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well i done fucked up this time, i went and pulled a bubhugs and got myself a stupid larping girlfriend
she's not a larper but she's literally just playing skyrim all the time, sleeps in all morning
i'm cleaning the apartment all the time and its like i'm her housekeeper :break: what do i do about this
m0nde
10-18-2014, 07:18 PM
get her to post here OBVBisously
Autistic Spectrum
10-18-2014, 07:21 PM
ask her nicely to pick up after herself
i don't know if i should let another one post here....
TheElJoe
10-18-2014, 07:48 PM
:magpi: fuck her right in the pussy
TheElJoe
10-18-2014, 07:49 PM
also make your own skyrim account and seduce her online even though she has a real life bf. Then tell her you think it's sexy when a woman cleans up after herself and makes good dinner
m0nde
10-18-2014, 07:53 PM
Monde is not bannedi wasn't and then i refreshed and suddenly this
http://i.gyazo.com/34c101d15a67d0a68fd6153c9011c762.png
Autistic Spectrum
10-18-2014, 07:55 PM
Monde is not banned
can you please ban this bitch jon
TheElJoe
10-18-2014, 07:55 PM
excuse me lily this thread is about jon's new gf not about your forum. i won't tolerate this thread jacking. i quit posting here for ever
timmy
10-18-2014, 07:58 PM
well i done fucked up this time, i went and pulled a bubhugs and got myself a stupid larping girlfriend
she's not a larper but she's literally just playing skyrim all the time, sleeps in all morning
i'm cleaning the apartment all the time and its like i'm her housekeeper :break: what do i do about this
single player skyrim or that new MMORPG skyrim?
i would never date a girl who played an mmo, they would prioritize raiding a dungeon over spending time with others lmao
timmy
10-18-2014, 07:58 PM
Monde is not banned
how DARE you post off topic!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
OFF TOPIC IS FOR THE HERP SECXTION ALL SPAM POSTS IN THE HERP SECTION PLEASE AND THANK YOU YOU HYPOCRITICAL DOUBLE STANDARD PIECE OF SHIT BITCH
timmy
10-18-2014, 07:59 PM
so yea, mmo girls, big no no, probably dont even cook
Autistic Spectrum
10-18-2014, 08:00 PM
ban lily, fucking ban her holy shit was trying to read about jon's disgusting girlfriend and lily had to do this bullshit
single player skyrim or that new MMORPG skyrim?
i would never date a girl who played an mmo, they would prioritize raiding a dungeon over spending time with others lmao
ew, single player, yeah, same
ban lily, fucking ban her holy shit was trying to read about jon's disgusting girlfriend and lily had to do this bullshit
oh she's not disgusting, she preens herself of course, it's just that the place is always a mess
TheElJoe
10-18-2014, 08:01 PM
have you told your new gf how she will never compare to roflbrothel?
Autistic Spectrum
10-18-2014, 08:03 PM
does she even know about rolfbrothel, maybe if you told her about rolf she would clean up after herself
why'd you have to go there man
> that feel when rofl isn't moving to america to escape the british police state
hmmmm no i don't think she's interested in the forums she'd never know
KKKody
10-19-2014, 05:26 AM
jon please join me in taking this shiny red pill, it's good for you bro
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-19-2014, 08:29 AM
stop caring so much that's all you've gotta do
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
10-19-2014, 08:51 AM
what the fuck I didn't 5 star this thread why does it say I did :raged:
KKKody
10-19-2014, 10:05 AM
next time tor it up brozilla
Camoron
10-19-2014, 10:39 AM
Monde is not banned
m0nde's not dead
he is surely alive
living on the inside
roaring like a lion
KKKody
10-19-2014, 11:45 AM
monde is the tiger balm of rubynet
TheLizardWhisperer
10-19-2014, 11:50 AM
Do what you did the last time you had a gf who was too messy ;)
KKKody
10-19-2014, 11:56 AM
what grab a shower?
