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rubycalaber
09-11-2014, 10:19 AM
yep its not a 9/11 special edition, because while this is americas most shameful day (that you deserved) in exactly 1 weeks time it will be scotlands proudest day when we hold a referendum on whether scotland should be an independent nation (yes, that's right, we're going to become our own country with a peaceful vote without a single drop of blood spilled, unlike every other nation on earth that goes through decades of violence over these issues, especially americans who are so stupid not only could they not go 100 years without a civil war they even get into wars over other peoples sovereignty) so in celebration please enjoy these fabulous movie commentaries to learn more about my beautiful country, the audio from the movies have been left in which hopefully makes them easier to sync up if you want to watch the movies at the same time or easier to listen to by themselves if that's your preference since you can hear what we're talking about too

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Braveheart.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/braveheartposter_zps27b17555.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Braveheart.mp3)
Braveheart torrent. (http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/7042627/Braveheart_(1995)_720p_BrRip_x264_-_1.1GB_-_YIFY) here teknorat and I dig deep into the rich and proud history of a beautiful national that has never and will never be successfully invaded in professional jew hunter Mel Gibson's five times oscar winning 100% Historically Accurate™ (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Braveheart#Historical_inaccuracy) masterpiece

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Trainspotting.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/trainspottingposter_zps8858ebca.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Trainspotting.mp3)
Trainspotting torrent. (http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/8305695/Trainspotting_(1996)_1080p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY) based on the internationally critically acclaimed Irvine Welsh novel (what authors does america have? Stephenie Meyer? hahahha) this classic movie provides perfect fodder for teknorat to share his best stories of dealing with thieving junkies at his work as a security guard

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/SweetSixteen.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/sweetsixteenposter_zps348a85c1.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/SweetSixteen.mp3)
Sweet Sixteen torrent. (http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/8132107/Ken_Loach_-_Sweet_Sixteen_(2002)) tek and I show our refined tastes in cinema by selecting this obscure movie about a typical ned which provides me with opportunity to talk about my experiences with these anti-social thugs, yes thats right clapboys, scotlands biggest problem is white trash people, since we have precisely zero niggers or spics to worry about, dont worry, you can move here when we get independence (if you can find a plane that will take your weight)

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Filth.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/filthposter_zps1c1d4026.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/Filth.mp3)
Filth torrent. (http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/9511406/Filth_(2013)_720p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY) here I'm joined by the love of my life desolation for our second Irvine Welsh novel adaptation commentary where we examine Scotland's world revered law enforcement and our respect for LGBT rights and other cultures

http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/UnderTheSkin.mp3
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/undertheskinposter_zpsea6abd6d.jpg~original (http://rubycalaber.com/podcast/UnderTheSkin.mp3)
Under The Skin torrent. (http://thepiratebay.se/torrent/10500256/Under_the_Skin_(2013)_720p_BrRip_x264_-_YIFY) desolation and I delve into the layered subtext about the nature of the jew in this hidden camera comedy film based on the website bangbus.com and inspired by cags life where Scarlett Johansson drives around glasgow in a white van picking up random men for sex, also listen until the very end to learn top secret 9/11 facts taken from intercepted jew files, so I guess it is kind of a 9/11 special

