i got hired as a security guard at a strip club... i think

[Camoron]

the guy said i had the jkob and he would call the next day... that was thursday night.. ive called and left two messages now and havent heard from him so idk :buff:

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.........................gay strip club really? doesn't count cause only fags go there.

[juji]

Maybe he went to investigate your background check

[Camoron]

should i go into the club and see whats up they open in an hour

[rootbeer]

Yes

[rootbeer]

Asked to be paid in singles

[Camoron]

cag says i should go there and see whats going on, what do u guys think?

[KKKody]

should i go into the club and see whats up they open in an hour

gotta show you want the job, also most dudes that run strip joints do coke so you might have caught him high when he said yes and he changed his mind later...

[jon]

guess you gotta show up to get any work done, what's the worst that can happen, plus you'll be at a strip club

[Camoron]

i dont want to pay a cover charge though

[KKKody]

just say i'm here for my interview. chances make champions

[m0nde]

why would you not go?

[lnopia the great]

are you trying to impress cag

[Camoron]

I went in and they said he was in a meeting and the guy at the door said he just interviewed yesterday and started today so idk

[jon]

f-f-f-f-friendzoned at the stripclub

[Camoron]

well they were hiring a bunch of people but this fucker should have called me

[Camoron]

I'm fuming with anger over this

[lnopia the great]

that sucks bro that would have been a sweet job

[lnopia the great]

what was the pay

[Camoron]

I dont know he literally never told me any of that he just said he would call me to schedule me and stuff it sounded like I had the position so who knows

[rootbeer]

When in doubt whip it out

[m0nde]

I went in and they said he was in a meeting and the guy at the door said he just interviewed yesterday and started today so idk
fucking bullshit. should have followed up as fast as you could. sorry man. oh well.

[steveyos YOLO]

cag says i should go there and see whats going on, what do u guys think?

I think you should to stop talking to that stupid bitch

[lnopia the great]

cag we need more pussy pics from you, it was a very pretty pussy :posting:

[m0nde]

my keyboard corrects vag to vag Every time it is ironic and from now on if it does that I am going go leave it be

[Camoron]

fucking bullshit. should have followed up as fast as you could. sorry man. oh well.

i texted/called him the next day after waiting for him to call me

[Camoron]

didnt realize i needed to follow up since he b asically told me I had the job

maybe i still do

who knows
i dont

who cares
i dont

[m0nde]

forget that job now. move on. but move fast when you hear something next time don't wait for them to follow up, etc.

[Camoron]

uh i literally called him like 12 hours later m0nde how much fuckign faster do you think Is hould move should I call him the same day and harass him!??

[Camoron]

it doesnt really matter anyways, i had two other job interviews last week and I'll probably be offered at least one, I have another interview on Tuesday and all of the jobs are full time an dprobably pay better than being a bouncer at the titty bar, i just wanted to work at a strip club couse it sounds NUTS

[m0nde]

uh i literally called him like 12 hours later m0nde how much fuckign faster do you think Is hould move should I call him the same day and harass him!??yes, ask him if you can come over right now and if you can see what the club is like, etc. get your ass in there. that isn't some formal job at an office, you move like the other guy did. he was at the club, signed whatever papers were necessary and got the job right then and there.

[Camoron]

its hard to ask him when he doesnt take your phone calls or return your messages

[m0nde]

it doesnt really matter anyways, i had two other job interviews last week and I'll probably be offered at least one, I have another interview on Tuesday and all of the jobs are full time an dprobably pay better than being a bouncer at the titty bar, i just wanted to work at a strip club couse it sounds NUTSif you had worked there, you could have offered cag some plafe to work when you brought here to mi from california

[Camoron]

also the interview was at 8 Pm he told me he'd call me the next day and get me scheduled in and he never did. :shrug:

[m0nde]

its hard to ask him when he doesnt take your phone calls or return your messageswhat's hard about just showing up at the club?

[m0nde]

it doesnt really matter anyways, i had two other job interviews last week and I'll probably be offered at least one, I have another interview on Tuesday and all of the jobs are full time an dprobably pay better than being a bouncer at the titty bar, i just wanted to work at a strip club couse it sounds NUTSother jobs are prob better anyway. what're you going to at those?

[Camoron]

i did that yesterday, he was "in a meeting" and unable to see me so I left

obviously he doesnt want to hire me, maybe its cause i listed "wrestling" as a skill on my application

[Camoron]

i also got a flat fucking tire on my way over there and had to stop and change it in the pouring rain

I went through hell to go see this guy and he wouldnt see me

[m0nde]

what an asshole you should get a mexican to assassinate him

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[the president of sex]

what an asshole you should get a mexican to assassinate him



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[Autistic Spectrum]

IT'S REALLY WERID A MANGER OF A STRIP CLUB IS SHADY AND LIES TO PEOPLE WHO WOULD HAVE EVER THOUGHT THAT ABOUT STRIP CLUB MANGERS,,

[Garfield]

you should always wit at least two days after getting a number

[Autistic Spectrum]

i bet you have to mop up the jizz in the private rooms at the end of your shift

[Autistic Spectrum]

jizz mopper looks real good on your job experience

[KKKody]

cag could refer you to the local peppermint penis club and get you a job

[Gentleman Doli]

DOES NO ONE ELSE THINK ITS FUNY THAT CAMORON PURSUES A JOB AS STRIP CLUB BOUNCER, IN THE CONTEXT OF HIS PAST INTERNET PURSUITS

[Gentleman Doli]

i didntt read tihs thread i jsut wanted 2 point out the obsvious

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag littlery told him to apply at the strip clubs around him to be a bouncer,, he's getting carrer tips from cag

[Gentleman Doli]

im goign to tell my alcoholic dad to give cag a call, for some sobriety tips.

