taking bets on how long til I get laid

[Camoron]

I'll let you all set the odds and place your bets

[Lisa]

Well you are dating a shy girl, so I give it a week or two.

[Camoron]

I think she might be a virgin rofl shss not the only one I have dates with

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

is this the dogfucker girl

[Plug Drugs]

stop trying to pick up trashy sluts and go for respectable women you share an interest with, and soon the trashy sluts realize the error of their ways when they no longer have people like you lined up for them, but by then you realize that what drew you to the trashy sluts was all clown make-up... smoke and mirrors

[Camoron]

is this the dogfucker girl

No lol does dog sex count as sex tho hmm

[Camoron]

stop trying to pick up trashy sluts and go for respectable women you share an interest with, and soon the trashy sluts realize the error of their ways when they no longer have people like you lined up for them, but by then you realize that what drew you to the trashy sluts was all clown make-up... smoke and mirrors

Hows that workin for ya bushpig

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

where did you find a virgin did you get a christianmingle

[Lisa]

stop trying to pick up trashy sluts and go for respectable women you share an interest with, and soon the trashy sluts realize the error of their ways when they no longer have people like you lined up for them, but by then you realize that what drew you to the trashy sluts was all clown make-up... smoke and mirrors
You need to stop this fucktard rubbish. You have no experience with women and shit you say like this is exactly the reason why.

[rootbeer]

is this the dogfucker girl

(yes)

[Lisa]

I think she might be a virgin rofl shss not the only one I have dates with

How many are you having dates with?

[Camoron]

where did you find a virgin did you get a christianmingle

Okcupid I get tons of dates and it doesnt cost anything

[Camoron]

How many are you having dates with?

Just one right now but I have one tentatively scheduled for this weekend and trying to squeeze in another tonight or tomorrow. I feel like a doctor scheduling patients

[steveyos666]

I think that you are stupid as fuck for interacting with females on purpose

[steveyos666]

doctors get paid

[Camoron]

And im juggling measages with like 4 others

[Lisa]

You whore.

[Camoron]

doctors get paid

ya and I get laid lmao :goodone:

[Camoron]

Just need to get my bed out of my exes house. I fuckjng saw her on okcupid already what a bitch

[rootbeer]

Just need to get my bed out of my exes house. I fuckjng saw her on okcupid already what a bitch

lol i thought your ex lived in your house? also dont date girls you meet off the internet take it from me

[Camoron]

lol i thought your ex lived in your house? also dont date girls you meet off the internet take it from meshe did then we moved so I could be closer to work imto her old place. Now she commutes to cadillac and I commute to traverse city because shes petty and retarded and wouldnt listen to my argument that we could live in each others houses

[Lisa]

lol i thought your ex lived in your house? also dont date girls you meet off the internet take it from me

I think he's had a bit more experience than you.

You've been fucked over by a fat swamp beast with a bunch of kids to other men who got herself knocked up within a week, told you to chose her or the forum and then came here and sent people nude pics of herself. And that is what you are stuck with now with no other options.

THEN let's not forget the begging to get back with me.

Yeah well done guru.

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

post swamp beast's nudes itt this is the first I've heard of this

[steveyos666]

this is sad

[Lisa]

post swamp beast's nudes itt this is the first I've heard of this

Cag posted them the other day. She sent pics of her messed up vag and one very blurry one of her backside in the mirror.

[Plug Drugs]

where did you find a virgin did you get a christianmingle

christian girls (i mean those actual really 'christian girls', not just girls raised christian)have this burning fire of horniness that dwells beneath and a neeeeed to get impregnated somehow, but you need to know that right away, and as soon as you start dating them you're already becoming committed to this and won't be able to back out without looking like an asshole, they want you to marry them and be legally bound to them so they can start plopping out babies care-free and thats what christianity's appeal is for the female sex-drive
no one here should ever attempt dating a christian girl because i know all of you and you will fuck it up in a matter of days/weeks and will just cause grief to their family and be labelled some devious sinner.
I know from experience. This heavily christian girl approached me and for a while i was kind of hinting that she needed to get away from me because i wasnt going to end up being any good for her, but she kept showing an interest in me so i started kind of pseudo-dating her.. maybe I thought she'd just like a friend, maybe a part of me thought i could turn her to the dark side and up seeing things my way, either way it was a very stupid thing to ever start and i knew it was only going to end one way after a couple months: me making a total fucking embarrassment of myself while all fucked up on drugs, and that's exactly what happened and it ended right there and never picked back up again
I mean I met her family, I went to her church with her; I'm probably some dark subject to talk about in their house now, and I'm always worried I'm going to bump into them in public.

