Why Lisa wouldn't perform oral on Rootbeer

[cagordon]

when she claimed to love throat fucking so much?

[Autistic Spectrum]

this mustery snad the mustery of your mom's muder are the 2 thigns that keep me up at night

[steveyos YOLO]

You might as well just post decapitation pics or similar shit since it's just as effective at making people sick

[cagordon]

Please stay on topic, i don't want to have to keep two adolescent-minded idiots on track, I'm a doctor, not a babysitteer.

[Autistic Spectrum]

she expalined it once cag, maybe if you where better friends with lisa you would know the awnser to this

[Autistic Spectrum]

she basically said rootbber smelled bad and cried too much or w/e and he sickend her physically so she did not suck his dick

[cagordon]

oh. thats all i wanted. thread is now closed.

[cagordon]

i gave fishmonger head tuesday night. sucked his dick dry and swallowed his cum

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh wow i was wondering about that cag, thanks for the update

[cagordon]

THREAD IS NOW CLOSED FAGGOT CARRY ON WITH YOUR SHIT

[Autistic Spectrum]

dead puta walking

[cagordon]

better grow eyes in the back of your head. your fucking dead

[rootbeer]

I didn't let her

[rootbeer]

I don't usually like it, but my fiancé is very good at it lol

[cagordon]

"lisa how come you'll suck teknorats cock but you won't ssuck mine? Waaaaaaaaaaaa"

[cagordon]

"lisa how come you'll suck teknorats cock but you won't ssuck mine? Waaaaaaaaaaaa"

actual rootbeer quote

[rootbeer]

Never said that sorry you dumb bitch

[cagordon]

don't you fucking lie to me rootybee ^__^

[rootbeer]

She also has really rotten snaggle teeth do that grossed me out as well, she can't afford dental work

[cagordon]

She also has really rotten snaggle teeth do that grossed me out as well, she can't afford dental work

you spent 30 grand to fly and fuck her and didn't even get a blowjob. lmao

[rootbeer]

you spent 30 grand to fly and fuck her and didn't even get a blowjob. lmao

I think there was one time when we didn't have sex for three days I asked for oral but that's about it, we ended fucking anyways. Also cag you are ugly as sin I'm glad that fishing guy will use you once in a while

[rootbeer]

Everyone needs love even gross disgusting clari55a h0lz

[cagordon]

you didn't ask for oral, lmao you begged like a bitch.

[cagordon]

talk shit about lisa's rancid yellow teeth all you want, you would do anything to put your broken microdick up in that bogan grill

[Autistic Spectrum]

same

[cagordon]

lisa might not want anything to do with rootbeers digusting penis, but she sure would suck dp's dick drier than the Kalahari desert

[cagordon]

she would go insane over his cock and it kills rootbeer deep down.

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh ya for sure i would pump that bitches face full of gallons of jizz,ur right on the money cag

[cagordon]

rootty bought lisa diamonds, dp gave lisa a pearl necklace

[cagordon]

how do you buy a lady diamonds and get ruthlessly denied for blowjob requests?

[Autistic Spectrum]

i would somehow get lisa to buy me shit even tho she's poor, i would figure it out, i'm a smart guy, good with math

[cagordon]

you could buy a one way ticket to penguin island, stay as long as you want, eat all of lisas food, not pay for shit, and she'd STILL suck your dick everyday. lmao i hope you're reading this
rootybee

[cagordon]

lisa might actually save up and buy the ticcket for you

[Camoron]

Cag is going hysterical at her own posts itt I bet

[steveyos YOLO]

Rooty how long did it take from the time you got there until you were dropping loads on that bitch? Just wanna know how much of a slut she is

[Camoron]

Day 1

[steveyos YOLO]

I would've broke her faggot jaw if given the opportunity

[rootbeer]

Rooty how long did it take from the time you got there until you were dropping loads on that bitch? Just wanna know how much of a slut she is

2 hrs after I got off the plane

[rootbeer]

We had been camming everyday for 6 months tho, I'm not a slut :arms:

[lnopia the great]

i doubt you would even have the nerve to stop stuttering

[rootbeer]

i doubt you would even have the nerve to stop stuttering

I have the nerve to stick my foot up your ass

[cagordon]

aren't you a cripple?

