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Autistic Spectrum
10-21-2014, 11:25 PM
:hypno:

Lisa
10-21-2014, 11:26 PM
I spend more on pot than I do on food

Autistic Spectrum
10-21-2014, 11:30 PM
let's break down your monthly budget

cat medicance - 62%

rent - 15%

dope - 48%

food - 4%

soap and shampoo - .02 %

Lisa
10-21-2014, 11:31 PM
Lol

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-21-2014, 11:32 PM
lisa how do you heat the water for your blow-up bathtub do you have a steel drum with a garbage fire under it in your yard

Lisa
10-21-2014, 11:34 PM
lisa how do you heat the water for your blow-up bathtub do you have a steel drum with a garbage fire under it in your yard

I connect a hose to the kitchen taps so I fill it with hot water from the tap, we have hot water from taps

Autistic Spectrum
10-21-2014, 11:35 PM
http://barsupplies.com/images/sterno-green-2-hours-fondue-400.jpg

Autistic Spectrum
10-21-2014, 11:36 PM
lisa you live in the tropics right, it never snows or anything there

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-21-2014, 11:37 PM
snow is coming here soon luckily I am stocked up on kerosene and 15 dollar gallons of canadian whiskey for the eboal niggerpocalypse

Lisa
10-21-2014, 11:37 PM
lisa you live in the tropics right, it never snows or anything there

I
I live closer to the south pole than the tropics I think

Autistic Spectrum
10-21-2014, 11:38 PM
whens the last time it's snowed on penguin island

Lisa
10-21-2014, 11:40 PM
I don't know, not since I know, it snows in mountains in Australia

Autistic Spectrum
10-21-2014, 11:42 PM
you will never seld down a hill, you will never feel the pride of shoveling your car out ,you will never skid into a ditch on black ice, i feel bad for you lisa

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-21-2014, 11:43 PM
gonna post a pic from my real life hold on

Lisa
10-21-2014, 11:43 PM
I' been skiing a number of times, I'm not a bad skiier

Lisa
10-21-2014, 11:44 PM
gonna post a pic from my real life hold on

Lol

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-21-2014, 11:46 PM
couldn't fond the pic of my doors with 8 feet of snow on them but just imagine it, 8 feet of snow at your doors

Autistic Spectrum
10-21-2014, 11:48 PM
the polor vortex thing from last year froze the entire lake never seen it like that before, i tried to walk to canada but got scared and turned aroudn,

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-21-2014, 11:48 PM
heres a picture of my dead dog from the folder the snow pic is supposed to be in

http://i.imgur.com/61eWeS0.jpg

Lisa
10-21-2014, 11:49 PM
couldn't fond the pic of my doors with 8 feet of snow on them but just imagine it, 8 feet of snow at your doors

I'd love it, it'd be an adventure for me

But it must suck if you have lived in it all your life

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-21-2014, 11:53 PM
my sister took that pic she is a little bitch that likes to put animals in stupid positions and take pictures of them there is a whole series of them

http://i.imgur.com/nk6zxB3.jpg

Lisa
10-21-2014, 11:54 PM
Be nice to your sister

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-21-2014, 11:55 PM
found it
fuckinsnow.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/byQkhi7.jpg

Autistic Spectrum
10-21-2014, 11:56 PM
don't bash your sister on xmas day she will have no where to turn but the arms of an ice junkey

Lisa
10-21-2014, 11:58 PM
found it
fuckinsnow.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/byQkhi7.jpg
Wow, that'd be fun for me, would suck for you

Do people ever just fall into the snow and die there? I fell into snow once when I was a kid, it just gave way and I was stuck in a big pit of snow and people had to pull me out

Autistic Spectrum
10-22-2014, 12:02 AM
you would die in america lisa, you would last like 20 mins and you wuould be shot by a black person or be confused how our super markets work and die

Lisa
10-22-2014, 12:05 AM
you would die in america lisa, you would last like 20 mins and you wuould be shot by a black person or be confused how our super markets work and die

How do supermarkets work?

Lisa
10-22-2014, 12:06 AM
Yeah I would totally get mistaken as a gangster and get shot lol

Lisa
10-22-2014, 12:08 AM
That little old white lady

She's a gangster, shoot her

maks
10-22-2014, 12:09 AM
lisa cag said she set up a facebook in your name with a bunch of your pictures and she's sending nasty hateful messages to your family members, care to comment?

Lisa
10-22-2014, 12:10 AM
She's on our turf

Do they say turf? Do gangsters say turf? I think they say turf and "get off my lawn"

Autistic Spectrum
10-22-2014, 12:10 AM
you would say something that a black person did not understand cause of your terrible slow talking accent and they would preceicve it as something racist and shoot you

Lisa
10-22-2014, 12:11 AM
Because I'm always on their lawn

Autistic Spectrum
10-22-2014, 12:11 AM
lisa cag said she set up a facebook in your name with a bunch of your pictures and she's sending nasty hateful messages to your family members, care to comment?

thats our cag


ADCUNCIE GOES CRAZY

maks
10-22-2014, 12:13 AM
I tried to look at it but it's private and I don't have a facebook account

m0nde
10-22-2014, 12:14 AM
hey that's more rep for cag, right there

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:14 AM
foreign ppl are always retarded
I remember reading in the paper about some drunk australian professor on sabbatical who trusted black people to give him a ride home and woke up naked in a cornfield bleeding out of his butthole

steveyos YOLO
10-22-2014, 12:17 AM
heres a picture of my dead dog from the folder the snow pic is supposed to be in

http://i.imgur.com/61eWeS0.jpg

Did that dog ever post on bostonlove like bosley did?