I told her right away "I am not a good person. I'm not saying that to make me seem interesting and lure you in, I'm saying that because you need to stay away from me, I'm bad for you."

[Lisa]

She's not that kind of lady

How did you feel Sherman when your g/f came here and started sending nude pics of herself to people?

[Camoron]

Wow pluggy

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

mKLizztikRk

[Camoron]

I just finished reading your post and wow

[Lisa]

mKLizztikRk

Lol

[Lisa]

Psh, he doesn't even know how photons are created

[Lisa]

Bitches love photons

[Camoron]

So place your Bets setioisly

[Camoron]

I think by this weekend I'll seal the deal with someone

[rootbeer]

She's not that kind of lady

How did you feel Sherman when your g/f came here and started sending nude pics of herself to people?

i felt like she is a lot hotter than you

[Lisa]

i felt like she is a lot hotter than you

Really because that snatch looked fucked up and her even doing that made you look like a fucking tool.

Everyone saw your begging text messages. Fuck off Sherman.

[Autistic Spectrum]

rootbeer was saying tht whas her lace pantys as well , maybe some people are lace pantys color blind or something i see a fucking coral reef or uncracked nuts,,, that picture of debbbies ladys bussiness is a real fucking roashach test

[Autistic Spectrum]

http://i.imgur.com/pqCDEYj.jpg

http://www.imontvbitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/Ink-Blot.jpg

[Lisa]

What a classy lady.

[rootbeer]

Really because that snatch looked fucked up and her even doing that made you look like a fucking tool.

Everyone saw your begging text messages. Fuck off Sherman.

i never begged you to come back, wishful thinking much?

[Lisa]

i never begged you to come back, wishful thinking much?

Um anyone care for me to post all those text messages again?

Idiot. Fuck off you drop-kick.

[Lisa]

On iPad, here's a link to refresh your memory.
http://postimg.org/gallery/2cv4zscd0/09877c33/

[rootbeer]

i never at any point asked to come back lisa how does that make you feel

[rootbeer]

now gtfo

[Lisa]

i never at any point asked to come back lisa how does that make you feel

Here is a link to a whole heap of messages you asking exactly that.

http://postimg.org/gallery/2cv4zscd0/09877c33/

You're bullshit. And you are being made a fool of by Debbie

[Autistic Spectrum]

oh god ,josh u are needed in the cameranon has sex with girls thread,, josh you are needed in the camaron has sex with girls thread

[steveyos666]

this community is so stupid I gotta go

[Autistic Spectrum]

stevey get's chased off ytmnd fourms for the 90th time blame it on ummm the slow loading times of the fourm this time,, STUPID RUBY CAN'T EVEN NORMALIZE A DATABASE!!

[Camoron]

Oh man heh wow

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

gonna see if any of my troll accts aren't deleted and find u cam prepare to be catfished

[steveyos666]

this community is so stupid I gotta go

[steveyos666]

gonna see if any of my troll accts aren't deleted and find u cam prepare to be catfished
hell yes

[Autistic Spectrum]

cag is talking to me right now on her new skype name, lol you are bothering the shit out of her stevey u need to leave this bithc alone

[Camoron]

Lol what a troll

[Camoron]

Cag hasn't been heard from in 24 hrs which meand shes probabky dead

[Lisa]

No she just posted so you can stop making a dick of yourself about it now

[cagordon]

i was at my ex's. not dead.

[Camoron]

Praise allah

[Lisa]

i was at my ex's. not dead.

How'd that go?

Back together?

[cagordon]

indeed. praise allah i got some dick. went almost the whole summer without any

[Autistic Spectrum]

that was a real nail bitter cag, was rooting for you the whole time tho,,, hopefully codey's ____ and his other _____ work out for him too , and we all know lisa's _____ will be just fine!

[Autistic Spectrum]

and i'm sure ruby will learn how to fix his own shitty fourm soon enougt so it stops crashing every 10 mins

[Lisa]

But even that hasn't stopped me making 1,000 posts in 5 days

[Lisa]

Well I should probably rest up

I have 200 posts to make tomorrow

I've posted so hard that even though it takes 10 mins for any page to load I'm still averaging like one post every 5 mins, yes posting so hard it is breaking space and time itself.