i literally have just been woken up hours before dawn because of this bullshit, i don't give a fuck if you can't kill malkoran, frustrated bitch noises are forbidden in my apartment
larping shoudl be puinishable by death
steveyos YOLO
10-29-2014, 09:29 AM
Show her a pic of lisa and show her what could become of her if she continues this behavior
m0nde
10-29-2014, 09:33 AM
jon's just angry she doesn't ahve a yoshi tatoo
rootbeer
10-29-2014, 10:11 AM
Ok Jon we get it, you're not all alone in a dimly lit apartment with a pile of rifles and broccoli ears
steveyos YOLO
10-29-2014, 10:51 AM
Jon needs to hook up with some girl with 5+ kids
ruby outed me, might as well tell teh truth, my "girlfriend" is actually my life partner mark
http://i.imgur.com/xwIVzJS.jpg
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11-01-2014, 09:16 AM
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.......................................jon is an ass pirate. lol
KKKody
11-01-2014, 03:40 PM
marco doesn't game, cannot even get a simple skyrim joke on a forum full of autistic gamerkids
women are useless they just turn all the lights on in your house at 3am and then wait for someone to talk to them
http://i.imgur.com/Pyr6etb.jpg
literally just staring at her phone, like, what the fuck, get back in bed
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-06-2014, 09:04 PM
have u tried beating her
smithsonian
11-06-2014, 10:30 PM
women are useless they just turn all the lights on in your house at 3am and then wait for someone to talk to them
Women just have these really fucked up brains and self esteem issues. All you have to do is tell them "sorry" a million times and buy them chocolates or stuffed animals.
Autistic Spectrum
11-06-2014, 11:17 PM
Women just have these really fucked up brains and self esteem issues. All you have to do is tell them "sorry" a million times and buy them chocolates or stuffed animals.
really great first post,
Women just have these really fucked up brains and self esteem issues. All you have to do is tell them "sorry" a million times and buy them chocolates or stuffed animals.
Who are you?
Autistic Spectrum
11-06-2014, 11:23 PM
wonder if his second post is gonna be as good as that first one about how all women are stupid
Plug Drugs
11-07-2014, 12:06 AM
well i done fucked up this time, i went and pulled a bubhugs and got myself a stupid larping girlfriend
she's not a larper but she's literally just playing skyrim all the time, sleeps in all morning
i'm cleaning the apartment all the time and its like i'm her housekeeper :break: what do i do about this
i'd love a girl like that but, i'm way waaaay worse
I don't just sleep in all morning, ill sleep in all day, ill sleep in all WEEK sometimes, and then play skyrim or warcraft 3 or minecraft or something all night
i'm a night owl, Hoot! Hoot!
anyways, girls like that and guys like me tend not to work out together even though it feels like we should be together but there's gotta be someone there with daytime stability
opposites attract dude
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-07-2014, 12:17 AM
you guys are scaring off the new poater
smithsonian
11-07-2014, 11:09 PM
Who are you?
oh shit people replied. It's almost like having internet friends thanks guys.
But yeah I didn't say they where stupid I said they have fucked up brains. It's not their fault. Genetics man.
I figured it was a pretty good first post too. I'm basically and expert on women. I can give you all tips if you want.
smithsonian should I break up with my rich doctor girlfriend for the chick who always has her cleavage exposed at work and makes $12 an hour would that be a sound financial decision
should I buy gold from glenn beck
smithsonian
11-07-2014, 11:24 PM
maks,
1. Yes. You don't want some bitch pretending like she knows what's best for you all the time like telling you to "remember to drink your fluids" and shit like you don't already know. I mean god damn it's not like I have ebola
2. Yes just look at this face: http://puu.sh/cHMZ7/36b4ef8b09.jpg
that's some p good advice he advised me to do the things I was going to do regardless of what he said you guys should listen to this dude
m0nde
11-07-2014, 11:31 PM
wha t is this?
rubynet's dear abby essentially
m0nde
11-07-2014, 11:32 PM
i mean, did he just post a picture of his face, trying to be funny?