[KKKody]

mommy told rooty swallowing man butter was very bad for girls to do but hey, a bitch with 3 kids to feed and one on the way is gonna do whatevs. wait till the kid pops out and that marriage cert. is signed, rooty.

you stupid faggot.

[Lisa]

Interesting theories Sherman. My teeth are fine thanks and everyone has seen my teeth you dickhead, they get sore because I grind them in my sleep and have worn all the enamel off the top. Sherman grabbed my head and told me if I liked sucking dick so much why didn't I suck his but I just gave him an angry look and did not do it.

I wouldn't have bothered with this but after seeing the pathetic loser shit Sherman is posting I think I will. The reason is simple, first if all he has an ugly dick that is located under an overhang gut, the idea of lifting his overhang gut to go for it was just repulsive to me. And two he is a premature ejaculator.

Dazza for example loves my sucking his dick and so do most guys who don't have small ugly dicks under overhang guts and who literally just jizz on my leg and can't even fuck me.

The idea of sucking Sherman's dick if you ever get the displeasure to see it is just gross.

[lnopia the great]

i usually start my blow jobs by grabbing her head too

[Lisa]

He's not very attractive and looks aren't everything but he literally couldn't even fuck me and he cried all the time, jerked off farted and cried all the time.

I just didn't want to suck his dick and he wasn't capable at all with me to be sexually dominant.

Frankly it just didn't work with Sherman, I've been around enough to know.

[Lisa]

i usually start my blow jobs by grabbing her head too

I usually love it, even if I end up spewing lol

But it would have been a pointless exercise in Sherman and I was already busy enough cleaning up all his leaking jizz off my leg every 10 mins. I mean he couldn't even penetrate me for more than literally one second and that was even if he did, half the time he literally just rubbed it between my legs.

I'm sure it works much better with a giant slop hole you don't have to actually aim for than my tight ass.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa stop making me so horney

[Autistic Spectrum]

Interesting theories Sherman. My teeth are fine thanks and everyone has seen my teeth you dickhead, they get sore because I grind them in my sleep and have worn all the enamel off the top. Sherman grabbed my head and told me if I liked sucking dick so much why didn't I suck his but I just gave him an angry look and did not do it.

I wouldn't have bothered with this but after seeing the pathetic loser shit Sherman is posting I think I will. The reason is simple, first if all he has an ugly dick that is located under an overhang gut, the idea of lifting his overhang gut to go for it was just repulsive to me. And two he is a premature ejaculator.

Dazza for example loves my sucking his dick and so do most guys who don't have small ugly dicks under overhang guts and who literally just jizz on my leg and can't even fuck me.

The idea of sucking Sherman's dick if you ever get the displeasure to see it is just gross.


He's not very attractive and looks aren't everything but he literally couldn't even fuck me and he cried all the time, jerked off farted and cried all the time.

I just didn't want to suck his dick and he wasn't capable at all with me to be sexually dominant.

Frankly it just didn't work with Sherman, I've been around enough to know.


I usually love it, even if I end up spewing lol

But it would have been a pointless exercise in Sherman and I was already busy enough cleaning up all his leaking jizz off my leg every 10 mins. I mean he couldn't even penetrate me for more than literally one second and that was even if he did, half the time he literally just rubbed it between my legs.