[cagordon]

when the forum crashes, so does my life

[Camoron]

Forum is reallt slow please fix this clay

[steveyos666]

fjs is working fine that's weird

[Autistic Spectrum]

it's time to let ytmnd fourms go, it's lisa cag and codeys now, there's no fighting progress, see you guys at rubycalbernet

[cagordon]

nigga plz

[cagordon]

you couldn't quit this forum if u wanted to. ^__^

[Autistic Spectrum]

wanna bet and if so how much you wanna bet

[cagordon]

no. please don't go omg :suicide:

[Autistic Spectrum]

5 bucks a day cag, let's do this,, everyday i don't post you owe me 5 bucks you can pay me 1800 bucks a year starting today let's do this,

[cagordon]

no. if u leave there is really no reason to post because most everyone else sucks

[cagordon]

also showed this forum to fishmonger and he was disappointed that i take part in this bullshit forum. he called it evil

[Autistic Spectrum]

show him the debbies sexy pics thread and he will see the underlying humor lol

[Autistic Spectrum]

does he know that the most retarded people on earth know about his comings and goings and how many times he's cummed on your face

[cagordon]

showed him josh's prolapsed asshole post about me and he laughed

[cagordon]

pretty sure he's pretty proud of cumming on my face and doesn't mind at all that other people know. let him jizz all over me before
work one night so i could rub his seed in their faces

[cagordon]

fishmonger is more highly evolved than most people

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

tried to find camorons okcupid and failed :cry:
also since this is the real life sex having bragging thread
put real pics on my troll acct this morning
just checked and I got a msg from a puerto rican girl that looks like ramen's sister :jizz:

[Camoron]

own

[Autistic Spectrum]

camerone what's your pof profile need it for a project dadadan is working on

[Camoron]

camoron

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

banned again couldn't even get any good screenshots :raged:

http://i.imgur.com/W9zjBEQ.jpg

[Gentleman Doli]

Now Im horney and I want to fuck Camoron

[cagordon]

shut the fuck up doli

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

aww yea suck it geeknerds

http://i.imgur.com/xIijlj4.jpg

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

tineye.com 999 million results

[lnopia the great]

debbie is clearly wearing a thong you can even see the strap come out through her cheeks at the top why did anyone think that was her vag

[maks]

stop trying to pick up trashy sluts and go for respectable women you share an interest with, and soon the trashy sluts realize the error of their ways when they no longer have people like you lined up for them, but by then you realize that what drew you to the trashy sluts was all clown make-up... smoke and mirrors

guy who knows nothing about women giving advice about women again

[lnopia the great]

i wish i could fuck a virgin again

[cagordon]

because the posters here are fucking iditos.

[lnopia the great]

camoron if you get a chance to pop that girls cherry do not hold back make that pussy bleed

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

debbie is clearly wearing a thong you can even see the strap come out through her cheeks at the top why did anyone think that was her vag

because it's funnier to imagine her vagina is covered in spiderwebs or made of fossils

[lnopia the great]

yeah but lisa isnt pretending shes the deal real stupid

[Autistic Spectrum]

shit's a coral reef, a poorley lit blurry coral reef

[Lisa]

yeah but lisa isnt pretending shes the deal real stupid

Pffft my IQ is like twice yours dipshit.

[Camoron]

camoron if you get a chance to pop that girls cherry do not hold back make that pussy bleed

probably the only advice worth listening to itt, sadly i dont think this one is worth the effort that would be necessary idk. Not sure if she is a virgin but she said one of her previous boyfriends dumped her because she was nt ready for sex.

[Camoron]

And also she is just super nervous i feel like im giving off a rape vibe but she hangs out with me for quite a while so who knows

[steveyos666]

also showed this forum to fishmonger and he was disappointed that i take part in this bullshit forum. he called it evil

this forum isn't as horrible as stupid fucking top 100 chart music and horrible stupid movies and boring dates and boring lives as horrible as this forum is your fish boyfriend's life is worse

[steveyos666]

fishmonger is more highly evolved than most people

this is what you call blinded by gentialia

[steveyos666]

debbie is clearly wearing a thong you can even see the strap come out through her cheeks at the top why did anyone think that was her vag

BECAUSE THIS COMMUNITY IS FUCKING STUPID THANK YOU FOR FINALLY BEING THE ONLY OTHER NON-VIRGIN HERE

[steveyos666]

guy who knows nothing giving advice again

[UofLCardfan08]

You need to stop this fucktard rubbish. You have no experience with women and shit you say like this is exactly the reason why.


I think he's had a bit more experience than you.

You've been fucked over by a fat swamp beast with a bunch of kids to other men who got herself knocked up within a week, told you to chose her or the forum and then came here and sent people nude pics of herself. And that is what you are stuck with now with no other options.