look man he told me to fuck the girl at work that's all I needed to hear
cagordon
11-08-2014, 12:09 AM
treating women like pieces of meat
I legit love this girl and have been thinking about her nonstop for months so eat a dick
CAN'T YOU MOTHERFUCKER BE HAPPY FOR ME chirst you're worse than my girlfriend
cagordon
11-08-2014, 12:32 AM
I legit love this girl and have been thinking about her nonstop for months so eat a dick
I just did. ^__^
Plug Drugs
11-08-2014, 04:43 AM
smithsonian should I break up with my rich doctor girlfriend for the chick who always has her cleavage exposed at work and makes $12 an hour would that be a sound financial decision
who gives a shit about finances
Plug Drugs
11-08-2014, 04:43 AM
i could finance a blow-up penis balloon in place of an actual penis, i'd rather keep things simple though
Plug Drugs
11-08-2014, 04:47 AM
family values marks, famiuly values
I just did. ^__^
http://i.imgur.com/IFwDm1C.jpg
*marks cag fucked* :cool:
TheLizardWhisperer
11-08-2014, 06:21 PM
Cag moved to texas to live with jon.
cagordon
11-08-2014, 07:04 PM
I've given Jon cag aids at least 5 or 6 times since wednesday.
cagordon
11-08-2014, 07:05 PM
perhaps i will give him more cag aids later.
m0nde
11-08-2014, 07:25 PM
stevey is going to come here and get very upset. i hope you're ahppy cag and jonn
cagordon
11-08-2014, 07:28 PM
mmonde is fat and forever alone lmao
cagordon
11-08-2014, 07:29 PM
^__^
Plug Drugs
11-08-2014, 07:47 PM
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Plug Drugs,
jon,
rubycalaber
make way for the president
cagordon
11-08-2014, 07:55 PM
are you high?
Plug Drugs
11-08-2014, 09:29 PM
are you high?
absolutely not
Plug Drugs
11-08-2014, 09:31 PM
no honestly i even quit smoking. only thing now is drinking ocassionally
rubycalaber
11-08-2014, 10:33 PM
http://i.imgur.com/IFwDm1C.jpg
*marks cag fucked* :cool:
dont leave a shovel on your bed you will get dirt stains on the sheets
rubycalaber
11-08-2014, 10:34 PM
no honestly i even quit smoking. only thing now is drinking ocassionally
how long have you been off them for? my mum always tries to quit but shes back on them within a month
steveyos YOLO
11-08-2014, 10:40 PM
With you for a son i can see why...
oh shit people replied. It's almost like having internet friends thanks guys.
But yeah I didn't say they where stupid I said they have fucked up brains. It's not their fault. Genetics man.
I figured it was a pretty good first post too. I'm basically and expert on women. I can give you all tips if you want.
If you are expert on women, would you date a deaf guy while he has good job and makes money?
However, the love cannot be bought.
http://i.imgur.com/IFwDm1C.jpg
*marks cag fucked* :cool:
jew nose, checked
timmy
11-09-2014, 01:36 AM
With you for a son i can see why...
:tarantino:
Oh wait, is that cag?
http://i.imgur.com/rgSo69W.jpg
You paid a plane ticket for cag to consolidate with you
I don't know why would do you that
I'm starting to feel very weird, my heart
m0nde
11-09-2014, 08:31 AM
cagsolidation
I don't fucking know how to stop this annoying feeling
I don't fucking know how to stop this annoying feeling
Since this feeling when I was betrayed by gush, I felt very weak and hopeless
steveyos YOLO
11-09-2014, 08:40 AM
Killing someone might make you feel better
m0nde
11-09-2014, 08:50 AM
Since this feeling when I was betrayed by gush, I felt very weak and hopelessjihad joshis right. you need to wait for cag to come baqck to california and then murder her .her blood will wash away your sadness
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11-09-2014, 09:01 AM
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.............................at least she isn't a negro.
No, I cannot kill cag BECAUSE i'm weakened, I don't think it's right to kill her
m0nde
11-09-2014, 09:21 AM
she betrayed to you how can you let that go?
I'm going to accept the reality, I'm not able to get new girlfriend FOREVER, it's over.
I'm pathetic.
