there comes a time in every man's life when they ask themselves "what the fuck is in Vermont???"

[Plug Drugs]

and they google it to find the answer "nothing. nothing is in vermont."

[rubycalaber]

Vermont is one of those states I'd never be able to remember if I tried to name all 50 of them

along with Delaware, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, and for some reason I thought Wisconsin and Illinois were cities in canada

I've heard of all these places before but they are so lame they register in my mind as "some city in north america" rather than a state, I guess the north east of america is just boring as fuck since its basically that little tiny cluster of states where nothing ever happens and if it wasnt for stevey I would think Rhode Island was an actual like independent island state in south america or something

[jon]

its terrible and right now it's windy and rainy and cold and pretty soon it will be covered in slush and mud

[ascii_genitals]

every single person i have met from vermont has been a pothead since middle school or earlier

[blumpkin blownuts]

^and usually a drunk too

[blumpkin blownuts]

oops dbl post

[sup bros]

I believe that Bob Newhart's bed and breakfast are in vermont as well as Larry, Darryl, and their other brother Darryl.

[plusle riot]

i once roadraged the shit out of someone with vermont plates, they were doing 20mph and pulled into the exit of a gas station after i sat on the horn for what seemed an eternity . they shook their fist at me. the nerve

[sup bros]

i once roadraged the shit out of someone with vermont plates, they were doing 20mph and pulled into the exit of a gas station after i sat on the horn for what seemed an eternity . they shook their fist at me. the nerve

instead of acting like a puss, why not follow them to their destination and beat the shit out of them?

[skrizach]

Vermont is one of those states I'd never be able to remember if I tried to name all 50 of them

along with Delaware, Maine, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, Vermont, and for some reason I thought Wisconsin and Illinois were cities in canada

I've heard of all these places before but they are so lame they register in my mind as "some city in north america" rather than a state, I guess the north east of america is just boring as fuck since its basically that little tiny cluster of states where nothing ever happens and if it wasnt for stevey I would think Rhode Island was an actual like independent island state in south america or something

man I just moved to the northeast and it is shitty as hell up here. I mean it's okay, the scenery is nice, but the cities are shit and the people are horrible assholes.

[m0nde]

could have beat them down when they stopped at the gas station with her roller skates

[plusle riot]

i had somewhere to be, i was in a hurry hence me chimping out behind the wheel

[sup bros]

Excuses are the nails used to build a house of failure.

[plusle riot]

i actually looked around my car for any possible weapons and all i had was a left handed boomerang a friend bought me at the ulster county fair on the floor in the backseat, and i'm not even left handed

[sup bros]

i actually looked around my car for any possible weapons and all i had was a left handed boomerang a friend bought me at the ulster county fair on the floor in the backseat, and i'm not even left handed

like i said...

[m0nde]

could have slapped them in the face with your goat-skin posting gloves

[skrizach]

I prefer deerskin gloves, you get a better durability with a nice tactile response.

[sup bros]

if not latex, it's gotta be lambskin.

[plusle riot]

like i said...

i don't like the cut of yoru jib


could have slapped them in the face with your goat-skin posting gloves


I prefer deerskin gloves, you get a better durability with a nice tactile response.

i will look into that, those lamb skin ones got torn up to shit every drycleaner refused to clean them saying they'd pretty much fall apart so i just bought another pair (same yellow ones)

[sup bros]

my jib is uncut. like god intended.

[skrizach]

i will look into that, those lamb skin ones got torn up to shit every drycleaner refused to clean them saying they'd pretty much fall apart so i just bought another pair (same yellow ones)

I use the deerskin for work and they hold up pretty well. I usually get about a month out of a pair, which is pretty good. I usually get about 8 days out of cowhide, and about 15-20 out of pigskin.

Although on the pigskin ones it's usually the stitching that falls apart so maybe it's a shitty brand.

[m0nde]

shitskin gloves?

[sup bros]

shitskin gloves?

does shit have skin?

[rubycalaber]

i actually looked around my car for any possible weapons and all i had was a left handed boomerang a friend bought me at the ulster county fair on the floor in the backseat, and i'm not even left handed

hahahahaha

well if you were in australia you could have just grabbed any random wild life animal and thrown it at them and it would have poisoned them with venom tipped barbs that wrap around their throat and constrict them and then eat them whole

[sup bros]

hahahahaha

well if you were in australia you could have just grabbed any random wild life animal and thrown it at them and it would have poisoned them with venom tipped barbs that wrap around their throat and constrict them and then eat them whole

he would have found an excuse not to do it.

[plusle riot]

no time for love, Dr Jones

[sup bros]

no time for love, Dr Jones
FUCKIN' KIDS!

[maks]

fuckin' kids

[maks]

apparently someone else has seen a set of keys around here

[sup bros]

apparently someone else has seen a set of keys around here

No, the problem is i can't find my keys.

[maks]

why do you smell like shoe polish

[sup bros]

why do you smell like shoe polish

What do you care, you shoe polish smelling mother fucker!?

[maks]

I'm stuck in this pit, working for less than slave wages. Working on my day off, the goddamn steel shutters are closed, I deal with every backward ass fuck on the planet. I smell like shoe polish. My ex-girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy. And my present girlfriend has sucked 36 dicks.

[sup bros]

37.

end this.

[maks]

end this.

yeah good idea

would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

[sup bros]

FIFTEEN BUCKS LITTLE MAN, PUT THAT SHIT IN MY.......nooo...must...stop.....fuuuuuuuuuu

[plusle riot]

yeah good idea

would you like a chocolate covered pretzel?

they're exquisite

[sup bros]

they're exquisite
no, we can't be quoters, it has to end HERE AND NOW.

[maks]

FIFTEEN BUCKS LITTLE MAN, PUT THAT SHIT IN MY.......nooo...must...stop.....fuuuuuuuuuu

not even supposed to be here today

[sup bros]

not even supposed to be here today

currently at work and really not supposed to be here today.

[maks]

I am supposed to be working today but I should have been done hours ago

[sup bros]

There comes a time in every man's life when they ask themselves "WHAT THE FUCK IS WERMACHT!?"

[sup bros]

everyone neg rep cody

[maks]

Over here, we have a male-affectionate, easy to get along with, non-political agenda lesbian. Down here, we have a man-hating, angry as fuck, agenda of rage, bitter dyke. Over here, we got Santa Claus, and up here the Easter Bunny. Which one is going to get to the hundred dollar bill first?

[sup bros]

the jew ziplining from the rafters, doi.

[maks]

Santa

The man hating dyke. Do you know why? Because the other three are FIGMENTS OF YOUR FUCKING IMAGINATION

[sup bros]

true dat. wait..what...santa...nooooooooo.

[sup bros]

everyone neg rep cody.