, until Swift that I'm not interested to learn because they removed ; to declare end, only before newline can automatically declares end operation, it just pisses me off, swift is for hipsters who could suck Tim's dick and Apple employees' dicks

[Autistic Spectrum]

and no it's not dead every big real in browser game still uses haxe or flash, it's usally

check for flash no flash use haxe js fallback

[Autistic Spectrum]

umm swift is objective c under the hood

[Autistic Spectrum]

i'll take a proper lang not a loosely typed piece of shit any day

[juji]

and no it's not dead every big real in browser game still uses haxe or flash, it's usally

check for flash no flash use haxe js fallback

http://www.employees.org/~mnorton/haxe/HaXe.html

too much flash

[juji]

umm swift is objective c under the hood

that's in opposite side

[m0nde]

http://haxe.org/use-cases/cross-platform-apis/

this is why

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya that's what the big boys use for games and shit now

[juji]

HaXe is an opensource multiplatform(Windows, Mac OS X and Linux Wahoo!) language that allows you to write flash code without buying the expensive Adobe tools. HaXe has similarities to Actionscript. But HaXe is not Actionscript!! The tutorials require Flash to run.

[juji]

HaXe is an opensource multiplatform(Windows, Mac OS X and Linux Wahoo!) language that allows you to write flash code without buying the expensive Adobe tools. HaXe has similarities to Actionscript. But HaXe is not Actionscript!! The tutorials require Flash to run.

No, thanks.

[m0nde]

elezzzark are you using unity?

[juji]

Yeah, it seems more easy but I don't think i can handle big game.

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you can sell your client on having there users install the unity plug in cause it's plugin penetration is total shit and always has been and always will be, lol nobody installs active x shit anymore and it's not packaged with chrome, why not just make your game an exe and call it niggerdeathvirus.exe

[Autistic Spectrum]

why not just ask the users if you can rape there mother's while you install a browser plug in they have never heard of beofe

[m0nde]

they're used to flash/shockwave so they'll install that but you're right fuck the plugin but it's such a good platform

[Autistic Spectrum]

um check your chrome plug in folder,, oh what's this, it automatically comes with it,, werid,, how fucking werid,

[juji]

Flash require a lot of CPU which it's damaging the computer and make life more shorter

[m0nde]

life's to short to use flash

[Autistic Spectrum]

Desktop browsers is

Flash: 97%
Silverlight: 70%
Java: 75%

they don't even track unity anywhere i could find

[Autistic Spectrum]

it does not matter what you 2 super genusis computer users use, it matters what the general public uses if you are making stuff for the general public

[Autistic Spectrum]

fucking netflix got that sliverlight plug in up there

[m0nde]

is neflisx still written in silverlight?

[m0nde]

fuck you i said that at the same time

[Autistic Spectrum]

i think ms pays them to still use it

[Autistic Spectrum]

microsoft pays the nfl to use there shitty touch pads, and they keep having to tell them not to call them ipads on air :rofl:

[m0nde]

your mum pays me bro

[m0nde]

yeah i saw that they were calling the surfaces ipads or some shit

[juji]

Desktop browsers is

Flash: 97%
Silverlight: 70%
Java: 75%

they don't even track unity anywhere i could find

in mobile devices, flash 0%

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh wow i had no idea,

[Autistic Spectrum]

what if there was a platform where you could export games and shit to flash and js,, oh wait there is, it's called haxe

[m0nde]

lol

[juji]

what if there was a platform where you could export games and shit to flash and js,, oh wait there is, it's called haxe

This post contains no platform specificed

[m0nde]

dandada is giogn to sign up for codeacademy now too

[Autistic Spectrum]

and maybe someday just someday adobne will finally make it so you can build to both swf, js and air

oh wait they allready have done that for years

http://www.adobe.com/devnet/createjs/articles/using-flash-pro-toolkit-createjs.html

[m0nde]

only progamer toolkit people can do that not flash scrubs

[Autistic Spectrum]

someday all the github opensource javascript frameworks will be merged into a single branch called jquery4REAL and the prototype chain will live for 1000 more years

[juji]

and maybe someday just someday adobne will finally make it so you can build to both swf, js and air

oh wait they allready have done that for years

http://www.adobe.com/devnet/createjs/articles/using-flash-pro-toolkit-createjs.html

dude they added Canvas document in flash IDE which is completely unsupported to publish adobe air, because adobe air doesn't support any HTML5 feature such as audio and video, stop, get over it.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i use kendo ui, javascript framework, so much better than extjs that peice of shit