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:19 AM
Man sentenced to 20 years in attack on Australian visitor

Clinton Fookes has no desire ever to return to Champaign after a vicious beating and robbery more than a year ago left him forever changed.

The Australian researcher in artificial intelligence was visiting colleagues at the Beckman Institute as part of a two-week United States visit in October 2011. As he left a downtown Champaign restaurant on the evening of Oct. 20, he was jumped by a group of young men (newspaper code for niggers) who drove him to a secluded location, beating him as they went, and even stripping him of most of his clothing before dumping him alongside a road.

The attackers got Fookes' cell phone, his wallet with a small amount of cash, and his watch.

Fookes sustained brain damage, a broken nose, broken eye socket, broken vertebrae, frost-bitten toes, nine broken teeth and months of lost work and terrifying nightmares.

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:21 AM
Did that dog ever post on bostonlove like bosley did?

no she is deaddddddd

m0nde
10-22-2014, 12:21 AM
bostonlove was only for bostonterriers

steveyos YOLO
10-22-2014, 12:21 AM
Make a dog forum

m0nde
10-22-2014, 12:23 AM
don;t need to it exists on facebook as a group

Autistic Spectrum
10-22-2014, 12:24 AM
find lisa bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig the fake cag account and ask her to join

maks
10-22-2014, 12:24 AM
http://comeontothelord.com/img/dadandog.jpg

maks
10-22-2014, 12:25 AM
knew I had a picture of that dog somewhere

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:26 AM
showed that pic to my dad he thinks I post on gay penis pervert websites now

m0nde
10-22-2014, 12:26 AM
find lisa bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig the fake cag account and ask her to joini already found it. there's a softcore picture of lisa's ass as the profile pic, i'm surprised it'snot been taken down

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:26 AM
he just doesnt get gay nigger dick humor

maks
10-22-2014, 12:28 AM
post a picture of your dad I'll photoshop a cock into it

maks
10-22-2014, 12:29 AM
that's from like 2007 I'm way better at photoshopping cocks on things now

steveyos YOLO
10-22-2014, 12:29 AM
That dog looks like it was abused quite often

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:29 AM
my dad is a respectable member of society he knows the governer and calls him pat not gonna post him on a gay nigger dick website

maks
10-22-2014, 12:31 AM
how the hell do you expect me to photoshop a cock onto him then

Autistic Spectrum
10-22-2014, 12:32 AM
the goverenener of a southern redneck state :rofl:,, and i know the guy who owns the gas station on my street in a real state

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:35 AM
my dad tried to email me vulgar image macro jokes once but somehow accidentally posted them to his facebook wall
he left me like 10 voicemails flipping out asking me to fix his internet he is like lily level at the internet

Autistic Spectrum
10-22-2014, 12:36 AM
http://www.inquisitr.com/1550051/girls-soccer-coach-sends-video-of-himself-masturbating-to-team/

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:36 AM
my dad went to the governors mansion and fed an owl outta his bare hand he is a rl james bond villain

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:37 AM
50-year-old Karen Marie Dilworth was arrested by Florida police after she was caught masturbating on top of a motorcycle in public

Autistic Spectrum
10-22-2014, 12:37 AM
if i was him i would sue the shit out of snap chat for being so hard to use

maks
10-22-2014, 12:37 AM
does your mom know the governor

Autistic Spectrum
10-22-2014, 12:38 AM
Sirois claims that the masturbation video was not intentional. “I attempted to send a video of myself in which I was masturbating,” he explained, “I was making the video to send to my girlfriend. It is something she and I occasionally do.”

Sirois said that he realized something was wrong when she didn’t respond. Fifteen seconds later, he deleted the masturbation video.


whoops sent it to 50 14 year old girls lmao

Autistic Spectrum
10-22-2014, 12:39 AM
get a dna test from the goverewner make sure your mom knows him first tho

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:42 AM
the goverenener of a southern redneck state :rofl:,, and i know the guy who owns the gas station on my street in a real state

your state is run by jews your governor is a blind nigger

Autistic Spectrum
10-22-2014, 12:44 AM
the south will rise again :rofl:

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:47 AM
lee surrendered I didnt

m0nde
10-22-2014, 12:51 AM
my dad is a respectable member of society he knows the governer and calls him pat not gonna post him on a gay nigger dick website
dad dada

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:52 AM
dead dad dead mom dada :cry:

m0nde
10-22-2014, 12:53 AM
wtf, you told me he was alive about 4 mos agao when i spoke to you on skype you said he had alot of money but didn't give you any and spent it fucking sluts

PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-22-2014, 12:58 AM
the internet is my adoptive parents

jon
10-22-2014, 07:23 AM
http://img4.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20121122062119/theamazingworldofgumball/images/a/ad/Chicken_Nuggets_is_like_my_family._five_words_this_is_ab800f_3740458.jpg