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Plug Drugs
09-19-2014, 06:46 AM
short guys spend their entire lives envious of tall people, and have to find ways to compensate - such as buying gay clothes
they get good at knowing all about gay clothes, and own/manage clothes stores/departments.
They then reap their opportunity to get revenge, and limit all sizes to short people sizes so tall people have no where to buy clothes

I have size 14 feet. Now, years ago, they carried fourteens everywhere.
Now, I was lucky to find ONE pair of size fourteens, and low and behold, its not an actual 14. The end of the inside of the shoe is fucking pointed inward, which means they were designed for short people with small feet to wear so they can pretend they have big feet and a big cock

its a conspiracy

Lisa
09-19-2014, 06:48 AM
No what is stupid is putting the smallest sizes on the top shelf which happens a fair bit, the smallest sizes are on the top shelf and the biggest sizes are on the bottom shelf and I can't even reach the small jeans.

That's stupid. I'm looking at you Jeans West, you fucking idiots.

Plug Drugs
09-19-2014, 04:49 PM
lol valid point lisa, valid point

Coon Hound
11-13-2014, 09:08 AM
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jon
11-13-2014, 11:41 AM
lol valid point lisa, valid point

cagordon
11-13-2014, 11:49 AM
I'm short and this thread offends me.

rootbeer
11-13-2014, 11:55 AM
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Camoron
11-13-2014, 01:50 PM
wish plugdrugs had killed himself one of those 204254 times he pretended to do it

maks
11-13-2014, 05:51 PM
wish plugdrugs had killed himself one of those 204254 times he pretended to do it