StompleB
11-09-2014, 09:36 AM
cag is jon's bae?
m0nde
11-09-2014, 09:38 AM
don't feel like that because some girl treated you badly you are too good for her and you'll find soeone decent on okcupid one day you will fly someone to california and post pictures of her passed out but that person won't be a dirty sexually abused stripper
cagordon
11-09-2014, 09:42 AM
lmao monde is fat and forever alone ^__^
cagordon
11-09-2014, 09:42 AM
implying monde hasn't been friendzoned and rejected his whole life.
lmao monde is fat and forever alone ^__^
implying monde hasn't been friendzoned and rejected his whole life.
cag instantly realized how mean she just was; she had such a look of regret on her face just now
don't feel like that because some girl treated you badly you are too good for her and you'll find soeone decent on okcupid one day you will fly someone to california and post pictures of her passed out but that person won't be a dirty sexually abused stripper
Well...I just failed at life, I was trying very hard to her, but it's not going to happen, there no way to ask her my forgive.
m0nde
11-09-2014, 09:56 AM
you'll be okay, both you and she will be okay, but everyone knows who's the car wreck and who's the decent person
if this is real I fear it won't last, jon is a staunch conservative of alex jones proportions and cag is a stripper party girl from the left coast I predict there will be bad feelings on both sides by the time this is all over
StompleB
11-09-2014, 09:59 AM
http://i.imgur.com/6Qi4a9k.jpg
you'll be okay, both you and she will be okay, but everyone knows who's the car wreck and who's the decent person
But i mean to cag
m0nde
11-09-2014, 10:06 AM
oh she's fine, elezzzark (as good as she'll ever be). she isn;t even thinking about you or your feelings right now. don;t worry about her
rootbeer
11-09-2014, 10:08 AM
I'm starting to feel very weird, my heart
But she made a thread about me whe she was worried!
rootbeer
11-09-2014, 10:09 AM
Lmao
m0nde
11-09-2014, 10:10 AM
she was acting silly, behaving like cag
rootbeer
11-09-2014, 10:12 AM
cag and John are the same height
rootbeer
11-09-2014, 10:14 AM
Cag moved to texas to live with jon.
Why is there an epic troll where everyone fucks the girls teknorat talks to except teknorat
m0nde
11-09-2014, 10:18 AM
lol teknorat wedged into the convo, right in the pussy
cagordon
11-09-2014, 10:21 AM
Why is there an epic troll where everyone fucks the girls teknorat talks to except teknorat
Autistic Spectrum
11-09-2014, 11:28 AM
Skype planned forum trolls gone too far
lol teknorat wedged into the convo, right in the pussy
he was in total disbelief, decided it was a 10/10 troll because it couldn't be really happening, and then offered to assist with the troll, and then posted that
and only then did i get away from cag to my computer long enough to reiterate that that part of it is not a troll, cag is here, cag was marked fucked, itshappening.jpg
Autistic Spectrum
11-09-2014, 11:34 AM
if its not a troll - cag has alot of stds, and now you have the same std's
if it is a troll, - cag has alot of stds, and now you have the same std's
Autistic Spectrum
11-09-2014, 11:35 AM
cag is an unclean women, she's a flithy whore!!!
rootbeer
11-09-2014, 11:36 AM
if its not a troll - cag has alot of stds, and now you have the same std's
if it is a troll, - cag has alot of stds, and now you have the same std's
Yolo
cagordon
11-09-2014, 11:44 AM
rapey rootbeer
cagordon
11-09-2014, 11:44 AM
cag aids
if its not a troll - cag has alot of stds, and now you have the same std's
if it is a troll, - cag has alot of stds, and now you have the same std's
0 dmg 0 dmg 0 dmg 0 dmg 0 dmg 0 dmg 0 dmg 0 dmg 0 dmg 0 dmg
Jk, I pretended to be an idiot who could take a REAL METHOD, now I'm happy for Jon the serbian and bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig bushpigbushpigbushpigbushpig
I like cag, she tends to ramble on annoyingly a lot but that's pretty typical of women
cagordon
11-09-2014, 12:27 PM
Jon knows how to shut me up.
