This is clearly the Lisa and OB forum

[Lady Killmonger]

every second thread and post is basically about one of us

the exciting lives you lead

[Howard Dean]

yeh ok

[sup bros]

well, in this fast-paced world of technology, it's good to ground yourself in activities with others.

[Camoron]

nobody really psots aobut OB that much anymre

[Camoron]

well, in this fast-paced world of technology, it's good to ground yourself in activities with others.

yes i want to very much but i dont know what to do can you help me find activities to do in my area

[Howard Dean]

could you read us a story about the :lizard: battery

[Camoron]

perhaps there is a cockroach eating competition i can partake in :hmm:

[sup bros]

perhaps there is a cockroach eating competition i can partake in :hmm:

the chakats will be in your area very soon, sir!

[Camoron]

i had to google that and i closed the tab after that

[Howard Dean]

run!

[lnopia the great]

got a hair cut and bought new indoor soccer shoes but the field now apparently upgraded their turf to indoor outdoor so i gotta return them but i can use new cleats anyway then i smoked a bowl and playin a exhibation game cya

[Camoron]

dude your going to make me cry here

[sex with dead people]

every second thread and post is basically about one of us

the exciting lives you lead

Leave Howard Dean alone you sick bitch.

[DrHundos]

every second thread and post is basically about one of us

the exciting lives you lead

fuck u Tidus

[Howard Dean]

:frogsiren:

[blumpkin blownuts]

im a habitual coffee drinker now, before i drank it maybe 4-5 times since i was a baby but when i was a baby i had half-coffee-half-formalu

[blumpkin blownuts]

i like my coffee black & sweet because theres no such thing otherwise (except camoron)

[plusle riot]

i like my coffee black just like my metal ahueuehue

[Lady Killmonger]

fuck u TidusTidus?

[DrHundos]

Tidus?

https://dl.dropbox.com/u/3016793/pyjamas2.jpg
http://images.mylot.com/userImages/images/postphotos/2149780.jpg
https://dl.dropbox.com/u/1346545/photoshop/lisa.png

[Lady Killmonger]

LOL!

[DrHundos]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=LcVkjejnOok#!

[lnopia the great]

well we got raped at the soccer game but it doesnt count anyway so props i want to fuck every girl on the team well see what happens

[Camoron]

i like my coffee black & sweet because theres no such thing otherwise (except camoron)

this is pretty fucking GAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

[blumpkin blownuts]

what man your a sweet ddue (no homo)

[blumpkin blownuts]

ur also the only black still posting

[Lady Killmonger]

big black one

[Lady Killmonger]

big black oneCamoron can I call you this?

[Camoron]

drhundos is black

[Camoron]

Camoron can I call you this?

you could but youd be disappointed

[blumpkin blownuts]

drhundos is black

he's sweet too but you're a bigtime swetheart

[DrHundos]

I'm not black

[flaglerchap]

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/1/17/Dr_hudson's_secret_journal.jpg

[flaglerchap]

There are currently 5 users browsing this thread. (3 members and 2 guests)
flaglerchap,
Dr Phil Hudson,
maks

[Lady Killmonger]

you could but youd be disappointed:(

[maks]

dr hundos can't be black he's a doctor

subtly baiting whatshisface into mentioning stormfront again

[sup bros]

He could be a veterinarian

[DrHundos]

He could be a veterinarian

the last time the veterinarians guild (im a member of that too) let some filthy nigger in he sodomized a monkey and we ended up with AIDS

[sup bros]

whoa, whoa, since when do we start using the word "monkey" around here. you really need to watch it.

[Lady Killmonger]

you could be mistaken for thinking 90% of the posters here are in the KKK

[sup bros]

no, i just don't think we need to bring the poor monkeys into this, that's all.

[DrHundos]

you could be mistaken for thinking 90% of the posters here are in the KKK

i am

[Lady Killmonger]

racists

I try to express my amazement @ black people by exclaiming, "big black one" on each encounter

[DrHundos]

racists

I try to express my amazement @ black people by exclaiming, "big black one" on each encounter

gross what if one tries to mate with you

[Lady Killmonger]

and by looking at their pants like this....
http://i.imgur.com/Kx9IW.jpg

[sup bros]

and then....

[sex with dead people]

Good afternoon Melissa.

[Lady Killmonger]

A big black tranny cock ruining their holes is their fantasy!mine too

[Lexi Persimmons]

this is not the black lisa and tranny forum. you must remove yourself from the premises and
never come back.

[Lady Killmonger]

Go back to :lizard: forum Bitchface!that would make sense

did you know that bitchface is fat?

[Lexi Persimmons]

Go back to :lizard: forum Bitchface!

WTF are you blabbing on about?

show us those thunder thighs.