now before you burgerboys give me lip about my gay little country lets take a look at what scotland has contributed to the world: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_Enlightenment oh whats this? looks like basically the entirety of western thought comes from scotland and it's three Scotsmen who are credited with being the fathers of modern democracy, economics and empiricism (three things americans will never get right) and oh look what we have here http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries looks like scotland is responsibly for half the fucking industrial revolution by inventing things like the condensing steam engine, the oil refinery, the street gas lamp, the pedal bicycle not that an american has ever ridden one, we also invented the first working light bulb even though americans are brainwashed to believe it was them, we invented pneumatic tires and tarmac so you fat fucks can drive your massive 4x4s pollution machines three meters down the driveway to get the mail, we invented every single aspect of long distance communication like the telephone, the television, the radio, faxes, and literally laying the foundation for the internet with transatlantic telegraph cables, we revolutionized modern medicine by inventing penicillin, hypodermic syringes, the general anesthetic (friendly reminder that 55% of circumcisions in america are performed without any form of anesthesia), the ultrasound scanner, the MRI body scanner, x-ray cinematography, radiation therapy and we invented insulin so you amerilards can get all the type 2 diabetes you like dont worry scotland has your back, pretty much every part of modern life is a scottish invention like color photography, ATMs and PIN codes, the flushing toilet, refrigeration, the electrical clock, the electrical toaster, microwaves were made possible with scottish research and even the lunar based calendar we use all over the world today was invented over ten thousand years ago in scotland when mammoths were still knocking about, americas favorite object the modern firearm only exist because a scot invented the percussion cap so during your next weekly spree killing you can thank us for that, the concept of special forces that are meant to sneak behind enemy lines and disrupt the enemy so a full scale battle isnt necessary (corrupted by amerimurderers who use them to kill even more civilians than usual), radar was invented by scots (so american can find more innocent children to bomb), the US Navy was even founded by a scotsman because americans were too lazy to do it themselves, the first ever cloned mammal was scottish (a sheep, so we'll never run out of fuckbuddies), last year scottish scientists literally invented a tractor beam, halloween was first celebrated in scotland before americans got ahold of it and turned it into a commercialized celebration of obesity, rap battles can be traced back to the scottish tradition of flyting, scotland arranged the first ever football world cup, americas favorite police state propaganda genre the detective story was invented by the scotsman who wrote Sherlock Holmes, criminal fingerprinting was invented by a scot thus allowing america to enjoy having the most prisoners on earth, what have americans invented? clapping in the theater?

so please come to terms with being inferior and tell all your Scottish relatives to vote Yes! :kilt: (are there any other scottish people on this forum? I seem to remember Ando_2006 referencing Elly Babe as if he knew her irl so if you are even still on this site vote yes or I'll ban you)

bonus content: an overdosed junky piece of shit teknorat found at work, know him lisa?
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v606/rubycalaber/In%20use%202/872c43ae-2f4a-4a35-a8b0-5086e5206728_zps801c3fd2.jpg~original

Desolation
09-11-2014, 10:20 AM
<3

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 10:20 AM
Gay shit thread get out faggot.

Autistic Spectrum
09-11-2014, 10:25 AM
irn bru tastes like stale orange bubble gum

Lisa
09-11-2014, 10:28 AM
irn bru tastes like stale orange bubble gum
Lol

Autistic Spectrum
09-11-2014, 10:31 AM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wars_of_Scottish_Independence

lol

Camoron
09-11-2014, 11:09 AM
No sticly?

Autistic Spectrum
09-11-2014, 11:10 AM
maybe if you unsticky the other thread cag will come back and we can cyber bully her

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 11:14 AM
Meg Libson

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 04:36 PM
Listening to the Under The Skin podcast. Ooh it's kittyblender.

-Lel stomple should kill himself.

-Why is ruby or deso tapping their keyboard fuck this is annoying.

-Mad jewish red pills.

-STOP FUCKING TYPING.

-Just realised they're probably both cybering with each other while recording this and jerking off. This fucking typing sounds.

-Mm cervix. I should have gotten cag to take a pic of her cervix.

-Deso sounds sick again. Also her mic is a bit shit. Also where's the girl voice.

-I bet scarlett johansen came up with the idea to use unpaid extras KIKE.

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 04:41 PM
-I enjoy the jackass movies too.

-Ruby wants to have a laugh with lads lmfao.

-I still love rammstein fuck you both.

-puberty @ 16 :|

-yeah don't hit on him ruby you pedo.

-I miss dark angel <3 jessica alba she WAS my waifu but only in dark angel.

-Shark is a normal helmet brand.

-reusing motorbike discussions.

-deso forgot to turn off his skype sounds fucking amateur.

-scarho heheh.

-rreal tittees

-these two fucking getting hard at the kike on screen.

-breast reduction surgery what a kike.

-holy shit I can tell this movie is god awful by listening to this commentary.

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 04:46 PM
-flies everywhere in scotland wtf.

-spider lives under the sink.

-hidden camera jews.

-deso getting excited by neds.

-rare footage of a jew spending money

-you should kill yourself for living in america deso.

-racism

-ruby's vast football knowledge.

-deso comes in talking about american gay sports.

-wtf wearing orange is offensive. only if you hate the dutch.

-holy fuck this random guy off the street who ic an barely hear in the audio talks slower than lisa.

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 04:49 PM
-ruby calling a guy a poofder while doing a movie commentary with his girlfriend who is a guy who listens to him sucking his own dick on a weekly basis.

-deso friends with south american niggers

-deso laying the smack down "excuse me ruby.." (0.1 seconds later) ruby: "oh sorry."