[Autistic Spectrum]

dude they added Canvas document in flash IDE which is completely unsupported to publish adobe air, because adobe air doesn't support any HTML5 feature such as audio and video, stop, get over it.

are you sure about that, can you be sure,,, about that,, cause your totally wrong, they fixed all that in adobe cc flash version 12.091023109210231 or what ever the every other day udpdate is up too now

[Autistic Spectrum]

haxe is fully flusehd out and not that buggy and i am sure adobe will be done copying them soon enough and build it right into flash and flex in a few years

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

dandada is giogn to sign up for codeacademy now too

I have pirated textbooks I've been reading but I don't think I'm autistic so I can't finish reading 1000 pages of :hax: and :robot:

[juji]

are you sure about that, can you be sure,,, about that,, cause your totally wrong, they fixed all that in adobe cc flash version 12.091023109210231 or what ever the every other day udpdate is up too now

show me a proof, I can't be bothered to reinstall flash CS

[Autistic Spectrum]

write a node app to download and install creatitve cloud from kickass torrents

[Autistic Spectrum]

I have pirated textbooks I've been reading but I don't think I'm autistic so I can't finish reading 1000 pages of :hax: and :robot:

http://www.survivorlibrary.com/?page_id=1014

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://blog.survivorlibrary.com/library/a_treatise_on_hat_making_and_felting_1868.pdf

become a hat maker cameron,,

[juji]

JS + Crosswalk is very succesful, I'm able to integrate Admob on my apps and export to Android/iOS, it was like 2 hours when I do by first time.


http://i.imgur.com/cQLzI9i.jpg
http://i.imgur.com/XGnwObr.jpg

[m0nde]

I have pirated textbooks I've been reading but I don't think I'm autistic so I can't finish reading 1000 pages of :hax: and :robot:dandada already started his own company!!! !!

http://www.swastikasoft.com

[Autistic Spectrum]

ya pretty much the 300 js mobile frameworks that are phonegap/cordvoa compatible will do that

[juji]

dandada already started his own company!!! !!

http://www.swastikasoft.com

but that's indian company

[Autistic Spectrum]

m0nde is a pakiastiani and they hate people from india even though if you put 2 of them next to each other nobody could tell the differentce

[m0nde]

but that's indian companyare you sure about that are you really sure? and how do you know it doesn't have major funding from some rich southern boy looking to vc his way into racist software development?

[Autistic Spectrum]

wish cag was still psoting so she could post about javascript frameworks

[Autistic Spectrum]

lol cag and her strong opinions on the javascript prototype chain lmao :rofl:

[m0nde]

cag could easily pick up some form of coding she and elezzzark could be a team to reckon with elezzzark why don't you call up cag and ask her if she wants to join you and work together you only live a little ways away from each other

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag got confused when i tried to explain how to put money into a bank and not just keep it in her dresser drawers

[m0nde]

i wonder if she and steviey are still posting on lily's forum

[Autistic Spectrum]

she got permabanned and was really upset about it, stevey was the only one of us not banned

[m0nde]

i guess lily likes offtopic posts about computers and phones and ways to get rich quick

[m0nde]

surprised lily didn't link stevey to us the way she did everyone else

[Autistic Spectrum]

she signed up here as a new name like Samantha or something so she could see the herpatirm and check if anyone was posting about her

[Autistic Spectrum]

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[Autistic Spectrum]

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/member.php?u=2079 ahah you knkow it's her cause she only visted kents page

[m0nde]

i really wish i could go there again so much more fun than this place

[juji]

I don't even know why dp won't use the dark will

[m0nde]

I don't even know why dp won't use the dark will

[jon]

objective c: shit
netflix: silverlight
phonegap: shit
extjs: shit

angular isn't that bad

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

went to that codeacademy place I already know some python and javascript and php shit but I don't wanna hack myspaces I wanna make arduino doodads what's the best place for c or c++

[juji]

went to that codeacademy place I already know some python and javascript and php shit but I don't wanna hack myspaces I wanna make arduino doodads what's the best place for c or c++

http://qt-project.org/

[maks]

no love for turbopascal?

[juji]

no love for turbopascal?

it's dead, bro

[Autistic Spectrum]

lock this thread

[maks]

it's dead, bro

what about borland pascal

[jon]

borland /is/ the company that made turbo pascal, was there a pascal by borland before "turbo" ?

[maks]

borland pascal was the pro version

[maks]

http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2011/news/110314/meredith-baxter-240.jpg