no he doesn't I doubt anyone does
timmy
11-09-2014, 01:41 PM
Surprised cag didnt go to michigsn tbh. Teknorat pulled a real big one on her
cagordon
11-09-2014, 02:15 PM
Surprised cag didnt go to michigsn tbh. Teknorat pulled a real big one on her
teknorat said i should trick you into coming to americaa because you would totally do it.
timmy
11-09-2014, 02:23 PM
Thats a big assumption
timmy
11-09-2014, 02:24 PM
I could get a very very pretty escort for the price of a plane ticket
timmy
11-09-2014, 02:24 PM
Or buy a new pro series fishing rod
timmy
11-09-2014, 02:24 PM
Or new spinner rims for my car
timmy
11-09-2014, 02:25 PM
Or an 8ball
Trust me, everything you said come from wal-mart
rootbeer
11-09-2014, 02:41 PM
I could get a very very pretty escort for the price of a plane ticket
Or even surgery for your debilitating Peyronie's disease
m0nde
11-09-2014, 03:54 PM
he was in total disbelief, decided it was a 10/10 troll because it couldn't be really happening, and then offered to assist with the troll, and then posted that
and only then did i get away from cag to my computer long enough to reiterate that that part of it is not a troll, cag is here, cag was marked fucked, itshappening.jpgyeah i showed him that picture on steam and he thought it was fake :D
steveyos YOLO
11-09-2014, 04:04 PM
Rooty stop obsessing over everyone's dicks you are gross :no:
cagordon
11-09-2014, 04:20 PM
tek is spazzing out about it on steam because no one consulted him ^__^
cagordon
11-09-2014, 04:20 PM
literally sending me psychotic messages lmao with ruby desperate for another megathread by inviting me to play dayz
timmy
11-09-2014, 04:35 PM
Or even surgery for your debilitating Peyronie's disease
Erectile dysfunction and premature nut busting must be a traumatic thibg to live with, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on im always here
Autistic Spectrum
11-09-2014, 04:39 PM
it sounds like alot of you have come down with a bad case of the cags, only cure is killing yourself while whipsering "cag's dead mom, cag's dead mom, cag's dead mom" , after you are done doing this you will be cured of the cags and your spirit will be able to move on
rootbeer
11-09-2014, 04:56 PM
Erectile dysfunction and premature nut busting must be a traumatic thibg to live with, if you ever need a shoulder to cry on im always here
Sorry I can't help you
rootbeer
11-09-2014, 04:57 PM
literally sending me psychotic messages lmao with ruby desperate for another megathread by inviting me to play dayz
Are you jons girlfriend now? I hope you two have fun together, my relationship from this forum didn't work out obviously
Dick Whisperer
11-09-2014, 05:10 PM
^lol look at this guy....dork^
Dick Whisperer
11-09-2014, 05:12 PM
I think Jon and Cag look super cute together and I hope it goes wonderful......positive life changes
cagordon
11-09-2014, 05:31 PM
I think Jon and Cag look super cute together and I hope it goes wonderful......positive life changes
^__^
timmy
11-09-2014, 05:34 PM
Are you jons girlfriend now? I hope you two have fun together, my relationship from this forum didn't work out obviously
Did you buy debbie a diamond and spend 30k of your parents funds on her yet?
Dick Whisperer
11-09-2014, 09:16 PM
Did you buy debbie a diamond and spend 30k of your parents funds on her yet?
Has he bought me diamond(s)? yes. with his parents money? no. He spoils me all the time even though I tell him not to, he's actually calm down a little bit with the spending (I am a penny pincher and I'm trying to teach him my ways) He gives me back rubs and candle lit massages, ( I love massages) and he's even been cooking for me little bit lately.
