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ascii_genitals
01-30-2012, 02:11 PM
A couple of British tourists who had Tweeted some slang were detained and deported by Homeland Security, which apparently always is on the job, ready to repel non-existent threats:



Leigh Van Bryan, 26, was handcuffed and kept under armed guard in a cell with Mexican drug dealers for 12 hours after landing in Los Angeles with pal Emily Bunting.

The Department of Homeland Security flagged him as a potential threat when he posted an excited tweet to his pals about his forthcoming trip to Hollywood which read: 'Free this week, for quick gossip/prep before I go and destroy America'.


Leigh also had Tweeted that the pair would "dig up Marilyn Monroe" and agents searched their luggage...for spades and shovels. Welcome to Obamika, folks.

timmy
01-30-2012, 02:22 PM
USA #1 USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA USA

timmy
01-30-2012, 02:23 PM
good job becoming today's nazi germany, but this time make sure you finish off the jews

Greg Blake Age: 41 (412) 824-6478 1700 James St Monroeville, PA 15146 racerx111@verizon.net
01-30-2012, 02:37 PM
I'm calling HLS on you.

Stasi will be by shortly to pick you up.

General Doli
01-30-2012, 02:42 PM
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rubycalaber
01-30-2012, 03:21 PM
digging up and fucking the corpse of Marilyn Monroe would be the best terrorist attack ever

Garfield
01-30-2012, 03:32 PM
and that right there is why i wont use twitter because theres too much information these days i jus wanna be me

jon
01-30-2012, 09:31 PM
you should register "fieldgarf" and transcribe old garfield strips from the sunday papers but reverse all the words

maks
01-30-2012, 11:47 PM
That story's actually from a satire magazine btw you guys got trolled hard but don't feel bad so did the sun and whatever that britiosh tabloid with the buzzard as a mascot is, they both reported it as fact

Garfield
01-31-2012, 01:20 AM
you should register "fieldgarf" and transcribe old garfield strips from the sunday papers but reverse all the words

oh man too zany 4 me

maks
01-31-2012, 01:24 AM
good job becoming today's nazi germany, but this time make sure you finish off the jews

god you're stupid

maks
01-31-2012, 01:25 AM
this article actually made slashdot and there's 800 idiots in there all WELCOME TO 1984 MAN. That site has really gone downhill.

jon
01-31-2012, 06:34 AM
are you feeling maybe like you spoke a little too soon

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093796/British-tourists-arrested-America-terror-charges-Twitter-jokes.html

jon
01-31-2012, 06:38 AM
Pair Detained in Twitter Homeland Threat Mix-Up

ABC News - 13 hours ago
A young couple from across the pond was detained at a Los Angeles airport after Homeland Security agents mistook a couple Twitter quips for threats against ...
Highly Cited: Tourists deported from US for Twitter jokes‎ Boing Boing
In-Depth: UK tourists turned back from US over Twitter joke to 'destroy ...‎ Brisbane Times
Blog: Twitter joke to 'destroy America' gets two Brits deported from US‎ Washington Post (blog)
Herald Sun - Hollywood Reporter
all 145 news articles ยป

lnopia the great
01-31-2012, 09:37 AM
im not believing anything til its on fox news

General Doli
01-31-2012, 10:49 AM
good job becoming today's nazi germany, but this time make sure you finish off the jews

Don't sign your posts, cool guy.

rubycalaber
01-31-2012, 10:52 AM
there was a true story of a british guy who got arrested by our anti-terror lot because his flight was delayed and he got on twitter and made a joke about bombing the airport if he couldnt get on his plane and he got charged with disturbing the queen's peace or something stupid

maks
01-31-2012, 12:22 PM
are you feeling maybe like you spoke a little too soon

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2093796/British-tourists-arrested-America-terror-charges-Twitter-jokes.html

No, I'm feeling like a couple of british papers picked up something that was first posted on a satire site and way too many people are buying into it

maks
01-31-2012, 12:36 PM
Original source of the story, THE SPOOF dot com

http://www.thespoof.com/news/spoof.cfm?headline=s1i104014

Tomorrow lets all get outraged over some shit on the onion

maks
01-31-2012, 12:38 PM
"The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.
If you fancy trying your hand at comedy spoof news writing, click here to join!"

I expected better from you jon. Not the dailymail, I'm not surprised they bought it, but I'm disappointed in jon and slashdot right now.

General Doli
01-31-2012, 12:41 PM
there was a true story of a british guy who got arrested by our anti-terror lot because his flight was delayed and he got on twitter and made a joke about bombing the airport if he couldnt get on his plane and he got charged with disturbing the queen's peace or something stupid

Don't sign your posts.

General Doli
01-31-2012, 12:42 PM
Do not sign your posts

Love,
General Doli

Autistic Spectrum
11-23-2019, 02:05 PM
bet jon has never asked cag to post anything for him

Cag.
11-23-2019, 02:06 PM
good job becoming today's nazi germany, but this time make sure you finish off the jews

lmfao

m0nde
11-23-2019, 02:17 PM
ys, that post from tim was veery funny and totally unexpected and original

Cag.
11-23-2019, 02:24 PM
im sorry i laughed at a tim post and not yours

m0nde
11-23-2019, 03:11 PM
it's alright cag, I'll be okay

Cag.
11-23-2019, 03:12 PM
I'm sure you'll survive somehow, you always have.... on your own lol