[KKKody]

i can get you a job tomorrow cam but the pay isn't what you'd expect. you'll just be sweeping floors in airplane hangars with a lot of mexicans.

[KKKody]

si habla espaniol a +

[Camoron]

DOES NO ONE ELSE THINK ITS FUNY THAT CAMORON PURSUES A JOB AS STRIP CLUB BOUNCER, IN THE CONTEXT OF HIS PAST INTERNET PURSUITS

i think its hilarious

[Camoron]

thats why im posting about it, and not about all the other palces i applied to like sprint, verizon, various it companies, aarons, et.c.

[Camoron]

i am pretty gododamn mad that the guy hasnt called me, or whatever, why not? the interivew went really well, and he said he could use someone with IT knoweldge, around here, and stuff. i dont understand ???

[m0nde]

well you said he's not a fan of rasslin or something

[steveyos YOLO]

Send him a link to this forum so we can be mean to him for you

[Garfield]

thats why im posting about it, and not about all the other palces i applied to like sprint, verizon, various it companies, aarons, et.c.

have you tried monster.com?

[m0nde]

this is what i'm talking about. no clue why tim isn[t doing this

JUNIOR IT SUPPORT ANALYST - PR/COMMS AGENCY ($50K-$60K inc super)
Hausmann Group - Sydney NSW
Hausmann Communications is an independent PR/Communications agency specialising in large consumer brands. With around 50 people currently (and growing) we have a (newly created) need for a junior IT person to support our on-site IT Manager.

This is a wonderful opportunity for an adaptable and flexible budding IT guru to work in a creative and fun environment in our wonderful Paddington offices in Sydney’s Eastern Suburbs. You’ll be under the wing – and personally trained by – our long-standing IT head honcho who is keen to scale back on trying to be all things to all people. He will personally train this person and happily identify external training modules they can attend to up skill and ultimately reach their full potential. We are happy to invest in appropriate training on behalf of this person.

We celebrate our 25th anniversary next year confirming our position as one of Australia’s most successful, largest and longest-standing PR agencies. This role promises a unique environment in a culture with a collaborative and creative vibe. Some of the (relevant/techy) brands we represent include Sony, Nickelodeon, Amaysim, DUV and this person will have access/exposure to new trends and technology – right at their fingertips!

Tasks:
• Manage and take ownership of support requests via IT ticketing system.
• Be an expert in our systems in order to provide superior support (training/mentor provided).
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• Set up, maintain, and troubleshoot Windows and Mac OS – desktop and notebook computers.
• Set up, maintain, and troubleshoot tablets and mobile hardware (iOS, Android, & Windows).
• Install and configure software and apply updates.
• Administer a Microsoft server environment (training/mentoring provided).
• Set up and configure printers, scanners, and other peripherals.
• Maintain and troubleshoot video conference, telephony & media centre facilities in boardrooms.
• Document issue resolution – build FAQ’s – recommendations and document internal policies & procedures.
• Maintain inventory of all hardware and software resources and parts.
• Maintain excellent communication with all end users.
• Team player attitude.
• Work with outside vendors as needed.
• Execute other IT assigned tasks as delegated.

Personal attributes:
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• Be proactive, patient, and adaptable.
• Work well under pressure.
• Willing to travel, occasionally.
• Driver’s license and vehicle desirable.
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• Great interpersonal and communication skills and a desire to help and make a positive difference to busy teams.

Experience:
• At least 1 year experience in a tech support role.
• Some formal “entry level” IT training. Preferably with Microsoft.
• Interested in MCSE qualification and further development.
• Some Mac OSX/iOS experience.
• Some Android experience very desirable.
• Basic networking knowledge. TCPIP/Switches/Internet (training/mentoring supplied)

Paddington, Sydney 2021 Hausmann Group

[juji]

Tim doesn't use mac osx

[Garfield]

tim has test anxiety

[steveyos YOLO]

Tim has multiple anal tears

[lnopia the great]

no more tears

[KKKody]

preperation h(ealz)

[Camoron]

oh well back to m0ndecalaber.com

[Camoron]

M0ndecalaber, if I am applying to jobs in other aread shpuld I take address ogf my resume so thye dont see that I live somewhere else? Also shpuld I list my last two jobs on my resume in tech support even though I was at them for a combined total of abput 5 months???

[Camoron]

I left the first one for more money and then got fired from the second one rofl

[m0nde]

just put willing to relocate. spin your other jobs as you wish and don't put irrelevant information on any resume target that shit to the job you're applying for