-they need to do a bangbus where they pull jewish actresses off the street and rape them

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 04:55 PM
-if you want a jew to kill you ruby just go to palestine.

-fuck off deso the scottish accent is great.

-more deso typing

->tfw scarlett hits on you

-lmao do you think I'm pretty

-why was scarlett even cast for this.

-scarfs out the window.

-I can hear the music in the background and it is so shit.

-deso wants a big guy for him.

-artistic cocks.

-DESOLATION CONFIRMED FOR UNCUT

-iwc confirmed for slut.

-americans

-deso not paying much attention to ruby because he's literally typing to 15 year old girls

-deso doesn't like jews haha good.

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 04:59 PM
-scarjo redpills

-jews run the world

-I can tell this movie is just doing the same thing they just did again.

-WHY U IN SCOTLAND

-throw all kiddies in oceans

-deep meanings.

-obongo hidden meanings.

-"My gay cousin was giving me "lip" " u wot m8

-ruby confimred for gay murderer

-shitty music starting again

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:04 PM
-babies come from when mummys and daddys love each other very much ruby

-liberal tears

-deso lives in the fucking desert

-hose pipe ban (wish it included ruby's dick)

-clapclapclap

-deso running to see rain. americans.

-deso can't understand scotts

-ruby translating

-how to hit on girls in scotland (deso has uh different techniques for hitting on girls)

-SLAGS muh sister.

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:06 PM
-DARUDE SANDSTORM

-ruby's sister getting fucked in the bathroom of scottish clubs.

-woman pissing in a cup, must be cag

-who doesn't want ot get chibbed by a hot girl

-ruby calling others manlet top self hate

-holy shit scarho is the worst actor in the movie

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:07 PM
-shitty music starting AGAIN

-"let me see your fucken feet hen" -rubycalaber

-proud erections wat,... maybe I should have downloaded the movie.

-

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:14 PM
-he is in hell he's stuck with a jew

-ruby rejecting deso's advances ahahahaha

-heh whole body circumcision.

-deso still typing and not saying much. ruby pretty much carrying the whole commentary (like always)

-scarho alien??? OF COURSE SHE'S A JEW

-ruby likes her performance what a fag

-I've seen skanks selling roses outside clubs.

-no what you do is tell them don't touch my fucking car.

-deso lives in texas and doesn't carry a gun what a fag

-blood signs for jews.

rootbeer
09-11-2014, 05:18 PM
-Teknorat has a micro penis

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:19 PM
-deso tries a scottish accent

-crash all helicopters into bars.

-deso ignoring what happened the last time the south tried to seceeed ahaha

--bottle o' bucky

-I just realised it would be funny if scarho had gotten straight up fucken raped while she was doing this hidden camera shit

-I can't work out how these murders are going down from what they're saying so I think it must be shit.

-butterface scarho

-glasgow kiss

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:22 PM
-ruby learning to survive in scotland

-sick rootbeer diss from ruby

-ruby tells a long story and deso doesn't reply because he is busy typing to wee lassies.

-good scooter jokes fuck fat americans

-ruby likes a guys hair

-deso immediately says he has good hair

-scottish women are ugly britbongs

-scotfats hahaha

-deepfried mars bars are ok

-ruby actually gave money to a homeless person again recently

-ruby talking shit about inbreeding while fantasizing about breeding his sister ad/ed

-2edgy4me

-deso's fucking skype sounds

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:24 PM
-my bloody menstruation lmao

-everyone's heard my shitty valentine deso

-vaginal cramps in my stomach -deso to his momm

-NOW THIS IS SCOTLAND

-gout jokez

-

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:28 PM
-lmao ruby wants a jewish hand rub

-holy fuck don't listen to the deso commentaries she has nothing to say

-agreed they should have let her get raped

-scarho has like 10 lines in this movie and they're all literally her asking how to get places

-this guy's going to the supermarket. wow what a movie

-elephantitis in the face person in the movie u wat

-teenage girls laughing at him while he's trying to buy transformers 3

-british slang explanations

-no frendzzzzzz

-sweaty feets

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:32 PM
-TFW WHEN NO GF

-holy fuck this movie sound sso bad I'm glad I said no to watching it

-lmao this guys 10/10 in scotland g1 ruby

-THIS ISN'T TESCOS IS IT HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

-ruby confirmed for filthy goy animal.