Dick Whisperer
11-09-2014, 09:20 PM
The little things that money can't buy are more important to me, The sweet gestures and things that come from the heart are what matters the most. :)
timmy
11-09-2014, 09:24 PM
Backup plan is a really romantic gesture :)
Dick Whisperer
11-09-2014, 09:45 PM
Backup plan is a really romantic gesture :)
Whatever, sorry your so miserable and can't stand to see others bettering themselves and becoming happy......get over it and try to quit hatin
Dick Whisperer
11-09-2014, 09:52 PM
Btw, I'm sure if he had it to do all over again, he wouldn't change the way things turned out......he did tell me today that he wished that he would have tried to talk to me sooner, before he went to Australia..... :)
debbie get on tinychat http://tinychat.com/rubynet
steveyos YOLO
11-09-2014, 10:15 PM
Rooty and his filthy lucre
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-09-2014, 10:16 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rgSo69W.jpg
wait that's cag
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-09-2014, 10:17 PM
loooooool
timmy
11-09-2014, 10:53 PM
Btw, I'm sure if he had it to do all over again, he wouldn't change the way things turned out......he did tell me today that he wished that he would have tried to talk to me sooner, before he went to Australia..... :)
Thats why you had to threaten to leave him and give him dozens of extra chances :rofl:
steveyos YOLO
11-09-2014, 11:00 PM
Jealous you can't find true love with a lady with 5 kids
timmy
11-09-2014, 11:19 PM
Jealous you can't find true love with a lady with 5 kids
Tfw no broken goods
timmy
11-09-2014, 11:20 PM
:feelsgood:
yeah i showed him that picture on steam and he thought it was fake :D
tek is spazzing out about it on steam because no one consulted him ^__^
literally sending me psychotic messages lmao with ruby desperate for another megathread by inviting me to play dayz
i just randomly thought of her one day, and how trolled she got by menstruation megathread, and bought her something off her steam wishlist to cheer her up
then we got to talking, rather than trolling each other by pretending to be a racist white supremacist and a commie pinko
so, yeah, thx teknorat
this thread was prepared in advance as a ruse, you have fallen for my ruse, there was no skyrim girlfriend,,,,,,,,,
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-10-2014, 08:14 AM
when is the vitafin/roflbrothel style sex tape coming out
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-10-2014, 08:16 AM
lol there have been more girl posters here who have been fucked irl by male members than not
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-10-2014, 08:21 AM
lets see
vitafin+roflbrothel
siburke+caz (in the mouth)
lolwhales+terrorbaby
rootbeer+lisa/dick whisperer
iwc+internut/pronoun
desolation+ruby
probably a few more I'm forgetting
the gay nigger dick online dating forum
steveyos YOLO
11-10-2014, 09:31 AM
Stevey + fanfare
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-10-2014, 09:42 AM
that mexican frontpage mod + that girl with the greasy forehead
vtechryan + vtechtammy
also pretty sure m0nde has had link locked up in his basement for the last few years
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-10-2014, 09:44 AM
ABER HAD SEX WITH CBERRY
and the doom zoy guy
Autistic Spectrum
11-10-2014, 09:59 AM
i fucked dadadan's mom a bunch of times and am his dad irl and have never paid child support once
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-10-2014, 11:17 AM
:mad:
rootbeer
11-10-2014, 11:27 AM
i just randomly thought of her one day, and how trolled she got by menstruation megathread, and bought her something off her steam wishlist to cheer her up
then we got to talking, rather than trolling each other by pretending to be a racist white supremacist and a commie pinko
so, yeah, thx teknorat
Hope it works out. I'm not going to say anything negative about it even though you guys put me on blast for the past year for dating a crazy chick. I hope you guys have lots of fun
Autistic Spectrum
11-10-2014, 11:45 AM
i hope she does not murder you or steall all oyur stuff jon gods speed
Hope it works out. I'm not going to say anything negative about it even though you guys put me on blast for the past year for dating a crazy chick. I hope you guys have lots of fun
i bought a $300 plane ticket, for a five day visit, for someone i'd talked to only in private, who came to me, and who cleans up after herself like a good guest. i have done long distance before, i have done internet-met before, i have done high school crush, i have done a half-dozen college hookups, i have picked up girls at parties and at bars and in classes. i have done as short as two weeks and as long as five years.
i am not going to reiterate your lisa trip to prove the difference but i hope that you can see why i don't feel even remotely like a hypocrite for that. that said, i appreciate that you are manning up plenty since then. but, if you have something funny to say, say it
Autistic Spectrum
11-10-2014, 12:38 PM
oh wait she's leaving after 5 days lol, u paid 300 dollors to fuck cag for 5 days that works out to like 23 bucksa a fuck which is at least half her going rate,,
rootbeer
11-10-2014, 01:36 PM
i bought a $300 plane ticket, for a five day visit, for someone i'd talked to only in private, who came to me, and who cleans up after herself like a good guest. i have done long distance before, i have done internet-met before, i have done high school crush, i have done a half-dozen college hookups, i have picked up girls at parties and at bars and in classes. i have done as short as two weeks and as long as five years.