I'm sure it works much better with a giant slop hole you don't have to actually aim for than my tight ass.


i bet this is not true and your jest jealous that rootbeer found true love with debbie mand now has a loving faimly while your stuck in a hovel suckng austliran dicks for ditch weed

[Autistic Spectrum]

or i bet it's all pretty much true and it's realy funny lmao why the fuck does rootbeer still post here

[Autistic Spectrum]

either way lisa codey cag, amirite

[Lisa]

I mean it's one of the many reasons I told him it didn't work with us and sent him home. I need sex and he couldn't do it and I also need space and time and he couldn't give me that either. He told me he hooked up with Debra because he just didn't want to be alone, and the swamp beast with half a dozen kids to different men got preggas within a week, lol, she's horrible, and welp that's him sorted now isn't it? Lol. And frankly he has acted way too pathetic along with that retarded swamp beast idiotic pathetic woman who keeps messaging me every week when she is having relationship problems for me to even have any respect at all for him. It's one of the most pathetic jokes I've ever seen.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i bet this is the thread where you two finally work things out and sets in monation rootbeers next epic jounrey to penguin island ot wiggle his broken dick around in your busted hole for 3 or 4 seconds at a time

[Lisa]

i bet this is not true and your jest jealous that rootbeer found true love with debbie mand now has a loving faimly while your stuck in a hovel suckng austliran dicks for ditch weed

You think that's not true?


What are you retarded?

You do realise I sent him home, had him desperately begging to get back with me but there was a reason I sent him home and did not want to get back with him.

Dp I have had a fuckload of sex in my time. I'm a 35 year old woman and I know what I'm doing and what I want and that is NOT what I want.

[Autistic Spectrum]

i am retarded,, fucktarded in fact

[Lisa]

i bet this is the thread where you two finally work things out and sets in monation rootbeers next epic jounrey to penguin island ot wiggle his broken dick around in your busted hole for 3 or 4 seconds at a time

I have said no to him and again to everyone else NO THANKS.

I've been a lot happier being able to have actual sex when the opportunity arises than dealing with that immature wanker.

I mean it's just pathetic, I wouldn't have bothered even responding to any of this but then I see that mucking loser posting a bunch of bullshit.

Besides it's the exact same thing I said before when he was making a bunch of pathetic excuses. Ie. the TRUTH.

[Lisa]

i am retarded,, fucktarded in fact

Yeah you know I'm telling the truth because when haven't I? The truth is embarrassing enough.

Give me a cuddle dp, people are fuckheads.

[Autistic Spectrum]

if you could murder rootbeer and get away with it would you,, cause i would i would totally kill a stranger form the interent for helping to ruin a terrible fourm i post on

[Lisa]

lisa stop making me so horney

I bet you're able to cuddle somone without jizzing on their leg and I bet you're capable of making a proper mess of someone like me in a proper way

[Autistic Spectrum]

somehow become friends with the chinesse child who bottles his steroids and have him put arsnic pills in the bottle

[Lisa]

if you could murder rootbeer and get away with it would you,, cause i would i would totally kill a stranger form the interent for helping to ruin a terrible fourm i post on

No.

He can stop being a fucking weak spines loser dickhead though. The only reason I ever even gave it a go with him was because we were good friends and what happened to that? I don't know but it's fucking immature and pathetic, he AND. His fat idiotic horrible swamp beast who for whatever pathetic reason keeps messaging me with all her relationship problems should fuck off and leave me alone. I mean HELLO I'm already aware of his "shortcomings" so to speak hence me sending him back to other side of the planet. Keep it.

[Lisa]

And change your avatar, cag is a fucking dickhead

[Lisa]

Why don't you just call yourself cody's friend?

Ok step away dp now I'm annoyed and you're there and I can think of things to be pissed off at you for. Step away very slowly, no sudden movements.

[Autistic Spectrum]

she might be a dickhead, but she's also my good friend

[Lisa]

Yeah well I'll keep my discernment I think.

Bye.

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa CAG IS REALLY COOL YOU JUST NEED TO GET TO KINOW HER

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..................why can't the AUS Gov just Euthanize mental defectives like lisa? It's just the right thing to do.

[Lisa]

I obviously know her better than you because I know she isn't.

She's a pathetic loser. Take this topic and everything else she posts for example.