[Lady Killmonger]

Post a pic. Dox is allowed here unlike on :lizard: forum. You know it will make these losers butthurt to see their dox posted and not be able to do a damn thing about it.never saved it

just saw a pic of what looks like a beached whale with her flab sagging out of the bikini she was trying to wear

[blumpkin blownuts]

get buffalo belle to post here she looks like shes pleasantly plump

[Lexi Persimmons]

Post a pic. Dox is allowed here unlike on :lizard: forum. You know it will make these losers butthurt to see their dox posted and not be able to do a damn thing about it.

ohhhh you're fucking vindick-tive. thunder thighs.

[Lady Killmonger]

ohhhh you're fucking vindick-tive. thunder thighs.look at yourself

[Lexi Persimmons]

look at yourself


i bet you're chewing on your toe nails right now.

filthy little animal.

[Lady Killmonger]

i bet you're chewing on your toe nails right now.

filthy little animal.I'm rolling a joint

which is what I'm usually doing when I'm not currently smoking one

[blumpkin blownuts]

I'm rolling a joint

which is what I'm usually doing when I'm not currently smoking one

nice life ya got there.

i thought pet store careers were important enough to drug-screen applicants apparently not

[Lady Killmonger]

nice life ya got there.

i thought pet store careers were important enough to drug-screen applicants apparently notphahahaha

I can afford to smoke 50 joints and still be smarter than you

[blumpkin blownuts]

yeah just keep parroting your bullshit with no proof

[Lady Killmonger]

you realise that "parroting" means to repeat back what someone else has said right?

[maks]

yes smart people always work in retail

[Lady Killmonger]

I've sold parrots I know what I'm talking about

[DrHundos]

how can you bear the burden on your conscience
parrots are the worst fucking pets, all they do is scream and bite my life is miserable because of mine, i have thought about killing myself becauase of it

[Lady Killmonger]

I don't sleep well at night

[blumpkin blownuts]

come on lisa show us youre smart

[blumpkin blownuts]

you sell pets, so do you know anything about microbiology?

[Lady Killmonger]

you sell pets, so do you know anything about microbiology?a bit

my father was a microbiologist

[blumpkin blownuts]

A section of a protein chain is as follows:
-N-Pro-X-Val-N-
What is X, given the following dihedral angles (starting at proline and moving right)?
φ1 is +60º, φ2 is 180º, ψ1 is -60º, ψ2 is 0º, ω1 is 0º, ω2 is 180º

[blumpkin blownuts]

and no fair asking your dad (though he would laugh)

[blumpkin blownuts]

you have the burn-time of a cigarette to answer or pick a new subject. no time for a computer model

[sup bros]

yes smart people always work in retail

i've met some very intelligent people working in retail.

[Desolation]

this is clearly the fag and unfunny forum

[sup bros]

clearly

[Lexi Persimmons]

A section of a protein chain is as follows:
-N-Pro-X-Val-N-
What is X, given the following dihedral angles (starting at proline and moving right)?
φ1 is +60º, φ2 is 180º, ψ1 is -60º, ψ2 is 0º, ω1 is 0º, ω2 is 180º




i would fuck bob hughes. that turned me on.

[blumpkin blownuts]

i would fuck me too :batting: and im not even into guys
im waiting until lisa gets thrown out for good so i can post my new pics in my super-rare convertible without her coming on to me

[blumpkin blownuts]

hey lisa you got an answer yet? here's a hint, the dihedrals don't even matter for this question.... they were to set up the next part in case you surprised me with a right answer

[Lady Killmonger]

i would fuck bob hughes. that turned me on.I don't know who bob hughes is and random trivia rarely arouses me

[Howard Dean]

bob hughes lived in a van down by the river

[sup bros]

if Killmonger can't answer this, does that mean Blumpkin is a winner?

[Desolation]

Lisa are we gonna skype date or what

[blumpkin blownuts]

bob hughes lived in a van down by the river

ya a rape van


if Killmonger can't answer this, does that mean Blumpkin is a winner?

it means im at least smart enough to research wiki 3 mins for an answer and lisa is as least smart enough to scoop up puppy shit


I don't know who bob hughes is and random trivia rarely arouses me

it's not trivia, it's a good exam problem and its been reduced to freshman-level bio for you. i am definitely not trying to arouse you... ew

[Lady Killmonger]

Lisa are we gonna skype date or whatlol

do you have msn?

[sup bros]

mmmmm puppy shit

[maks]

i've met some very intelligent people working in retail.

if they're so smart why are they making minimum wage?

[DrHundos]

if they're so smart why are they making minimum wage?

not everything is about money maybe some people just want to be helpful..

[Howard Dean]

Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!

[sup bros]

if they're so smart why are they making minimum wage?

i don't know, you'd have to ask them.