i am not going to reiterate your lisa trip to prove the difference but i hope that you can see why i don't feel even remotely like a hypocrite for that. that said, i appreciate that you are manning up plenty since then. but, if you have something funny to say, say it
The funny thing I would say is that I'm the bigger man literally and figuratively, have a nice day ^__^
m0nde
11-10-2014, 02:26 PM
I have one thing to add
m0nde
11-10-2014, 02:27 PM
cag ho lz
Plug Drugs
11-10-2014, 02:33 PM
i hope she does not murder you or steall all oyur stuff jon gods speed
'god speed' is short for 'God speed your return', but I imagine "God's Speed" would be some intense shit that'd be pretty good too
Autistic Spectrum
11-10-2014, 02:44 PM
i am taking the fedrora back for all of us irl gentleman,,, fuck the interent ,, it's a nice hat
rubycalaber
11-10-2014, 02:58 PM
literally sending me psychotic messages lmao with ruby desperate for another megathread by inviting me to play dayz
this is my stake in this and all things, getting material for megathreads
Camoron
11-10-2014, 03:37 PM
if you have something funny to say, say it
i never have anything funny to say
Autistic Spectrum
11-10-2014, 03:55 PM
i'm alaways quick with a joke, or a light for your smoke
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-10-2014, 04:19 PM
lets see
vitafin+roflbrothel
siburke+caz (in the mouth)
lolwhales+terrorbaby
rootbeer+lisa/dick whisperer
iwc+internut/pronoun
desolation+ruby
probably a few more I'm forgetting
the gay nigger dick online dating forum
this guy and this girl who I don't remember at all
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/alstopace/Archive/2ahccps.jpg
Autistic Spectrum
11-10-2014, 04:21 PM
jayalmalal and spunky ali
Autistic Spectrum
11-10-2014, 04:22 PM
jafaklafal and spuinky ali are 3rd teir backround posters tho,, this is cag of lisa codey cag fame and jon of the rubynet admin team, these are middle tear posters having sex irl, this shit has to stop and it has to stop right fucking now
steveyos YOLO
11-10-2014, 05:14 PM
Ramen and bobhughes
rubycalaber
11-10-2014, 05:17 PM
this guy and this girl who I don't remember at all
http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k300/alstopace/Archive/2ahccps.jpg
I made a cum sign of this on her request in like 2005 (so technically this is child pornography)
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use/heybbssp.jpg~original
timmy
11-10-2014, 05:30 PM
ruby you are under citizen arerst under the law of the queen
timmy
11-10-2014, 05:31 PM
in the name of the commonwealth and the queen i am going to have to sieze your forum, email me your password
KKKody
11-10-2014, 05:50 PM
thats not very much cum ruby either you jerk off way too much or you have to narrow urethra like hank hill :hankler:
EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34
11-10-2014, 05:55 PM
:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::gig gle::giggle:
http://i.imgur.com/1JaYgCo.png
EPSONdkfhbsdjfeuiwfbeuwpqofbupiweqbfuioweqbnfo9webgpiuwqebgp9uqhwet-08u4280tu43890tu8435034u8ew0th34
11-10-2014, 05:56 PM
:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::gig gle::giggle::giggle:
http://i.imgur.com/pMmwRkk.jpg
KKKody
11-10-2014, 05:58 PM
thats nice faggot i'm glad you enjoy making fake semen on men's faces you're attracted to but i don't swing that way.