Anyway in spite of all her ever doing is talking about me and making shit up I'm not interested, I do actually think less of you for not being able to discern the fucking obvious.

Later dp, and have some fucking standards.

[Autistic Spectrum]

you and cag aren't so different if you really got to know her u would see that lisa

[cagordon]

I obviously know her better than you because I know she isn't.

She's a pathetic loser. Take this topic and everything else she posts for example.

Anyway in spite of all her ever doing is talking about me and making shit up I'm not interested, I do actually think less of you for not being able to discern the fucking obvious.

Later dp, and have some fucking standards.

im interested in going on a date with gordonn

[cagordon]

think you could hook a nigga up?

[lnopia the great]

No.

He can stop being a fucking weak spines loser dickhead though. The only reason I ever even gave it a go with him was because we were good friends and what happened to that? I don't know but it's fucking immature and pathetic, he AND. His fat idiotic horrible swamp beast who for whatever pathetic reason keeps messaging me with all her relationship problems should fuck off and leave me alone. I mean HELLO I'm already aware of his "shortcomings" so to speak hence me sending him back to other side of the planet. Keep it.

host before you post

[cagordon]

I usually love it, even if I end up spewing lol

But it would have been a pointless exercise in Sherman and I was already busy enough cleaning up all his leaking jizz off my leg every 10 mins. I mean he couldn't even penetrate me for more than literally one second and that was even if he did, half the time he literally just rubbed it between my legs.

I'm sure it works much better with a giant slop hole you don't have to actually aim for than my tight ass.

oh rooty

[Lisa]

you and cag aren't so different if you really got to know her u would see that lisa
The difference is I don't spend 24/7 making idiotic and made up posts about her in a forum for one. I'm not the kind of person she is at all, I think it's pathetic.

[Lisa]

I've known her longer than you.

[cagordon]

Lisa is a great judge of character.

[steveyos YOLO]

Your tooth enamel is worn off thanks to constantly sucking on meth pipes you nasty whore

[cagordon]

Your tooth enamel is worn off thanks to constantly sucking on meth pipes you nasty whore

omfg

[cagordon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bRdo7WXTVoM

[Lisa]

host before you post

Well done. That rhymes. It doesn't make any sense but it rhymes so well done.

[Autistic Spectrum]

Your tooth enamel is worn off thanks to constantly sucking on meth pipes you nasty whore

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/07/23/teeth.erosion.drinks/

[cagordon]

rape lisa 24/7

[cagordon]

http://edition.cnn.com/2009/HEALTH/07/23/teeth.erosion.drinks/

So lisa does have fucked up teeth after all.

[Autistic Spectrum]

rape lisa 24/7

i really like your avatar cag

[Lisa]

No the enamel is just worn off the top surface from grinding my teeth in my sleep. I don't smoke meth you tedious half-wit moron.

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh wow drinking 50 cups of tea a day and smoking a pound of ditch weed a week is not good for you afterall ,,, what the heck,,,

[cagordon]

i really like your avatar cag

^__^

[cagordon]

http://img.webmd.com/dtmcms/live/webmd/consumer_assets/site_images/articles/health_tools/tooth_enamel_erosion_slideshow/whitmore_rm_photo_of_teeth_damaged_by_bruxism.jpg

[cagordon]

lisa you really should start actually brushing your teeth

[Lisa]

And also I'm getting my wisdom teeth out soon in a couple of months, I have to go to hospital for it because the bottoms ones haven't grown out yet so they have to get into my jaw to get them out. That'll be fun.

Then I need a few fillings, a root canal or two one day probably after all that, I mean eventually instead of getting false teeth I want to get those screw in ones which are about $2,000 a tooth, I don't know how I'll deal with that when it gets to that but I'd cry a lot if I had to get false teeth. I'll deal with that each tooth as it arises.