-shitty music starts AGAIN

-deso trying to be funny suddenly (15yo girl must have gone to get a camera to take tit pics for him)

-deso warning ruby against jews

-elephantitis of the penis

-balls the size of bean bag chairs

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:33 PM
-TFW WHEN NO GF

-holy fuck this movie sound sso bad I'm glad I said no to watching it

-lmao this guys 10/10 in scotland g1 ruby

-THIS ISN'T TESCOS IS IT HAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAA

-ruby confirmed for filthy goy animal.

-shitty music starts AGAIN

-deso trying to be funny suddenly (15yo girl must have gone to get a camera to take tit pics for him)

-deso warning ruby against jews

-elephantitis of the penis

-balls the size of bean bag chairs

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:40 PM
-ruby's sound has suddenly gone too quiet lmao

-deso telling ruby bless you

-2 boys getting SUCKERED IN BY A KIKES NUDITY

-deso typing loudly to his prey

-deso accidentally stops the movie while typing to his little girlfriends he wants to fug

-scarho died

-she let a guy go for some reason

-deso is a pussy who runs from naked things

-now he can buy tf3 in peace

-deso "oh this looks like where you live"

-ruby "don't dox me"

-smash all car windowssss

-deso says this is a cool fucking movie and ruby says mm I like it

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:44 PM
-fuggabulis

-deso butthurt because he live sin a desert

-ruby likes he beccause it reminds him of trollinator. pathetic on so many levels

-rare audio of deso and ruby cleaning their monitors irl

-yes there is a fetish for eating girls boogers ruby and I have it.

-OH GOD YES LICK PLAQUE OFF OF TEETH FUUUU

-deso still cleaning his monitor

-ruby cabn't stop making dayz jokesz

-ruby wants more dubstep

-and guns

-and katanas

-ruby has been in restaurants with curtains like in this movie

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:48 PM
-deso why do you hate americans so much

-ruby: because I'm jealous and want guns

-please note deso is a nogunz fag AND american ugh,

-ruby wants to eat jew vomit (just watch american tv m8 huehuehuehue)

-ruby disses deso for living in a desert

-more dayz jokes

-apparently the movie is literally showing her waiting for a bus

-ruby talking smack about highlanders

-ruby probably touching himself to scarho and carrying on about how cute she is

-deso revealing how shit and rude americans are

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:51 PM
-lol typical woman g1

-cavernous vagina joke

-another womena re all sluts joke

-ruby giving pro don't talk to me tips

-ruby pretends to be a terminator irl.

-deso talking about his music waifu harem

-deso trying to push music on ruby

-always smoke weed, get high

-ruby "he's a FUCKING PEDOPHILE"

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 05:54 PM
-pedo talk

-little girls arse grabbing everyone laughs and claps along

-molest mentally ill people

-molest corpses

-jimmy saville chat rape all kiddiessss

-semen over little kiddies faces

-ruby's space heater in this movie

-deso feeding into ruby's trollinator MENTAL ILLNESS asking what trollinator is doing now

-ruby describing in detail what trollinator is doing right now

-ruby "OHH CUNNY CUNNY CUNNY"

-ruby screems FEEEAAEEETT and makes these grunting and snorting noises and I think sucks down some saliva

-

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 06:00 PM
-200 fuckin kids

-gary glitter

-deso talking about pedophilias effect on his sports

-ruby thinks he's visitied this castle (only castle deso has been to is white castle)

-deso's feelments

-ruby wishes he was watching matrix movies

-deso says they should be remade and ruby says yeah that'd be ok KILL YOURSELVES FAGGOTS

-muh special matrix occaisions

-TDK

-talking about watching sin city (ruby told me the latest reviews are that it's shit.)

-ruby's walked down those steps

-deso claims to have been to a castle in london

-doesn't care about old bricks

-ruby jokes about showing the queen his bawbag

-friendzoned by scarho

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 06:06 PM
-deso yelling at the movies like a true american

-I'd fuck the black hole.