THEN let's not forget the begging to get back with me.

Yeah well done guru.


rootbeer was saying tht whas her lace pantys as well , maybe some people are lace pantys color blind or something i see a fucking coral reef or uncracked nuts,,, that picture of debbbies ladys bussiness is a real fucking roashach test


http://i.imgur.com/pqCDEYj.jpg


She needs to start buying better undies, ones without the seam running dead center thru sensitive areas.

coral reef of genital warts

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Cameron you will be just fine, this is little more than a slight speed bump in your life's journey. And the bed, leave it and walk away or otherwise you will always be wondering if she soiled it after you broke up. Frames and mattresses are cheap. If the frame has any meaning to you, go get it and leave the rest there after you take a piss on it before you walk out the door.

[Camoron]

I dont think shes done anything. Shes more upset than I am now that she got fired. I bet she would take me back if I wanted go go back (I dont)

[steveyos666]

this is so much better than talking about tegra notes, let's talk about girllllllssssssssssssssss!!!!!

[steveyos666]

comedy saved at ytmnd forums 2k15

[Camoron]

this is so much better than talking about tegra notes, let's talk about girllllllssssssssssssssss!!!!!
tablets arent funny and you talk about giels all the time (cag and ur ex pissjugs)

[rootbeer]

i wish i could fuck a virgin again

stick your own weener up your ass

[steveyos666]

Hey guys it's me steveyos, I'm just one of the guys hanging out with guys here

[Camoron]

this is so much better than talking about tegra notes, let's talk about girllllllssssssssssssssss!!!!!
tablets arent funny and you talk about giels all the time (cag and ur ex pissjugs)

[Camoron]

Lol

[steveyos666]

Look I'm just one of the guys trying to get a game of soggy biscuit going ok?

[Camoron]

Whats soggy biscuit precious

[steveyos666]

Whats soggy biscuit precious

You should probably google it

[Camoron]

I'm at work

[steveyos666]

It's just a game a group of guys play, and I'm just one of the guys

[Camoron]

Sounds fun I'm game

[steveyos666]

The more the merrier I always say

I'll go get a biscuit, you'll love this game

[Camoron]

This girl just messaged ne if my real name wad my profile name like really jesus Christ

[Camoron]

So whats the over under for this weekend

[PROFESSIONAL WHITE SUPREMACIST]

69/420

[lnopia the great]

stick your own weener up your ass

thats pretty presumptuous thinking my ass is a virgin

[Camoron]

maybe I'll go to the bar and see if I cant get laid :magpi:

[cagordon]

I went to a bar once...

[Gentleman Doli]

i like teh idea of a bunch of retarded idiots staring at a vagina picture for 50000 hours trying to puzle together the mystery of the thong or the vagina,

[Camoron]

My desktop background is a vagina

[steveyos YOLO]

i like teh idea of a bunch of retarded idiots staring at a vagina picture for 50000 hours trying to puzle together the mystery of the thong or the vagina,

[Camoron]

ok im officially callign it, seeing as i could have gotten laid tongiht but the only thing stoping me was the lack of a place to do it, i am calling this one off ;]

[the president of sex]

stop trying to pick up trashy sluts and go for respectable women you share an interest with, and soon the trashy sluts realize the error of their ways when they no longer have people like you lined up for them, but by then you realize that what drew you to the trashy sluts was all clown make-up... smoke and mirrors

plgu drugs givign advice on not pikciing trashy sluts

http://www.rubycalaber.com/forums/image.php?u=1013&dateline=1375226242

[cagordon]

I'm going to kill you irl, Rustan

[Camoron]

Mission accomplished

Twice

[the president of sex]

I'm going to kill you irl, Rustan
t hank you

[Camoron]

:whew:

[steveyos YOLO]

camoron if this new trend of you thinking getting laid si cool please remove me from steam and refrain from visitng fjs c

[steveyos YOLO]

because this is sadder than minecraft and worse-than-minecrafts

[steveyos YOLO]

like seriously marco gets pussy dude, it's not a fucking big deal, females are horrible, why are you so happy about it, why are you so stupid, you better still only be like 15

[Camoron]

I'm playing up my life for lauffz

[Camoron]

I dont actually care. Or do I???

[Camoron]

Ilu Josh :)

[steveyos YOLO]

fuck a dog

[Camoron]

Ilu stevey

[cagordon]

whoa whoa whoa you guys this is all too much.

[Camoron]

I'll tek you what was too much. My dik lollll