[cagordon]

Then I need a few fillings, a root canal or two one day probably after all that, I mean eventually instead of getting false teeth I want to get those screw in ones which are about $2,000 a tooth, I don't know how I'll deal with that when it gets to that but I'd cry a lot if I had to get false teeth. I'll deal with that each tooth as it arises.

meth

[Autistic Spectrum]

well write it off as a busssinese expsense cause you making your living sucking dicks for ditch weed and your teeth are bussiness equimpement

[Lisa]

oh wow drinking 50 cups of tea a day and smoking a pound of ditch weed a week is not good for you afterall ,,, what the heck,,,
I drink way too much coca cola too. Tea is not that bad, I mean some people have yellow teeth and I don't have yellow teeth because I brush them but I think the coca cola is the worst for them, they hurt when I drink coke but I keep drinking it.

[Lisa]

well write it off as a busssinese expsense cause you making your living sucking dicks for ditch weed and your teeth are bussiness equimpement

No I don't lol

And I have thought before that taking your teeth out to suck dick would be gross but good without the teeth in the way but if you don't have teeth your jaw starts to deteriorate and you eventually end up with arthritis in your jaw. So I'd rather keep my teeth still.

[Autistic Spectrum]

meth

cag,, lisa says she does not do meth retugliarlly and she only tried it a few times, your inability to pay attneation to stuff lisa says might be the reason that you and her have so many misunderstands and are not good friends

[steveyos YOLO]

All the homeless guys you suck off will be happy your teeth are all gone

[cagordon]

lmao

[Camoron]

Poor rooty, dont be such a slag lisa

[Lisa]

Poor rooty, dont be such a slag lisa
Get fucked. Look who came in and started posting his fucktard shit first.

You can totally fuck off. I don't even post here for two days while that fuckhead sits here posting shit about me non-stop. You can fucking have the truth and now fuck off.

[Camoron]

Ur being kinda slaggy we already kniw rootqueer is a premie

[Lisa]

Ur being kinda slaggy we already kniw rootqueer is a premie
Fuck off.

It's ok for him and others to sit posting shit about me non stop for days is it? But If I retaliate at all oh wow what a slag. Fuck off.

[cagordon]

lisa kept trying to suck rootbeers dick but he wasn't having any of it. nope

[Autistic Spectrum]

lisa neg rep him it's the only thing that will make him understand

[Lisa]

lisa neg rep him it's the only thing that will make him understand

You're right I will.

But if he neg reps me back I'm going to need you to plus rep me to bring me back. Once you hit red it seems to invite every fucking dickhead to rep you all day whereas when you have green people leave you alone.

Ok so I'm going in, cover me dp.

[Camoron]

I dont even know what a slag is plz calm down dont you understand sarcasm lisa?

[Lisa]

I dont even know what a slag is plz calm down dont you understand sarcasm lisa?

Not when it is mixed in with fuckheads who are just genuinely fuckheads

I mean I normally don't consider you a fuckhead but it's a bit unfair to expect me to put up with days of fuckheads posting bullshit about me without me retaliating at some point.

Well it's too late now, I already neg repped you, bet that hurt too.

[steveyos YOLO]

Totally fuck off camoron you fucktard

[maks]

tried to neg rep lisa for that post but apparently I've neg repped her too recently and not enough people post here for me to spread it around so I can neg rep her again

[Lisa]

Well that's ok because I was able to neg rep you lol

[steveyos YOLO]

I bet if rooty had a diseased cock like she's used to sucking it wouldn't have been an issue

[Camoron]

Not when it is mixed in with fuckheads who are just genuinely fuckheads

I mean I normally don't consider you a fuckhead but it's a bit unfair to expect me to put up with days of fuckheads posting bullshit about me without me retaliating at some point.

Well it's too late now, I already neg repped you, bet that hurt too.
How can you do this to me? Everybody betray me I FED UP WITH THIS WORLD! WHY LISA WHY! why is this HAPPENING TO ME? YOU'RE TEARING ME APART LISA!!

[Autistic Spectrum]

neg reps all around

[lnopia the great]

i think i manage to neg rep camoron at least twice daily