-ruby yelling about feet

-jews are pure evil

-ruby talking about trying to push his dick in his fleshlight

-fucking bored chicks seems hot in theory

-hymen breakage

-more deso skype sfx

-more dayz references

-more deso typing

-silence

-ruby talking about home alone 8: skyfall

-LOST

-deso doens't know what gravy is haha thinks white sauce is gravy

-dayz references

-more dayz

-deso asking about dayz

-more dayz chats

KKKody
09-11-2014, 06:08 PM
-nobodycares

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 06:12 PM
-deso going that was a good cut

-ruby talking about hiding in a bush in dayz

-more dayz chats

-deso wants him to play rust

-claims rust is good yeh ok steveyos

-more dayz jokes

-deso reads /tv/

-deso "see when I see child pornography"

-ruby "it's the perfect excuse to see child porn"

-deso describing child porn

-ruby talking about his cp collection

-babybeingshiton.gif

-scarho was seducing men and not fucking them so she could get their ksin then she met elephant man and decided humans aren't too bad thens he thinks about people on the beach then she tries to eat cake then she tries to have sex ruby talking about how bad sex is now scarho is gonna get raped just like a real woman -ruby

Plug Drugs
09-11-2014, 06:12 PM
ill watch the trainspotting commentary because thats one of my favorite movies (being that he plugs drugs in it and all) but im not listening to all that other crap

maks
09-11-2014, 06:14 PM
yep its not a 9/11 special edition, because while this is americas most shameful day (that you deserved) in exactly 1 weeks time it will be scotlands proudest day when we hold a referendum on whether scotland should be an independent nation ([COLOR="#DAA520"][SIZE=3][B]yes, that's right, we're going to become our own country with a peaceful vote without a single drop of blood spilled, unlike every other nation on earth that goes through decades of violence over these issues

what exactly do you think braveheart is about? scotland did fight, they lost, they got their asses kicked and they ended up england's bitch for like 800 years.

maks
09-11-2014, 06:15 PM
you should have a vote to rename scotland 'ineptland' or 'cowardland'

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 06:16 PM
-deso gets butthurt at ruby making burger jokez

-MiB show up to rape scarho

-shit music starts again

-can hear scarho going uhhh

-deso laments the lack of rape in movies

-I think one of them is wanking to this can't tell who it is

-deso "oh wow that's cool that was really cool" (doesn't say what he's talking about)

-skype call drops what a great program

-shit music still playing

-ayy lmao

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 06:17 PM
what exactly do you think braveheart is about? scotland did fight, they lost, they got their asses kicked and they ended up england's bitch for like 800 years.

Nope read your history. Or just listen to the commentary I think he goes over it.

maks
09-11-2014, 06:21 PM
Nope read your history. Or just listen to the commentary I think he goes over it.

p sure scotland is england's bitch otherwise they wouldn't be voting to stop being england's bitch

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 06:24 PM
-scarho might die idk why or what is happening

-ayy lmao

-ruby wishing for all of scotland to die

-stuff seems to be happeniong but idk what it is

-the movie is over

-ruby keeps calling it comfy

-deso getting mad at wikipedia

-deso wants to read the book of the film

-ruby pronouncing book "buuke"

-apparently the movie is just from the book

-ruby pronounced it right

-whose ellen

-ellen is deso's argentinian friend from /tv/

-his trip is ellen9u

-he didn't like this movie

-ayy lmao

-inb4 his argentinian friend has the same relationship with him as ruby and deso is an extreme autism collector

-ayy lmao discussion

-ayy lmao is therapy for people who fear aliens

-deso reading out memebase or some shit.

-ruby talking about pciking up aliens

-ruby has never seen the xfiles

-9/11 references

-ayy lmao

-deso tells ruby to be quiet so he can watch a clip

-fin

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 06:25 PM
p sure scotland is england's bitch otherwise they wouldn't be voting to stop being england's bitch

yeah but they didn't lose any battle heheh. way more pathetic than that

TheLizardWhisperer
09-11-2014, 07:56 PM
I enjoyed listening to ruby and deso's interaction but I honestly can't reccomend this commentary without the movie to go with it ias it's pretty boring. According to ruby Filth is worse.

Lisa
09-11-2014, 08:27 PM
ayy lmao

peter quinn i.e. manoman
09-12-2014, 02:32 AM
You would lisa its about you.

rubycalaber
09-12-2014, 03:16 AM
-holy fuck this random guy off the street who ic an barely hear in the audio talks slower than lisa.

at least he's not as ugly

http://cdn4.thisisinfamous.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/under-the-skin-review-3.jpg


what exactly do you think braveheart is about? scotland did fight, they lost, they got their asses kicked and they ended up england's bitch for like 800 years.

scotland was never occupied, the wars of independence was to DEFEND scotland from invasion, not liberate it after, and we were successful, the only reason scotland isnt independent now is because a scottish lord sold the country to the english for £1000 in modern money lmao

Lisa
09-12-2014, 03:23 AM
Maks is right. Ruby you should learn about Scottish history. Being born there and then dropped on your head does not mean you know the history as clearly you do not.

juji
09-12-2014, 10:08 AM
Scots already sucked english dicks until independence day so they can autofellatio

rubycalaber
09-12-2014, 04:08 PM
Maks is right. Ruby you should learn about Scottish history. Being born there and then dropped on your head does not mean you know the history as clearly you do not.

