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cagordon
08-02-2014, 02:51 AM
Cags walking down the street, betraying to everyone she meets, hello i luv u

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 05:54 AM
hello, I hate you won't you please burn in hell

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 05:55 AM
hello, I love you won't you tell me your name ?....... hello?...... uhhhh hey? HELLLLOOOOOOOOO!? what are you deaf?!

cagordon
08-02-2014, 05:56 AM
so i away and u still stay by a bad reason

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 06:10 AM
lol picturing you waking away like come on elz and he's just standing there looking then other way

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 06:17 AM
Snuff Box - Deaf Vocalist: http://youtu.be/IVwzAd4S2E8

cagordon
08-02-2014, 06:18 AM
When Deaf people want too end the conversation they simply turn their backs. That would make me so fucking mad, I'd cut them if any weird deafies ever try that with me. I will give them A REAL REASON TO REJECT ME

cagordon
08-02-2014, 06:19 AM
I'm meek and sensative. Sorry, I just have to protect my feelings at all costs.

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 06:25 AM
just talk shit behind their back when they do that

cagordon
08-02-2014, 06:26 AM
i held a door open for a man today.

cagordon
08-02-2014, 06:26 AM
I should of let it swing shut and hit him on the rump. ^__^

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 06:26 AM
was he deaf

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 06:27 AM
I should of let it swing shut and hit him on the rump. ^__^
typical female alert

cagordon
08-02-2014, 06:27 AM
No, he was hot.

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 06:27 AM
figures that's the only reason you did it

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 06:27 AM
would you hold the door for lisa and cody

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 06:28 AM
I'd hold it if it was the door to a suicide shop

cagordon
08-02-2014, 06:30 AM
I don't see why I wouldn't. I don't see why I shouldn't treat even the shittiest sub-humans with a bit of respect.

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 06:34 AM
😙

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 06:35 AM
you would totally put your foot out and trip them

cagordon
08-02-2014, 06:38 AM
Cody is too fucking fat for me to trip. He's so fucking fat and typical looking that I would probably never ever notice he was even there. If it was Lisa, she would probably try to attack or something tweakerish like that.

cagordon
08-02-2014, 06:44 AM
http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/023/b/0/gul_dukat_by_pakpolaris-d37vcm0.jpg

this is best lizard.

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 06:52 AM
don't get so personal, keep in mind they don't leave their computer chairs you woulnd't actually be holding a door open for them anyway

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 06:52 AM
no wait I know the perfect door for you to get for them cag and it's all yours you'd love it, the doors of their caskets

cagordon
08-02-2014, 06:57 AM
how i would love to piss on their dead bodies. spray them with my musk

cagordon
08-02-2014, 06:58 AM
I would totally piss on someone after I shot or stabbed them just to add insult to injury lol and strike terror into their hearts

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 07:00 AM
oops boner time

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 07:01 AM
I mean fear time

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 07:02 AM
I should build caskets in google sketchup actually

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 07:02 AM
actually I could even make cody adn lisa 3d models to put in the caskets

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 07:02 AM
even cody's dick that hangs straight down in hilarious fashion

cagordon
08-02-2014, 07:04 AM
http://www.impactguns.com/short-barrel-shotgun.aspx

they are still too big for me. I'm hoping the shorty isn't illegal in California.

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 07:05 AM
no you need http://www.impactguns.com/zev-g26-ultimate-concealed-carry-glock-9mm-zev-duty-drop-in-trigger-zev-fiber-optic-sights-black-dl.aspx

cagordon
08-02-2014, 07:08 AM
even cody's dick that hangs straight down in hilarious fashion

Cody is such a pussy that he doesn't deserve to have a cock in the first place. How about you and me get together with some power tools and
pay Cody a visit irl? Hollow out a bloody vaginal gash with where his dick used to be and take turns vomiting in the hole.

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 07:12 AM
I don't even know if satan and hitler would team up to do something so vile

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 07:13 AM
actually going near cody..... the smell........

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 07:14 AM
well, I do happen to have almost every tool ryobi has ever made ^_^ I got three drills and one of them https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D7DOwb-870E would be perfect for you

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 07:14 AM
it's got a flashlight on the end I didn't atch the video I just posted a vid instea dof a pic so you could see it's a cute tiny little drill that's probably only about the szie of your arm

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 07:15 AM
and it's about 90x bigger than cody's dick

cagordon
08-02-2014, 08:33 AM
its hard to focus and learn about the tool when this asshole has strategically placed his filthy fucking crotch in the shot of the video. the camera is aimed directly at it.

steveyos666
08-02-2014, 08:38 AM
sorry