KKKody
11-10-2014, 05:59 PM
If i did i'd have flown to scotland and sucked ruby off by now.
rubycalaber
11-10-2014, 06:18 PM
thats not very much cum ruby either you jerk off way too much or you have to narrow urethra like hank hill :hankler:
I was only 14 lmao
rubycalaber
11-10-2014, 06:18 PM
I have only just hit puberty in the last few weeks
Autistic Spectrum
11-10-2014, 06:21 PM
that has to be child porn idk the exaft laws of child cum better get clay the child porn interent lawyer in here to go over recent case law
rubycalaber
11-10-2014, 06:30 PM
need ramens lawyer to help me out
KKKody
11-10-2014, 06:32 PM
oh god its dual cp itt *runs*
Gentleman Doli
11-10-2014, 07:07 PM
i just randomly thought of her one day, and how trolled she got by menstruation megathread, and bought her something off her steam wishlist to cheer her up
then we got to talking, rather than trolling each other by pretending to be a racist white supremacist and a commie pinko
so, yeah, thx teknorat
m0nde... yuou know what yo need to do
KKKody
11-10-2014, 07:21 PM
http://www.movpins.com/big/MV5BMjI0MDUzNDY5Ml5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTcwOTUyMjY0NA/still-of-adam-sandler-in-the-wedding-singer-(1998)-large-picture.jpg
PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST
11-10-2014, 10:04 PM
http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=93&dateline=1415670307
m0nde
11-11-2014, 08:03 AM
i added dandadd to a Facebook game once and he filled his island with chests in the shape of a giant swastika
rootbeer
11-11-2014, 11:31 AM
do you even play my singing monsters bro?
Antisera
11-11-2014, 07:42 PM
treating women like pieces of meat
He might have more luck with a hooker if he actually asked a real hooker(ugh, that word sounds so mean). He clearly thinks that anything with a vagina on a dating site is a hooker, though.
Poopalew
11-11-2014, 07:57 PM
i added dandadd to a Facebook game once and he filled his island with chests in the shape of a giant swastika
Although Jim was usually the one who got fucked today he walked.
m0nde
11-11-2014, 07:58 PM
do you even play my singing monsters bro?
im playing it on my phone
Poopalew
11-11-2014, 08:00 PM
im playing it on my phone
<h1>Hi<br>Noam?
TheElJoe
11-13-2014, 11:29 PM
so this thread was fake? what a dick i was really trying to help you
Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2014, 11:30 PM
stop opening up old wounds eljoe
cagordon
11-13-2014, 11:31 PM
:giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::giggle::gig gle::giggle::giggle:
http://i.imgur.com/pMmwRkk.jpg
omg grossssssssssss
TheElJoe
11-13-2014, 11:39 PM
i will pick the scab of this bullshit until it forms a scar. jon lost the trust of a random internet person with this
what a jerk
Autistic Spectrum
11-13-2014, 11:40 PM
the whole community has to suffer for what, ugh
TheElJoe
11-13-2014, 11:43 PM
i can't believe this happened i don't get on here for like a week and my whole rubynet world came tumbling down. idk if i can believe any of you anymore
urkles girlfriend
08-02-2015, 07:10 PM
http://i.imgur.com/rgSo69W.jpg
Nuffy
08-02-2015, 08:16 PM
Oh damn... he's a little bitch of a man.
I thought you'd dig a bigger kind of dude.
GrossNipples
08-02-2015, 08:26 PM
Like Me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?t=50&v=pBEC2Wt_14w
NotHowdy
08-02-2015, 08:43 PM
Oh damn... he's a little bitch of a man.
I thought you'd dig a bigger kind of dude.
At least her pointy witch chin makes up for his lack of. He's got quite the bird beak, too.
Can't believe she bragged about this guy. Must be the awesome Tom fro my myspace sideburns.
http://i57.tinypic.com/24zivxj.jpg
Lisa Battery
08-02-2015, 08:47 PM
You jelly howdy?
Tom from myspace gets all the bitches
NotHowdy
08-02-2015, 08:54 PM
You'll always be in my Top 8
Lisa Battery
08-02-2015, 08:56 PM
Heh, so that's like once a month on the rotation?
let me see what I can schedual
urkles girlfriend
08-02-2015, 09:05 PM
Oh damn... he's a little bitch of a man.
I thought you'd dig a bigger kind of dude.
im tiny so hes bigger than me no matter what. Im 5'3
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