By the end of the campaign (1357), Scotland was independent and remained thus, until the unification of the Kingdom of England and the Kingdom of Scotland to create the single Kingdom of Great Britain was completed in the Treaty of Union of 1707.

KKKody
09-12-2014, 07:34 PM
you should have a vote to rename scotland 'ineptland' or 'cowardland'

Or how about "begged the Irish for help then told them to fuck offistan.

juji
09-13-2014, 08:54 AM
By the end of the campaign (1357), Scotland was independent and remained thus, until the unification of the Kingdom of England and the Kingdom of Scotland to create the single Kingdom of Great Britain was completed in the Treaty of Union of 1707.

why bother to separate scotland?

zlister
09-15-2014, 10:32 AM
sweet sixteen was my favorite of the lot, i watched filth a second time without the commentary the same day to show a friend (great ending), darude_-_sandstorm.flac, the x-files are great.

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 06:26 PM
RESULTS ABOUT TO START COMING IN :hyper:


sweet sixteen was my favorite of the lot, i watched filth a second time without the commentary the same day to show a friend (great ending), darude_-_sandstorm.flac, the x-files are great.

"same rules apply" is what I'm going to say when I ban the entire forum and then ban myself

KKKody
09-18-2014, 06:54 PM
ruby never talks to me on skeep anymore...

KKKody
09-18-2014, 06:55 PM
Do a commentary on the sci-fi movie Battleship, I will watch that one.

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 07:01 PM
battleship is a special movie for seeing badass rock music playing over footage of a real world amputation rehabilitation center, real world 90 year old veterans pretending to man a battleship and tasteless of all rhianna try to act

KKKody
09-18-2014, 07:04 PM
I liked most of it, but the tiny spigger looking chick (is that rhianna? idk i dont keep up w/afrocentric bullshit) was totally far fetched and she would have died first IRL.

lnopia the great
09-18-2014, 07:24 PM
scotland gaining independance is bad for england and even worse for scotland

lnopia the great
09-18-2014, 07:25 PM
i listened to some of tbe debates and it was so fucking retarded

TheLizardWhisperer
09-18-2014, 07:32 PM
Mad blue pills up in this bitch.

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 07:36 PM
first regional count of 32 regions is in.... and its a NO :stare:

they had 25 rejected ballots, I wonder if anyone just drew a dick on theirs

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 07:42 PM
Mad blue pills up in this bitch.

I love statism

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 07:46 PM
GTF = scottish internet acronym for get tae fuck, hahahah

http://i.imgur.com/2y3hwM0.png

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 07:47 PM
fire alarm at dundee counting station now......... the fire rises :bane:

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 07:58 PM
democracy in action
http://i.imgur.com/mJEhO4p.jpg

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 08:03 PM
orkney islands NO................. :stare: :stare:

they read out the spoiled ballot reasons before and 7 people voted for both options lel

TheLizardWhisperer
09-18-2014, 08:03 PM
Bet you it's literally women voting no because they love Prince whoever and what's her face in their tabloids.

KKKody
09-18-2014, 08:07 PM
scottish people can be convinced to vote for anything for 1 case of cider.

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 08:08 PM
if no wins I am going to go straight to england and rape kate middleton

lnopia the great
09-18-2014, 08:10 PM
probably a good reason you guys should stay in the back seat

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 08:10 PM
guy from orkney islands who represents the No vote was a contestant on big brother................

typical unionist

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 08:13 PM
probably a good reason you guys should stay in the back seat

we're in the back seat of a car following a mcdonalds delivery truck (america) off a cliff

KKKody
09-18-2014, 08:35 PM
we're in the back seat of a car following a mcdonalds delivery truck (england) off a cliff

sorry ruby but the brits are exponentially destroying themselves much faster than we currently are.

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 08:39 PM
I forgot to mention the front of the car has 2 muslim families packed into it

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 08:48 PM
shetland islands no :stare: :stare: :stare:

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 08:48 PM
SHITLAND ISLANDS FUCK OFF

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 09:00 PM
next place is reading the results out in gaelic.............................