[blumpkin blownuts]

ok lisa - how about some simple math?
a big fat petstore goldfish lives in a tank that measures 1.0m x 0.4m x 0.5m
assume negligible volume for the goldfish.

if the fish can produce 20cc of shit every day,
and you can scoop 3cc of shit every day with ur little scoop net,
how many days does it take for the tank to fill with fish shit?

[sup bros]

fivety two!

[Lady Killmonger]

Dental plan!

Lisa needs braces!I had braces when I was 14 and I made them take them off after a year, I don't think I'd do it

but I have a dentist appointment to get my cavities filled

[blumpkin blownuts]

it would be cheaper if you brushed, captain disgusto

[sup bros]

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-MmLyZvsPcIk/TccR4j0_oLI/AAAAAAAAH4k/QmzzIolhO48/s1600/fantasy+leg+braces.jpg

[Lady Killmonger]

I've got a new wisdom tooth growing too, a top one, the other top one grew a year or two ago and I already got it pulled out

no sign of my bottom wisdom teeth though yet

[maks]

not everything is about money maybe some people just want to be helpful..

I refuse to believe that


i don't know, you'd have to ask them.

Don't need to, already know the answer. It's because they're stupid.

[Howard Dean]

boys go to jupiter to get stupider

girls go to venus to get more penis

[blumpkin blownuts]

I've got a new wisdom tooth growing too, a top one, the other top one grew a year or two ago and I already got it pulled out

no sign of my bottom wisdom teeth though yet

wow, just wow
on the bright side maybe your tits are still growing too

[Lady Killmonger]

maks thinks he's rich and works in a really smart job

[sup bros]

Don't need to, already know the answer. It's because they're stupid.

damn, you could write for cracked with a wit that sharp.

[Howard Dean]

:chrishansen:

[Lady Killmonger]

wow, just wow
on the bright side maybe your tits are still growing toothey grow and shrink a bit depending on how much fat I gather over them but not as much as my bum, my bum can get fat

[blumpkin blownuts]

lisa can't answer either of my accelerated high-school level problems and now she doesnt talk to me
quick everyone stump her with easy exam questions and she'll stop posting altogether

[Lady Killmonger]

damn, you could write for cracked with a wit that sharp.lol

[blumpkin blownuts]

they grow and shrink a bit depending on how much fat I gather over them but not as much as my bum, my bum can get fat

i guess some curves are better than none. also if you're stumped you at least have to stump me back if you want anyone to think you're smart enough to even hold a pet shoppe job

[Lady Killmonger]

lisa can't answer either of my accelerated high-school level problems and now she doesnt talk to me
quick everyone stump her with easy exam questions and she'll stop posting altogetheryour random trivia questions are stupid and uninteresting

and your incessant begging for my attention is even more so

[sup bros]

does killmonger work at ye olde pette shoppe?

[blumpkin blownuts]

maks thinks he's rich and works in a really smart job

pretty sure maks actually is rich, or at least on track to be

[Howard Dean]

how much juice have you had today lisa

[DrHundos]

they grow and shrink a bit depending on how much fat I gather over them but not as much as my bum, my bum can get fat

:iia:

[blumpkin blownuts]

your random trivia questions are stupid and uninteresting

and your incessant begging for my attention is even more so

typical crying from a one-upped babybrain
and linear algebra has no comparison to trivia

[juji]

OB and Lisa are useful resources for the standard posters who could earn the laughs, otherwise without them, there no comedy now.

[blumpkin blownuts]

monde is the only person here that can stump me
excluding computer science, quite a few here could stump me in that area

[Lady Killmonger]

how much juice have you had today lisaonly chai tea with soy milk and joints.

[sup bros]

BLUMPKIN!

Q:How many roads must a man walk down?

[Desolation]

lol

do you have msn?

no i've joined 2012

[maks]

damn, you could write for cracked with a wit that sharp.

nothing funny about the truth

[Lady Killmonger]

I'LL EAT THE APPLE PIE!!!!!

[blumpkin blownuts]

do you really smoke pot that is soooo edge

[Howard Dean]

y

[blumpkin blownuts]

BLUMPKIN!

Q:How many roads must a man walk down?

half of them?
the other half he walks up

[Lady Killmonger]

no i've joined 2012skype is such a pain for me

will you show me your tits or anything?

[Desolation]

i'll be making the demands. IF deserving, i'll reward you.

[blumpkin blownuts]

lisa if you're so smart you pick the subject
i'm starting to get sick of your lies

[Lady Killmonger]

i'll be making the demands. IF deserving, i'll reward you.I see

well you can see about that

what are your demands?

[blumpkin blownuts]

shoe on head

[Howard Dean]

lisa went in for the kiss, but deso decided to show her who was boss. "Bend over," she whispered. lisa then realized things were about to get real frisky! Meow! Meow!