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 09:02 PM
NO :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare:

WHAT THE FUCK

YOU SPEAK YOUR GAY ASS FUCKING DEAD LANGUAGE BUT WEONT VOTE YES AOSDFHUSDBUOGBUIOERGNTIOREGIOER

Autistic Spectrum
09-18-2014, 09:11 PM
4qq_UhePJZ0&autoplay=1

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 09:38 PM
Inverclyde NO by literally 0.08% :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare:

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 09:56 PM
dundee results... YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!! it was probably rigged during the three fire alarms but YEEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!

but another for no :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare: :stare:

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 10:07 PM
ANOTHER FOR YEEEEEEEEEEEES GO ON MY SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 10:11 PM
another no :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

lnopia the great
09-18-2014, 10:22 PM
how many more yes's do you need

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 10:24 PM
another for no :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

another no :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

another no :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 10:28 PM
how many more yes's do you need

its an overall majority so its still close with no at 53.49 and yes at 46.51

counting off the 32 counsil areas majorities as they come in is just the best way to gauge what it might end up as

ANOTHER NO YOU FUCKING TTAITORSFUCKS :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

ANOTHER NO GOD FUCKIGN FDSFSDFS :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 10:34 PM
another no........ by a wide margin......... :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

a-another no :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

another no............... :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::s tare:

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 10:37 PM
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http://i.imgur.com/YHO5NoB.gif

Lisa
09-18-2014, 10:42 PM
The problem is everyone loves the queen and no-one likes the alternative politicians.

Wait until the queen dies and try again because no-one likes Charles. Australia will probably go republic after the queen dies but not before, everyone loves that old lady... But everyone hates her son.

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 10:45 PM
A YES

A YESSSSSSSSSS

A YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH :ssj:

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 10:46 PM
The problem is everyone loves the queen and no-one likes the alternative politicians.

Wait until the queen dies and try again because no-one likes Charles. Australia will probably go republic after the queen dies but not before, everyone loves that old lady... But everyone hates her son.

to be fair if kate middleton was queen I'd want a no result and worship her too

ANOTHER NO WHAT THE FUFK :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::s tare::stare:

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 10:48 PM
ANOTHER NO FUCK OFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::s tare::stare::stare:

THE NO LEAD IS OVER 90000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :rubyrage:

Lisa
09-18-2014, 10:52 PM
It's not going to happen, sorry fella

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 10:54 PM
here we go glasgow..... biggest population center in the country.... more votes than have been counted so far....... this is probably the decider.... oh my fucking god..... oh m god... oh gmmy gd..... just fucking tell us..... oh gmy god

come on

pleas

ebolachan I call on you.... please... smite my enemies and bring me freedom.... I will sacrafice many a nigger to you.... just give me this one vote.... please...


oh god.... OJ GOD

YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS GGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNN MYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY SSSSSSSSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN :rockout:

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 10:55 PM
538 FUCKING REJECTED VOTES IN GLASGOW LMAO


It's not going to happen, sorry fella

ITS NOT OVER UNTIL THE FAT LADY (ALL SCOTTISH WOMEN) SINGS

FUCK OFF ANOTHER NO :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::s tare::stare::stare::stare:

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 11:06 PM
another no :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::s tare::stare::stare::stare::stare: fuck off coward fucks

another no :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::s tare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare: FUCK OOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHFFFFFFFF

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 11:11 PM
more no :stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::s tare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare::stare:

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 11:19 PM
another no, another yes, but its pretty much over now, cant even be fucked posting stare dogs anymore, getting my noose ready

rubycalaber
09-18-2014, 11:36 PM
rigged rigged rigged rigged rIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED R_I_G_G_E_D
DHwlrgfBmVA
dCQFn13x6Pc

Lisa
09-18-2014, 11:45 PM
Chill, the queen won't live forever and nobody likes Charles.

KKKody
09-19-2014, 12:46 PM
rigged rigged rigged rigged rIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED RIGGED R_I_G_G_E_D
DHwlrgfBmVA
dCQFn13x6Pc

welcome to how i felt both times obama got elected broseph.

jon
09-21-2014, 02:44 PM
http://feministfiction.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/08/stephenie-meyer2.jpg

like you wouldn't bust a load all over that smile

KKKody
09-21-2014, 06:33 PM
she looks about as real as a cybersking gook fuck doll

pass